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Joined 11-10-11, id: 3418412, Profile Updated: 08-30-16
Author has written 76 stories for Harry Potter.

In a world where people write bland and predictable fanfiction...I occasionally write stuff, too. I'm a loving mother and tolerant wife who weighs the same as a duck, and considers madness a trait to be flaunted. I also have excellent taste in shoes and can calculate tip percentages in my head.

Are you a Harry Potter fan? A wife, mother, witch or just one more person who feels Narcissa Malfoy was wrongfully slighted in characterization? What? You're all of the above? Gods help you... I mean, come join The United Narcissan Council and uh...'witch' about it!

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The Scientist by greysfanhp reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, they say. But satisfaction brought it back. A few years after the war Hermione is a widely respected academic about to start her latest research project. To see its completion, however, she will truly have to venture into the unknown. Cissy/Hermione pairing in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 82,539 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Andromeda T.
Summarily Speaking by Greyella reviews
Narcissa, Hermione, and an oblivious Harry Potter accidentally convene over ice cream. Nuanced Narcissa/Hermione prettiness. Post-war, slight AU. One-shot for now, but may continue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.] Harry P.
The Malfoy Secret by Aya Diefair reviews
When a family starts to crumble, secrets are created. When secrets are created, some cause severe emotional harm to others. All elitist pureblood families have their share of skeletons in the closet; question is, can they learn from them. Warning: Violence, Language, Suggestive Scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,632 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Jude's Therapy by Katja93 reviews
Jude wakes up finding herself restrained to a bed in Briarcliff, only to be visited by one Mary Eunice who has some devilish trick up her sleeve for Jude's first therapy session. [smut]
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2017 - [Sister Jude, Sister Mary Eunice]
Heartbreakers by bullringqueen
Mature only please! First Peaky fic. INCEST!Polly/Michael Please don't read if such offends you. A portrayal of the complex, dysfunctional relationship between Polly and her prodigal son Michael. A rose is a rose unless it's a dangerous catalyst for a regrettable and irretractable decision. Can two heartbreakers heal each other's broken hearts? Not if they keep breaking their own.
Peaky Blinders - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2016
Common Values by Cissys-missy reviews
Bellatrix detests Narcissa's marriage, in all entirety. In her own deranged way, she decides to help her darling sister. With her plan to soon knock Lucius out of the picture trouble peaks through the cracks disheveled. Warnings for violence, dark themes, and blackcest. Basically this is a Cissatrix fanfic. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 9/9/2015
Why are you in my house? by Hyperopia reviews
Harry and Narcissa romance, several years after the battle for Hogwarts, Harry's marriage to Ginny is on the rocks, a chance meeting in Grimmauld place changes everything. This is my first ever fan fic, I hope people like my effort, all comments, suggestions and story ideas welcomed currently updating all chapters (hopefully making it better)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,557 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sins of The Past by drippingwithsin reviews
What if Cordelia seen something else besides Myrtle burning? [incest]
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2015 - [Cordelia F., Fiona G.] - Complete
Absinthe by Aurette reviews
A dark deed on a dark night sends two lives spinning out of control. To forge a future, both must confront their pasts. AU, EWE, SS/HG, HEA
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Daffodil by Infernal Racket reviews
What would it take for a young pureblood girl to bloom into a witch destined to defy the most dangerous wizard of all time? This is the story of Narcissa Malfoy, and how she rose up to tell a lie which would change the fate of the entire wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Wicked Dream by TrixibellaBlack reviews
After ending her work on Harry Potter, Helena Bonha Carter has a visitor during the night...Rated M for a very good reason. If you don't like fem-fem, just skip this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Bellatrix L.
(Le)Strange Love by TrixibellaBlack reviews
The relationship of the Lestrange couple from Rodolphus's view. Very violent, sadistic Bella. Rated M for mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The Blessing's In The Curse by blackcat47 reviews
Lucius Malfoy is sentenced after the war. He believes Narcissa to be dead. Maybe, just maybe his unusual punishment will be his salvation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Draco And The Stupid Trousers by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Draco comes home from a long, hot day. It's sweltering outside and he's been stuffed into a suit all day. He's ready to get comfortable...At the dinner table. Narcissa eventually approves. Smut for the sake of smut because writing epic smut is how I roll. Have a wonderful day. Review or I'll find you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
To The Stars And Back by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Young Draco explores the attic at Malfoy Manor and finds something extraordinary. What could it be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Waiting: A Love Story by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
A Valentine's Day treat for your entertainment. Warnings for blood, incest, child abuse and character death. Have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Cookies With A Smile by Aya Diefair reviews
Narcissa bakes a dozen of heart-shaped cookies for Cupid's Day, adding a splash of secret ingredient into the mix to spice things up. After facing rejection from Lucius, she catches her son in the cookie jar and is far from upset about it. Rated M: Incest, Sexual Scenes, Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Draco M., Narcissa M.] Lucius M. - Complete
Blurred Lines by NarcissaNerea reviews
There are thin lines between madness and sanity, between solace and prison, between mother and son, between loved one and lover. This is what happens when those lines cross. Rated I for incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
The Apparating Dead by NarcissaNerea reviews
When the dead can apparate, how will the living survive? Narcissa and Draco battle zombies and unresolved sexual tension in muggle London.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
A Perfectly Potent Potion by Squibstress reviews
Severus makes a little extra Polyjuice. Hijinx ensue. Written for the 2013 HP Rarepairs Cliché fest. Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Severus S., Minerva M.] - Complete
Blood And Sacrifice by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Bellatrix gives Draco a late birthday gift. They both get lost in memory. This is not your grandma's fan fiction, witches and wizards. Rated M for mature themes, blood, drugs, rape. Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Enough by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Narcissa had always drowned in the wake of her own inadequacies... •Bellatrix/Narcissa•
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Best Of A Bad Situation by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Wherein Narcissa, Bellatrix and Draco have the adventure of a lifetime. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder what on earth is wrong with me. This fic contains incest, drugs, humor AND a plot. Enjoy and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Twisted Cycle by Black Boxed reviews
Pairings: Draco/Cissy Warnings: Malfoycest & Lemon Summary: After hearing about the Malfoy family secret, Draco comes across two paths. He can either love his mother as a son loves his mother, or as a man loves a woman. Which will he choose?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Shame by petulantpoet reviews
Severus/Narcissa. This story continues the chapter "Spinners End" from Half Blood Prince. A/U in respect a relationship existed between the two and forms the basis for Narcissa seeking help from Severus to protect her son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Secrecy and Sorcery in Surreptitious Seductions by lannistersdebt reviews
He hasn't ever been one to sleep around with just anybody, and she hasn't ever been one to stray from her marriage vows. That all changes one winter night. Contains everyone's dark favorites - Severus, the Malfoy family - Narcissa, particularly - and Bella, and...read to find out who else. This is a collab piece with my dear friend, mrs. milfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Out Of The Cold by iLuvJohnny reviews
A short Lucius/Rosmerta requested drabble. Lots of fun to write, though it was very strange for me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucius M., Rosmerta - Complete
The Cask of Firewhiskey by mastermilfoy reviews
A humble homage to edgar Allan Poe, and my first posting. Draco's vengeance has cured for some time. It is time to serve a draught to his friend Harry...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broken by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Lucius failed the Dark Lord in the Department of Mysteries. It's time to be punished. Epic incesty smut is running amok in this piece. You have been warned. Narcissa/Draco/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Altar Of My Birth by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Draco finally finds a measure of peace in a mad world. Contains Malfoycest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Of Fathers and Butchers by Narcissa's Dragon reviews
Many events in Draco's life created the man he grew into. This is but one of those. Contains Blackcest/Malfoycest. This is a rollercoaster ride, witches and wizards, keep your appendages in the car at all times lest they get chopped off.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Les Jours Tristes by Lyrastales reviews
After the events of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Luna deals with some Wrackspurts, developing an unlikely friendship in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Luna L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Barriers Fall by Ankalagon reviews
"Why are we in a broom closet Malfoy?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Time to Dance by Laurielove reviews
One-shot. Five years after the war. Deathly Hallows compliant. Harry one day comes across a woman he has not seen for many years. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 226 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
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Adventures in Analogies About Eggs reviews
A summer adventure involving Draco and Harry on an egg-citing quest to find Draco's missing mother! Romance! Thrills! Danger! Humor! Strawberries! Bromance! MURDER! Nah, jk. There's no murder. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., OC
The Favour reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Black Heart: London Calling reviews
#8 in my Black Heart series. Lucius and Bella take to the streets literally for another adventure in Muggleton. Hot car. Hot tunes. Death Eaters. Dead sex worker. Sounds about right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2014
The Turned Page reviews
Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger are devastated to learn their favourite book shoppe is closing. But perhaps a new establishment holds tantalizing promise for at least one of the pair - and the proprietor. It's Lunissa! Or Naruna. Or Lovefoy? Malfgood? Potato, potahto... Femmeslash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Hermione G., Luna L., Narcissa M. - Complete
The White Black Witch reviews
A summer adventure! It has all the things: myth, legend, magic, traveling, camping (yes, camping). A new prophecy holds the solution to the problem of magic's demise, but The Golden Trio will need help from an unlikely source to unravel its mystery. Eventual incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,115 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hospital Beds reviews
We do it to ourselves, and that's what really hurts. Triggers for addiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Uncommon Scents reviews
Post-war riches to rags to riches Narco from yours truly. A chance discovery in a mysterious vault leads to further chance discoveries - and yes, uncommon scents. Obligatory litany of warnings? Incest, smells and smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Low Red Moon reviews
A baby Narco ficlet in honour of tonight's blood moon. Warnings for incest and minor bloodletting and general witchiness. And Bella.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Draco M., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Draco Comes Clean reviews
Draco shares his bathing philosophy. The Malfoys come clean together. Narco smut. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Hindsight reviews
It's always 20/20. On vacation with the Zabinis, Draco learns to see certain things differently. Incest ahead. It's Narco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M., Blaise Z., Mrs. Zabini - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Keep the Change reviews
Draco doesn't like change...or does he? It's Malfoy Manner, so there's incest, of course. Just a fun oneshot to tide me over until the next big idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Let's Face the Music and Dance reviews
The Malfoys - fresh from trials and sentencings after the war - visit a popular magical resort. Each with his or her own agenda to fulfill, in time they must face the music and yes - Dance. So yeah, there's going to be dancing in this fic. And incest. And golf. And references to escapist 80s film. Enjoy my little literary summer vacay.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,927 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Her Bloody Valentine reviews
A Valentine's Day offering of incest, blood and murder. All the things in life that remind us romance is not dead. For mature audiences. May be squicky to some.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen reviews
In which Narcissa goes slumming, and Harry gets lucky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 302 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Ritual reviews
How Malfoy men celebrate birthdays. Incest and witchcraft. Minor blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Halcyon reviews
Narcissa accompanies her future daughter-in-law on a shopping excursion. The trials and tribulations of impending mother-in-lawhood in all their decadent, depraved glory. After all, it's Narstoria! Warnings for femmeslash, foul language and general debauched lesbianage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Narcissa M., Astoria G.
Complex Elektra reviews
Originally a one-shot called "Devil in the Details," now a three chaptered dose of deviance. A darker side of Draco emerges when he discovers delight lurking in life's daunting little details. But the fine print can be down right invisible...and doubly dangerous. A gift for a friend, and a warning of incest ahead. Find a playlist on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M., OC - Complete
Narcisse et Narcisse reviews
Sometimes, finding one's self can be a most unexpected pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Bayou Foi reviews
Draco and Narcissa discover the magic of the bayou and the tumultuous Mississippi amid turbulent emotions and dark, distressing desires. References to Voodoo, incest and oc's abound. Also be aware this story brings the Malfoys to America, which is not necessarily everyone's cup of sweet Southern iced tea...but do have a taste at least. Visit the bayou playlist on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,164 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Amputation reviews
Aftermaths of ill logics. A canon to the heart. A purgative and necessary evil. Mostly the story of an amputation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Complicated Relations reviews
The Malfoys attend Harry Potter's engagement party - with breathtaking results. Warnings for incest and bad 80's movie viewing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Perfectly Put Together reviews
An innocent foot rub instigates startling revelations. Are the Malfoy mother and son as perfectly put together as they seem? Seams - and seems - are prone to fraying. Usual warning for incest, but do compound that with rough stuff and mild fetish. This one is complete...for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Dusty Books and Wire Rims reviews
Draco finds mum organizing the library. Can he keep quiet for the librarian of his heart? A Valentine request for my better half.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Bother reviews
Guests - no matter how entertaining - can become quite the bother. If you've never read my stuff before, don't expect a traditional romance herein. If you've read my stuff before...welcome back! Hope you'll join us for dinner. NM/HG and suggested NM/DM. And please leave Squeamish at the door with Sensible. Thanks, and wipe your feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Kind of Pretty reviews
Narcissa is hiding. Bella is finding. Wine and truth spills forth - among other fluids. Warning for Blackcest of the Cissatrix variety and naughty talk and other such general deviance and fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Cup and Sword reviews
A tale of Tarot and fortunes and fate and loneliness. How cards can answer questions, and how fate can take pity. Narcissa awaits her king of swords, but who is he exactly?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
A Different Kind of Dirty reviews
Draco and his mum share an impromptu and impetuous herbology lesson in the steamy greenhouse one sunny afternoon. Incest warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Hum of Mighty Workings reviews
Boys will be boys. Draco defends his mother's honor with feeling, but he'll need her healing touch to feel beyond the pain. Warnings for incest, barely mentionable drug use and more touchy feely emo stuff induced by my raging hormones. Also, I intend to use every available genre listing on this site eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Birthday Witch reviews
The advent of Narcissa's birthday has her dwelling on aging, Draco dwelling on distracting her, and Harry Potter dwelling on the Malfoys. Can the three turn an awkward situation into a birthday bash to remember? Usual warnings include incest, but let's add voyeurism and multi-party-member sex... DM/NM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Snowman's Heart reviews
A sweet Yuletide offering for a friend. Narcissa introduces Severus to the science of snowman hearts and the pleasures of thawing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sweat, Tears or the Sea reviews
Bellatrix comforts her sorrowful sister - the only way she knows how. A gift fic for a dear friend. Incest warning!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Rearranging the Furniture reviews
My first Lucissa and a heartfelt Yuletide gift for iLuvJohnny. After the war, the Malfoys' marriage is in shambles. There's arguing, fighting, fluff, furniture rearranging, a great deal of colorful language, unapologetic onomatopaeia and hot married smut. Visit its playlist on my profile! Also huge thanks to lucissamalfoy for my gorgeous custom cover for this piece!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Skinny Love reviews
A story even I didn't plan to write. It's cold and snowy and desolate and depressing and probably really not readable. And it's maudlin and aching with love at the heart of it and anything with love at the heart of it also has pain, so... It's just a stupid one-shot with complicated incest. To hear a playlist for Skinny Love, visit the link on my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Cake and Chaos reviews
REPOSTED due to errors in italics and generally not being fluffy enough. A birthday gift for a friend and fellow writer. It's Severus' birthday. A friend arrives with...well...cake and chaos. Romantic and fluffy! I CAN do fluffy, people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Volunteer reviews
Harry Potter has escaped grief twice now, looking to distract himself as a volunteer at St. Mungo's. But it seems he's not alone in this escape, and it may be more than work that distracts him. But perhaps he was looking for more than a get-away in the first place... Hear a playlist for The Volunteer by visiting the link on my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,431 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Trick or Treat reviews
You're invited to celebrate Samhain with the Malfoys, Potters, Weasleys and assorted wizarding wierdos at Grimmauld Place. Incest and apple-bobbing ahead, so hold on to your masks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sapphiria reviews
Or 'Something in the Blood'. Happy Halloween to all my readers! This is a chilly little gift originally crafted for a challenge. Cho Chang discovers that the captivating dark secrets in Malfoy Manor may be far darker than she imagined - rather like the mistress of the house. NM/CC with hints of NM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cho C., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dog Days Are Done reviews
In a perfect AU, Snape survived the war of course , and found a measure of contentment in his potions research. Now if he could just learn to say 'no' to crying witches... Contains Andromeda, Granger, Teddy and all your faves! It's simply Narverus!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,477 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Peaceful Morning reviews
How Bellatrix Lestrange clears a room. Naughty language and discussion of bodily functions, but nothing graphic. Awwww...I know. Maybe later. This is just some fun, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Intruder reviews
A non-traditional traditional ghost story with a few twists. Will and does contain Black/Malfoycest, so don't be a prude. NM/DM, NM/BL of a sort , DM/BL of a sort and maybe even NM/DM/BL/Kitchen Sink. Who knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,372 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Parental Guidance reviews
A birthday gift to my friend iLuvJohnny! It's a great heaping triple layer cake of hot moist Malfoycest, iced with a confection of forbidden lust. Might be squicky to some. Warning: DM/LM/NM. Seriously, I know it's short, but it's punchy. Please don't read if it's not your 'thing.' I'll write YOUR 'thing' for YOUR birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Pumpkin Pie reviews
A little one-shot in the spirit of Samhain and harvest, Draco has a hankering for his mum's hot, juicy pie...pumpkin pie, that is. Malfoycest ahead, so don't get upset if it secretly appeals. Bon appetit!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Heart: Season of the Witch reviews
#7 in the Black Heart series. Sharing is caring, and there's nothing like liquid hot smut to bring a family closer together - in extraordinarily questionable ways. Bella/Draco/Narcissa full steam ahead. Incesty. No holds barred. No one under 42 years of age allowed. We'll call it Dracissatrix!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Complete
The Red Nightgown reviews
Unspoken power struggles, internal conflict and a dose of doubt. Can Narcissa come to terms with her baser desires? Can she control them? And more importantly - can she control the object of those desires? Malfoycest ahead, and it's M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: The Reading Hour reviews
Smut for smut's sake, really. The Malfoys are back and in bed what's new? , but with an issue Draco wishes to address. Very M rated. Hide the kiddies...and any sane or decent adults. And I know it's been a minute since I've uploaded a Malfoy Manner, so I'll remind you: it's incesty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Chimera reviews
Narcissa ruminates and reveals: her life, her choices, her son. Contains incest. And smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
The Drunken Waste and the Sorry Whore:A Love Story reviews
A piece about addictions and recoveries and feeling and forgetting and yelling and screaming and the healing power of beating the crap out of someone you love. And smut. And incest. Did I mention incest?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Black Heart: The Silence of the Clown reviews
#6 in the Black Heart series and the answer to a challenge. Details follow story. Imagine 'The First 48' HP-style, with a sprinkling of The Silence of the Lambs. It's the harrowing tale of a mother and son on a mission to save a family member who is more trouble than she's worth. Props if you get the Thomas the Tank Engine references...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Danger and Delicacy in Deviant Discipline reviews
A stinging stand-alone spank-fic wherein Draco's mummy 'encourages' him to straighten up and fly right...with rather drastic methods. Warnings for incest, smut, fetish and my general insanity. Rated very M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Way to Warm reviews
A lovely gift fic with the Malfoys and Bella - with no incest, blood, violence or sundry unmentionables. It's SSNM without the SSNM. Trust me! Rating is for profanity and implications.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Black Heart: Mother reviews
#5 in the Black Heart series, and a very lighthearted romp with Bella's muggle music box. It's family friendly! Really!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Danger and Delicacy in Intentional Anonymity reviews
The cliched masked ball story - hopefully with a twist. No relation to my other Danger and Delicacy posting, but an appropriate comedy of errors title. It's incesty!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Heart: Distant Sisters reviews
#4 in the Black Heart series! I said to myself, "Self. You need to write some remorseless sister sex." And my self said, "Right then!" Drunken,sick,incestuous,naughty,nasty ravings and rompings. The return of Bella's muggle music box, and Jimmy Buffett!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
In Certain Instances reviews
It's like Harry Potter meets Brokeback Mountain. You could call it "Two Wizards One Tent." Or, it's just what happens when two Slytherins play a game of 'Gay Chicken.' It's slashy, but not graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Hands of the Sisters reviews
Narcissa and Bellatrix spend their days together as sisters do...for the most part. Incest, later, so be aware. Not to mention general debauched dialog and shenanigans along the way. It gets dark in here, people. Remember lumos? Hear a playlist for this story by visiting the link on my profile! Equal parts NM/DM NM/BL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,418 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Just Desserts reviews
A Malfoy Manner interlude or sorts, and a short giftfic for a friend - proof positive that Brussels sprouts CAN be sexy. Malfoycest. Or Dracissa? Narco? I like Narco. I'm a Narco-leptic. Heh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Danger and Delicacy in Unintentional Legilimency reviews
My first 'Snape-survived-the-war' story! A traditional romance - I promise - with no darkness, incest, blood, vomit or any other unsavory things. Oh, wait. There is a tiny bit of vomit... And smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Heart: Black Mail reviews
#3 in the Black Heart series! Bella has ways of getting what she wants from who she wants. What are they? Filthy. I hate calling this a 'romance'...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Our Fair Malfoys reviews
Well...it's a musical. Really. No! I'm serious! A musical twisted Oedipal love story with murder! Holy hickory smoked flavoring! You have to read this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Black Heart: Batteries Not Included reviews
#2 in the Black Heart Series! A follow up fluff of filth to Joan Jett and the Black Heart wherein Draco and his auntie go on an adventure in Muggleton. Special appearances by mummy and dadums!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Draco M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Black Heart: Joan Jett and the Black Heart reviews
First installment in the Black Heart series. A Bella tale of party crashing, muggle devices and witchy devising. To be played at maximum volume. Co-starring Draco and mum!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Business Time reviews
Another two-part extravaganza wherein we see Draco becoming quite the businessman - with mum's assistance, of course. You will like Draco by the end of this tale. By the end of the series, you will love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Separation Anxiety reviews
If you have an older sibling, especially a sister, you will get this. Aren't they just the most embarrassing creatures on the planet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Laundry Day reviews
Narcissa Malfoy takes it upon herself to take care of some...dirty laundry. Be warned this piece is not for the squeamish!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Narcissa M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Our Dinner With Weasleys reviews
A two installment romp involving our favorite deviant duo and a devilish dinner with the wondrous Weasleys, some randy reminiscences, and a moto-crackin' muggle car.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Vaulted Aspirations reviews
Ever watch Duck Tales as a kid? Yeah...it's good to be rich.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Table Turning reviews
Draco just wants a little control. Some dubcon, here...and minor bdsm play. But very minor, I think. However, I'm a filthy freak, so use your own judgment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Her Resurrected reviews
A traditional love story for two characters whom I feel are deserving. I challenged myself to write this piece. Be warned: it is maudling, dripping romance, cliched and highly predictable. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Practicing Peacock reviews
Post war, Draco struggles with finding his place in his own world, and a darkness that lingers within him. His mother struggles with his struggle...and one of her own. Hear Practicing Peacock's playlist from my profile!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Old School reviews
Did you ever go back to your old high school or boarding school and just walk around? Weird, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Cake Topper reviews
An invitation to a wedding creates tension. Can mother and son make the cut together? This one goes a little darker...but my Malfoys always get happy endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Haberdashery reviews
It's important to maintain a polished appearance. This is a tale of a simple mother/son shopping excursion. Right? Oh, wait...Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Reverse Pass reviews
Just in time for Superbowl Sunday, a sporting good romp wherein mother and son go undercover at the Quidditch World Cup.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Paper Pushers reviews
Oh, those Malfoys! A mother/son meeting with the Minister of Magic, some minor self-realization and epic appreciation of fine furnishings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Society Page reviews
A follow-up piece of filth...It's not necessary to read the original, but it's more fun if you have...behaving can be terribly difficult sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Malfoy Manner reviews
The completely profane tale of a mother/son luncheon that should not be read by any sane or squeamish individual. After all, this is incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
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