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Joined 11-10-11, id: 3418914, Profile Updated: 10-16-14
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, Young Justice, Lords Of The Underworld series, Lord of the Rings, House of Night, and Darkness Chosen series.

Hello Everyone!

As you can see by my username, I love me some Lord of The Rings.

I know this profile is very lame and empty, but I promise I shall make it AWESOME.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

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The Sons of Thunder by ziggy3 reviews
They are called the Sons of Thunder by the Orcs of the Mountains and when they meet the Son of Thranduil a storm erupts, one of violence and desire. While Legolas's oath to follow Aragorn leads him perilously close to the Sea, Elrohir is lured into such danger that he betrays everything he loves and hates. (Warning: SLASH, violence. Sexual violence)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 318,584 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Legolas, Elrohir
When Two Lives Meet by The Immortal Doctor Reid reviews
One hundred oneshots featuring the life of Ash and Cynthia, from the first meeting to becoming mistress and apprentice, to becoming lovers and beyond. Rayshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,666 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona
Alive With the Glory of Love by eisforerica reviews
What if Rose was a Moroi? What if she was a ROYAL Moroi? And being the last in her line would mean that even while at St. Vlad's she would still have to be protected, protected by none other than the infamous guardian Dimitri Belikov. *New chapters up as of 1/3/16.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 4/28/2016 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Daughter of the Sea Prequel by XandriaValentina reviews
Xandria Sirène has lived with pirates all her life. She'd even swear up and down all of the seven seas that she is one. Unlike other pirates, she cares little about gold and more about the adventure. It's that mindset that gets her all caught up with the infamous Captains Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa and all of their wild, dangerous, mythical adventures.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hector B., OC] Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Snows of Winterfell: The First Song - Vengeance of the She-Wolf by The One True Queen reviews
Ellaria Stark, Robb's twin, has managed to escape most of the misfortune that has taken her family. In her grief for those taken from her, she has vowed to finish what her brother started and raze the South as the She-Wolf of Winter. Her wish? To make House Frey, Bolton, and Lannister regret their attempts to erase her name-to have her Vengeance on those who wronged the North...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Cersei L., Daenerys T./Dany, Tywin L., Joffrey B.
Futa Bleach one shots! by DeschenesB reviews
Bleach characters get together with some futa's.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Orihime I., R. Matsumoto
That's My Shirt by mschmnged reviews
Simply sex. Hot, passionate, rousing sex between the two deemed least likely to coheres; Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. Followed by a bit of Humor. Drarry. Smutty Motherfckin 'M'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Soul Bound by RDoster2012 reviews
Edward comes back for Bella just like in New Moon (kinda there is a twist), However were not following the actual story line. Full Description inside! All Canon. Rated M, For lemons later on
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Bella, Edward
To Remember by Lindsey3 reviews
Twenty years is a long time to be separated from the one you love even for an elf. STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,136 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Legolas
The Blood Claim Part One: The Alpha's Right by The One True Queen reviews
My name is Stella Stillinski, and I am the Alpha Female of the Hales. I was attacked by the Alpha on the night I was locked inside the school with my twin brother Stiles, Scott and Allison, Jackson and Lydia. My transition into a teen wolf was terrifying. Scott has tried to help me come to terms with what we are, but I can't shake the feeling that someone is always watching me...
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Scott M., Stiles, Lydia M., Derek H.
Heart Of Stone by EscapeIntoMyWorld reviews
What if Edward and Bella's roles were switched? Would that first day be different? Would vampire instincts overrule human curiosity at the thought of being blocked for the first time in her vampire life? Read to find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,594 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
Young Justice rewrite:Robin and Superboy by supervampire1000 reviews
This is the complete re-write of young justice with the pairing of robin and superboy. No megan and superboy or robin and zatana. Rated M for lemony goodness, yaoi and malexmale and alot of fluff and smut.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,273 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy
Young Justice Rewrite: Batman and Robin by supervampire1000 reviews
Background story of my Young Justice Re-write series. The story of Bruce Wayne/Batman and Richard Grayson/Robin from the beginning to when young justice formed. SLASH YAOI BOYXBOY MALEXMALE and very pornographic and fluffy. Robin is 13 and in YJ he is 16 like everyone else. I aske for five reviews per chapter so that i can update i like reviews ON PAUSE
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
The Darkest Curse: Lords of the Underworld by crazy-reader-wilderimagination reviews
Gilly and William love story. how it should happen. William is cursed by the gods never to fall in love but is Gilly the one he can't resist.
Lords Of The Underworld series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012
Deadman Descent by Kiran-sama reviews
((Mpreg Yaoi tale with SenjixGanta)) Ganta and his beloved Senji are in for a shocker: Ganta is expecting! But how could a child possibly be raised within a cesspool such as Deadman Wonderland? And it turns out that the two lovebirds aren't the only ones excited for the baby...
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ganta I./Woodpecker, Senji K./Crow
Nightingale Whispers by Jackie Almasy reviews
When a routine mission in a Dwemer ruin goes horribly wrong it's up to Brynjolf and Karliah to rescue their fellow Nightingale from the nightmares and horrors waiting below the surface. Female Dragonborn x Brynjolf.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,888 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf - Complete
Love-Hate-Sex-Pain by JackValentine reviews
BDSM, Cena and Orton
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Randy Orton, John Cena - Complete
The Alphas Beta by maegsaeg reviews
Scott is a newly turned werewolf, Derek is his mentor.. and mate, can Derek teach Scott how to protect himself against the Alpha? Or will Derek get defeated by the Alphas lust towards Scott? Scott/Derek Slash, I DO NOT OWN TEEN WOLF
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Derek H., Scott M.
The Tale of the Hood by The One True Queen reviews
This is the Story of Robin of Locksley and how he came to be, sung by the Suzerain's Seneschal, Will at the Knight's Realm. Courtesy of Lynn Veihl's Fifth Book in The Darkyn Saga, and quite possibly my favorite. Please enjoy.
Darkyn series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Complete
Secrets Within: Charlotte Douglas' Montana Secrets by The One True Queen
5 yrs ago, the U.S. Embassy in Tabari was bombed and two undercover agents, Lts. Ryan Christopher & Kena Claire, were presumed dead for their own protection. Righteous Sword, the dangerous terrorist group responsible for the Embassy Bombing, have been tying up loose ends for the five years. Now, they've pretty much taken every possible leak; Kena and Ryan are the only ones left...
Lords Of The Underworld series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,501 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Avenging Angel of the en Kragin by The One True Queen
Lakena en Kragin-Night: the long-lost twin sister of Darius en Kragin, King of the Dragons and Guardian of the Atlantean Mists. Kena makes a deal with Vampire King, Layel and so seals here brutal fate: The Dragon Queen for the coveted Dragon's Archangel.
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Atlantis series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Rose H.
Afraid to be Alone by The One True Queen reviews
Kena Black, an orphaned Dhampir rescued by Stan Alto and taken in at St. Vlad's, is happy; or so the consensus thought. The girl has been plagued by something that lures her into the wood at night only to release her traumatized in the morning... As her self-appointed protector, Stan will do anything to save the novice he'd come to love like a daughter from her biggest fears.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Stan A., Rose H.
Sex and Violet by hot under the collar reviews
BDSM - Rosalie/Emmett/Master
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Against All Odds by ArtimisVines reviews
Zoey gives her life to Kalona to save Heath. Now she belongs to the fallen angel. What happens when hatred turns to love? Maybe there is a good side to Kalona. If you haven't read tempted don't read. Rated M for future lemons.
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,906 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Zoey R., Kalona
Half Time on the Couch by CycloneT reviews
To romance, or not to romance…that is the question. [GorenEames]
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Complete
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The Guard's Choice
This is a short story regarding one such seemingly overlooked character: Beregond the Tower Guard in the Citadel of Minas Tirith. This story recounts the days and moments up to and after the death of the porter at Rath Dinen and the rescue of Faramir. He's one of my favorite Tolkien characters and is very underrated, so I really hope you guys enjoy this!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,013 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2016 - Gandalf, Peregrin T., Denethor, Imrahil - Complete
The Darkest Cure
Ever since they were damned by the gods of Olympus, the Lords of the Underworld took up residence in Budapest. Lakena is the Lady Keeper, of a promiscuous, wrathful, violent, pain-loving, death-defying demon. Torin has loved the fallen daughter of Zeus from afar for millennia. How much longer will he be able to look and not touch? Disease wants a cure and only one woman has it...
Lords Of The Underworld series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,023 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014
My Hero: A SupermanBatman Double-Shot! reviews
This is a dream I had about Superman and Batman. It isn't a story, so I'm sorry for those you that thought so,and I apologize for misleading you... But, this is a "double-shot" because it's not just one scene, but there'll be two: one for Superman and one for Batman. The first is with Clark "being on top". The second will be Bruce as dominant. Please read, comment, and like!
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Clark K./Superman, Bruce W./Batman
Forsaken Part One: Stolen Purity reviews
Olena Wilder is just your average teenage girl, who does normal teenage things. She knows how to kill a person at least fifty ways in hand to hand combat, she's trained in the lethal use of weapons, she knows multiple types of martial arts, and she's very good at killing people, say rogue vampires or her distant cousins from Russia and the Ukraine.
Crossover - Vampire Academy & Darkness Chosen series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Dimitri B., OC
A Dark Truth
Lily, as I said before, is the persona of a character who will be reappearing frequently, although with different names. Here's something I thought about while I was reading the House of Night novels. I'll add a backstory to the new charcters when I can.
Crossover - Twilight & House of Night - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Published: 5/19/2012