Author has written 3 stories for Bartimaeus Trilogy, and ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画.
Y HALLO THAR.
I will not tell you my name, for I am nameless.
What's that? You say my name is Squirrel Singer?
HOW DARE THEY LABEL ME WITH SUCH AN ETHEREAL OTHERWORLDLY NAME?!
Ah well. I suppose you can call me Squirrel Singer if you wish.
I will not disclose anything else about myself, though.
You wish to know what I would like you to do with my stories?
Read them, of course. Follow or favorite. Even better, review. Though I myself like to follow-and-run without reviewing so it is alright if you do not review.
Ew! Is that a bug? What type?
-gasp- The evil bug of flamers?
DIE EVIL VERMIN DIE! -stomps-
As you can see my train of thought can go all over the place, thus ensuing in "randomness."
Is there anything else you would like to learn about me? The sooner we finish this interrogation, the better.
You want to know how reading my profile turned into you interrogating me?
I'm magical That's all you need to know.
Commissions? Very well, I will write a story based on your idea as long as I approve of it. Oh, and you must pay me in cookies.
Am I a beta reader? Well, I suppose I am...I am not quite sure if I actually am listed...I suppose you can use my beta reading services. That is, if I have read the book(s) and understand what the story is about.
What is my source of magical power? Why would I tell you? I wouldn't be magical if you stole it from me...
HEY HEY GIVE ME BACK MY ELLIPSIS! MY BEAUTIFUL ELLIPSIS...
-snatches and huggles- My ellipsis. Mine.
For more of my "randomness" and for anything else you wish to learn about me without interrogation, move your mouse over this blue thing and hit the left button.
Also check out my blog, where I'll probably post updates about my stories:
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