Author has written 16 stories for Wrestling, and Supernatural.
I'm back mufuckas. Y'all miss me? ;P
I take requests!!!!!!!!!!!! Any pairing, though I'm absolutely terrible at smut- I mean, I'll write it,but be warned. And if I have already taken a request from you and it has yet to be posted,don't think I'm ignoring you, just remind me. I am an extremely forgetful person(uploaded updates several times but forgot to actually post them), so REMIND ME!
A few interesting shizniblets about me:
MY BIRTHDAY IS OCTOBER 30, THE SAME DAY AS MY FAV SUPERSTAR/ HALL OF FAMER, EDGE'S!!!!
I find that it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission
Swag, is a saxophone thing.
Sarcasm is just one of many services I offer.
You can call me an artist, because I draw attention.
I don't remember nothing. Yesterday was my past life. And the only way to shake it is to drink what we drank last night.-Jadakiss
Oh, so you're offended by my opinions? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
If you've just asked me what I'm doing, and then ask again five minutes letter, use your brain and consider how unlikely it is that I've found Channing Tatum's address, hitch hiked to his house, somehow deflected the billions of dollars worth of security systems I'm sure he has installed, snuck into his bedroom and chained him down; proceeding to do illegal and lustful things to him, carrying out my wildest fantasies, unbeknownst to his pregnant wife. NOT PROBABLE. Ian Somerhalder however; that's a whole different story;)
This concludes a few interesting shizniblets about me.
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One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out a gun and shoots his wife then turns the gun on himself. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. On her first day to Sunday School, she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on The Cross.
The little girl asks the teacher, "How did that man get off the Cross?"
The teacher replied, "He never did."
The little girl argued, "Yes he did! When mommy and daddy fought, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright!"
66 of you won't repost this. But remember, the Bible said, "Deny Jesus in front of your friends and I will deny you in front of my Father." Repost this if you're not ashamed. Let God's love be spread. :)
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Everybody has a wild side; me and my friends just decide to show it in public.
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
You cry; I cry. You laugh; I laugh. You jump off a cliff; I laugh even harder.
Girl Come Backs!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
When she walks away from you, mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
If your house burns down:
Friends: Will comfort you or walk away.
Best friends (or best buddies): Will go over there to flirt with the firemen.
Marley, you know damn well that that was for you.
OC's You Probably Don't Know and That Like To Piss Me Off:
Name: Serge Mysterio
Name: Marisol Mysterio
Name: Jocelyn 'Jojo' Hebert
Name: Daniella 'Danny' Hebert
1/6/12-okey smokes guys, here is what's going to go down, I'm starting to get to the point to where I won't be able to update 'Making Sense of it All' until I find mentors/guardians for both girls, so here's was up: In the coming weeks, I'm going to write one shots of all the people on my list of possible mentors interracting with Danny and Jojo. To vote on who you think u like them the best with, you review. Once I've posted all of these stories, whichever one has the most reviews will be used to pick the superstar for their mentors. Thanx!!!
1/26(it is the 26th, right?)/12- Okey smokes, the next part of MSOIA Mentors will be up in a few days, don't forget to review and vote! It's gonna be Kane and Danny!
1/27/12-Ha! I have obained and enslaved EnigmaticKaneanite's Kane muse! JK, I'm just borrowing him for a bit. He's currently trying to help me write the Kane/Danny story, and apparently my Kane, when he returns wants a Mickie story. But, yeah, EK's Kane luvs me! Kane: I feel like killing you right now...
2/11/12-Hey peeps! Working on a colab with LoopyLou1990! It's called Sticking Together, don't forget to check it out!
2/13/12-Still struggling with that Mickane fic. Might help if I had a Mickie Muse...
2/14/12-Happy Valentine's Day!!! Look out for fluffly love fics!!!!
2/21/12-Happy Mardi Gras!!!!!!! As a gift, you weirdos get a Mardi Gras oneshot! Laisser les bon temps rouler, from the Krewe de HaphazardbyMikey!!!!!!
2/26/12- Hehe!!! Enigmatic Kaneanite's Zack muse came over, and we had a great time! Zack: Yeah Bro! I gotta say, Mikey, you guys are awesome! And when Jojo found me that snake and we let it swallow Eve's head and arms!That was just awesome, I feel so much better! Me:Hey y'all, don't worry, it didn't kill her, she just got really slimey...Continuing, I'll be finishing EK's story Captive from here on out since my hard head refused to let it die. Oh, and I know that Mardi Gras one shot never actually came out...that's partially cuz I never actually wrote it...And yeah, I'm pretty backed up right now- gotta update MSOIA, finish my chapter for Torn Apart, there's that oneshot with Miz I said I was gonna do, there's also that story for the twinks, and I need to post a oneshot for BricksquadBaby and Ek...yeah, EK's was supposed to be out like last month...Am I right, AJ? Damn I'm slow...
2/28/12-Alrighty, EK's oneshot was posted last night and next one to be up will be Bricksquadbaby's oneshot with Miz and her oc Tanielle!!!! Then, that Miz oneshot that came along after that, like 3 sentenced convo with Krazy13...Which reminds me: Don't forget to check out a group colab called Torn Apart by me, LoupyLou1990, Krazy13, J4M3Z, Nexusgurl450, and 450Airbourne pasted on 450Airbourne's profile!!!!! Some seriously bustin writers guys, check out some of their work!!!!!
3/9/12-Hehe, I posted them;P...Continuing, guess what?! I'm writing Enigmatic Kaneanite's fic "Saving the Enigma" now too. Cuz yes, again, I'm too damn hardheaded. Oh, and her Kane's over here too. He was sad afer the Tristen/Punk thing in Adrenaline. Don't worry though, we fixed him;P Randy:you call that fixed? Me:He's not crying anymore! Randy: No, but he and Punk are burning pics of Tristen...Chris:Were. They were burning pics of Tristen. Now they're fighting. And out for blood.Me:Beautiful...Gr, and I promise, I'll update MSOIA soon!
3/19/12-Chapter 6 of MSOIA almost done peeples!!!! And I'm also finally working on Saving the Enigma and Captive. And hell, the twinks' story has still yet to have a full paragraph...
3/30/12-Captive has FINALLY, been posted! Next up, chapter 18 of Torn Apart(posted on 450Airbourne's profile)!!!!! And I found this baby bird on our poarch the other day. He fell out of his nest on our roof. His sibling died in a few minutes, but this lil thing is stubborn as hell. He's still up and kicking. I've been feeding him, but other than that I don't know what to do with him. We can't reach the nest to put him back in. Any suggestions?
4/18/10-Gr. My computer died on me. We gotta go get it fixed...again...for the third time. I seriously need a new one. And the one I'm currently using(my mom's way better than my compaq, hp pavillion that has all the new updates and chiz) will have to settle, though I don't know how much this one could take of me being on it for such long periods of time...Continuing, working on MSOIA, the girls are po'd with me for double updating Captive. Oh well, they'll get happy in the same pants they got mad in. And as for the Twinks, I might call them eight year olds on steroids, but they are proving to be really patient, considering no progress has been made on their story. Growl, after MSOIA, I needa finish that.
4/20/12-1:03 in the damn morning. Listening to Mike Posner. Serge and Danny needa gimme a damn break with this chapter of MSOIA! Possibly the shortes update note I'll ever write...
5/31/12-WHERE THE FUCK IS MSOIA?! First, I get spammed by FF.net saying that MSOIA Mentors, One way Road was removed, then they spam me again saying it was a mistake and that it wasn't removed. Now a story that I've been working on since before I even got on FF is just gone? You have got to be fucking kidding me. I'm obviously gonna repost it, but these bitches need to seriously fix this damn site. Piss me the fuck off, I promies if it happens for a second time imma act the fool.
6/6/12-Okay, my laptop is broken again and despite my rant in Hostile Takeover, looks like I'll need a new one soon. Updates are gonna be slower than usual now. But on another note, I started rewriting MSOIA, and I promise I'm tryna make it better for you guys. So sorry again.
7/23/12-Aright, got my internet back and have returned to the land of FF.Net! Captive is almost done and I am literally like a paragraph away from reposting MSOIA. And the twinks and I...still have made no progress on their fic...
8/19/12-Yooooooooooo! Why aren't there ever any new messages in my outbox? Continuing, MSOIA is back up and running! And look out for a new fic, call it a collab if you will, a completely jacked the hell up one, but still a collab, that will prove to be quite...interesting to say the least.
9/8/12-FOR ALL THOSE CONCERNED: I promise, I am not going into one of my weird not really hiatuses but wiped of the face of the earth for months kind of things that I tend to go under. Marching band shit had me tied up, but the game's over, our team one, our band KICKED ASS and now I can sleep. Expect updates for New Fic: Like Mike, Making Sense of It All, Sticking Together(which is posted on LoopyLou1990's profile) and Captive(but the chapter itself depends on how well our dear AJ does in her first challenge, mwahahahahaaaaa!) Also, if you have ever, at any point asked me for a request and I have yet to write it, don't be shy to remind me. I forget things y'all, hell the other day I was writing down 9/6/10 on all my schoolwork. I promise, I'll get to it, just keep reminding me, kay? Love y'all and peace out.
11/10/12-I AM SO BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND. I meant to post craploads of stuff this week, but lucky me, I caught the flu. I looked more like a heroin addict though considering it was pushing 80 degrees and I was shivering in my hoodie with earmuffs and gloves on...So hopefully, I'll get all that crap out this week; feel free to hit me up and bitch at me til I do too. Lots o luv!
11/6/13-Shit. Can we just flick our eyes upward right quick and check the date on that last update schedule update? Almost a year ago. Like Damn. So yeah, one of my freaky fuckin hiatu-not things actually turned into a hiatus this time and I've been M.I.A since April. 8 months. I'd blame Chris muse for the shit he caused when he came back home, but despite his fuck ups, this is my fault too. But, I'm here. MSOIA update today. The Fools Come Out At Midday by at the most next Monday. Expect one shots all throughout the month. And the rest will be played by ear. Love y'all, thanx for putting up with my shit.