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Joined 11-10-11, id: 3419293, Profile Updated: 06-30-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

HI! I'm random! Look, a pink polka dotted pony eating pinecones and a penguin!

Ah, I love alliteration.


I am on the 'Gifted' team in my school, and our team name was Nerd Herd!!!! Our t-shirt had a cow with glasses saying Moo (I don't know how to do exponents on the computer, but it was moo cubed.)


I have the cutest dog named Ruby. She's a Cairn Terrier, like Toto from the Wizard of Oz. Her middle name is Slippers. Get it? Ruby and Slippers... Nevermind.


I have a bro who hates reading. We are exact opposites. He hates reading, I love reading. He loves Blood and Gore, I'm a pacifist. He's lazy, I like to do everything.


I'm accident-prone. I'm typing this right now with a pulled Quad (above the knee) and I have to use crutches! Why can't I use a wheelchair? Wheelchairs are fun! When you go down a ramp, you go "WEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"


A bunch of Harry Potter fans and I call our Social Studies teacher Ms. Umbridge. She loves pink, is fat, and has that fake sweetness in front of the parents. I mean, who else but Umbridge would assign a full map of the Roman Empire due in only two days!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


On our school's spirit day all of the teams have to come up with parody songs. Our team did 'I'm Nerdy and I know it.', Parody to 'I'm sexy and I know it." Do you wanna read the lyrics? Too bad! I included them! (Evil laugh)

Here they are:

Walk into class,

Everybody's like

"Calculate the mass!"

I can't move my feet,

I suck at dancing, that's the thing.

I stop, drop, and roll

When there's a fire it's

Go! Go! Go!

Nerd Herd with the big books, yo,

Wanna be cool?

Not possi-bowl.

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) I do homework!

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) Girl look at me study

(Ahhhh) I do homework!

When I walk into school (Yeah)

This is what I see (OK)

Everybody stops and stares at me

I got a calculator here, but I'm just afraid to

Show it

Show it

Show it

I'm Nerdy and I know it!

(14 claps)

I'm nerdy and I know it!

In L.A. Block, Vocabulary is just non-stop.

When I'm in the commons

People say

"Hey you in team three?" Yeah!

It's time to roll!

C'mon, classmates, it's time to go

We're headed for the finals, don't be nervous,

A pen, pencil and tuition service!

(Repeat the Ahhhs)

So, what do you think? All thanks to my ROCKIN science teacher! We also had "Do you like science?"(Do you like waffles), and "Smarts like Einstein" (moves like jagger).

Yeah. My team is pretty awesome.


This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him gain world domination


Music is my life. Put this if u listen to real music
(o) to REAL music.


put this on your page.
if you love to laugh


1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2.All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. you will put this on your profile

6. you still have a stupid smile on your face


What’s your name?

Katie :3

Gender?

Chic!

Age?

Hmmm... not telling 'cuz I don't wanna get kicked off. :3

What’s your birthstone?

Pearl

Zodiac?

Dragon! RAWR!

Astrological sign?

Gemini!

Height?

5' 4''

Weight?

Ummm... why would you want to know?

Hair color?

brown with blonde highlights

Eye color?

HAZEL

Do you have a crush on anyone?

ummm... just don't tell anyone, mkay?

Who?

it's this dude named *mumbles*

Are you lying to me?

NO

Do you have an imaginary friend?

no... though i did...*did you hear that, steve? it called you imaginary!*

Do you want an imaginary friend?

*c'mon over here, steve, say hi!*

Look to your left. What do you see?

My iPod!

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Getting ready to go to a swim meet... -_-

What was the last thing you yelled?

"I'M HUNGRY AND I WANT THAT ORANGE CHICKEN!" I was arguing with my bro about who got this pack of microwavable orange chicken...I stole it while he was doing his business!;)

Do you believe in magic?

I'm in the Slytherin common room right now!

Do you believe in fairies?

Erm... no.

Who’s your crush?

Uhm... *Fluttershy voice*

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Yeperoni with cheese!

More than once?

Uh-huh.

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Ran to the ice packs!

Type your name with your feet.


ok here goes nothing- bqr8tonegirl

Was that fun?

Yeah, I guess.

Run around the house. How do you feel?

Tired.

Do you own a credit card?

Nope :)

Do you like to shop?

YES!

What’s the last thing you bought?

A soda

Who’s your crush?

Uhm...*Fluttershy voice*

What’s your favorite color?

Sky Blue

Favorite animal?

Ponies! Especially ones in MLP!

Favorite fruit?

Strawberries the size of apples! (Seriously! They have them!)

Quick! You have to save the world!

*Takes out epic sword* "THIS IS MY WORLD AND YOU AREN'T GONNA DESTROY IT! FUS RU DAH!"

Someone has a knife to your back.

CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP... Wait, yay sword that turns into a hairclip!

Do you swear?

Yeah. Sh*t.

Do your parents know you swear?

Yeah.

What is open on your computer?

Skype, Fanfiction, Gmail.

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dad, "No I don't know where the keys are."

Where are you?


My room.

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

My bed.

'What’s the last thing you ate?

Portal Cake.

What's your personality like?

Banana.

Who do you have a crush on?

*FLUTTERSHY VOICE*

What was the last thing you thought?

Why does it keep on asking who I have a crush on?

Do you sleep walk?

No. Thank god, I'm a clutz.

Do you sleep talk?

Yeah. One time I was at a sleepover, and I was the first one asleep, and everyone heard me say. "Oh, no more bread Peeta. My mouth is almost full." Yeah. I have pervy Hunger Games dreams.

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

All of my friends turned into bubbles.

Say "George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Nutjob.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Buy all of the Orangina in the WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Orangina.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

District 12 Reaping for my SYOC.

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Kenya

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

I'll

What can you hear right now?

The Beatles.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Ok. Come here, Ruby! (My puppy)

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Someone called me gay for writing fimfiction on DeviantArt.

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

A foutan!

who’s your crush!

Oh my f'ing god.

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Demigods & Wizards, Journey Through Old Memories by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
STORY ONE: In the wake of their heart wrenching wars, 8 surviving wizards and 8 Greek heroes are transported to a secret haven beyond the stars to rediscover the truth about a none too distant past, yet, there is something more to the secrets surrounding them, a truth they are yet to uncover...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 433,968 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W., Percy J., Apollo
SS Demigods by seriously-sarcasic reviews
Percy boards the S.S. Tipton to scout out some new demigods. But what happens when he becomes roommates with Zach Martin? Can he survive a semester with Zach? And what happens when Cody and Bailey try to figure out his secret? And, most importantly, who are the demigods? Percabeth, Zaya, Cailey.
Crossover - Suite Life series & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Zack M., Percy J.
The Aperture Games by vifetoile89 reviews
President Snow has made an unprecedented choice for the 75th Quarter Quell: the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. But there are more things below the earth than are dreamt of in his philosophy, including robots, opera, and a mute lunatic. AU.
Crossover - Portal & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Chell, Katniss E. - Complete
I'll Be Waiting by just-the-narrator reviews
What would have happened if Peeta had never been sent to the games? When Harry Potter is chosen for the games, he must fight the mysterious girl who saved him. Is he up for the task, or will the Triwizard cup be the last he ever see's of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,000 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Katniss E.
Parent-Teacher Conferences by epicsilverbullet reviews
So the Titan War got over. They won. The Giant War was a bit of a pain, but in the end, they got through that, too. No biggie. But how in all that is good and holy are all of the couples from the series supposed to survive parent-teacher conference meetings with the teachers of their kids? Oh, dear. What could possibly go wrong?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Nico A., Percy J., Travis S., Jason G. - Complete
iAm a halfblood? by SonOfHades96 reviews
Carly Shay, Freddie Benson and Sam Puckett all discover they're half bloods. Seddie, Percabeth, Thalico, the whole enchilada. Grover: Enchiladas? Me: No not real ones! Grover: Darn!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,494 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Percy J., Chuck
Regular Demigods by PARAMOREROCKS and Hoodie reviews
Weird combination, stupid title, but good story. What happens when the Regular Show pplz find out they're demigods? Awesomeness! But once they find this out, what happens when Rigby gets in trouble for something with the gods that he shouldn't? Will the gang be able to help him? Plz review. Rating may go up. -P
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Percy J., Rigby, Mordecai
Courage of Equestria by Talon Graveshadow reviews
Link finds strange necklaces and a tiara in The Temple of Time in The Sacred Grove. Midna says they are the Elements of Harmony, but they are suddenly pulled to Equestria! Read and review my friends. Being rewritten, first new rewritten chapter posted!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Link
Defenders by Firewolf27 reviews
"You will be relocated to... Ponyville! There you will train ponies to become 'Defenders'. My student, Twilight sparkle, will help you get settled and find some recruits" Snow's jaw dropped. Wait, What? Defenders: Ponies who are trained to live on the outer ring of equestria to protect inner equestria from... them. warning, there WILL be blood. Enjoy!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
The World is Colorless by mortiferum aestus reviews
Percy was always an outcast; his father died at sea when he was young, and his mother was never the same afterwards. But when he gets a chance to prove himself in the Hunger Games, how will meeting new people change him? More detailed summary inside. AU. Slight Percabeth and Thalico. T for violence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Percy J., Other tributes
Anyone with a DenvintART account! by HeartbreakingRaya reviews
Just read if you guys have a DA account,and a heart with a DA account!
Regular Show - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Rigby - Complete
It Runs in the Family by futureauthor13 reviews
Takes place 5 to 15 yrs after series. Mordecai and Rigby now have kids of their own, and they have just as irregular adventures as their fathers. What happens? Read to find out! Contains OCs, and MxM, RxE, BxP, MMxS. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE! FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 183,828 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
Magic, Machines, and Mayhem: Book One by Ymaconis reviews
When the Danville gang gets letters of acceptance the Hogwarts, it can only mean one thing... A WHOLE NEW KIND OF ADVENTURE! Rating subject to change. REVIEW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Phineas
The Year with the Bombs by vifetoile89 reviews
District 12's first Victor tells about his Hunger Games, the Tenth - casually called, "The one with all the bombs."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Percy Jackson Meets Poseidon! by ArtemisIsis13 reviews
In the dead of night, Poseidon arrives to visit his newborn son, Perseus. "The tiny eyes opened wide, and the green met the green with great curiosity. There was someone new to each of them." COMPLETED!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Percy J., Poseidon - Complete
Long Hair, Talking Dogs, Vampires and Galore! by Ted Wakeman reviews
Finn and Jake tell the tale of when they met a certain princess with long blond hair, and ended up getting "tangled" into an adventure they never asked for!
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Finn, Rapunzel
Everybody Loves Stewie Ep 2 by Jedi Alex Colbent reviews
Bellatrix gets what's coming to her! I will say nothing more!
Crossover - Family Guy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Stewie G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Guidebook by P.L.S reviews
Harry Potter is 17 and ready to get away, but upon finding a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe, he finds out that maybe getting away is going to be more trouble than it's worth.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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The 25th Annual Hunger Games reviews
Welcome to the 25th annual Hunger Games! This year, instead of the ages of 12 to 18, we have tributes from ages 11 to 19! May the odds be EVER in your favor! Closed, but still read!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,274 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012
Looking for HalfBlood OCs Greek and Roman! reviews
Hello! I am looking for eight half-bloods to be in a story. Set 10-20 Years after PJO series. Please R&R! :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2012
Percy Jackson and the Golden Trio reviews
What happens when the Golden Trio apparates into the forest in camp half-blood when looking for Horcruxes? A whole lot of trouble, and a New Prophecy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Percy J.