Author has written 16 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, 39 Clues, Harry Potter, and Kane Chronicles.
Name: Jessie :3
Favorite Color: Purple like Camp Jupiter!
Pottermore name: ProphecyHawthorn16310
Favorite Book: Fault in Our Stars by John Green.
About myself: I don't usually do much, but I love to read and write. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, only child.
Favorite Pairings: Percy Jackson: Real Ship: Thaluke (Thalia and Luke) Crack Ship: Lefestus (Leo and Festus)
39 Clues: Real Ship: Amian (Amy and Ian) Crack Ship: Jellie (Jonah and Nellie)
Harry Potter: Real Ship: Romione (Ron and Hermione) Crack Ship: Norilch (Mrs. Norris and Filch) and Drapple (Draco and Apple)
Half Tomas, Half Ekaterina.
Roman daughter of Mercury
Follows the path of Amentet, goddess/friend of the dead and the West. One of the only two people in the Brooklyn House that's a Necromancer (you know who the other one is). I talk to spirits and can hear them - I can summon spirits, ask them questions in my head and not look like I'm talking to myself, perform tasks with them because they're funner that the Shabti, and haunt peoples dreams.
Favorite quote: "You can't buy happiness but you can buy books and that's kind of the same thing."
Favorite Artists/Music: My chemical Romance
Panic! at the Disco
Fall Out Boy
System of a Down
Falling In Reverse
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
Ok Daughter of Hermes, Grandaughter of Ares, Hunter of Artemis, and somehow related to Hades. AWESOME! Take that LAURYN!
Open Your Music Library
Put It On shuffle
For every question, type the song that's playing.
When you go onto the next, press the next button.
Opening Credits: Beautiful Ending by BarlowGirl (Ok, I guess I'm dying soon?! CURSE YOU HADES!)
Waking Up: It's Your Love by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill (Yes, Bed, I DO LOVE YOU!)
First Day at School: Chicken Fried by Zack Brown Band (YEUP IM GONNA FRY MY SCHOOL! YES!)
Falling In Love: Fighter by Christina Aguilera (My iPods an idiot)
Fight Song: Dumb Love by Sean Kingston (Falling in Love and Fight song are mixed up!!)
Breaking up: Airplanes by B.O.B Feat. Hayley Williams (NICE!)
Prom Night: Knives and Pens by Black Veil Brides (WHAT?!)
Life: Mean by Taylor Swift (LOL)
Mental Breakdown: Set Fire to the rain by ADELE (AWESOME!!!!!!)
Driving: She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5 (I guess... mother of god! no!)
Flashback: Hit the Lights by Selena Gomez (thats actually pretty funny...0
Getting Back Together: Crazy Girl by Eli Young Band (YES! THATS MY SONG!)
Wedding: the Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco (A song about a funeral on my wedding! GOTHIC WEDDING!)
Birth of Child: E.T. by Katy Perry (MY KIDS AN ALIEN!)
Final Battle: Papercut by Linkin Park (NICE!!!!!! SO ME!)
Funeral Song: Lose Yourself by EMINEM!!!! (BEAST!!!!)
Final Credits: Cheater Cheater by Joey Rory (my husband cheated on me! *takes out gun cuz it just got real*
You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...
You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (...Who is Kurt again?)
You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (I don't remember her death because it was so long ago.)
You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (PLEASE, for the love of Chocolate, DO IT ALREADY.and make every AmIan fan's dream come true.)
Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (especially when theres a knock on my door at school, i always imagine its Vesper agents with guns coming to kidnap me and force me to tell them the Clues)
You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (Of. Course. Do I look Like an idiot to you (dont you DARE answer that!))
You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (OF COURSE!)
Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (My thoughts do wonder during history class)
Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Like Mozart! Every single Cahill knows he's a Janus!!!)
Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (They just tend to ignore me...)
You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (I LOVE HISTORY! Mostly because of #2! I MUST PREPARE!)
You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (Tomas!!!!! I love water skiing! I can do it one handed! And regualr skiing! I want my mom to let me do the double-black diamonds, but she wont let me :( But water skiing aint that hard... so how does that involve bravery?)
You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (READ THIS: THE 39 CLUES MOVIE WILL NOT STINK. THIS IS TOO EPIC TO BECOME A STINKER. YOU HEAR ME??)
You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (You have brought shame to your family, typer of this. You must commit seppuku! -And yes i did just pull a Dan from book one-)
Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (i would be lying if i said no)
You have a crush on one of the book characters (YES,YES,YES and YES. HAMILTON PIERRE HOLT! *sighs dreamily*)
You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (I keep missing the ONE card i need to get all of the clues, and the stupid card pack didnt come with a replicator!)
You wish you could meet all the authors (Oh, I'd love to! and then I'd torture them about more AmIan!!BWUAHAHAHA!!)
You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) (thats just a few days after my birthday! :O)
You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (I've already been to some!)
You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklin (Yes, yes I do. I did a report on him this year and I forgot I was talking in front of my class and I gave a summary of The Maze of Bones by mistake.)
You have the first two pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (Me? Never! *Sarcasm, if ya didnt catch it)
You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (they put that after book 11...)
You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan (No, I'm Tomas. Sincerely, Currently Annoyed With The Class Reading Of Romeo And Juliet)
When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (Does callin your science to a slimy Ekat count? Because i have called her that and my History teacher a Bloody Janus.)
Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (HOLY FREAKIN' YES!!!)
You actually realized that Ian/Amy started liking each other the same way Hope/Arthur did (Not until you SAID SOMETHING! But yes, i would like that if that happened to me)
You speculate as to who Irina's child's father is (Holy. Baseballs. God. No. Stop. This. Evil. Sight. Now.)
You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's too cool for that (she.is.ALIVE. what are you talking about??)
You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things (i wonder if they have poisoned knives that i could shot out of my sleeves with a flick of a wrist and i could just go hacking folks! Uh, er, nevermind)
You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does (I actually didn't know where I had picked that up from until I reread the series and my friends all get annoyed when I say that word because it makes me sound weird.)
The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (no, it's Percy)
You can give the title and color of the books without thinking (OF COURSE! The only one I get messed up on is storm warning because i get confused on that one EVERY BLOODY TIME!)
You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors (That's how I got into Percy Jackson
You desperately want to be in the movie (OF COURSE I DO! I wanna be one of the Holt girls. Maybe Madison or Reagan cuz THEY DA BEST!)
You cheer every time someone says "39" (the majority of the time, but i usually just yell "39 CLUES!" then run)
You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (I go all Terminator on them. "I'll be back" and then BOOM, they suddenly disappear.)
I am that girl,The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
I'm Roman... I would more or less explore the place and train.
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
If Hazel wasn't in the picture, I would say Frank, but I don't wanna separate Frazel because they're adrobs! :3
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Annabeth for the win!
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
To be honest, Rachel Elizabeth Dare. I just don't like her. She's like the snake in Percabeth's garden.
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
Son of Neptune
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
Luke Castellan (Gotta love a bad boy ;))
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Patrick Star face*
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
What kind of concert...? Thalia for a rock/punk concert... for a pop concert I'll sell the tickets to someone else... and anything else... Idk.
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
I would say Leo but after HoH it reminds me too much of Calypso, so I would say like Zeus because he can zap us back
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
"Hermes, I am the daughter of your Roman form. Stop being a creepy creeperson."
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Grover and Juniper
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Me: "For the love of Olympus, Zeus, I DIDN'T BURN DOWN YOUR CABIN! They won't even let me touch the Flame-Thrower anyways or I would've done it to Aphroditz cabin a looooooong time ago..."
Zeus: "But you were at the scene of the crime!"
Poseidon: "Yes, but MY SON put it out!"
Hades: "Oh, please, Zeus, a burnt cabin is NOT a crime! And shut up, Poseidon; you're only here because you're - sadly - our brother!"
Poseidon: "How dare you insult me that way!" *splashes Hades with water*
Zeus: "It IS A CRIME!" *Lightning/thunder rumbles over head*
Me: *pulls up chair* "I better be back in time for capture the flag..."
Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon: "QUIET, DAUGHTER OF HERMES!"
Me: *sighs* *mutters* "Guess not..."
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
I'd hang out at the camp fire.
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
"This is a pen."
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
When he called Juno the "Hippie goddess"
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
Cool! Does it ever run out of ink?"
"Um, well, I don't actually write with it."
"Are you really the son of Poseidon?"
"Can you surf really well, then?"
I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.
"Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."
He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus?
(I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff?
(I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend?
(At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
hint hint* it has to do with my dad, Percy and Annabeth on a date, and George and Martha being stolen. :(
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
In tBotL when he scared all of the monsters away while scaring himself in the process
20. Favorite Random Moment?
(Does HoO count? Oh well, it does now) When Leo was like "I'm gonna face plant her leo style" or something like that.
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The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.
() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
(x) You have run into a tree.
() It IS possible to lick your elbow
(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.
(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.
(x) You just tried to sing them.
(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
(x) You have choked on your own spit.
(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
(x) You just looked at it.
(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.
(x) People have called you slow.
total so far=15
() You have accidentally caught something on fire
(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
(x) You have caught yourself drooling.
(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class
(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.
(x) You just laughed.
total so far= 20
(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far= 25
() You have eaten a bug.
(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.
total so far= 28
() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will come true
(x) You break a lot of things.
(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you
(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
(X) You have fallen out of your chair before
(X) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
Total all together= 33 (So? Just cause I'm awesome doesn't mean anything... or that I counted on my fingers... SHUT UP YOU DID TOO!)
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
That awkward moment when you can't play any songs you like in front of a certain person because they think all the music you listen to is Satanic because it has an electrical gutair solo and not a piano solo. -.-
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