Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Austin & Ally, Gallagher Girls, and NCIS.
name:not going to tell you(i am a girl though)
age: under 50
i have two young sister and no pets. i'm considered weird and am enjoying it. being normal is overrated. i love to swim and dance. my friends vary form normal to waaaaaaaaaaaaay out there, but i enjoy their company any way.
92 percent of American teens would die if Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.
There’s nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s when you argue with yourself and LOSE when its’ weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
if you have lost when you were arguing with yourself copy this and paste it in your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover. Zacks-Beetle Crazy Ninja Chicks , ShardX, apollo7448,
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
try not to cry
Mommy...johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
and when he pulled the trigger back,
it shot with a great, huge crack.
mommy, i was a good girl, i did what i was told,
i went to school, i got straight a's, i even got the gold!
when i went to school that day,
i never said good-bye.
i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy, please don't cry.
when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
all because johnny, got the gun form his brother.
mommy, please tell daddy; i love him very much,
and please tell zack, my boyfriend, it wasnt just a crush.
and tell my little sister; that she's the only one now,
and tell my dear, sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now
and tell my wonderful friends; they always were the best
mommy, i'm not the first, i'm no better than the rest
mommy, tell my teachers; i won't show up for class,
and never forget this, and please don't let this pass
mommy, why'd it have to be me? no one though, deserves this.
but mommy, its not fair, i left without a kiss.
and mommy tell the doctors; i know they really did try,
i think i even saw one doctor trying not to cry.
mommy, i'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,
but mommy please rememder, i'm in heaven with the rest
when i heard that great, big crack, i ran as fast as i could
please listen to me if you would,
i wanted to go to college, i wanted to trythings that were new
i guess i'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo,
i wanted to get married, i want to have a kid,
i wanted to be an actress, i really wanted live.
but mommy, i must go now, the time is getting late,
mommy, tell my zack, i'm sorry to cancal the date.
i love you mommy, i alway have, i know you know its true.
and mommy all i need to say is; "mommy, i love you"
please if you would
don't smash this on the ground,
if you pass it on,
maybe people will cry,
just keep this in your heart,
for the people who don't get to say good-bye.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson(voldement for some reason i can not go into my bathroom without checking, apollo7448), copy this into your profile.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
-When she walks away from you mad, follow her
-When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
-When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
-When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
-When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
-When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
-When she pull's away, Pull her back
-When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
-When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
-When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
-When she's scared, Protect her
-When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
-When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
-When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
-When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
-When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
-When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
-When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
-When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
-When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
-When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
-When she misses you, she's hurting inside
-When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
-When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
-When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
-Tease her and let her tease you back
-Stay up all night with her when she's sick
-Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
-Give her the world
-Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important
-Kiss her in the pouring rain
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Well that sucks... I was getting quite good at it).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, that's only a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
(i hope this is true. i always feel a little out of it because all my friends seem to have a boyfriend or girlfriend and i sit with them like a third wheel. it doesnt help a girl confindents.)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you?
All girls secretly love a guy who can sing.(MEGA-Turn-On)
. Just so you know, girls want to smell you from 10, 6, or even 2 feet away.
Girls HATE players!!
. Most girls would rather cuddle than makeout (unless they're sluts)
We love it when you put your arm around us at the movies.(especially the scary ones)
We don't need you to be Superman. We just need you to be there.
Please, if you really need to talk about your size, use your guy friends, not us.
. Pretty much all girls like to talk about something, so feel free to call us.
.We LOVE suprises, that is , the good ones.
Don't ever try to impress us by cursing or fighing. It doesn't work; you just look like a jerk.
When you pick on the girl you like, she won't think your interested or cool. She'll just think that you're mean. (Ah the logic.. of girls...)
Being able to make your girl laugh = MAJOR brownie points!
Guitarists = sexy Pianists = sensitivty
We absolutly HATE it when you break a promise to us. It completely devastates us.
Here's something that girls are tought: When a guy says that you're hot, he's looking at your body. When he says that you're pretty, he's looking at your face. When he says that you're beautiful, he's looking at your heart. Remember that when you complement a girl...
Ask any girl... She'll have no idea what the hell a guy means when he says that she's "cute".
We can tell when you aren't listening, and, yeah, it kind of pisses us off. If were boring you, at least have the decensy to tell us!
When we say the we're cold, we either want you to come closer or give us your jacket. Tip: If you really want to impress your girl, hold her tight and put your jacket around her while you're still wearing it. Its amazingly romantic! (as long as you don't grope her)
Hugs can mean more than kisses sometimes.
If you wait for the perfect moment, the perfect momnet will pass you by. In other words, if you want to ask her out, just do it!
Please give us the same respect you would to any other human and look us in the eyes. (yes we do notice when your eyes wander)
We want the same respect that you give to other guys, but we really don't want you to treat us like them...(chest bumbs are never ok)
Never cheat!! Girls know how to spread news fast so you don't just ruin one relationship, you prevent others from happening too.
If you ask us nicely, we'll usually answer in the same way.
It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
Not all women are bad drivers.
Not all women are ditzes.
It absolutely floors us when you know our favorite color, shoe size, flower, T.V. show, movie, artist, etc. See, we aren't that hard to please.
This one may seem weird. We love keeping your hoodies/jackets because: they remind us of you, they smell like you, and it makes us feel like you're there holding us even when you aren't.
NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL!! Even if she hits you first...it's just wrong.
When you're dating a girl and you introduce her to your friends, you had better say that she's your girlfriend.
When it comes to gifts, we'd prefer something that has meaning rather than something with a big pricetag.
All girls want to be told I LOVE YOU now and then and possibly whisper it in her ear when you are having a moment.
When you calm a girl down (and believe me, you will need to do this someday), try your hardest to make her laugh, but never make her feel stupid for being so worked up in the first place.
If you go through our purse, you probably won't like what you see. So please don't even bother going through it or you will get bitch slapped.
Keep in mind that pretty much every girl has a group of guys(friends, brothers and her Daddy) who will beat the crap out of you if cross the line.
Face it. Girls really aren't impressed when you spend the whole day showing off your muscles...
When shes upset hold her and tell her she'll be fine even if she says it wont, convince her it will be.
Now and again flatter her with compliments.
Also if shes gettin hurt in anyway stand up for her dont stand and watch her get her shes your girlfriend for fudge sake!!
Don't think that just because you didn't tell us we are never going to find out.
Our friends know EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.
The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.
When we're not talking to you on MSN, we're actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).
When we act sad, we want you to hug us.
Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.
We don't care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.
We have mood swings. Get over it.
We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.
When we say everything is 'fine', it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.
If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.
We think you are the best guy in the world.
Compliments. We love them.
Be on time. We will think you don't care if you're not on time at a certain place.
Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.
We don't care if you couldn't come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don't lie to us.
We like cuddling up to you so let us.
Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.
You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday.
Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.
Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.
We never forget things. Ever.
We over-analyze everything.We over-react to everything.When we are mad at you, we aren't actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.
Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.
We like it when you do un-expected nice things.
We usually don't let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad...
We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.
When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' (i cant tell you if i am actually one of those girls but i try my hardest not to be.)