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Joined 11-10-11, id: 3419878, Profile Updated: 02-13-13
Author has written 1 story for My Little Pony.

I am an idiot who writes stupid fanfics and reads stupid fanfiction.
Occasionally, you might get a pretty serious one from me, but only if the moon is right.

I plan on doing MLP, Zelda, and various anime fics.

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Unexpectedly by LovexAndxEdelweiss reviews
Prussia shows up at the Austrian's villa without invitation as usual, but this time, something is a bit different. PrusAus, masturbation, and general creeper!Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
America and MochiEngland Make a Porno by americalovesthecockpit reviews
Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
I'm Useful! by WhimsyClown reviews
Italy and Romano just came home from the world conference and Romano pissed that Italy gets so much attention. Cracking under the pain of being lonely Romano decides to show Italy how useful he is.short,Lemons
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Fit of the Vapors by Shatterdoll reviews
America misuses the term 'fit of the vapors' around a drunken England with mildly sexy results. M for a dash of lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Pizza, the Triangle of Love by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Feliciano is hungry, so Lovino makes pizza. They make a mess of themselves and end up naked and saucy. One thing leads to another before they finally eat the pizza.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2011 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Erogenous by SophitiaSonya reviews
After hearing a rumor and drinking a few beers, Germany decides to control Italy's behavior by pulling on his long curl. Little does he know that Prussia didn't give him the full story. Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon. My first lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
AustriaxPiano by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Hungary walks in on Austria when he's playing the piano. She realizes just how much he loves the thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Voldemort's Nipple reviews
Twilight is in bed, sick from an unknown cause-but whatever the cause is, it's affecting her dreams. Horrid summary, possibly the most incomprehensible thing you will ever read. Open at own risk. First (posted) fanfic - based on a dream I had when I has sick.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Discord