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Joined 11-11-11, id: 3421175, Profile Updated: 01-04-14

aye

i think my 13 year old self wanted to translate fanfiction from german to english?

yeah lets not do that.

ill just. maybe. write reviews or some shit and, well, finish all the goddamn english to german fanfiction translations my 13 year old self ALSO did.

theres about 5000 of them. ugh.

sometimes i hate my past self.

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Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Consequences of Meddling by cutecrazyice reviews
It was on her seventeenth birthday when Sakura finally decided to move on from her so-called everlasting love with the one and only remaining Uchiha of Konoha. And then, on her eighteenth, Sasuke decided he wanted her back. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sexyback by refracted reviews
In which Sasuke believes that he's Justin Timberlake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hypochondria by moon strut reviews
There's no cure for lovesickness. —sasuke&sakura. For anticollision.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
skinny dipping in the dark by moon strut reviews
Waking up with a hangover next to a stranger with glitter in his hair never felt so amazing. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Helianthus by moon strut reviews
Don't ever change. Not for anyone. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
skinny jeans by moon strut reviews
That awkward moment when you get caught staring at your possibly gay co-worker's butt. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
love is by Seynee reviews
Sometimes love isn't seeing fireworks when you kiss, skipping beats when he looks at you, or blushing when he says you're beautiful. Sometimes love is more of a soft touch, a quiet concern, a gentle embrace. Sometimes, love just is. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Running Out of Time by a warrior queen reviews
The clock is ticking. —SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,271 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Roommates by Fiercest reviews
In which Sakura answers an ad in the newspaper and finds herself sharing a bathroom with two men.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Instinct by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - Art, like winter, is full of surprises.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
orange soda by moon strut reviews
It's Valentine's Day, so yeah, let's fall in love. I like your lollipop boxers, by the way. —sasuke&sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Pepsi Theory by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke is forced to believe that yes, sometimes, Sakura knows better than him. "We'll make an impeccable pair." — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
supernova by rawrchelle reviews
Team 7. They make an entire world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
In Which Sasuke is a Creeper by blankdreamer reviews
I have never felt this kind of torturous feeling before. I want to grab a steak knife and jam it into my ear, or burn in acidic garbage juices. Why, Sakura, why love my brother! Gah, I hate how oblivious she is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale Real Estate by Neon Genesis reviews
Ino points a manicured finger at him. "That," she says, in a tone of smug satisfaction, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Your date. Am I a great friend or what?" Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kiss the Cook by Fiercest reviews
No one does dinner parties like team 7. Then again, no one else has recipes like Sakura's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete