FancyMe
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Joined 11-11-11, id: 3421503, Profile Updated: 08-22-12
Author has written 3 stories for Vampire Diaries, Twilight, and Winnie-the-Pooh.

I'm not going to tell you any personal Info because that's just dumb soooooooooooooooooooooo here's just some random stuff.

Favourite Books: I don't think I really have a fav book, I love a lot of books. :)

Favourite Author: V.C. Andrews

Favourite Movie: Wizard of Oz

Favourite Number: 4

Favourite Season: Winter

Favourite Band: ONE DIRECTION (I am in love with this band, everything about them makes me love them) :)

Random

- ABCDEFG gummybears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue, one is chewing on my shoe, now i'm running for my life cause the red one has a knife.


-This man wlks into a bar and orders a shot, after drinking his shot he looks in his wallet and orders another. After drinking the second shot he looks in his wallet again and order's another shot. This goes on for a little while longer when finally the bartender askes him why he looks in his wallet everytime he drinks his shot, the man replied " I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then it's time to go home." (lol)


-"Love all, trust few, and do wrong to none" Shakespeare (Hamlet)


-"Baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair get's me overwhelmed. You don't know oh oh, you don't know your beautiful."


-"I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world, life in plastic it's fantastic" Remember you don't have to be plastic to be fantastic (Louis Tomlinson)


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Disney Sing A Long: Twilight by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The best and, possibly, the worst moments from The Twilight Saga are being retold in the form of those classic Disney songs we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010
An Epic Failure by I heart you JW reviews
Is a love affair truly an epic failure or a beautiful beginning?Either way Bella's lies are burying her as Edward discovers the truth.But the thought of losing Nessie forever is hurting her worse than anything.The question who does she love more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Jacob
The Babysitting Bella Chronicles by capitaine-awesome reviews
Cullens are hunting for the weekend and Emmett gets to babysit Bella. He has a list of 10 activities planned for the weekend. Features Alcohol, vibrators, pole dancing, Emmett wearing a bra, fake orgasms and a very drunk Bella .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Emmett, Bella
The Secret Nightmare by Teambella reviews
A story of how Bella gets rape, but tries to hide it. Different then others. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
I'm not Drunk by XxLadyMassacreXx reviews
Bella goes to La-push for the weekend, she gets herself drunk and drugged, Since Alice cannot see Bella they don't have much of a clue what she's up to, how will the Cullens react when she drink drives to there house?. Please R&R-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Lunatics by booklovergirl1 reviews
What do ya get when you cross 5 vampires and a lot of pranks and craziness? Twilight Lunatics!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2010
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
Cullen Prank Week by BellissaAdreana reviews
Sequel to Truth or Dare Cullen Style! It's a year later, and Alice suddenley announces the Cullen's forgotten ritual of Prank Week! Now, knowing the way that the Cullens are, you know that this won't be a regular prank week! Oh no, they're going all out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
Pranks! by Endless Dawn reviews
A random story including pranks, and your friends in the book, TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/25/2007
Bella's Amnesia by VegitarianxVampire reviews
Bella gets a slight case of amnesia, scaring the living crap out of Edward. Sweet little one-shot, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting Bella by GoldenEyes4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are left to watch over Bella when the Cullen's go on a four day hunting trip? Only a hilarious disaster that will cause them to be chased and hunted down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,750 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Cross Country Cullens by theTwi-TasticDuo reviews
The Cullens and Bella take a family vacation... a ROADTRIP! across the USA! Find out what happens on this awesome, Cullen-Style vacation!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008
Forever Gone by KarateChess reviews
Jacob hurt Bella. He hurt her in the worst way. She is now faced with the choice-does she tell Edward what happened, or does she keep it from him to protect Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
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Twilight and Winnie the Pooh similarities reviews
This is a totally random realization that i thought of one day and thought yo umight want to hear. This is the simmilarities i found between the characters in Twilight and in WWinnie - the - Pooh. Trust me is really intersting and funny.I DONT OWN EAITHR
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete
Bella Falls Down the Stairs reviews
Emmett and Alice are baby sitting Bella while Edward goes on a hunting trip. What'll happen when Emmett decideds to have some fun? Much better then the title and summary. please read, hope you like it. one shot. Disclaimer I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Elena Finally Opens Up reviews
Damon decides to go on an expiditon for Stfan and Elena finally lets Damon know how she feels. one shot. this is my first fan fic hope you like it. Diclaimer I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING FROM THE VAMPIRE DIARIES
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete