I AM NOT PUTTING ANY OF MY FICS ON HIATUS & NONE OF THEM HAVE BEEN ABANDONED!

I will be updating all of my ongoing stories within the next couple months...hopefully!

Expect an update for Unexpected within the month and Sirius' Awakening within two months or so.

Sorry it's taking so long folks but my life is crazy busy and my muse is being a bit stingy with the inspiration.

Sorry all but those are the cold hard facts. You'll live, hopefully.

Anyway, that's all for me.

Ciao Bellos!

Hateful

*For Your Flucking Information*

I recently disabled my PM's and turned off the alert that informs me when I receive reviews because I'm sick and tired of listening to morons complain about things written in my stories that are inconsequential, mentioning things that I simply don't care about, or asking some very stupid questions.

Now it may seem unfair since some people do ask good questions in their reviews but those people are few and far between so as always the few will suffer because the idiotic hoard ruined it for all! I may randomly scroll through reviews every now and again but it won't be often. On the off chance I see a good question I will answer it at that time if I feel like I haven't answered it through the chapters I've posted since the review was written.

I simply no longer give a flying fig about what anyone thinks on this site. Seriously, do you know how much it sucks to constantly have to defend your work to no-talent reviewers who have NEVER posted a thing on this site? It SUCKS horribly and I have no patience or desire to do it anymore so this was my solution.

The other solution was me totally abandoning my stories and leaving FanFiction for another FanAuthor site. As I like most of what this site offers I'll stay for now but who knows how long I'll be here. However, if I do decide to leave I will notify you all through a mass update and post something on my profile so I won't just up and leave without a word.

Oh and none of my stories are on hiatus. I'm experiencing some writer's block when it comes to my existing fics. However, the one-shots are rolling out like water from my corrupt mind. Enjoy them until I can get something decent down and posted for my ongoing stories.

Anyway, that's it for now!

Cheers!

HatefulRodeo

Hello FanFiction!

Brief Rundown about Me:

I'm married, female, and I have a horrible temper. That being said rude reviews will be addressed with barbed words and sarcasm. You have been warned!

The people on this site should know that I write because I enjoy it. I don't care if anyone else likes what I write since like I said before I do it for me. The day my writing becomes a chore and brings me more stress that it does joy I will walk away. I do not get paid for this, it is a labor of love and once that love goes so will I. However, I will never leave a fic unfinished so no one worry about that.

Unfortunately, I have the attention span of a four year old hopped up on sugar, an insane life, and a fickle muse who likes to leave me in the middle of a story so some of my fics will be updated quicker than others. Patience is appreciated!!

And a Big Thank You to all the readers who have favorited and/or followed my fics and/or me. I greatly appreciate the silent support.

Cheers!

HatefulRodeo

*I'm going to rant a bit so feel free to navigate away from the my profile if you don't want to read it.*

Okay so FanFiction's slogan, if you will, is "Unleash Your Imagination." Not "Leash your imagination and put it in a pretty boring white box so you do not offend anyone."

Every author has posted their stories on this site because we worked hard on them and we want to share them with others. I respect all authors even if your stories aren't my cup of tea because I know the effort you put into them.

Now that being said I don't understand why people flame or abuse an author or story. This isn't school work!! The people who flame weren't assigned or required to read what anyone posts. You choose to read it; if it isn't to your liking hit the back button.

Also, I know most authors blatantly tell the reader if their story has Yaoi, Yuri, or contains anything some people might be offended by. So when you see the author's warning and you know you don't like Yaoi why are you still reading a story that you know has Yaoi depicted in it?

It makes no sense to me! Is it because you get your rocks off by tearing into an author because they offended your delicate sensibilities?

Well screw you and your sensibilities! I've seen way to many talented authors stop writing because their confidence got shot by one miserable flaming bastard,and the cruel words they wrote to them.

If you don't like the stories content don't read it! Simple isn't it?! Apparently not.

If a person has a legitimate concern like your story isn't rated correctly, or you didn't post the disclaimer (we've all forgotten it), then they should contact the writer in a respectful way under a registered FanFic account. Respectfully contact; not PM'ing the writer and proceeding to write in all caps and telling them they are wrong, stupid etc.

Yeah, reading a horribly offensive review or PM really makes me want to listen to you and meet you halfway; not really! It's amazing what cordial two-way conversation can accomplish!!

To all the people who negatively review anonymously get a backbone; contact me under a registered fanfiction account. I don't listen or take any suggestions from anonymous people seriously since I have no clue who you are and no way of contacting you back to discuss what you wrote in your review or to tell you to go get f'd on a rusted out railroad spike.

Also, to the people who report stories to the administrators you people are f'ing bastards!! Do you know how much it sucks to have your story, something you spent hours working on, deleted?! I don't expect you would since most of the people who file reports about explicit content have probably never written or posted anything on here.

This is just my opinion and how I feel so if anyone gets pissy or offended by what I have written here get the hell over it!!

I'll never stop writing because someone doesn't like my stories. That's their issue not mine.

And I'm done! *Huffs*

My favorite pairings are varied but are almost always comprised of maleXmale partners but I do enjoy a few het pairings. Let's list them shall we;

Naruto:

Sasuke/Hinata

Naruto/Hinata

Naruto/Sasuke

Naruto/Neji

Sasuke/Neji

Itachi/Neji - Absolute Fangirl for this pairing!

Shikamaru/Neji

Itachi/Hiashi

Shikaku/Hiashi

Kakashi/Neji

Naruto/Kakashi

Minato/Kakashi

Bleach:

Aizen/Byakuya

Gin/Byakuya

Ulquiorra/Orihime

Ulquiorra/Ichigo

Grimmjow/Byakuya

Aizen/Ichigo

Byakuya/Uryuu

Uryuu/Orihime

D. Gray-Man

Komui/Kanda

Cross/Kanda

Tiki/Kanda

Kanda/Lavi or vice versa

Cross/Komui

Harry Potter:

Voldemort/Severus

Severus/Harry or vice versa

Harry/Draco

Blaise/Ron

Severus/Sirius

Severus/Rabastan

Neville/Draco

Voldemort/ Draco

Severus/Theo

Ouran:

Kyoya/anyone - I adore Kyoya paired with anyone as long as it is NOT Tamaki. I love the idiot blonde but I've read enough Kyo/Tama fics.

Mori/Kyoya - Only Mori can top Kyo-Chan in my mind.

Tamaki/Nekozawa

Kuroshitsuji:

Sebastian/Undertaker

Undertaker/Ciel

Sebastian/Claude

Claude/Ciel

Anyone/William - God that man just needs to get LAID!! ; )

Now that you all know my favorite pairings feel free to write about them and send me a PM if you do; there are so few fics involving most of these listed pairings and I would love to see more of them!!

My Favorite Quotes:

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe

“You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

“Never allow a person to tell you no who doesn't have the power to say yes.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"No is just the jumping off point for negotiations." My Father

“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!” - Eleanor Roosevelt

"Never miss a good chance to shut up!" - Will Rogers