sexybroomstickwithlegs
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Joined 11-11-11, id: 3422307, Profile Updated: 05-03-12
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who, and Maze Runner Trilogy.

Hello friends!! This be moi if you want to read about me...

I am a total Whovian, I'm addicted to Big Bang Theory, I am in love with Billie Joe Armstrong and everything else about Green Day (oh, and a certain boy in Hong Kong :)), and I am the slowest reader in the universe.

I also plan on carrying a towel on the day the universe is supposed to end (as well as earplugs for the Vogon poetry) and, oh yeah, I am really sarcastic but i'm a high school girl so...yeah

I VILL NOW DESTROY DE SNICKUZ BARS!!!!!!! (heeheehee :P)

I also play Quidditch...IT"S SOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!! (but i always get knocked over...im just a weakling like that...)

And, in case you couldn't tell, I am very scatterbrained (I get this from my bestie wingz-and-a-fez also known as iguana O.o)...sorry Eguana XP

Please repost this if you went to a private and/or Catholic school. Also, come up with your own way to tell if it so tickles your fancy! Let's find our brothers and sisters in plaid!!!!*

You know you've been in private/Catholic school too long when...

you start discussing you favorite plaid with your best friend on the bus

you actually consider giving up chocolate for Lent (the nuns just look so disapproving if you don't do something impossible!)

you were really ticked when they changed the responses because you finally memorized them and didn't have to pay attention at Mass anymore

you actually know the Nicene and Apostles' Creeds~sexybroomstickwithlegs


any Simple Plan fans in the fanfic-iverse? just wondering... (this be more of the scatterbrained thing)

that awkward moment when you're really excited that your profile works and you can actually write stuff on it then realize you have nothing to say that anybody actually cares about...

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!!

that awkward moment when you realize that PMs are censored...and it takes you at least 5 minutes to spell censored correctly (story of the last 10 minutes of my life XP)

btw british top gear is best...just making that known to those too challenged to realize it on their own im reallly realllllllly bored XP

A Peculiar Position reviews
The 11th Doctor, Amy, and Rory take a wrong turn and end up in the Maze. Other bad news, they can't find the TARDIS. When they meet a misfit Glader, they have a chance to get out. Will they make it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Maze Runner Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011