If you have embarrassing memories that you want to smack yourself for it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read Fanfiction so much that sometimes you get the stories mixed up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
if you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(both)
if you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!
if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
14 things to do in your Wal-Mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti -depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
Her name was Aurora She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die, You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
Copy and Paste this in to your profile if you are against child abuse.
You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.
Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
5) SAY -DING at each floor.
6) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
7) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
8) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
9) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
10) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
11) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
12) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
13) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
14) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
15) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
16) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
now for semoehtnig itnresitng...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
My Mother tought me:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"
25 Things To Do In Camelot
"If there's a light at the end of the tunnel it's the oncoming train"
"Whoever said that words don’t hurt, never got hit by a dictionary."
Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is.
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
I'm never wrong. Once, I thought I was, but I was mistaken.
If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.
Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is an cat
this is idiot cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... but you should.
Angst Overload, death fic, family fic…
Romance. This reclusive genre inhabits the minds of shippers and dark, twisted souls. When insulted, the shippers can produce a bunch of internet friends to defend them. Extremely dangerous; read on sight.
Fantasy. This gigantic genre has razor-sharp fanfictions that can slice through your head canons. Extremely dangerous; read on sight.
Friendship. Sprays inescapable feels at its reader. Extremely dangerous.
Crime. Even newly discovered writers can spray angst. Read on sight.
Tragedy. Supernatural. Adventure. Western. *whispers* science fiction!
Depresses its readers, discourages its readers, turns its readers to tears…
Extremely dangerous, extremely dangerous…read on sight, read on sight, read on sight…
The unholy offspring of obsession and angst itself. Never write this fanfiction. Your only chance: hide and pray the ideas don’t find you.
I Went to a Party Mom,
I went to a party,
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own blood's all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it,
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter,
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language."
—Lev Grossman, TIME, July 18, 2011