Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Motorcity, One Piece, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.
My name is Reviews to Master! Bow down before me peasants!!!!
My name used to be "Review Master", but some bastard already had my name when I actually went to make my account! *sticks up middle finger* This goes to the shit bag who stole my name! *sticks up other middle finger*
Since I'm only a "regular" officially with and account and all, you could say I'm fairly new and not so much fresh anymore. I tell you kiddies this now, I suck at computers. The only technological device I know how to work is my phone and right now...it's officially screwing me in the ass. So what can I say? Technology hates me and I hate it! But of course we can't have a divorce with the kids and all, but getting back to the matter at hand! I wouldn't want to bore you losers with my problems.
I am AMERICAN. (DUH!)
I'm a naturally friendly person so if you want to ask me anything just PM and I won't bite...much. And review please! Means a lot to me to receive reviews for my stories. Gives me the magical inspiration juice and all.
Update:With the story updating situations they won't come as frequent as they used to be (not that they ever were) and you WILL BE SEEING some LONG LONG LONG updates in the future. I'll try my best but my life is calling me. Not that any of you have one already. *shot*
I usually write BOYS LOVE stories since I'm a fucked up pervert like the rest of you BUT I can also write straight stories too. I DON'T DO GIRLS LOVE/YURI SO DON'T ASK ME TO DO IT. I'm sorry, it's not that I don't have anything against them, but I just can't write girls love. Probably a K to K rating but that's it! Nothing above or anything more graphic than that! So for the people who choose to hate can kiss my NATURAL BLACK ASS 'cause I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!
Right now I'm working on my FIRST FANFICTION EVA TO BE CREATED and other side stories that are in the process of being finished. If you're fed up waiting for a story to be updated just surf around my stories and read 'em. So whoever wants to take a peek at it please do! Not that anyone reads this crap... -_-
Here are the certain fandoms that I crave (and more but I'm not gonna bother typing it all out):
2. One Piece.
3. Big Windup.
4. The Great Gatsby. Shawaaaa...
5. The Godfather.
7. Me and My Brothers.
8. Studio Ghilbi.
9. DISNEY! DISNEY! MICKEY MOUSE IN THE HIZZAY BEOTCHES!
11. Lord of the Flies.
12. Tsubasa Chronicles.
And more to come...
Actually, the list is going to be the stories I'm going to write *cough* hopefully *cough* So I'm excited to get started!
HOLY MOTHER OF MERCY!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT I JUST MADE!!!! That's the most artistic thing I've done on a computer.
*100 STORY CLUB*
This is a new thing that I just came up with. It's basically going to be a list of any of my stories that has reached 100 reviews. I'm hoping this list will turn into a LONG one in the future and I can't help but thank you guys from the bottom of my heart. You're making a hobby turn into something more of a dedication! Damn you all for that.
1. How to Love in High School
Ass Alert: I happen to know an ass called Sinfully Addicted, the fungus won't seem to leave me be! But despite it not leaving I love it all the same. I give you all full permission to beat it.
I just want to thank all of the suckers who actually did take their time and actually read my story How to Love in High School. It means so much to me! More than you guys know. Writing is more of a hobby than anything else, I'm doing this stuff for the heck of it! I've been reading this stuff ever since I was in middle school, I thank my sadistic friends for introducing me to this crap! X) I plan on writing more stories but I won't give anything away! Jus' 'cause I'm that much of a sadistic creep!
ASTA LA VISTA!!!!! I'LL SEE YOU SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!!!!!!
-Reviews to Master CX
I have now obtained two other sites where I spend my time slacking off and slowly burning what's left of my brain cells. You can look if you care to:
I'll be soon adding to this list (eventually).
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a come for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rest a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Stop the violence people. It makes the muffins sad.
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