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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Who am I?

I am paranoid and therefore will not reveal to you any more information than what was presented in my profile. Everyone knows any dedicated person could find out who you are and where you live with only your food preference and least favorite Harry Potter character.

Surprisingly enough, it's not Fudge or Umbridge or one of the Ministry higher-ups or even one of the Death Eaters. No, they're supposed to be asses. Who I really hate is Ronald Weasley. Everyone thinks of his as 'best mate' and 'true Gryffindor' but to be frank, he is one of the worst characters ever. What the hell Rowling was thinking when she wrote HBP is beyond comprehension. Harry and Hermione are just perfect for each other; Hermione's been supporting Harry since Book 1, and she is always the first to help Harry in any of his problems, never wavering at his side. Harry is kind to all people and is also shown to care deeply for Hermione; it was also him that brought Buck-Tooth Granger out of her shell of insecurity. On the other hand (which I've protected with basilisk skin and dragon hide so as not to contaminate my poor appendage) we have Ronald Weasel, a spoiled, selfish, lazy, and jealous git who is worth absolutely less than nothing. He spent his whole life surrounded by a family who loves him and friends who care for him but all he thinks of is being envious of each of his acquaintances' talents, abilities, and gifts, despite not even putting any effort into accomplishing his glorious daydreams, expecting it to just fall into his lap. He resents Harry for his fame and popularity even if Harry protests to the contrary. Seriously, I think a Weasley if anyone would understand Harry's plight because they were gifted with a loving mother and kindhearted father and henceforth should know that all that unwanted attention wouldn't be worth losing either of them, let alone both. Then again, Ron's a selfish prat so maybe I'm grossly overestimating his capabilities in regards to morality. To summarize, he is a bloody arse never worthy of someone as brilliant as Hermione. I actually am personally OK with the Harry/Ginny ship; it's the Hermione/Ron that makes it so bloody unbearable for me.

Wow, this profile bio turned into some rant on ickle Ronniekins. Huh. Stay safe readers and keep on hating!

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Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 7,417 - Follows: 6,630 - Updated: 13h ago - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 113, Final Exam.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 113 - Words: 623,004 - Reviews: 26971 - Favs: 15,347 - Follows: 14,167 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: 2/28/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 406,589 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 6,703 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter, Bahamut by Lochar reviews
Harry didn't know it was the Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort didn't know it was the Tri-Throne of Bahamut. Harry walked away with a throne, while Voldemort fled. Now what happens? Sequel to Summoner's Stone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,700 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Shiva - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 4,716 - Follows: 4,727 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 306,883 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 7,700 - Follows: 9,155 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 5,414 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Flight Of The Angel by DrkVrtx reviews
Pit wakes one day to find that his wings have finally grown. He can fly at last, and Skyworld lifts its voice in jubilation on his behalf. But there is one who dwells in sadness. As Pit learns the freedom his wings grant him, the Goddess Palutena fears that she has lost her most precious angel.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Palutena, Pit - Complete
Nothing Left by ParagonFlynn reviews
"Marceline... My little girl... If you stay here for any longer, there would be nothing waiting for you anymore, only death, not of the body but of the mind and soul... Please, Marceline... Please, you have to come back home with me..." He made his one final plea to her. It felt more like a warning...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Marceline A., Hunson Abadeer - Complete
The Mark of Athena by Flamepaw reviews
The 2,000 reviews reedited version! Rewritten for awesomeness. See A/N at the end of this story for more details. I hope everyone enjoys the real Mark of Athena when it comes out on Tuesday. Happy reading :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 97,843 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Jason G., Reyna - Complete
Broken Bow: The 12 Years of Christmas by Xed Alpha reviews
Some people have Christmas traditions. Some people have mortal enemies. Rarely do these things overlap. Several short chapters over 12 years. This is the tale of Armani's Christmas Eve.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,243 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Harry Potter and the Summoner's Stone by Lochar reviews
A simple question from Harry during his vault visit in book 1 changes his life, as Harry accesses a family vault. And a stone there that will change his life, even more than finding out he is a wizard did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,354 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 2,625 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14173 - Favs: 7,157 - Follows: 5,438 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 8775 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Second Chance reviews
In an AU Last Olympian where everyone dies, Percy strikes up a deal with Kronos to send him back in time. Now he will try to save the world all over again, but how will his future knowledge and training affect the timeline? AU Time Travel Fic. First story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C.