12th of November 2011: Made the account and profile.
13th of November 2011: Edited the mistakes I made due to being in a hurry. Added more sections.
25th of November 2011: Added a few things and corrected a few mistakes. Added numbered sections and the idiot's English dictionary. Changed all the sections.
26th of November 2011: Corrected a few mistakes.
27th of November: Edited the numbered sections and the dictionary. Added more at the end and the Nicknames. Edited the info, Plotless stories and OOC-ness sections. Corrected a few mistakes.
28th of November 2011: Edited the sections.
29th of November 2011: Added the stats and edited my info.
30th of November 2011: Added words to the dictionary.
2nd of December 2011: Added words to the dictionary. Edited the stats and the info.
3rd of December 2011: Changed a section and edited the info.
12th of December 2011: Added more words.
15th of December 2011: Edited the dictionary.
19th of December 2011: Added the Black List.
20th of December 2011: Decided on a new design and things like, which likely be posted in a while.
26th of January 2012: Major update.
28th of Janaury 2012: Edited Part Two and corrected some mistakes.
8th of February 2012: Added Part Three and edited Part Two.
9th of February 2012: Deleted a paragraph.
17th of February: Corrected typo, changed a paragraph.
Part One - Fanfiction
I. Things that make a Badfic,not to forgive.
II. Black List, see how butthurt they are and laugh of them.
III. Stats, how much reviews I have, and how much characters do they have.
IV. Idiot's English dictionary, list of butchered English words made by some noobs.
Part Two - Myself
I. Who am I, personality and behavior, mainly about me.
II. Things I like and dislike,see what I love and hate.
Part Three - Off-topic
I. Memes,even I can have fun posting them.
I. Things that make a Badfic
A short list of mistakes which make a fanfic a Badfic. The ones I look for when critising.
Spelling and grammar mistakes
I simply go mad when I see random, first grade grammar mistakes even a kid can't make. Seriously now, spell check before posting! And if you can't speak English perfectly, or if it is not your native language, so what? It is not mine either! But still, even if I do have mistakes, they are minor, and not appearing wherever you would look. Just ask for somebody to help you so your fanfiction would be flawlessly at grammar. If your grammar is down, I cut one point instantly.
I am from *insert country here* so I can't speak English properly!
Seeing that in a summary disgusts me. How is that excluding you from the obligation of knowing how to speak proper English? Don't you study English at school? Guess what? I am from Romania, if you ever heard of my country. English is the most important international language, almost every single school teaches English as the first language, even from the kindergarten, for God's sake! If you can't speak English, then why did you join FanFiction.net, a site where the main language is English? If is that so, please leave. I do not have anything against people whose English skills are poor, but it sucks to see their 'skills' into fanfictions.
Yes, you read right, idiot's English. This is how I call it. The idiot's English I'm talking about 'iz diz kinda inglish'. It is the one people use to shorten a word due to being too lazy to write a full word or known as chatspeak. Is it really that hard to write a complete word? Does your hand hurt after typing one? Will the Boogyman under your bed eat you if you dare to write a word properly? No, I don't think so. Please just type the full version of the word, it is annoying to see fanfictions written 'liek diz'. Even if you think it is alright, 'me dun thinkz itz. u no, ppl from forein contryz cant understan idiotz inglish dat izly'. 'i iz fluen in idiotz inglish, but no evrybody iz so'. Keep your 'inglish' for your friends.
Try to keep every character in-character. Do not change major traits of its personality. If you will, you are the one to lose; nobody will read your fanfiction anymore. If a character was already in the late teens in the anime/manga, then this is how its personality will remain. And dears, nobody can change its personality to the opposide without a cause. By the way, please pay attention to their reactions.
I hate it when people write in the description of their fanfiction 'no bad comments plzzzzz'. If you want good criticism and to improve your skills, then you also have to face the bad comments which are yet to come. Those 'bad comments' are the ones telling you where were you mistaken, what was not good about your work and so on, and are truly the ones which help you, not the 'nice comments' which say 'i luv thiz plzzzz updte asap'.
Writing for fun
Writing for fun? Cool and relaxing! But don't post it here or on any other site. If you write for fun, there is no use into bothering yourself to post it somewhere where fanfics are posted to receive critique. Only post if you want your story to be critiqued and if you do want to improve your skills.
Please do not write something if you have no plot. Such plotless stories are stupid and nobody wants to see such. Start with an idea, then develop it into something bigger, make a good plot and think at it again, and, after you think everything is okay, you are free to start writing. It is very good if you have the whole plot from the very beginning, since it has more chances of success and the quality of your fanfic will increase immediatly. Not to mention you will be able to add more suspense and hints in your story which will entertain your readers.
No, no, no! Copying somebody else's idea and claiming it as your own is very rude, mean, embarrassing, disgraceful, and stupid. If you don't have your own idea, don't write anything at all! Nobody likes people like this and you will be flamed by everyone, warned, and maybe even banned by the admins. Please note that the one you copy the idea from has worked hard and thought at it a lot; show at least some respect to them! You wold not like having your idea stolen neither, would you?
Using capitalized letters
It is cleaner to only write with small letters except of when a sentence begins, at names and at the pronoun 'I'. It looks very dirty to see 'THESE LETTERS' in fanfics. Even when a character shouts; read the next category to know what shall you do instead of writing with capitalized letters. Also, dears, '-chan' is not capitalized because it is not a name or any stuff like.
I hate detecting punctuation mistakes in fanfics, like using one billion of exclamation marks when somebody shouts. There shall only be one exclamation mark; it is enough to show people the shouting. Or when people write another billion of dots, which makes me think they do not know the ellipsis are only three dots, not two thousands or more. Another one is when somebody forgets about a comma or uses it wrong. And guess what? I've recently seen people who can't put the correct sign when a character speaks or thinks! And who forget the dot at the end of the sentence. For all those who don't know what to put when a character speaks, it is the sign called 'inverted commas'.
Words in foreign languages
I dislike the way I see some words like 'kawaii' into a fanfic in English. It is in English, keep it in English! Don't use Japanese words just to brag because you know two words in this language, and most of time misspelled. I really want to see you having a conversation in pure Japanese and writing all the characters of kanji with no mistakes and with a perfect shape. Do you want to know something? I can speak no less than eleven languages! But I don't use them into fanfics to seem cooler.
OCs turned into main characters
This is certainly one of the most common and stupid mistake ever. I used to do it too when I was... eight, perhaps? Now I no longer do it since I have a brain. It is very annoying to see how OCs turn into the main heroines. Minor OCs are okay, as long as there are only two or three. If there are more, then the story becomes too much of a fake.
Mary-Sues and Gary-Suis
Oh, the OCs who are perfect at everything, always threatened, the center of attention, the smartest, the most beautiful, the most powerful, the ones who get the hottest guys/girls, with a sad, sad past... They make me want to puke. If your character is such a character, kill it or remake it with some flaws.
Three words long fanfics
Please try not only to use three words and the fanfic is done. Much to read is harder to read, but it is way better than two sentences.
Smileys used in fanfics
It is horrible to see smileys in fanfics. Like 'o_0 wtf' or other random things like. The smileys are good for Yahoo, Skype, MySpace, Facebook, and forums, not for fanfiction.
Messy letters put together
If you just type a few words one near another it does not mean you have written a story. It means you just wrote something randomly out of boredom. And which does not deserves to be called as story or to be posted.
I hate stupid people who put some stupid nicknames they think as 'cute', or nicknames which are not seen in the anime or manga. I don't care if they are used by fans a lot, just don't use them if they are not official (and by official I mean seen in anime and manga). Also, let's think of reality: if a character is called by another character on stupid nicknames like 'peach' or 'bunny' because you thought it fits, and then you make the character blush, it is not reality. If I would be called 'berry', 'teddy' or other heck like I would simply give that person one hell of a punch they will never forget and start swearing and insulting them. In other words, I would go mad and almost kill them.
II. Black List
Lowest forms of humans who dare to call themselves 'writers' when they can't write even a story for children.
Note: None of those messages were modified in any way. If you want me to, I can just send you the PMs.
From(4): Hanasora Harane
Subject: Girl who tries to seem smart by trying to 'teach' me a language I already know
Message: (1) A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7621150/
Dear Michiyo S
(.), I did not put that there on purpose , my computer has been on a glitch for days now . When i typed this I DID mark the parts between the authors note's with underscores but they did'nt appear when i uploaded it , and the reason there was a lot more of her at first is because I'm trying to give people a feel of her personality and loads of stuff about her , and a Mary Sue ? , no . I have plans on showing her imperfections and miseries in life (mostly because of her odd eye color), and "Yes , I have read a book and i prefer history" , and again NO , I have never had plans on using my age, 'this is not my native language' and the fact this is my 1st story as some sort of alibi , and also I'll be 13 a few days from now , and i was itching to do this. Iam now currently trying to get a professional writer in my family to help me get better at this . I appreciate half of this (constructive criticism), the other half , not really.
Don't like ?, Don't read !, You surely know how to bring a person's enthusiasm to improve down !
With all RESPECT,
(2) A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7621150/
And by the way , you should have read the note and exactly how am I suppose to know the truth that you can seriously write something decent , you did not even add a story , if you only made an account to hate on people , then walk out the door first.
(3) A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7621150/
And there are these so-called 'dot''s on some of them , which is actually a 'period' (.), so next time you go around * on people , reflect on your actions and etc., don't go off thinking you're perfect and all that.
(4) A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7621150/
I was checking chapters to see what you speak of , Mey-Rin (メイリン Meirin), is sometimes romanized as Maylene, Don't be stupid , Yana Toboso is japanese , which means the manga is written originally in japanese and in that language you can't write 'Maylene' because japanese does not use the letter Y alone ( only N ) and 'le' is not writable in the language also , only 'ma' and 'ne' can be written in japanese ,the " This tastes diviiiii~ne ! " part IS in the manga , Bard and Finny 's nicknames are official.
My reply: Do you think I care your computer has a glitch? Or that you did but it was not shown?
She is, and she will become even more of a Mary Sue with the things you mentioned. Do you even have any idea what a Mary Sue is? By the message you have written I can only think you don't. Check Wikipedia and then feel free to talk.
Do you really think I would continue reading it?... Also, 'don't like, don't read!'? That reply is so old... (As old as the 'You brang me down!' phase.)
And about the capitalized respect (which you obviously put to tell me I was rude so I would feel sorry), I am seriously one of the most polite persons everybody I know met. Would you have liked it more if I would have lied to you and said 'It is awesome!' so your ego would just grow even more than it was? Be happy I told you that now, because one day or another, it would have happened anyway.
So you say I do not have the right to express my opinion if I do not have a story? Oh my, who is the rude one now! Also, what is that I do not have a story yet? There is time for everything, isn't it?
Ahhh, so expected. To hate people? That was not my intention, truly. I just tell people where they are mistaken. It is not about hate or love. And if you would have read the guidelines of FanFiction clearly, you would have known that I have the right to have an own opinion and that I am allowed to say it.
You think I should leave? I think the humans who don't know how to write or do not even know the basics (or act smart) should leave. I am not going to leave, because if I would, then the small group of smart users who can point at your mistakes would decrease by one, and the site would be full of shit, thing I am not going to allow. Also, if I tell the truth? Of course I do. I do not tell lies, and I have an advanced knowledge of something people refer to as 'how a good story is', a language named 'English' and of some 'very difficult' stuff called 'English grammar'.
I am not a Miss Perfect, but I clearly am better than a few people I know.
And just who do you think you're calling stupid? I can speak Japanese fluently and I know everything about Kuroshitsuji (unlike you), it is obvious I know such! Opposed to you, I do not try to seem cool and wow-so-smart by using some basics an eight years old kid knows too. I am curious if you can have a decent conversation in Japanese without using Google Translate and if you know how to write in Japanese, with Katakana, Hiragana and Kanji. (Which obviously you don't.) The rules you have mentioned are true, but too plain to make a valid argument. So stop trying to appear intelligent already, if you are telling me that, it only means you are in a desperate search for a thing to say to defend yourself. If you would be as smart and advanced at Japanese and English as you pretend to, you would know the Japanese people created a new form of English with characters, which I name 'Japanenglish', since they do not have our letters, only characters. And that is 'Meirin' too, just a Japanenglish word they created since they do not spell with letters, which is truly 'Maylene'. Kuroshitsuji is supposed to be in English as well, since the action is happening in England.
My reaction: Haha, I was waiting for her. I totally knew she will start butting off and things like. When I read the first message I did my best not to laugh my ass off on the floor. But she obviously does not know a Mary Sue is also discriminated and has a sad past. She should really check the Wikipedia more often. I had to stop for a few minutes so I would calm down, but it did not work and I am still giggling. And to bring her enthusiasm down? That girl should be happy I told her now because if I did not she would have remained a stupid and spoilt child who knows nothing about life and with a huge ego. Even if I did not say it, it would have happened someday. And what does she think? That she is the only person whose enthusiasm was put down by writing? If she thinks that, then she should check all the sites possible and see that there were comments harsher that mine to stories like hers. Also, who said I am going to read that shit ever again? I do not want another headache, thank you. I do not remember of (.) being a period, maybe she meant the dot without paranthesis. I knew somebody will say about me having no stories, though. Who cares I do not have a story added yet? I am already working on one to post here, and it has around five beta readers so everything would be perfect. A story that is not planned by time will not result into something good. So please, do not judge my writing if you never read some piece of my work. I never said I am perfect, as well. I have my flaws, too, of course, but if I know when a person is not right I say it. Who does she call stupid?! Does she think I do not know the basics of Japanese or that Kuroshitsuji and Yana Toboso are Japanese?! You know, girl, I am a fluent Japanese speaker, and somebody who calls herself a true Kuroshitsuji obsessed fan is aware of such minor things and everything else about Kuroshitsuji, or else she should call herself a liar. She just acts as if she would know Japanese to seem smart, but it is only dumb. Even my classmates know the basics she mentioned and they all fail at school and do not have any knowledge of Japanese. You seriously have to be terribly idiotic not to know those rules. And who said about Bard and Finny? I have read the manga and watched the anime and I know these are their official nicknames. Her story did not even have a sense; are you wondering why? Nobody these days remembers that Sebastian, in volume two of the manga, said that he shows no interest in things made by humans, and refused when he was offered women? Or in episode nine of the anime, where Ran Mao was rubbing herself and he did not even notice her? It was a story with OOC-ness too. What the hell, it is clearly known that Sebastian would not go all like 'I wanna kiss her!' when he sees a girl, right? She should pay more attention to the personalities of the characters and not only to her Mary Sue.
Stats of my reviews, call me a freak.
Review total: 10
Shortest review: 600 characters
Longest review: 6987 characters (Me and my long reviews... So basically around seven chapters of how much people write, call me a nerd.)
IV. Idiot's English dictionary
A small idiot's English dictionary in case you don't speak idiot's English, so those people who don't understand it can decipher the words seen in a badfic. Without you, dear idiots who kill this language named English, there would not exist such a dictionary, and it would not even be needed, because the language would not be butchered!
2 - 1. to; 2. too
4/fr/frr - for
8 - 1. (words ending in or containing) '-ate'; 2. ate
i - I
im - I'm/I am
plz/pls - please
ppl/peopel - people
c - see
iz - is
liek/laik/liak/lik - like
u/yu - you
his (only if it is not the possessive) -he is
your (only is it is not the possessive) - you're/you are
ur - 1. your; 2. you're/you are
k - ok/okay
y - why
hav/hev/haev/hv - have
destroi - destroy
confidnce - confidence
storie/stori/stry/stri - story
storyz/storiz/stryz - stories
thinkz - thinks
dun/dunt/dnt - don't
thiz/thizz/diz/dis - 1. this; 2. these
dat/tht/taht/tath - that
wai - way
some1/smn1/sum1/som1 - someone
every1/evry1 - everyone
anoy/anoi - annoy
forein - foreign
contry/cntry - country
contryz/cntryz - countries
inglish/ingrish/englisch/inglisch - English (Really the language itelf?...)
itz - 1. it's/it is; 2. its
kno/no ('no' only if it is not the negation) - know
understan - understand
izly - easily
fluen - fluent
idiotz - 1. idiots; 2. idiot's
evrybody - everybody
ignorng/ignorn/ignorin - ignoring
rulz - rules
sai - say
jus/jst - just
cuz/bcz - because
brek - break
onyl/unly - only
wut/whut/whaz/waz/waht/wath/wth - what
foreignr/foreinr - foreigner
gud/guud - good
exept - 1. expect; 2. except
b - be
der - there
den (only if it is not the place where some animals live) - then
of (if it is not the possessive) - off
nto/nt - not
chek - check
writr - writer
mi/ma - my
mi - me
grammer/gramer/gramar - grammar
suckz/sukz/skz/suxs/suxz - sucks
anythin - anything
rite - 1. write; 2. right
riting/riteing/writeing - writing
nd/an/n ('an' only if it is not the word put before substantives/verbs/adjectives/etc. starting in a vowel) - and
thx/thnx - thanks
leav/liv - leave
alon - alone
wnt - want
ill (if it is not the adjective 'ill') - I'll/I will
commmit/comit - commit
suiside - suicide
veiw - view
reveiw - review
reveiwd - reviewed
advise (only if it is not the noun) - advice
shes - she's/she is
cring/crin - crying
cri - cry
dusnt - doesn't/does not
you're (if it is not the short and valid English version of 'you are') - your
hr/hrr - her
meen - mean
evryday - everyday
butifull/beautyfull/beautyful - beautiful
wants't - wasn't/was not
rily/rilly/realy/relly/rely ('rely' only if it is not the verb 'to rely') - really
waz/wz - was
haz - has
hallo/helo - hello (Even though 'hallo' is a true and corect word in German, in English it is not.)
wel - well
gon - going to
skul - 1. school; 2. skull
yeh - yeah/yes
frm - from
yr - year
mayb - maybe
ull/u'll - you'll/you will
r/ar - are (How on Earth was I forgeting right this one?...)
nex - next
d'yu - do you
somethin/smthin/smthn/somthin/somthn - something
red (if not the color and adjective 'red') - read (past tense, second form of the verb 'to read')
recon - reckon
summ - summary
flamez - flames
awsum/awsome - awesome
teh/da - the
latr - later
sori/sory/sorri - sorry
bout - about
mesage/mesaje - message
usernaem - username
luv - love
flamin - flaming
naem - name
eva/evva/evvah/evah - ever
4evah/4eva/4evva/4evvah/frevah/freva/frevva/frevvah/frrevah/frreva/frrevva/frrevvah - forever (Oh my goodness. I never expected a word to have so many alternate versions of butchering.)
dey - they
srprisingly/srprizingly - surprisingly
srprise/srprize - surprise
kepp - keep
betr/bettr/btrr/bttrr - better
riten/ritten - written
4give/4giv - forgive
4givn/4given - forgiven
givn - given
srsly/srzly - seriously
corz/crz - course
niec - nice
b4/bfor/befor/beforr/bforr - before
Pfft, writing this dictionary is way harder than I thought. Stupidity is hard when you have a brain.
Part Two - Myself
I. Who am I, personality and behavior
My penname is Michiyo S. I am a thirteen-year-old school girl from Romania, a country in East Europe, also the country of vampires and where Count Dracula has been born and has lived. I am in the eighth grade at a high school - I am going to move anyway to start the ninth grade. As you may have noticed, I am still in the secondary school. My native language is Romanian, and I've been learning English since I was two. However, I suck at French. I can speak a total of eleven languages.
The occupation I have right now is being a student. I like it the way it is, though shcool honestly has some bad parts. This school I am studying in has both brilliant and terrible teachers, same goes for other teenagers. Everything that is bad has good parts and everything that is good has bad parts, don't you think so?
I am mainly on FanFiction.net to give some advice, so do not expect a story from me. And even if I will post one, the updates will come very hard. Unless if I'm in the mood of writing, of course. Before posting a story, I work on its plot and characters for plenty of time, because as a perfectionist, I do not want to have any mistakes.
When I criticize, I usually am nice, polite and patient but even I can go mad due to overflowing stupidity and badness in a fanfic, and then I simply start flaming in one of the worst ways possible. Nothing lasts forever, neither my patience nor kindness. Idiocy simply makes my dark side show up.
My general behavior (not in reviews) has been described as nice and cute by many, many persons, no matter how unreal it may seem for some of you. Of course I have my moments when I act like a bitch or a brat, but I always regret when I have such a horrible personality. Not a lot of persons know, but I have more than one face. It is not easy to guess me. I can also be childish, but that is to remain in the dust forever.
Probably the biggest flaws I have are those of being a know-it-all, selfish, annoying, too prideful, exaggerating and of bragging too much at times. I told you I am not perfect, did I not? Some of them are easy to notice from my profile, reviews or posts. I try to hide my bad traits as much as I can, and if you dislike something at me, then just come and kindly tell me as to know to change and become a better person.
I am an English freak and a part of the group called Grammar Nazis. Lots of grammar and English mistakes make me cry, seeing how the society has become. I remember back in the fifth grade being nicknamed 'Little Robot' due to my English skills. After all, I am not stupid.
As hobbies I have reading and writing, nothing else. In my free time I either write something or read a book, manga or magazine. Also, I enjoy talking to friends and learning; I prefer being smart rather than being cool, popular. Being a quick learner, I suppose that was pretty obvious.
Loving yaoi and shounen-ai, I am not your typical stereotype Christian against homosexuality. Yes, Christian. It is true lots of Christians are against it, but that is not the case when it comes about me. I have nothing with them and I leave them be; I do not mind their existence.
No, I did not always have knowledge of English. In the past, I used to do some horrible mistakes regarding English (which is a shame for me). Among them were misspelling 'misspell' as 'mispell', 'writing' as 'writting', 'very' as 'verry', and not knowing how to use 'an' and 'a', though there were worse. Absolutely dumb of me, right? Just when I think I enter in the ground.
II. Things I like and dislike
Anime/manga: Kuroshitsuji (which is my current obsession), Soul Eater, Bleach, Loveless, Shugo Chara, Death Note, and Vampire Knight. As manga, Kuroshitsuji, Arisa, Loveless, My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute.
Genres: Shotacon, shounen-ai, yaoi, fantasy, historical, humor, psychological.
People: Honest, trustworthy and friendly people who will never betray you and will be near you when you will need a shoulder to cry on.
Subjects: English, History, Latin.
Books: The Knights of Emerald, The Jewel of Seven Stars.
Movies and serials: None.
Authors: Bram Stoker, Anne Robbilard.
Colors: Truquoise, ice blue, light blue, sky blue, aqua, silver, white.
Singers and bands: Versailles, Sid, The Gazette, Nightmare, Megaromania, Heartless, Sincrea.
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Afro Samurai.
Genres: Westerns. (I would rather watch My Little Pony!)
People: Butthurt people who lie, try to seem cool and who are not themselves. I also dislike the ones who think they are the best in the world and make fun of others with no reason.
Subjects: Mathematics, Physics, PE (Sport).
Movies and serials: Twilight, Hannah Montana, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
Colors: Red, black.
Singers and bands: Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber.
Part Three - Off-topic
Random memes and things I have seen around FanFiction and decided to post. I am human too, after all.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Koneko-chan4, cutewitch1, Michiyo S
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, Koneko-chan3, cutewitch1, Michiyo S
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you hate obnoxious, snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.
If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8,Ai-chan-Fallen Angel, Ice Amethyst 12, WantingFreedom, koneko-chan3, cutewitch1, Michiyo S
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Clowny4evur, WantingFreedom, koneko-chan3, cutewitch1, Michiyo S
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile!
99.8% of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.
You and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!
I want Child Abuse to stop and if you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you ever once saw something you see every day and suddenly thought, "Hey, that looks like something from that anime I watched the other day!" then put this in your bio.
If you are apart of the dark side just to get cookies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you live for Fanfiction and can't go a day without it paste this on your profile.
Who has time to do drugs when you're practicing your mad ninja skills? If you agree with me, paste this onto your account.
If you think Japan is cool copy this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you see/experience lots of things that can never happen and scream 'it's the end of the world', copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have watched High School Musical, Hannah Montana, The Suite life of some characters, and Hairspray, and fucking hate themt, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3 who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "Do a flip!" then copy and paste this.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
If Fanfiction is to you what Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, etc. is to other people, copy this onto your profile.
Some say the glass is half full, others say it's half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't. (I see what you did here. Since I am of the first type.)
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.
Copy and repost this if you walk into doors/walls like normal people drink water.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the type of person who walks into a door and apologizes.
If you've ever crashed into a wall when you were not sugar-high repost this.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was blamed.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count.)
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
I may add more things later, but right now I am tired. As you can see, I change my profile quite often. Sometimes even seven times per day, but I only write the date once. I also frequently add more words to the idiot's English dictionary, and if you want to PM me with your annoying 'ritin' after I crticize a story, feel free to, so I can add more words learnt from your dumbness.
(Credits to Mrs. Flamer for design, fucktard form and a lot of other things.)