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Joined 11-12-11, id: 3425146, Profile Updated: 01-06-14
Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, Diablo, Dragon Age, Pokémon, and Warcraft.

I am a man. I am straight. I live in a house. That's all you're getting out of me.

Note for my stories: I am NOT on a clock, as you dilligent fans know. I write at my own pace, when I feel the urge to write something. Meaning, even if you throw a hissy fit and freak out and unfavorite my stories, it's very unlikely that it will encourage me to write faster. Hell, I'll probably PM you thanking you for taking your pissy little ass away from my story and to some other unfortunate soul, because I don't want some stupid, overreacting bitch anywhere near me or my works.

Thank you for your time.

Also, I haven't beta'd much before, but I WILL do so. If you'd like to see my strengths, weaknesses, etc., look my beta profile up.

List of WIPs:

Peace is a Lie: Satele Shan is captured by Darth Vatrus. An agent and a bounty hunter are sent on an assassination mission. It's a bad summary but I'm super proud of the story itself - I hope you share my opinion of its awesomeness.

Oneshots: A series of oneshots about the various sexual endeavors of my many SWTOR alts. M cuz it's all lemons. May or may not expand on some of these ideas and make them into actual novels. (EDIT: Eeeeeugh! Don't expect this to be updated for a LONG time. Just... no.)

Now for Dragon Age! The only thing I'm doing in this section is called "Morrigan: Do's and Dont's". It's all about my most recent Warden, Aedan Cousland, and his endeavors throughout Ferelden. He likes to bring Morrigan with him when he can, and sometimes he... messes up.

And then all that other crap that we don't talk about.

Things I hate:

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why?

Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Good Lord, that always makes me so sad every time I update my profile...


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.


Assassin's Creed 2

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Assassin's Creed 3

Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag





Dragon Age: Origins

Dragon Age 2


A bunch of other random crap

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Red and Gold: The Battle of Mount Silver by Luckcu13 reviews
I've always believed that I was Gold; that I was unstoppable. But not even the best can find hell frozen over easy to climb. It doesn't matter, because I've done it. I've finally reached the top of Mt. Silver, and I've found him. The one named Red. What happened there would be the experience of a lifetime for me, and I'm about to tell you how it all went down.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
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Peace is a Lie reviews
Satele Shan is captured by Darth Vatrus. An agent and a bounty hunter are sent on an assassination mission. I suck at summaries, I know. AU, major general spoilers at the beginning of Chapter 3! You have been warned, people who get pissed at that stuff. Also, since it's AU, everything in the game happened earlier, and so Satele is around Vatrus' age, instead of, you know... 60. :D
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,007 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Satele S., Sith W.
Up On Mount Silver reviews
Red talks a bit about why he came up here, and why he doesn't intend to leave. I'm a bit dissatisfied with it, but I think you guys will like it anyway. :D
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
On Impulse reviews
Black does a lot of things on impulse, from banging incessantly on the piano to eating an entire birthday cake... made for Cheren. They've all had varied results, but his most recent, and perhaps his greatest, came today, at age 16. And it had to do with White. Chessshipping (Black X White), rated T just to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko
Morrigan: Do's and Dont's reviews
This fic follows the various things that the Warden I'm currently playing, Aedan Cousland, does throughout his adventures in Ferelden. He brings Morrigan along with him, and occasionally messes up. All about what NOT to do around a seductive Witch of the Wilds, slow romance, better summary inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Morrigan, Cousland
iTunes Song Story Challenge reviews
While Paragon of Awesomeness is away, I've decided to do this to focus my mind. You, the readers, will vote in the Review section for the song that I will write a story about based off the song. If this is popular enough, it may go on even after POA comes back. There ARE one or two M's, but I will give PLENTY warning.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012
Collision reviews
Vendamor the barbarian has destroyed Diablo and saved both Sancturay and Heaven. Now Imperius has sent him to Azeroth to face a new foe. There will be serious crap, and there will be some VEEEEEEERY mild drama, but I think it will be mostly humorous. I like to laugh, and there are so many funny ideas...
Crossover - Diablo & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Barbarian
Oneshots reviews
A series of oneshots about the various sexual endeavors of my many SWTOR alts. LEMONZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I will EVENTUALLY update this, but not for a while, cuz... well, I have better stuff to write than Kaliyo toy-screwing the femA...Oh, crap, did I type that out loud! Anyway, we'll have one for each class, and whoever u guys like the best, I'll bring back for a follow-up.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Vette
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