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Author has written 11 stories for Star Wars, Diablo, Dragon Age, Pokémon, Elder Scroll series, Fallout, and Warcraft.

I am a man. I am straight. I live in a house. That's all you're getting out of me.

Note for my stories: I am NOT on a clock, as you dilligent fans know. I write at my own pace, when I feel the urge to write something. Meaning, even if you throw a hissy fit and freak out and unfavorite my stories, it's very unlikely that it will encourage me to write faster. Hell, I'll probably PM you thanking you for taking your pissy little ass away from my story and to some other unfortunate soul, because I don't want some stupid, overreacting bitch anywhere near me or my works.

Thank you for your time.

Also, I haven't beta'd much before, but I WILL do so. If you'd like to see my strengths, weaknesses, etc., look my beta profile up.

List of WIPs:

Peace is a Lie: Satele Shan is captured by Darth Vatrus. An agent and a bounty hunter are sent on an assassination mission. It's a bad summary but I'm super proud of the story itself - I hope you share my opinion of its awesomeness.

Oneshots: A series of oneshots about the various sexual endeavors of my many SWTOR alts. M cuz it's all lemons. May or may not expand on some of these ideas and make them into actual novels. (EDIT: Eeeeeugh! Don't expect this to be updated for a LONG time. Just... no.)

Now for Dragon Age! The only thing I'm doing in this section is called "Morrigan: Do's and Dont's". It's all about my most recent Warden, Aedan Cousland, and his endeavors throughout Ferelden. He likes to bring Morrigan with him when he can, and sometimes he... messes up.

And then all that other crap that we don't talk about.

Things I hate:

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly crys

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"God, why?

Why is my life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Good Lord, that always makes me so sad every time I update my profile...

RANDOM SHIT

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.

GAMES I PLAY

Assassin's Creed 2

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

Assassin's Creed: Revelations

Assassin's Creed 3

Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag

SWTOR

WoW

Skyrim

Dishonored

Dragon Age: Origins

Dragon Age 2

Lugaru

A bunch of other random crap

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Ghosts of the Federation by SmoothPapaJ reviews
Captain Charlotte Brant has to hold her little ship and its ragtag crew together for a perilous run through Rebel space. They're the best that the Federation has to offer, which says something about the sorry state of the Federation. CHAPTER 12: Despite warnings of the ancient evil stirring there, the Kestrel arrives in the Magna Sector. As usual, everything goes to hell.
FTL - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,909 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 1/19/2014
Try Me by DalishCheese reviews
Inquisitor Lavellan and Solas attend an Orlesian play together. Naughty activities ensue. Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Solas, Lavellan] Leliana, Josephine M.
Accidentally In Love by Suilven reviews
A little spontaneity can be a good thing. Sure, it could lead to one's horrific demise, but it might also lead to something unexpectedly wonderful - like a second chance at a missed opportunity.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Cullen, Inquisitor - Complete
Nine-Tenths of the Law by Diablolita reviews
Wars leave scars. Harry and Hermione indulge their torrid affair in secret, as broken people do, although Harry's feelings for her slowly grow to bewilder them both. While Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny struggle to adapt to post-war life, they soon realize even Voldemort's death doesn't translate to a perfect world, as old bonds are tested to extremes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,657 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W.
Coping Mechanisms by Diablolita reviews
The distance from war to a happy ending is vast and ugly. Close to a year after the final battle, our heroes make their final public appearance for the wizarding press. While the world sees them as shining conquerors, they all carry darkness within them now and it manifests itself in varying, but altogether shameful ways. Rated M for sex and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,011 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
Red and Gold: The Battle of Mount Silver by Luckcu13 reviews
I've always believed that I was Gold; that I was unstoppable. But not even the best can find hell frozen over easy to climb. It doesn't matter, because I've done it. I've finally reached the top of Mt. Silver, and I've found him. The one named Red. What happened there would be the experience of a lifetime for me, and I'm about to tell you how it all went down.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Fascination by Nidoran Duran reviews
Of late, Bianca has been obsessed with White's chest, repeatedly getting caught staring at it. When White finally calls attention to it, neither expect the result.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hilda/Touko, Bianca/Bel - Complete
A Battle with a Mary-Sue by Galefire reviews
Yet another Mary-Sue has climbed Mount Silver to challenge Red with her team of immortal, fake and shiny Pokèmon, and trust me, he's had enough. So this time, things are going to be a little different. That's right, he's going to have a little fun. Two-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Red, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Truth or Dare by Suilven reviews
Elissa is struggling with her undeclared love for Alistair. Will a winter storm and a game to pass the time force her feelings out into the open?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,537 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/10/2011 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
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The Child of Wrath reviews
Years after the events of ROTHC, Vette and the LSM!Sith Warrior have a kid, but when it's discovered that she's Force-sensitive, they will do anything to stop the Sith from getting a hold of her - even giving her to the Jedi. JK, JC, SW, and Trooper spoilers ahead. T for swears and violence, may change to M later. Plenty of laughs and angst for everyone.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 11/1/2015
The Two Inquisitors reviews
Follows the story of Dragon Age: Inquisition, with one major twist: there are two Inquisitors. What is the world to make of this unlikely pair? Join them on their adventures throughout Ferelden and Orlais, fighting evil, forming friendships, falling in love, and experiencing far too much excrement for one lifetime. Swears, sass, gore, mentions of self-harm, etc. You've been warned.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,032 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Leliana, Cassandra P., OC
Cesar's Code of Honor
Cesar Morales has a very particular way of dealing with the people he encounters. Prequel to New Vegas. First chapter is short but I promise they'll get longer and ever more epic.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Published: 9/18/2015
Morrigan: Do's and Dont's reviews
This fic follows the various things that the Warden I'm currently playing, Aedan Cousland, does throughout his adventures in Ferelden. He brings Morrigan along with him, and occasionally messes up. All about what NOT to do around a seductive Witch of the Wilds, slow romance, better summary inside.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Morrigan, Cousland
The Seeker's Observations
Cassandra loved to watch him fight. Well, fight didn't really do what he did justice. Valaaras wasn't a warrior; he was a force of nature. A simple one-shot about what the Seeker has noticed about the Inquisitor. M! Qunari Inquisitor.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Cassandra P., Inquisitor, Adaar
My Papa reviews
Lucia was living on the streets, sad and mostly alone, and it looked like it would stay that way... until she met him. Rated T for planned later chapters if you guys like it.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lucia
Peace is a Lie reviews
Satele Shan is captured by Darth Vatrus. An agent and a bounty hunter are sent on an assassination mission. I suck at summaries, I know. AU, major general spoilers at the beginning of Chapter 3! You have been warned, people who get pissed at that stuff. Also, since it's AU, everything in the game happened earlier, and so Satele is around Vatrus' age, instead of, you know... 60. :D
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,007 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Satele S., Sith W.
Up On Mount Silver reviews
Red talks a bit about why he came up here, and why he doesn't intend to leave. I'm a bit dissatisfied with it, but I think you guys will like it anyway. :D
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Complete
On Impulse reviews
Black does a lot of things on impulse, from banging incessantly on the piano to eating an entire birthday cake... made for Cheren. They've all had varied results, but his most recent, and perhaps his greatest, came today, at age 16. And it had to do with White. Chessshipping (Black X White), rated T just to be safe.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko
iTunes Song Story Challenge reviews
While Paragon of Awesomeness is away, I've decided to do this to focus my mind. You, the readers, will vote in the Review section for the song that I will write a story about based off the song. If this is popular enough, it may go on even after POA comes back. There ARE one or two M's, but I will give PLENTY warning.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012
Collision reviews
Vendamor the barbarian has destroyed Diablo and saved both Sancturay and Heaven. Now Imperius has sent him to Azeroth to face a new foe. There will be serious crap, and there will be some VEEEEEEERY mild drama, but I think it will be mostly humorous. I like to laugh, and there are so many funny ideas...
Crossover - Diablo & Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Barbarian