Zweistein Viervogel
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Joined 11-12-11, id: 3425312, Profile Updated: 02-07-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.

Hi, I am Zweistein Viervogel. I am an author, an artist and a thinker.

I have far more stories I would favorite, but I keep track of those in my bookmarks, and there are too many to put in here...

Because I can't think of anything else to say, I'll put down all these cool line I found.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

I wish that there were fewer truly awesome statements (like the ones above) and fewer awesome "copy and paste lines" (like the ones below) on this website. If I copied all the ones I liked, my profile would be too big to read. If only I had some way to choose the best ones...

If you are against racism copy this to your profile. The only race is humanity.*

If you or any of your friends are insane* copy this to your profile.

If you look over others people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your, copy this to your profile.

If you do not look over others people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your, copy this to your profile.

If you look over others people's profiles, and do not copy and paste stuff onto your profile, copy this to your profile.


Human: any organism of the species Homo Sapiens Sapiens, of Tribe Hominini, of Family Hominidae, of Superfamily Hominoidea, of Suborder Anthropoidea, blah blah blah, of Kingdom Animalia, of Domain Eukarya. (well, that clearly defines humanity... Note the lack of any mention of our personalities...)

Insane: adjective

(according to google) 1. In a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill. 2. (of an action or quality) Characterized or caused by madness.

(according to dictionary.com) 1. Mentally deranged 2. Very foolish

(according to Einstein) Doing the same thing over and overagain and expecting different results.

(according to me, most accurate) unique, weird, geeky, intelligent, creative, crazy (in short: awesome)

The first sign of insanity is referring to oneself in the third person.

The other first sign of insanity is having hair growing between your fingers. ... ... ...The second sign is checking.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30085 - Favs: 16,335 - Follows: 14,438 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5249 - Favs: 3,731 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Bleached thoughts by Writing bunny reviews
Drabbles. Exploring small ideas and plotholes. Various characters. Mostly funny. Ch.160: Promotions and paperwork
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 94,152 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/17/2010
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,124 - Follows: 4,249 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2655 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5833 - Favs: 8,982 - Follows: 3,398 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Trust in God, or, The Riddle of Kyon by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
In their third and final year at North High, Kyon confronts the implications of the Riddle of Epicurus for his relationship with Haruhi.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,731 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
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Bleach: Left Out to Dry
A collection of mostly unrelated ideas and thoughts about Bleach. Most should be funny or otherwise weird. Any random Bleach idea I have will hopefully end up here, especially the good ones (hopefully only the good ones). Rated mostly for safety (this being my first original story) or possible future chapters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! Epilogue reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. — A fanfiction of a fanfiction, written to give the end of the story a greater sense of completion.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Torune - Complete
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