Author has written 13 stories for Penguins of Madagascar, Harry Potter, Pokémon, and Digimon.
Hi, I'm Totally Kowalski, or T.K for short
I have decided to write a disclaimer here so I don't have to continue writing them every time I post a story. I, Totally Kowalski do not own any book, show...etc. that I write about, no characters except my own OCs belong to me. I will inform you when I make my own characters. If any character I create seems similar to yours in name/relation/ or personality, please tell me nicely right away and I will attempt to fix it. Thank you for your patience. - T.K
Name: T.K (Tomato Ketchup. Not my real initials, I'm not telling you anything remotely close to my name.)
Real name: I am nobody, who are you? are you nobody too? (Emily Dickinson)(Ps, part of a poem by Emily Dickinson. My name is not Emily nor Dickinson)
Age: older than the youngest person and younger than the oldest person.
Address: Who are you?
… Classified: I’m leaving.
FAVORITE TV QUOTES:
Oversized sweatshirt buying daddy who just said three time academy award winning director producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, ET, Men In Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of mission impossible hunky hunk Tom Cruise say WHAT? -Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana
Her most important people. I may look familiar. But we've never met before. Not even at school or anything. Cause I'm home schooled, in Canada, where the Moose are. - Lilly Truscott/Lola, Hannah Montana
Jackson: Besides, what do you think's gonna happen? Just as the surgery's about to start, a meteor hits a bus, the bus drives into a hot dog stand, a giant neon wiener flies into the power lines, the lights go off in the operating room and the next thing you know, you're spending the rest of your life singing like Aunt Pearl after she swallowed that kazoo, remember?
Miley: Oh no! I'm not gonna be Hannah Montana again all because of a giant weiner!- Jackson and Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana
When you need help its family helping family; but when I need help, suddenly Hannah doesn't play that game.
You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini, get a free churro. - Oliver Oken
Nobody’s going anywhere, I have a whip and I have no idea how to use it. -Miley Stewart
My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet -Freddie Benson, iCarly
This pizza tastes like shoe bottom. -Spencer Shay, iCarly
I said I wanted to be girlier, not a fruit cocktail. - Sam Puckett, iCarly
It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! -Carly Shay, iCarly
I am not Toph, I am MELON LORD! -Toph, Avatar: The last Airbender
Camaraderie (POM): The start of a grand adventure of love, loss, betrayal and friendship
We are The Penguins (POM): My attempt at a human POM story. How The Penguins met and formed their group and coping with school and a secret organization.
Luna's Digital Adventure (Harry Potter/Digimon crossover): Luna Lovegood enters the Digital World a month before attending Hogwarts, follow her through adventures that save some and sacrifice others. This story will eventually be a bit AU, but I have my reasoning.
The Ketchum Curse (Pokemon):Ash began his journey six years ago when he was ten. Six years and five regions (plus the Orange Island and Whirl Cup) later, friends unite and reunite to find out why he's still 'ten'. Join Ash and his extended group as they travel the world again to aid him on his quest to become a Pokemon Master and to see what this curse is all about.
Picking up the pieces (POM story): Skipper has an accident, will the team ever be the same?
Peanut's worse day ever (POM): Crazy adventure featuring Ponytail30527's adorable minis!
Happy Grawp o'ween (Harry Potter story): Short story about what our favorite giant is up to on Halloween. Set in Harry's sixth year.
The Forest's Child (Harry Potter): What happens when a legend comes true? Who is the boy lost in the Forbidden Forest? Takes place during sixth year. Not a Hermione/OC pairing, just friendship
Draco, the Slyther-insane (Harry Potter): Did it even all exist? What if the proud pureblood family supporting the takeover of the Muggles was never real? Is Draco really just another insane patient? Or, is something dark in the works after Voldemort's downfall...
Sally-Anne's lost story (Harry Potter): Whatever happened to that student who was sorted before Harry Potter, yet she did not show up for OWL exams? This is the story of Sally-Anne Perks.
Bandage the wound (Harry Potter): Fred and George have always had an assortment of messes they get themselves into. Most of their bad wounds were able to be bandaged, a kiss from Mum and everything would be okay...but some can never be healed.
Our Summer Song! (Harry Potter): Parody of Phineas and Ferb theme song. Harry and Ron are bored and this is how they spent their summer, much to the dismay of a certain Potions Professor.
POSSIBLE EVENTUAL STORIES:
Luna's Digital Adventure 02 (Digimon/Harry Potter crossover): Follows the events after the end of Adventure 01 and will go into the final battles. Both battles with Malomyotismon and the Wizarding War's end.
(That sentence wasn't a spoiler, almost positive of it. Adventure 02 ended over ten years ago and I'm certain everyone saw the end of the war coming...unless it turned into a hundred year war like in Avatar 0.0 ...I just blew your minds...nah, not really.)