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Joined 11-12-11, id: 3425377, Profile Updated: 06-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Hart of Dixie, and Avengers.

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! HELLO ALL YOU PEOPLES!!!!! I FINALLY MANAGED TO MAKE MY E-MAIL COMPATIBLE WITH FF!!!! SO EFFING HAPPY!!!!!!!!! And if you guys really care, keep reading to find out some more about me!

LIKES: music, volleyball, reading, writing, drawing, beating my brother at Guitar Hero, piano, clarinet, Greek Food, Mexican Food, Indian Food, Italian Food, Vietnamese Food, Well just other culture's food besides American, travel, sewing, Avril Lavigne, Bowling For Soup, MOVIES!!!!!!

Dislikes- Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, plagiarism (it happened to me and it sucked!!!!), soccer, boys that use girls to make their exes jealous

Favorite Movies- Clash of the Titans (all of them), The Chronicles of Narnia (all of them), Knight and Day, Date Night, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Super 8, Indiana Jones (All of them except the Temple of Doom), Nancy Drew (Emma Roberts version), Grown Ups, National Treasure (1 and 2), The Da Vinci Code (though the book is better), Pirates Of The Caribbean (All of them), The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, The Sandlot (1st one), Bad News Bears, Miracle, Hetalia: Paint it White, Avengers (CAPTAIN AMERICA FTW)

FAVORITE ANIME QUOTES (don't be alarmed if almost all of them are from Hetalia.)

"Dude, Britain totally got a star stuck in his head, that's so bad-ass HAHAHAHA!" America, Hetalia.

" 'Sup Canadia?" America, Hetalia

"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Why do you have to be such a damn wanker?!" Chibi England, Hetalia

"Is it blowing your mind yet or what?" America, Hetalia.

"MOMMY!" Tamaki Suoh, Ouran High School Host Club

"I'M THE HERO" if you've seen hetalia, take a guess. Hint- he's said most of the quotes in this list so far.

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American Regression by TaintedLaughter reviews
What happens when one of the worlds super powers is converted to nothing more than an infant?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/4 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
A Man's Word by GoAskAlice137 reviews
Charlie Gale's life is turned upside down when her father is asked to work on a secret SHIELD project. Taken into protective custody, Charlie is thrust into a terrifying world full of superheroes, alien artifacts, and no clue who she can trust. The only thing she knows for sure: getting out is going to be one hell of a fight! Especially with Iron Man standing in the way.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,035 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Spiritual America by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Flying Mint bunny has an idea of pranking America. Except when he finds out that America can see him and will stop at nothing to make England see that America can use magic as well! However, it changes drastically when the Magic trio is bent after America to join their group! Of course, this means war! Rated T for language. Rated Awesome for Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Better Days by Lunapanda reviews
Nick Fury had definitely seen better days than this. Because of Agent Barton, there was now a teenage girl sitting in S.H.E.L.D.'s interrogation room with her baby brother. Apparently, she ran away from home. What does he do? Lets her into S.H.E.I.L.D. Yep, he had seen a lot of better days. But, the Avengers learn that maybe she isn't all that bad. Maybe she fits in well with them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F.
Bring Your Children to Work! by A Field of Starlight reviews
It's meeting time, and America somehow manages to make everyone bring their children. Let the craziness ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Lost Voice by CosmicHorse reviews
Pepper wants kids but Tony's doesn't want little kids running amuck. As a compromise, Pepper adopts a girl about to be rotated out of the system. Her name is Lithia; she doesn't speak and is incredibly shy but is brilliant. However, she is hiding a secret that can help or hinder the Avengers. Pre-Avengers to Post but Pre-IM3. Eventual Loki/OC First installment of the Voices Trilogy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,936 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Loki, OC] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Little Consequences by Lin36bffbecca reviews
America, Japan, and Canda are tired of being treated like a child when they have finally had enough...their plans don't go the way they wanted and they end up in some serious trouble. T for safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Intriguing by TheMusicalDetective reviews
It's a normal day in London when an American woman moves into a flat planning to focus on her studies at London University. However, her neighbors upstairs in 221b were not what she was expecting. Now she finds herself being pulled into a dark new world which could cost her everything. Can she make it out with an A, or even her life, when her odd neighbor finds her intriguing?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
The Moon's Outlaw by OwlNebula reviews
"Rise and rise again until lambs become lions." Nearly 100 years later, Pitch is back and is determined to bring the Guardians down once and for all. The Man in Moon has chosen a new Guardian to help kick some eyebrow missing butt, but will it be enough? T for some language. Hopefully Humorous. Enjoy! Sorry for the bad summary
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jack Frost
West Italy by lunar mischief reviews
Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,972 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 6/14/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, America
Bruises by callieandjack reviews
For Hannah Barton, the last few years of her life have been painful, but the presence and love of her father has always pulled her through. But when her father dies in a tragic accident, she is left with her estranged uncle who she has never met. Now her uncle, Clint Barton, must help her pick up the pieces of her shattered heart. Rated T just in case.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,158 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
The Profiler by SarcasticRaven reviews
"My job has never been easy. My coworkers weren't either. But apprently this 'SHIELD' needed me to 'profile' some God from who-knows-where. Doesn't help that all my new 'coworkers' were all so intimidating." Anya was never a people person,but if she wanted to help the Avengers, she had no other choice Steve/Oc
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Heroes Are Idiots, or Why I Cheer For The Villains by BroadwayNerd reviews
Short essay on our poor beleaguered Disney Villains. Originally written as an English project.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Sister of Mine by chibimaker reviews
What if Ben Gates had a little sister to come with him on the treasure hunt? Well, Letty is that sister, and with her degree in forensic science, she'll help her brother however she can to help him find the treasure. Riley/OC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Some More? by LadyTemeraire reviews
Set back when America and Canada are still very little colonies. Not content to wait for his bottle, Alfred decides to try a different option. FrUK family, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
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The PrePowers reviews
The Avengers are back, and this time as teachers. When six teens with odd powers appear, what does SHEILD do? They help them of course. It's now up to the Avengers to teach them how to control what they're capable of. Story is better than summary, please read! Rated T for cussing and religious mentions, due to observers of the Pre-Powers. Flames are welcome, but no cussing please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
South Versus West reviews
What happens when the South, aka Bluebell, Alabama, meets West, a simple teenager from Texas? What does Wade know about this mysterious Texan character? WARNING CONTAINS OC! Let me know if the character is Mary Sue, but plz no flames. Rated T for language
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Zoe H., Wade K.