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Author has written 2 stories for Hart of Dixie, and Avengers.

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! HELLO ALL YOU PEOPLES!!!!! I FINALLY MANAGED TO MAKE MY E-MAIL COMPATIBLE WITH FF!!!! SO EFFING HAPPY!!!!!!!!! And if you guys really care, keep reading to find out some more about me!

LIKES: music, volleyball, reading, writing, drawing, beating my brother at Guitar Hero, piano, clarinet, Greek Food, Mexican Food, Indian Food, Italian Food, Vietnamese Food, Well just other culture's food besides American, travel, sewing, Avril Lavigne, Bowling For Soup, MOVIES!!!!!!

Dislikes- Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, plagiarism (it happened to me and it sucked!!!!), soccer, boys that use girls to make their exes jealous

Favorite Movies- Clash of the Titans (all of them), The Chronicles of Narnia (all of them), Knight and Day, Date Night, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Super 8, Indiana Jones (All of them except the Temple of Doom), Nancy Drew (Emma Roberts version), Grown Ups, National Treasure (1 and 2), The Da Vinci Code (though the book is better), Pirates Of The Caribbean (All of them), The Lord of The Rings Trilogy, The Sandlot (1st one), Bad News Bears, Miracle, Hetalia: Paint it White, Avengers (CAPTAIN AMERICA FTW)

FAVORITE ANIME QUOTES (don't be alarmed if almost all of them are from Hetalia.)

"Dude, Britain totally got a star stuck in his head, that's so bad-ass HAHAHAHA!" America, Hetalia.

" 'Sup Canadia?" America, Hetalia

"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Why do you have to be such a damn wanker?!" Chibi England, Hetalia

"Is it blowing your mind yet or what?" America, Hetalia.

"MOMMY!" Tamaki Suoh, Ouran High School Host Club

"I'M THE HERO" if you've seen hetalia, take a guess. Hint- he's said most of the quotes in this list so far.

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A Dreadful Secret by Clara-Ragno reviews
Lithuania has been keeping a secret about America since the Great Depression. He promised the young country that he will never speak a word about it. But will his habit of talking in his sleep break that promise? One single slip up and everyone wants to figure out what the secret is. Will this slip up ruin the United States of America? (Nyotalia and various pairings)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,270 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/29/2014 - America
Extended Family by avengerteam reviews
Katie was being attacked in an alley. Rescued, she was taken to Stark towers, where she meets all the Avengers. They learn about her life and her dreams - and they become the family she never had.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,305 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 12/23/2014
Canada-centric Rare Pairs by Calistrophia reviews
For all of your rare/crack Canada pairings everyone loves! For the people that want to go against the popular pairings, and get a taste of the true Canadian spirit! Rated T for attempted limes, innuendos, and yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,052 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/20 - Canada
Tangled Red Threads by Patient Harmony reviews
France has always been able to see the red string of fate. But many have gotten tangled with each other. With the help of Monaco and Picardy, he's attempting to get the right people together. Random pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 25,541 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 2/13 - France, Monaco, Picardy - Complete
Dance 101 by Twisted-Web-Tales reviews
The one where each Nation tries to teach Australia how to dance! He's completely rhythmless and utterly unprepared for the upcoming 'World Ball'. Can he learn to shake it in enough ways to impress!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/8 - England/Britain, America, Spain, Australia
The Avengers: A Man's Word by GoAskAlice137 reviews
Charlie Gale's life is turned upside down when her father is asked to work on a secret SHIELD project. Taken into protective custody, Charlie is thrust into a terrifying world full of superheroes, alien artifacts, and no clue who she can trust. Only one thing is certain: getting out is going to be a hell of a fight! Especially with the Avengers standing in the way. *UPDATED*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,351 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Greek Water by abeautifullymadwriter reviews
I didn't expect any of this. Getting caught up with secret government agencies, moving in with celebrities, befriending gods - none of that was part of the plan. Even that time I got mistaken for a reporter. Or when I broke into a circus. Or when I had found myself in another world. Oh, and who forget when I fell in love? I just wanted to go out rollerblading.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 127,208 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Ivan and Amelia, Sitting in a Tree by blommabelle reviews
America is difficult to deal with. Russia is difficult to deal with. It's a match made in Heaven! Or Hell, possibly. A series of one-shots focusing on Russia and fem!America and their relationship. Russia/fem!America mostly with other hints of different pairings thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [America, Russia]
Loyal Lifestyles of a World Academy Teenager by xXLadyDecemberXx reviews
World Academy isn't like any other prep school in the district. It was home to the high class teens of Hetalia City who come from their rich families and nice homes to attend. Though, their pampered lifestyles didn't prepare them for this kind of fate. When tragedy strikes, what will our students do to get by on their own? AU. -SYOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/20/2014
Farm Heroes by Semperfigal08 reviews
Or Adventures on Clint's farm...in which Reagan Barton doesn't want the Avengers to come, Tony buys a ranch, Bruce rides a horse, Natasha feels threatened and Steve...falls in love?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/29 - Captain America/Steve R., OC
Lost Voice by CosmicHorse reviews
Pepper wants kids but Tony's doesn't want little kids running amuck. As a compromise, Pepper adopts a girl about to be rotated out of the system. Her name is Lithia; she doesn't speak and is incredibly shy but is brilliant. However, she is hiding a secret that can help or hinder the Avengers. Pre-Avengers to Post but Pre-IM3. Eventual Loki/OC First installment of the Voices Trilogy
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,139 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Loki, OC] Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
To Our Dear Nations by fanofmusic9292 reviews
Ever wondered what your favorite nations are up to? Have you wanted to ask them something, or even just say hello? Perhaps now is your chance, if you'd like. The nations have decided that they would like you, the reader, to send them letters of virtually anything and everything. You can ask any one of them, and they will be sure to answer you right away! Care to send one ?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 26,013 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/30/2014
Assigned Partners by Dianthus Caryophyllus reviews
Berwald Oxenstierna and Amelia F. Jones are assigned to work on a major project together. Friendship, healing, fluff, and romance ensues. As does gossip. A lot of it. High school AU featuring Fem!America, SpeechImpaired!Sweden, and the FACE family.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/20
Stateside Chaos by urufushinigami reviews
After telling America he'd never be a good parent the countries learn of the states. If the situation wasn't so bad they'd laugh at the irony. Too bad the situation is that bad; America is missing. Feel free to submit state designs. Parings up to reviews.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/16/2014 - America, Canada
Bruises by callieandjack reviews
For Hannah Barton, the last few years of her life have been painful, but the presence and love of her father has always pulled her through. But when her father dies in a tragic accident, she is left with her estranged uncle who she has never met. Now her uncle, Clint Barton, must help her pick up the pieces of her shattered heart. Rated T just in case.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 106,775 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
West Italy by lunar mischief reviews
Feliciano and Lovino realize they have a younger brother and must nurture him into a proper Italian. Warning: typical Italian antics and a very confused America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,984 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, America
The Adventures of a Sociopath and his Power-hungry Father by Merwholocked628 reviews
Sherlock was 6 years old the first time he met his father. It was midnight and a strange man had waved him down to the garden. And what do you know this man turned out to be Loki, the God of Mischief himself. Now 22 years later Sherlock needs his father's help unfortunately Loki is imprisoned in SHIELD. Will Galaga be involved? Will Sherlock be so annoying he gets himself arrested?
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Sherlock H., Loki - Complete
American Regression by TaintedLaughter reviews
What happens when one of the worlds super powers is converted to nothing more than an infant?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Spiritual America by Invisibleamericanburgers reviews
Flying Mint bunny has an idea of pranking America. Except when he finds out that America can see him and will stop at nothing to make England see that America can use magic as well! However, it changes drastically when the Magic trio is bent after America to join their group! Of course, this means war! Rated T for language. Rated Awesome for Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,261 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 4/19/2013 - England/Britain, America
Better Days by Lunapanda reviews
Nick Fury had definitely seen better days than this. Because of Agent Barton, there was now a teenage girl sitting in S.H.E.L.D.'s interrogation room with her baby brother. Apparently, she ran away from home. What does he do? Lets her into S.H.E.I.L.D. Yep, he had seen a lot of better days. But, the Avengers learn that maybe she isn't all that bad. Maybe she fits in well with them.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F.
Bring Your Children to Work! by A Field of Starlight reviews
It's meeting time, and America somehow manages to make everyone bring their children. Let the craziness ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,447 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
Little Consequences by Lin36bffbecca reviews
America, Japan, and Canda are tired of being treated like a child when they have finally had enough...their plans don't go the way they wanted and they end up in some serious trouble. T for safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - England/Britain, America
Intriguing by TheMusicalDetective reviews
It's a normal day in London when an American woman moves into a flat planning to focus on her studies at London University. However, her neighbors upstairs in 221b were not what she was expecting. Now she finds herself being pulled into a dark new world which could cost her everything. Can she make it out with an A, or even her life, when her odd neighbor finds her intriguing?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Mrs. Hudson
The Moon's Outlaw by ProcrastinatorandLazyBoy reviews
"Rise and rise again until lambs become lions." Nearly 100 years later, Pitch is back and is determined to bring the Guardians down once and for all. The Man in Moon has chosen a new Guardian to help kick some eyebrow missing butt, but will it be enough? T for some language. Hopefully Humorous. Enjoy! Sorry for the bad summary
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Jack Frost
The Profiler by SarcasticRaven reviews
"My job has never been easy. My coworkers weren't either. But apprently this 'SHIELD' needed me to 'profile' some God from who-knows-where. Doesn't help that all my new 'coworkers' were all so intimidating." Anya was never a people person,but if she wanted to help the Avengers, she had no other choice Steve/Oc
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Captain America/Steve R.
Heroes Are Idiots, or Why I Cheer For The Villains by BroadwayNerd reviews
Short essay on our poor beleaguered Disney Villains. Originally written as an English project.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Sister of Mine by chibimaker reviews
What if Ben Gates had a little sister to come with him on the treasure hunt? Well, Letty is that sister, and with her degree in forensic science, she'll help her brother however she can to help him find the treasure. Riley/OC
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,481 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Please, Sir, May I Have Some More? by LadyTemeraire reviews
Set back when America and Canada are still very little colonies. Not content to wait for his bottle, Alfred decides to try a different option. FrUK family, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
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The PrePowers reviews
The Avengers are back, and this time as teachers. When six teens with odd powers appear, what does SHEILD do? They help them of course. It's now up to the Avengers to teach them how to control what they're capable of. Story is better than summary, please read! Rated T for cussing and religious mentions, due to observers of the Pre-Powers. Flames are welcome, but no cussing please!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,403 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
South Versus West reviews
What happens when the South, aka Bluebell, Alabama, meets West, a simple teenager from Texas? What does Wade know about this mysterious Texan character? WARNING CONTAINS OC! Let me know if the character is Mary Sue, but plz no flames. Rated T for language
Hart of Dixie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Zoe H., Wade K.