TheLonelyTimeLord
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Joined 11-13-11, id: 3426876, Profile Updated: 02-07-12
Author has written 3 stories for Warriors, Doctor Who, and DragonFable.

I'm a person who writes fanfic. I'm a guy. Yes, male fanfic writers do indeed exist. Perhaps our numbers aren't as plentiful as the female fic writers, but we exist. I have a friend on here somewhere, and we'll probably write a few things together. We may, at times, parody each others' work. We're like that. Believe it or not, this friend is female and we are merely friends. No, she is not my girlfriend. In all actuality, she'd probably kill you if you suggested it. Well, not kill. Perhaps maim instead. She's more like my sister than anything. She's like my super-awesome sister I never had, because my real sister sucks. But for the last couple of years my sister and I have dressed up as Rin and Len Kagamine for Halloween, and it's all cool.

As you can see, I write fanfic. Writing-wise, I'll do just about anything. I have my preferences- I don't do well in fluff, I've never been good at that- but there's really very little I won't do. I'll even write slash and yaoi. I know, weird for a guy, right? And before you wonder, yes, I am straight. Yes, you read that right: a straight guy who not only writes fanfic but will also write slash fanfic? Unheard of! However, I won't read just ANYTHING. I don't like just plain BAD fics and I hate Mary-Sues and undeveloped characters. I also hate inconsistent stories. If you can't form a solid, coherent, consistent story you're not ready to publish your work.

Okay, me as a person: I'm kind of laid back. I'll let some stuff slide, but I'm not going to let anyone walk all over me. I'm like a sleeping cobra, just waiting to strike! Not really, I'm more like a lazy cat that refuses to move from your laundry basket. Except, with less shedding. I'm pretty sure I don't have fur, either.

Okay, so, my name is... I'm not telling. I like Doctor Who (hence the username) and gaming. Well, not so much the gaming anymore. I'm kinda out of that. I mostly just listen to music and watch TV now. I like Animal Planet. I'm an animal person, animals just love me. Like, if I'm walking down the street cats will follow me everywhere. It's weird.

Um... What do I look like? Um, I have long black hair- it's all curly-ish and shiny. I have brown eyes. They're awesome. All the best people have brown eyes. I'm tall, I guess, and skinny. Uh, I get mistaken for a girl a lot.

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When The Joker's Wild by The Histrionic Catatonic reviews
The Joker has just escaped from Arkham and teams up with Dr. Jonathan Crane to bring Gotham to its knees. This is Joker/Scarecrow slash.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,019 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Joker, J. Crane
A Through Z With Dragon Fable by Ashes From Ashes reviews
A series of drabbles, mostly humor and parody, going through the alphabet and back again, and then going through it again for good measure. Rated T for safe-T.
DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011
Female of the Species by Bella The Strange reviews
The TARDIS decides she has enough fuel for one more little trip before insisting on taking the Doctor and Martha to Cardiff for a pit-stop. That one little change will affect so much. Female!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,718 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Ink Warriors: The Two Suethors by Velvet Nights and Satin Skies reviews
Daphne and Tolkien are on a suicidal mission to find the elusive Manuscript. Melody an Madison are planning a rebellion in Isengard. Meanwhile, Michael and Isabella are trying to save what remains of the story with the broken Fellowship. Book Two: ON HIATUS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,796 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Arthur's Apology by dharmaharker reviews
Arthur and Lucy have hit a rift in their relationship. She's undead now and he's not into that. Like a gentleman, he must apologize at a safe distance. One-shot. Please read & review!
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Arthur Holmwood/Lord Godalming, Lucy Westenra - Complete
Forever by StolenSapphires reviews
"Forever. That was how long they were supposed to be together." Drabble, really short, not that great, etc. Excuse stupid title. Still a bit OOC, I'm not quite used to writing fan fiction yet. I'm new at this, give me a break. READ AND REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
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This Has To End reviews
A mage stands before Sepulchure beside his big-shot hero sister, who is determined to end the conflict between Sepulchure and Lore with the DoomKnight's death. Only Adriano is mine. Arianna, Beatrix, Luna, and Ivanna belong to SweetSylvia13.
DragonFable - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Adventurer, Sepulchure - Complete
Forever Alone reviews
Angst. Very angsty. Ten/Rose angst. Oneshot. Very sad. From the Doctor's perspective, on how he always ends up alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Loss of a Heart reviews
Little Scourge drabble. Not much too it, just a little thing that's been running in my head for a bit now.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Scourge - Complete