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Joined 02-13-03, id: 342692
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
here are some things about me you need to know:

1)i am exremely sarcastic
2)i love parodies
3)i love romances more
4)i dont believe flames are necessary unless the story really just bites the dust (unless i am in the flaming mood...AH I LOVE BEING A HYPOCRITE!)
5)i am female (hence the sympathy, see above)
7)i HaTe WhEn PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs...UrGh
8)i ALSO HATE it when people use all this internet slang, such as: "so ya i wuz lyk @ da muvyz wit mi frenz c'n skul of rok wen deez guyz wuz all hay nd me nd mi chics wuz lyk wutz^ nd da guyz is all lyk wana go 2 prty nd we wuz all lyk hellz ya so den wez wnt nd the guyz thot dat song sed mi ice creem shake sted of mi milkshake nd day had lyk all da leerics rong nd it wuz sooooo funnay!" urgh i hate that and its really hard to type and now i have a headache grr...i especially HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE LIKE THAT IN STORIES I REFUSE TO READ A STORY I PRACTICALLY HAVE TO DECIPHER!!
9)¡Soy muy perezosa a veces!
10)¡Me encanta comer mucho guisantes, jamon, huevos, uvas, naranjas, y hamberguesas!
11)¡Tambien, me encanta beber jugo de naranja, agua, leche, refresco y gaseosas!

now, I've got a few questions to ask you!

1)¿Como te llamas?
2)¿Quien eres tu?
3)¿Eres tu caliente?
4)¿Por que eres tu grande?
5)¿Donde eres?
6)¿Te gusta comer mas unos zanahorias, unos guisantes, o una manzana?
7)¿Te gusta beber mas refrescos, gaseosas, o agua?

¡Si, yo hablo espanol! ¿Y tu? If you do, IM me!!
well you can anyway i guess ;)

ANYWHO, I LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM AND TOM FELTON!!!! they are both major sexy MWAHAHAHA!! my best friend and I have an evil plan that we are gonna steal the POA from Warner Bros. cuz we cant wait until June to see it!

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`v` Dreams*of*Draco

Oh my "haysoos"! The TFB is closed die motherfuckers who closed it. Urgh.

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Merlin, Not Another Cliché! by The Dying Duck reviews
A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Yes, Master Malfoy by HPF88 reviews
Ginny needs a job. As she was reading the new paper she stubbles across an add for a maid job, posted by Julie Baker. Mrs. Baker needs an extra maid for her grandson who will be living with her for the summer. Who is her grandson? The one and only Dra
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,241 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Diaries of a MarySue Author by Sharap'n reviews
People just don't realise how revolting MarySues are. Will soon be rewritten and reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,974 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Soulless by Apolla2 reviews
I have a heart, I have a soul, and yes, you stereotyping gits, I want love more than you could ever know. My name is Pansy Parkinson, and I want the love of someone I can’t have. Read, review, enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,666 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Draco M.
Double Darkness by Blaise-666 reviews
A new student at Hogwarts might be stuck with Draco for a lot longer than she bargained for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Draco M.
Fallen by Shire.Conspire reviews
Pansy Parkinson doesn't get much to say about anything. She's just your average bad-egg Jane with a heart of stone. But what does this cold-blooded girl have to say when her own heart is melted by the Prince of the Dark Draco Malfoy? Enter the world of
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Draco M.
Got a MALFOY as my SEX TOY by Minerva McTabby reviews
Parody of "There's a WOCKET in my POCKET" by Dr. Seuss. A celebration of Slytherin sexuality, written in honor of the Slytherin Fuh-Q Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
Oh No! Not Another Bad RHr Romance! by FishOutOfWater reviews
A parody of poorly written, cliche Ron/Hermione romances. Also pokes a bit of fun at Draco/Harry on the side. Dedicated to both H/Hr fans and any 'shipper who hates cliche romance tales!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The real draco malfoy by Sevi Snape reviews
its a parody of the real song, this version is better though. he he he. i like it even if i doesn't scan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Draco M.
Wager by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...Draco stumbles on an illegal poker game. He'll keep the secret if they deal him in. Will he lose his heart? EXTREME FLUFF WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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At LastA Parody reviews
Parody of different overused pairings in each chapter. CLICHES INSIDE! PG for "light" language and "nonfat" sexual situations. Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 2/13/2003
Anything But Little Miss Perfect reviews
Not your everyday Mary Sue. She has flaws, problems, and is NOT in love with Draco Malfoy and he is NOT in love with her…yet. Her slow and painful progression from hating to loving our famous—or infamous as you might call him—Slytherin. Rating for l
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Draco M.