Ramona Flours
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Joined 11-13-11, id: 3427226, Profile Updated: 11-29-14
Author has written 1 story for One Piece.

Name: Not Ramona, or Flours, but you can call me either of those if you would like (or literally whatever else you want to call me anything that make you comfortable even call me like Spinach or something if you really want except no not really don't it's a disgusting vegetable)

By the way, yes, I know it's spelled Flowers, but I spelled it Flours on purpose

Age: Don't go there

Occupation: Student/Singer/Writer/Badass

Location: New York - the greatest city in the world!

Fandoms: (Not in order of preference - I love all my babies equally)

One Piece

Supernatural

Sherlock

Harry Potter

Invader Zim

Merlin

Ouran High School Host Club

ironically enough not really Scott Pilgrim

Why is your profile picture a cow? I felt it most accurately described me. A stuffed cow on Manhattan beach, watching the sunset, just before it fell onto the rocky shore below where my dad had to climb over the fence to rescue it. Take from that what you will.

Why are you writing this when you haven't posted anything yet? Because I WILL post something, okay? Gosh. So nosy.
UPDATE: I've actually posted one story. Go me. UPPERDATE: I'm working on a whole bunch of stuff, I promise. My next fic will likely be another One Piece or Merlin.

Feel free to PM me directly for anything! About any fic that I have or haven't posted (I will most GLADLY accept a prompt if I think I can pull it off), any personal questions you're curious about, or even if you just need someone to talk to :)

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Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
Sure Got a Dirty Mouth by Justine Samulet Delarge reviews
Ever wonder how Dean started talking dirty? Its genesis is here, in the way Sam and Dean first let their feelings for each other become physical. Legal-age-of-consent Wincest. Sam/Dean, talking dirty, infinitely tender love, and an actual plot that develops into a nail-biting narrative. WARNINGS: Non-graphic torture, PTSD, brief anti-gay violence, spoilers for Seasons 1-6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 101 - Words: 338,495 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W.
Twain by artemis-nz reviews
Misaki, Akihiko, and a mirror. Usami/Misaki. Lemon.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2014 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
The Meaning Of A Dream by Hayakaze.Ace reviews
What does Pirate King mean, really? Ch:3:-Smart-: Because he wasn't stupid.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Letters from Dr Malfeasant by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Untitled Fluff by aechfic reviews
It's just another one of those days when everyone's bored out of their minds, yet doing anything constructive seems like too much of an effort... Fluffy one-shot, LuZoLu, possible spoilers for post-time skip. Pending title.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Possibilities by deadhemoglobin reviews
Zoro doesn't go to clubs anymore so how in the hell does he wake up to a naked stranger in his bed? LuZo. AU. Read at your own risk.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Red Velvet by Emo Fox reviews
The destruction of Earth is finally at hand. Zim has big plans for himself, plans that just might cost him everything. Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dib, Zim
Sleeper Agent by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,153 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
Light Up by cupidity11 reviews
The only person he ever cared about is dying and Zim wants to go with him. -ZaDr-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Awakening by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gimme! by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
ZaDR. If you don't like yaoi, don't read. Zim is suddenly interested in human affection and only has one thing to demand of Dib. Gimme. Dib is jumping, literally, at the sound of Zim's command. But is this 'gimme' game as simple as it sounds?
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,656 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scribble by Emo Fox reviews
Zim is caught doodling in class. minorZaDr/Ficlet
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Hammered Gold by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. Harry is assigned to watch Draco as part of his Auror training. The more he watches, the more he learns. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One Harry Potter, Please by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,269 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Beautiful Thing by Taisi reviews
His smile never faltered. "He promised. He promised he'd come back for me." ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Purr by KivaEmber reviews
Tester fic. Luffy heard Zoro purr. Zoro denies it, obviously. ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Pretend Preformance by KivaEmber reviews
AU ONESHOT. The fangirls were driving Raito insane, and his only salvation was to pretend to go out with his sort-of-friend, Ryuuzaki Hideki. Unfortunately, Raito discovered that he was just trading one Hell for another. LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Final Betrayal by AstroKender reviews
Finding One Piece, the Straw Hats leave the Grand Line and return to the the East Blue. But history seems determined to repeat itself, and for the second time in twenty five years Loguetown finds itself hosting the trial of Pirate King. Now Complete!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,487 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
How To Calm a Captain by FenMoon reviews
Luffy is naturally energetic, so naturally the Straw Hat pirates all have their own ways of calming him down. Some work better than others. ZoLu lite.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life in Technicolor by Heart in a Headlock reviews
Because Luffy made everything colorful; and Garp was trying to take that away. ZoLu
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Ginger Snaps by His Spectacles reviews
Ron graces with his thoughts about Harry and Malfoy dating. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy: A Vampire by faithwood reviews
Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surprised By Joy by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, ignores epilogue. Harry is surprised when Draco Malfoy appears at Ron and Hermione's wedding, but not as surprised as he's going to be. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Building With Worn Out Tools by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 129,552 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,152 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kisses and Violence by Xx.Toxic.Little.KisseS.xX reviews
I'm completely in love with Zim's kisses and violence [zadr] [violence, angst, etc]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Not a Knot by Chibimono Akuno reviews
Boredom finds Luffy with a red string pulled from his shirt, and he and Zoro in knots... or are they knots? [ZoLu shounen ai]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Good Hair Day by Chibimono Akuno reviews
When Luffy's hat slips off, his nakama like to tease his hair. He doesn't mind what the others do, but he likes it best when Zoro touches his hair. [ZoLu shounen ai]
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Heroics by Constable Remington reviews
AU ZoLu, this is a short about Zoro finding his own way to deal with something he never thought could happen to him.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Lampyridae reviews
Zoro's in love with his captain and (not really) happy to keep that bottled inside him until the end of time. Trust the damn cook to butt into his life to play matchmaker of all things. Zolu/Luzo
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete