Author has written 10 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Homestuck, X-overs, Mulan, Kane Chronicles, and Maximum Ride.
I think my friends were normal until I got to them... One, I introduced to fan fiction, and the others just seem to get weirder in my presence... O.o
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), ArtemisApollo97 (England), water6631 (America), theguynamedNico (South Korea), TeamCudgee (AUSTRALIA for the win), Emmaline Haesel (American),
So, guys, if you even bother to read my profile, my updates will be sporadic and random, if at all, so I'm sorry.
IDK what 2 put here, ..um, so : hi?
My poll will be closed by July 15th, so vote now, please! It is for my story, "1, 2, 3, Why Aren't You With Me?" I am extending this
Random Comment(posted every time I remember): "Lead me not into temptation... I can find it on my own"
I didn't loose my brain, I sold it on Ebay! *smiles happily* (Damn straight! And the zombie who bought it wanted his money back!) ((I didn't give him his cash refund! Hehehe, good thing he was out in Texas))
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers/skills
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (politely)
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I am a Daughter of Athena, the Minor Goddess of Books, a half- Greek God Time Lord, and am married to the Doctor (take that, River Song!), Harry Potter's twin sister and many other things
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (Lol)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign copy this into your profile!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer. (This one's for you, Pop-pop!)
If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile. (Sadly, many times... Especially at school. Sad I know.)
If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough, real girls are ignored then copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:
Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones
The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
Children of rival gods can fall in love.
No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
Math teachers really are evil.
Set's secret name is Evil Day.
It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
Elvis was a magician. No, really.
Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
Hieroglyphics are fun to read.
A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.
Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. Yup. I think that much. :P
8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9. Seen it all, done it all, bought the t-shirt, lost the hat, lived to tell the tale, and can't remember most of it.
10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Guns or swords?
11. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.(Oohh, no Cybermen, right?)
12. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographic-ally challenged.
14. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
16. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
17. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
18. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
19. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
20. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
21. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
22. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
23. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
24. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
25. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
26. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
27. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
28. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
29. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
30. Shin: A device for finding furniture
31. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
32. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
33. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
34. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
35. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
36. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
37. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
38. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people. Might kill some from fright but not many others.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
When your are in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "dang that was fun!"
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. (Anyone get the number of that bus that hit me? Or was it life again? Or maybe the TARDIS?)
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (Like TARDISes!)
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... But it still sank!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Oh, just come back! I'm sorry okay?)
God created man-THEN had a better idea! ('Course He did, there are women in this world, aren't there?)
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history (Damn straight!)
Your year book picture still haunts me. (O.o)
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.(WTH? I still don't understand why everyone listens to them religiously.)
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours.
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Hypocrites.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I DON'T obsess! I think intensely...and like all the time
Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach!
How to slam a revolving door: Shove it in the direction it's not spinning, then stomp off. Nobody said the door actually had to STOP MOVING or make a loud noise.
How to nail Jello to a wall: put a hot glue gun in it, then let 'er rip. It'll turn hard, but as long as it's flat, go grab the nails.
The answer to life, the universe, and just about everything: 42 (I haven't even seen that movie... YET.)
I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your wall (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart(bad choice).
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in God.
Okay, um, I want to put something about Doctor Who, 'cause I just recently fell in love with it. ('Bout sometime 2013)
Ok, so I'm gonna vent my feelings about how they dealt with Rose, so its like, "Okay, so you love the Doctor, great, yeah we're gonna shove you off in Pete's World, and when the meta-crisis clone is created, you aren't important enough to have the real Doctor, so here, take this clone as the consolation prize and deal with him, he's too violent." Right, so the doctor and Rose are in love, they shove Rose in Pete's World and marry the Doctor off to River Song, then kill him off. Wow, what do they have against Rose and the Doctor? Seriously? It really pisses me off, they make it seem like a genuine Rose/10 pairing, push her into the closed off parallel world, and give the Doctor a wife he can't even meet in the right order. I kinda like Rose/11 as well now.
I might put the weirdest of, stuff, here so don't blame me. I'm not entirely sure if I am sane or insane, so, yeah.
Never leave your profile logged in on a computer used by others. XD Catherine Tyler here. PAYBACK! BJ (She thinks that is a smirk and sunglasses emoji...)
I need to do an overhaul of my profile, it literally has nothing useful on here... Oh, wait... In that case, it might be perfect! Nah, I'm still going to clean it up, it's bothering me.
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