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Joined 02-13-03, id: 342762
Author has written 6 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter.
Real name: Alexander
Nationality: American
Country: Australia
Age:I shall not tell
Favorite books: Discworld, The Elenium
Favorite VG characters: Link (Legend 0f Zelda), Sonic (Sonic), Mewtwo(PokemonNot because I like Pokemon, I just like Mewtwo's power. Pehaps better would be saying I like Mewtwo the way he is in Super Smash Bros. Melee), Claire Redfield(Resident Evil), Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)
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I should tell you a bit about myself. I like humour, and writing stories.My favorite things to write are action and adventure. What I am best at writing, though, is humor and romance, as I have been told several times. Which is odd, because everyone who knows me well say's I am incredibly cynical.

One of my least favorite things is that insiduos scourge of Fanfiction.Net. Yaoi. Yuri. Shounen-Ai. Shoujo-Ai. Slash. Call it what you will, I don't write it, I don't read it, I don't like it. All yaoi on this site should be made R, if it is to stay. There are too many people on this site who can't understand japanese, and people who write yaoi seem for some reason to enjoy posting it as PG-13. No, I'm not homophobic, before you ask. But, there are rules for a reason, and that reason is the protection of the young. Here in the SSBM section, we have lost a writer because of it, and we may lose more.

Stories I've created:

Pathways of Fate

Set after the Tournament, Marth has married Zelda. His bliss is suddenly shattered when a ghost from the past destroys his home and kingdom. Now he and a band of friends must save the universe from Ganon and his horrific minions. My oldest, and according to my hitcount monitor, my most popular work. Though, since hardly anyone reviews, I think my hitcount monitor is faulty. I hope my hitcount monitor is faulty.

A Familiar Stranger

You've heard the saying, curiosity killed the cat? Well, in this story, pride made Roy into a girl! How can Roi cope? I would claim this is a parody of the yaoi writers, but I would much rather have someone else do it for me. So, in a quote from a review by one of the best SSBM authors here...

"Link, King of Rogues 2003-06-29 3 Signed
That's a nice response to all the yaoi-writers out there. As long as it doesn't have male/male or female/female relationships in it, then it's ok in my book.

This story's idea isn't original, but it's truly unique. (Remember: If you ever decide to turn Roi back into Roy, then avoid the shounen-ai trap)"

Ah, simple praise.

Pirate's Problem: I believe most strongly that FF.Net needs more Wind Waker stories. So this is my first. There will be 9 chapters, each about one of the pirates' solution to the break up between Link and Tetra. In the tradition of The Lord of The Rings trilogy, a sequel is already under way.

The Wind Waker Survey: Is never to be spoken of again.

To Fight The Darkness: Link has always considered himself to be a true hero. But as of late, he's felt his anger start to take control of him. But he can keep it under control... can't he?

My stories are down there. Please Read, and then review. Flames allowed. I actuallly encourage them. They're funny. And, I accept anonymous reviews, so there is no excuse to not say anything about them! Especially flames, for what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger, and so I will become strong enough to go to the flamer's houses and smack them against something hard.

As of late, I have been inactive. This is sorely remiss on my part, and I apologise greatly for this failure on my part. Don't worry, activity will begin to increase...

it has to, you know?

Also, I've changed around my pen name, because I feel it's time for a change. Rest assured I've improved during my absence. Let's get some work done.

Tide of Destiny by Slide reviews
What's a Bhaalspawn thief to do when he finds himself in Athkatla with a handful of allies, a kidnapped foster-sister to rescue, and a refusal to work with either the Shadow Thieves or Bodhi? COMPLETE
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 149 - Words: 290,265 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 5/13/2002 - Complete
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Desperado's Dilemma reviews
The long awaited sequel to Pirate's Problem! Join our friendly neighbourhood pirates as they visit exotic locales, meet interesting people, and keep Link and Tetra from having a fight over who gets to wear the big hat.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Tetra, Link
Pirates Problem reviews
Link and Tetra have a falling out, and the pirates take it upon themselves to bring them back together. As always in my fics, many painful things happen to all concerned. Read and Review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,012 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Tetra, Link
To Fight the Darkness reviews
Into even the brightest soul darkness will seep in. When you look into the mirror, what is it that you see looking back?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 10/25/2003
A Familiar Stranger reviews
Sometimes, the one you're looking for is where you least expect her Now Completed
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,861 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
Pathways of Fate reviews
Pathways of Fate: In this chapter, Saria and Ness grow much closer while on the run from the pursuing evil. Also, the Pokemon Crew are heard from once again. But the first part's the real chapter. Please R&R.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,815 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/7/2003
Why I do what I do
Draco Malfoy speaks out on his emnity for Harry Potter, revealing a side rarely seen...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Draco M.
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