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Author has written 9 stories for Castle.
I love the colors dark blue and bright red everything else is okay i guess I mostly write for Castle, NCIS, SVU, and Bones but because i write all my stories on paper then type them (i type like a sloth) it takes me forever to post. Sorry. With life we can never write as much as we like so don't expect updates to often.
If you are Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (yea, so much its sad)
If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile
If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Copy and paste this if you have an emotional break down every day because of sha girl probs, bonus points if you understand me :P
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!
42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
List 10 of your favorite Characters. Now fill in all the blanks.
9.Montgomery (i miss him)
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens
3 and 4 start making out and 8 akwardly leaves after stealing a vase. (Wait what? :O)
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 5 has to go 9 is his boss.
3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?
I choose both!!! But 1 first hahaha.
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
EWWWWW INCEST. Josh would be like "Yeah now Kate will stop screaming his name during sex!"
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Esposito falls in love with Alexis and Gates is Jealous, that is just messed up.
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Lanie jumps me in an alleyway? No one would save me everyone is scared of Lanie on a rampage.
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Haha nothing, Kate's badass she can do anything she wants.
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Espo has to marry either Lanie, Mongomery, or Gates? hahaha
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's r/elease. What is it?
Ha Martha kidnaps Rick, I think thats impossible.
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
BOTH!!! I totally want to meet both, Stana Katic and Molly Quin.
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
'Cause Lanie's a hard core Caskett shipper and Josh is starting to feel the pressure.
13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?
No one gangs up on Javi unless they wanna face the wrath of Kate. NO ONE MESSES WITH JAVI!!!
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Martha has a crazy outgoing personality and Alexis has to live with her every day.
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Josh is telling a story? Did the Docter take the wrong drugs?
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Kate cannot bear to see her boyfriend and true love get married, so she's late.
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Were all singing. Loudly.
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
I murdered someone haha.
21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Nothing. It's double illegal to murder a cop. Even Beckett couldn't get him out of that.
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?
After Castle went ape shit, six would be totally selfless and say that one and 2 should be together, one and six are debating who should die when 2 saves both of them.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Haha Is it boot camp?
27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Two says "Oh My God, you've picked up my talent for writing i love you so much. Are you trying to get over Josh? Oh, that's steamy you must really hate him."
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
They leave the woods for some KFC!!!
30) 1 and 2 are getting married what's 4's reaction?
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
Some quotes from my FAVORITE teacher haha.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice. ( Yes that was from Hairspray. )
Yes the hand motions are stupid if we do them faster they will look better. (HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA)
MANCINI and BOYS! i know, your eyes are everywhere look here. (haha)
KLING GLOCKEN!!!! (yeah!)
Roll your head in a nice big ciwcle.
If i didn't teach you girls i would be an impressionist.
(After an impressive performance of Ave Maria) "I could be making thousands of dollars else where, this is why i stay."
Yep i teach her, and she's a sophomore.
Is there anything you can't do?
You want me to do it? Alright fine. (Puts palm right up to your face brushing your nose.) "BEEPBOOP" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If you know this hysterical teacher PM me. :D
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