Wheatley Laboratories
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Joined 11-14-11, id: 3430445, Profile Updated: 04-04-15
Author has written 18 stories for Portal, and WALL-E.

here, ye shall find weird robot porn with plot (and a few other epic adventures, too)

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Portal: Love as a Construct by iammemyself reviews
After Portal 2, GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error and revelations, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. And with that on their side, they can do just about anything... maybe even save the world. Chassis only. Feel free to start reading wherever you like.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 373,421 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Caroline, OC
Redemption by Silverstreams reviews
After Caroline discovers her 'parents' to be Black Mesa spies, Doug Rattmann hides young Chell in Old Aperture before she's sealed off and presumed dead. Years later, she's back, and her resurfacing could lead to Aperture's downfall. A Portal prequel about what it truly takes to have a shot at redemption.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,667 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Caroline, Chell, D. Rattmann, GLaDOS
Beyond Aperture by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,622 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
It's Been a Long Time by CorruptedVision reviews
Wheatley cleans off GLaDOS's chassis with interesting results. Will be continuing until I get bored. Mostly robotXrobot smut.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley]
Trek by The Fanfiction Core reviews
It was time for her monthly trek, and time for him to face his fears.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Cieco by Jaywings reviews
Chell and Wheatley, living together after Aperture, discover a stranger in their house one night. (This is based off a prompt I got on Tumblr). Oneshot.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Very Deadly Disease by BabyCharmander reviews
During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
if (SOUND), then (FURY) by WC Pemm reviews
It was currently forward or nowhere, whether or not the floor was dropping out from under them with alarming frequency. Chell didn't mind, really. The crash of shrieking, twisting metal and the resulting scrape and clatter as it fell into the yawning abyss all covered up the Sound.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Strain by The Fanfiction Core reviews
The road to recovery is not an easy one, and when the path gets rocky, relationships can become strained.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Unity by Zefyria Nuva reviews
And in the blink of an eye, the past begins to fade. /Soft Shock, part III. Sort-of spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Oneshot.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Sleep Well by Angel1876 reviews
He watches his angel as she rests in her bed, wishing, somehow, that he could wake her.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/4/2013 - D. Rattmann, Chell - Complete
Not My Cup of Tea by MangoGrape reviews
Wheatley insists he's brave enough to watch a scary movie.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Strays by Indigo Tantarian reviews
Chell had been living outside for seven years when the stranger with mismatched eyes and wild hair began to follow her, always staring, and muttering to the bulky thing in the bag on his back... And at first it was unsettling, but soon she saw that he was like her in more ways than she had realized. (slight Chellmann)
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Shadowed by Indigo Tantarian reviews
"I wonder what she must think when she sees the walls. I know I've been able to help her sometimes. Pointing the way. Telling the story. I always have to leave after I've finished a portrait of her. So like an angel, and I know when she sees it, she'll be frightened, disgusted. As if she wasn't watched enough in this place."
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/24/2013 - D. Rattmann - Complete
Entanglement by thepunishment reviews
He was both alive and dead until someone opened the box.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Chell, D. Rattmann
Ace of Fours by BabyCharmander reviews
Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Rust by The Fanfiction Core reviews
Chell wasn't the only one still having nightmares.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Little Test by The Fanfiction Core reviews
He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Suspension by thepunishment reviews
Post-game. In the months that follow Chell's escape from Aperture, she begins to build her new life while struggling to coexist with the personality core that once tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Research and Development: Wheatley by carolnegate reviews
Wheatley had never been anything other than a robot, but he was given something most AIs never had - the ability to change who he was. Rated for mild, humorous swearing, most of which only British people would consider inappropriate.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,764 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Wheatley - Complete
Protocol by laceycake reviews
Chell's worked so hard to solve his tests, and Wheatley decides that a little reciprocation is in order. Sorta-Chelley. Android!Wheatley. COMPLETE.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Art of Diplomacy by Scancrasher reviews
GLaDOS proposes a unique solution to the whole "rampaging robotic megalomaniac" problem. Chell puts her own spin on it. Written for portalkink. Chell/Wheatley. Explicit. Details inside.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Hardware by Scancrasher reviews
GLaDOS has plans for her wayward Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Written for portalkink. One-shot. GLaDOS/Wheatley. Explicit, additional details inside.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Wheatley's First Christmas by chickens reviews
Back in the days of yore, The Aperture staff enjoy a holiday themed laugh at Wheatley's expense.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Mister Self Destruct by vargrimar reviews
Aperture Science is slowly beginning to self-destruct under Wheatley's neglect. He's being consumed by power and madness, and needs more solution euphoria. He'll do anything to make sure his needs are met. Non-con, BDSM, Android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Iridescent by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Remember all the sadness and frustration...and let it go. /Soft Shock, part III. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Oneshot.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Let It Snow by Cri86 reviews
On a very special Christmas eve, Auto comes to terms with Christmas spirit - and forgiveness. Half "It's a wonderful life", half "Christmas Carol", with more than a little of a charming italian novel called "Il regalo più bello".
Crossover - WALL-E & It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - AUTO - Complete
Soft Shock by Zefyria Nuva reviews
Still, it's a sharp shock to your soft side. /Part I. Post-Portal 2. Spoilers. Chelley if you want it to be. Complete. Sequel posted.\
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Euphoria Reaction by dontfindmeiamgone reviews
Chell is fed up with being tested by Wheatley. In an attempt to sabotage the testing, she begins to "tease" him. Chell/"sphere"Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Collapse by Valerie Phoenixfire reviews
What would happen if Auto's one companion suddenly died? Another OC/Auto interaction one-shot.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
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Mechanophilia reviews
While in charge of the facility, Wheatley finds a program that produces some ...interesting effects on its test subject(s). Being written for portalkink, rating will change to M in the future. Pairing is chassis Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell] GLaDOS - Complete
Digital Influenza reviews
After an exciting trip to the supermarket, Wheatley comes down with a bad case of digital influenza. Friendship Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3 - Wheatley, Chell
Static reviews
When Wheatley becomes master of the facility, he discovers there's no way out - not even for Chell. But it may not be so much of a bad thing, after all. Sappy, mushy Chelley with NICE!evil/robot-Wheatley. INTIMATE and suggestive homely hurt/comfort... details inside...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
His Turn reviews
Short Chelley oneshot, prompt was for Wheatley experiencing pleasure. NSFW with not-evil!chassis Wheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Target Acquired reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,823 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Testing the Limit reviews
She's never pushed him, nor tested the limits of the chassis protocols - but some days, buttons are not the only things needing to be pushed, and portal devices are not the only things needing to be tested. Some days, like today, the test subject needs to become the tester to push his system to its limit - for science, of course. Wheatley/Chell, testing/solution euphoria denial
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
You Made Your Point reviews
Her refusal is unacceptable. The solution?—An ultimatum. (Plot segment, loosely continued in my fanfiction 'BOSS').
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
BOSS reviews
Wheatley is suffering from solution euphoria withdrawal big time. His plan to fix it? To make Chell feel every ounce of what HE feels. (NSFW Chelley with extremely dominant Wheatley, warning for non-con).
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Better Idea reviews
Wheatley's solution euphoria brings with it an infatuation over Chell, and he wants to reward his faithful, beautiful test subject for her hard work. Only, Chell doesn't appreciate his 'kindness'. Not at all. NSFW chassis Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sunday reviews
Every Sunday evening, Chell and Wheatley bake together. / Light Chelley with core Wheatley. Plot segment, not a complete story. Universe continued in 'Digital Influenza'.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
All I Ever Need reviews
The only cure for a nightmare is someone to hold. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Maintenance reviews
In some ways, Wheatley is more dangerous to have in charge of Aperture than GLaDOS ever was—but would he still be as dangerous and powermad if Chell found a way to remove the itch? Plot segment. Not a complete story. Loosely continued in 'Static'.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Glorious Freedom reviews
The facility is not how she remembers it. It's a nearly destroyed, decaying mess with—at first thought—nothing left alive inside. But maybe, somewhere hiding underneath the layers of test chambers and rubble, there's someone worth saving.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Chell, Turret - Complete
I'll See You on the Dark Side of the Moon reviews
He'd change the way things had happened if he could. Instead, all he has is the blackness of space and a few memories for company—and no way of knowing if the lady is still alive or not. He doesn't even know how much longer he can survive. Hinted Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Protocol reviews
Set in the Wall-E 'verse during year 2105, Aperture Science's rival, Buy 'N Large, is preparing to send their Starliners into outer space. Meanwhile, work on the GLaDOS project is underway, and two personnel come up with a brilliant idea to save the slowly-dying company's name—but what they get, however, is not exactly what they bargained for. GLaDOS/AUTO focus. [Hiatus]
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - AUTO, GLaDOS
Unreason reviews
After Aperture, Chell lives alone with Wheatley. NSFW Core!Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Moon and the Sea reviews
A world outside of Aperture is incomprehensible to those who have never experienced it. Many months after Portal II, Chell finds she is unable to fully heal from her past traumas—but all the medicine she needs is a hand to hold and someone to trust. Chell/Rattmann, separate universe from Half-Life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Spark reviews
AU oneshot in which an android!GLaDOS is acting as the captain of the Axiom, having taken over and launched it back into space after its arrival on Earth. She now means to become better acquainted with her Autopilot.
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - AUTO, GLaDOS - Complete