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Joined 11-14-11, id: 3430445, Profile Updated: 03-05-17
Author has written 23 stories for Portal, WALL-E, and Transformers.

here, ye shall find weird robot porn with plot (and a few other epic adventures, too)

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Portal: Love as a Construct by iammemyself reviews
GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. With that on their side, they can do just about anything - maybe even save the world. Cores only. I don't care if you don't read the whole thing. Just read the parts that interest you if you want.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 132 - Words: 766,728 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Chell, OC
Waiting by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Arcee is the last Autobot femme and she needs to produce a sparkling. Of all the mech's, who will be the sire of her offspring? CH 20 - Optimus and Arcee snuggle time. Ratchet lectures, Ironhide pouts. And is there something happening with the sparkling, at last?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,492 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/10/2021 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Arcee, Optimus Prime
Maintenance by CorruptedVision reviews
Wheatley cleans off GLaDOS's chassis with interesting results. Will be continuing until I get bored. Mostly robotXrobot smut. Also Claptrap was there (don't knock it until you've tried it)
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/20/2020 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [GLaDOS, Wheatley]
Inertia by TinyHearts reviews
in-ur-shuh; noun; disinclination to move, lack of effort and motion, lifelessness. DemonxOC.
Paranormal Activity - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,298 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/13/2012 - OC
We Could Be Immortals by Kirmon64 reviews
A week after he dies-but-doesn't, Deon realizes that he is functionally immortal. Oneshot, bridge between certain end-scenes.
Chappie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Chappie, Deon W. - Complete
Take me to the autopilot by Starslug reviews
AUTO is reactivated to a nasty surprise: its been replaced, and the replacement wants to chat. Finally finishing this darn thing after a 6-year hiatus. Edited to remove spelling mistakes.
WALL-E - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 7/27/2008 - AUTO, OC
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Trek by The Fanfiction Core reviews
It was time for her monthly trek, and time for him to face his fears.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Very Deadly Disease by BabyCharmander reviews
During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Strain by The Fanfiction Core reviews
The road to recovery is not an easy one, and when the path gets rocky, relationships can become strained.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Ace of Fours by BabyCharmander reviews
Had she known how expensive and how much of a chore it would be to care for the core, she might never have brought him home. But maybe it would be worth it, in the end. One-shot.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Rust by The Fanfiction Core reviews
Chell wasn't the only one still having nightmares.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Few Repairs by The Fanfiction Core reviews
She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Little Test by The Fanfiction Core reviews
He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
The Art of Diplomacy by Scancrasher reviews
GLaDOS proposes a unique solution to the whole "rampaging robotic megalomaniac" problem. Chell puts her own spin on it. Written for portalkink. Chell/Wheatley. Explicit. Details inside.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
Hardware by Scancrasher reviews
GLaDOS has plans for her wayward Intelligence Dampening Sphere. Written for portalkink. One-shot. GLaDOS/Wheatley. Explicit, additional details inside.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2012 - GLaDOS, Wheatley - Complete
Wheatley's First Christmas by chickens reviews
Back in the days of yore, The Aperture staff enjoy a holiday themed laugh at Wheatley's expense.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Let It Snow by Cri86 reviews
On a very special Christmas eve, Auto comes to terms with Christmas spirit - and forgiveness. Half "It's a wonderful life", half "Christmas Carol", with more than a little of a charming italian novel called "Il regalo più bello".
Crossover - WALL-E & It's a Wonderful Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2011 - AUTO - Complete
Euphoria Reaction by dontfindmeiamgone reviews
Chell is fed up with being tested by Wheatley. In an attempt to sabotage the testing, she begins to "tease" him. Chell/"sphere"Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Keep On Truckin' by Hectic Hector reviews
Sequel to IMYOR62. Mack’s in love and couldn’t be happier, but Vee yearns for something more. Racing and romance present their share of obstacles for the two best friends. Will love see them through? Rated for language, violence and adult themes.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Mack
Male Is As Male Does by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,848 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Optimus Prime, Captain Lennox
Shifting Gears by Cyndi reviews
Stroking it does nothing, but a firm grip... .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after A Road Paved in Friendship. o.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/3/2009 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] - Complete
Movie Star by Phoenix13 reviews
MOVIEVERSE POST 2007 MOVIE Optimus Prime made a special movie a very long time ago, and he wishes the universe would forget about it. Chapter 13 It's DONE! It's up! Holoform Optimus Prime tries out his talents on Maggie. Naughty bits enclosed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 9/12/2007
I'll Meet You On Route 62 by Hectic Hector reviews
Mack has settled into a quiet life in Radiator Springs, but when a car from his past runs into him, literally, everyone in town feels the impact. MackxOC Rated for mild language, violence, and sensuality. COMPLETE!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,119 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Mack - Complete
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The Amazing Alliance of Aperture Science reviews
While She was dead, She had unknowingly been robbed. Years later, it's up to the most unlikely mix of robots and humans that ever existed to save the world and reclaim what has been stolen – one step at a time. Post-Portal 2 AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2021 - Published: 1/17/2016 - [Chell, Wheatley] GLaDOS, D. Rattmann
E-Brakes On reviews
A little high grade, liquor, and a round or two of truth or dare - in the aftermath of her twenty-first birthday party, Mikaela realizes what Optimus's secret fantasy is, and decides to help make his wildest dreams come true. Mikaela/Optimus Prime, rating will change to M in the future.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,247 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Mikaela B., Optimus Prime] W. Lennox
Redline reviews
Mikaela wants to practice driving stick, but what happens when an attractive Autobot leader is your instructor? Mikaela/Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,164 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Optimus Prime, Mikaela B.] Bumblebee - Complete
Warmth reviews
Chell and Wheatley spend a snowy Christmas Eve together. Post-Aperture NSFW Chelley fluff with core Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/23/2016 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
Moonlight reviews
Optimus Prime is out for an evening drive. All is calm, all is well under the moonlight, until he meets someone who he did not expect... Optimus Prime (alt-form)/OC
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/4/2016 - Optimus Prime, OC - Complete
Mechanophilia reviews
While in charge of the facility, Wheatley finds a program that produces some ...interesting effects on its test subject(s). Being written for portalkink, rating will change to M in the future. Pairing is chassis Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Wheatley, Chell] GLaDOS - Complete
Digital Influenza reviews
After an exciting trip to the supermarket, Wheatley comes down with a bad case of digital influenza. Friendship Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Wheatley, Chell
Static reviews
When Wheatley becomes master of the facility, he discovers there's no way out - not even for Chell. But it may not be so much of a bad thing, after all. Sappy, mushy Chelley with NICE!evil/robot-Wheatley. INTIMATE and suggestive homely hurt/comfort... details inside...
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
His Turn reviews
Short Chelley oneshot, prompt was for Wheatley experiencing pleasure. NSFW with not-evil!chassis Wheatley
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Target Acquired reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,627 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Testing the Limit reviews
She's never pushed him, nor tested the limits of the chassis protocols - but some days, buttons are not the only things needing to be pushed, and portal devices are not the only things needing to be tested. Some days, like today, the test subject needs to become the tester to push his system to its limit - for science, of course. Wheatley/Chell, testing/solution euphoria denial
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
You Made Your Point reviews
Her refusal is unacceptable. The solution?—An ultimatum. (Plot segment, loosely continued in my fanfiction 'BOSS').
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
BOSS reviews
Wheatley is suffering from solution euphoria withdrawal big time. His plan to fix it? To make Chell feel every ounce of what HE feels. (NSFW Chelley with extremely dominant Wheatley, warning for non-con).
Portal - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
A Better Idea reviews
Wheatley's solution euphoria brings with it an infatuation over Chell, and he wants to reward his faithful, beautiful test subject for her hard work. Only, Chell doesn't appreciate his 'kindness'. Not at all. NSFW chassis Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Sunday reviews
Every Sunday evening, Chell and Wheatley bake together. / Light Chelley with core Wheatley. Plot segment, not a complete story. Universe continued in 'Digital Influenza'.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
All I Ever Need reviews
The only cure for a nightmare is someone to hold. Chelley.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Maintenance reviews
In some ways, Wheatley is more dangerous to have in charge of Aperture than GLaDOS ever was—but would he still be as dangerous and powermad if Chell found a way to remove the itch? Plot segment. Not a complete story. Loosely continued in 'Static'.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Glorious Freedom reviews
The facility is not how she remembers it. It's a nearly destroyed, decaying mess with—at first thought—nothing left alive inside. But maybe, somewhere hiding underneath the layers of test chambers and rubble, there's someone worth saving.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Chell, Turret - Complete
I'll See You on the Dark Side of the Moon reviews
He'd change the way things had happened if he could. Instead, all he has is the blackness of space and a few memories for company—and no way of knowing if the lady is still alive or not. He doesn't even know how much longer he can survive. Hinted Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Protocol reviews
Set in the Wall-E 'verse during year 2105, Aperture Science's rival, Buy 'N Large, is preparing to send their Starliners into outer space. Meanwhile, work on the GLaDOS project is underway, and two personnel come up with a brilliant idea to save the slowly-dying company's name—but what they get, however, is not exactly what they bargained for. GLaDOS/AUTO focus. [Hiatus]
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - AUTO, GLaDOS
Unreason reviews
After Aperture, Chell lives alone with Wheatley. NSFW Core!Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Moon and the Sea reviews
A world outside of Aperture is incomprehensible to those who have never experienced it. Many months after Portal II, Chell finds she is unable to fully heal from her past traumas—but all the medicine she needs is a hand to hold and someone to trust. Chell/Rattmann, separate universe from Half-Life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Spark reviews
AU oneshot in which an android!GLaDOS is acting as the captain of the Axiom, having taken over and launched it back into space after its arrival on Earth. She now means to become better acquainted with her Autopilot.
Crossover - WALL-E & Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - AUTO, GLaDOS - Complete