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Author has written 10 stories for 39 Clues.
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. This is so me
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. I stay up till midnight, actually. Then I turn off the lights AND continue reading.
You write fan fictions about the book. Uhh, duh.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. I PURPOSELY call them Janus Face. Does that count?
Everything reminds you of the book. You, know me. Should I be worried?
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. It was'nt me! It was Dan's fault!
You've got a book memorized. Five minutes before she died, Grace Cahill changed her will.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. Totally.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. RILEY CLIFFORD YOU ARE DEAD
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. The person better run away before I pull out a Lucian object. *evil laugh*
Your idol is a character from a book. Amy, Amy Amy
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL
Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART
Calling me WEAK won't make you REAL
Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn around.
Don't like my style? Well I certainly don't like yours.
Don't know me? Don't judge me.
Think you know me? Well you have NO idea.
Im me. Hate it? So cry me a river, build a bridge and WALK OVER IT.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
A good or best friend.
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." or "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, freak?" or "Don't block the driveway, idiot!"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you and says, "Here ya go. Simple."
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you and say, "Ten bucks."
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried... just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.
A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial and has memorized your number better than her own.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money.
Friends vs. Best Friends.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
"My God what is that smell?" "It's called Fresh air" -Sinead and Ian (Medusa Plot)
"Turn right now." "Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees" - GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)
"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!" "I believe it is Bingo" -Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief) "Lovely" -Ian (The Sword Thief)
"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"-Dan (Maze Of Bones)
"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews" -Dan (The Sword Thief)
"Executor?" "That means he killed her?" -Dan (Maze Of Bones)
"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian" -Dan
"Your a Thief" "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian" -Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)
''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.'' ''Because you make gangster pop-up books?" "Exactly!" -Dan and Jonah (One False Note)
"Hello, Love" -Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)
Pairings I support:
Pairings I will never support (get medicine prescribed for yourself if you support any one of them):
Ian/Dan (NOT funny)
Amy/ (Anyone apart from Ian Kabra)
Put this in your profile
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...
You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (DEFINITELY... I will kill him someday... No, IAN will kill him someday)
You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died (Yeah. I was pretty upset.)
You wish Ian and Amy would just kiss and make up already! (Do ya think threats will work?)
Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Vesper spy sent to kill you (75 percent chance!)
You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (YEAP)Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (Winston Churchill was a Lucian. But my Janus friends are irritated when I start spazzing)
\Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above (Evan "Twinkles" Tolliver is a 100% VESPER)
Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much (My parents are probably tired of hearing about it)
You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (The time I screamed out OMG PUYI WAS A CAHILL in histoy class? That seems familiar. Very familiar.)
You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; yoru're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...err, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (Im a Lucian, I get better at lying and blackmailing as the days go by)
You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) (I will throw my shoe at the movie if anything is changed, but I will buy it.)
You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it very well possibly could be real (Are you implying its not real?)
Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (Wanna bet?)
You have a crush on one of the book characters.(Im not telling
You wish you could meet all the authors (Peter Lerangis fan club, anyone?)
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you support Ian and Amy paste the following on your profile:
Ian Kabra was trapped.
Then he heard it, like a phantom whisper:
"Ian, I'm going to get you."
Amy's voice was loud, surrounding him.
"Ian, I'm at your parents room."
Ian tried to call out, to repent, to say he was sorry, and that he loved her, but his voice wouldn't work.
"Ian, they're dead."
No. Not again. The same nightmare, every night since Pukhansan.
"Ian, I'm at the stairs now."
Ian wanted to scream, to run away, to escape this madhouse. But it was like he was welded in place.
"Ian, I'm at your sister's room."
Why, why did he do it? He liked her, no, he loved her.
"Ian, she's dead."
He knew. He knew this dream. He knew who was next.
"Ian, why'd you do it?"
He tried, once again, to tell her why his parents made him, but still no words came out.
"Ian, did you care?"
"Yes!" he wanted to cry out, but still no sound came
"Ian, I'm going to get you."
"No," he thought. "Not again"
"Ian, I'm here."
There she was. Amy Cahill, her skin pale, her herself dead, and wielding a knife.
A sharp pain arose in Ian's chest.
Ian woke up in a cold sweat.
Only a dream. It was only a dream. He looked at the clock.
6:42 am. Still time, still time to repent. The time was now. Right now.
He picked up the phone and dialed as quickly as his shaking fingers would allow. A soft voice stuttered on the other end. "H-hello?" it said. Ian took a long breath, and said:
"I'm sorry, love"
39 Clues Creed.
When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.
When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre
When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.
When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians. (wait a moment... Silly little Lucians? Lucians' aren't silly!!)
When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.
When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.
When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.
When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.
When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.
When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.
When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.
When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.
When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.
When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.
When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai
When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.
When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.
When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.
When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.
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