Lily the Master of Kitties
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Joined 11-15-11, id: 3432078, Profile Updated: 02-06-12
Author has written 2 stories for Jhonen Vasquez.

Hello there.

I am new on Fanfiction.

I am fourteen.

I live in Odessa, Ukraine. You probably don't know anything about Ukraine. It's a very nice country. And it's the biggest country in Europe.

I speak Russian and Ukrainian. And of course English.

Name:I hate my real name. Actually, everybody calls me Lily. So... my name's Lily.

Things I like:cats, reading, cartoons, funny sayings, comics, food, MUSIC, English, dancing, singing.

Things I don’t like:seafood, getting up early, homework, forgetting things, remembering embarrassing things.

About me:I like being nice to people. I always think twice before saying something because I’m afraid I can offend someone. I really hate arguing with my friends and making them feel bad. I also remember all embarrassing and stupid things I’ve done and regret doing them.

And, I love music. When I’m not able to listen to some music, I just… listen to it in my head… yeah.

I listen to all types of music: rock, pop, classical, etc.

My favorite bands, etc:Nirvana, Three Days Grace, Skillet, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, The Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Swedish House Mafia, 30 Seconds To Mars, Green Day, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, The Pretty Reckless, Black Eyed Peace, Gorillaz, La Roux, Eminem, Rihanna, Plan B, Katy Perry, Scorpions, Rock Kills Kid, Fall Out Boy, Pendulum, Sting, W.A. Mozart, etc.

Anyways…

I don’t think I can say anything else about myself… I’m boring. XP

Buh-bye.

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Medication by LoveBlink182 reviews
I'm finally caught. They caged me in a world of white and medicine. Please, Devi...I know I don't deserve it, but you know I love you, and I need you now. More than ever. Save me.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,588 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/24/2006
Understanding by Anthropometry reviews
Johnny’s escapades during his high school years, as told from the point of view of everyone’s most loathed character: the Head Cheerleader. Set in present day.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Johnny C.
Lonely Beginning by The Girl Who Questions Sleep reviews
Peer into the forgotten childhood of Johnny "Nny" C. Rated T for violence and swearing.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Johnny C.
Rumor Has It by StrangeWritesThings reviews
A crack fic in which through a series of coincedences, rumors, and misunderstandings two horrible people become almost romantical. Johnny C./Anne Gwish. I ship this crack because I am a horrible, horrible person. Tee hee.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Johnny C., Anne Gwish
Иннервация by In vitro reviews
Они привыкли к ролям завоевателя и защитника, в которых чувствуют себя стабильно и уверенно – согласно негласным правилам игры. Но рано или поздно баланс будет нарушен. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - Russian - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Dib, Zim
Call me Crazy by dead-account-out-of-use reviews
A gothic teenage girl running away from an orphanage happens to run into a certain homicidal maniac that we all know and love. The crazy thing is, that this strange girl may be able to get through to Nny and avoid her determined death. eventual Nny x OC..
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,343 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Johnny C.
s00ullL by Chikku-Chikku reviews
Do forsaken robots have a soul? /Drabble-ish about GIR's thoughts on his master.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Gir - Complete
Eraserhead by rijujuju reviews
Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race! /trigger warning/
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Squee, Pepito - Complete
The Empty Grave by ZahvayTheFallen reviews
Johnny kidnaps someone. But what happens when this captive is hellishly more strong-willed than he expected? R&R, please. JohnnyxOC. Extra Genres: Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, Friendship, Horror. M: Rape described , Strong Language, Suggestive Content
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,657 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011
Прекрасное далёко by In vitro reviews
Нет судьбы, кроме той, что мы творим сами. - Кайл Риз, "Терминатор"
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - Russian - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Ms. Bitters, Prof. Membrane - Complete
And She Brought a Gun to a Knife Fight by Noisytoysforboys reviews
I'm really tired of "And then XX saw Nny and they instantly fell in love and Nny went all OOC for her and they lived happily ever after the end." So I decided to see if I could restore the good JTHM name. OCxNny as story progresses. Flaming will be ignord
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Johnny C.
Sun and Gloom by SkullsandStripes reviews
Title Change! Formerly 'The Odd One Out! Updated summary coming soon!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Johnny C.
Maniacal by Potatoes4Eva reviews
When fighting the battle of the only friend he really had at the moment, Johnny's past comes to haunt him in the form of a girl even more over the cliff of craziness than himself.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Johnny C., Squee
Dark Side of the Moon by xxxCARxCRASHxHEARTxxx reviews
The pretty girl,she was a tough broad. She seemed like she could deal with what had been dumped on her plate, but everything has a flipside.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
You Make Me Sick by Twisted Trans-Sister reviews
While dying by his hand was a fair thing, living by him was worth having to kiss someone with a face full of tears... Nny x OC one-shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
See Dib Run by Deyinel reviews
Not your typical kiddie book. DibXTak sort of
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Dib, Tak - Complete
Status Quo by Lael Adair reviews
Knowledge is power. Ignorance is bliss. -oneshot-
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Dib - Complete
Doomsday by Ko-chan to Ya-chan reviews
Twas the night before doomsday...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite reviews
Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2004
Nny in Lurv! by Lord of the Squirrels reviews
My version of a Nny and Devi romance. And you all know how warped my mind is... Good God!! It's the Grapenuts!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2003
Prisoner by Mesopotamia reviews
Ok well, I decided to make this less provacative than it was going to be so it wouldn't be banished. If you are immature or can't handle torture and sex, i don't recommend this.This is just nny up to his usual tactics....sort of. Chapter 10 is up
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002
Zim and Johnny meet at last!(for a little while..) by Xo reviews
So many ppl have DREAMED of it to happen and it finally DID. Invader Zim meets JTHM! I don't quite know if you'll adore it , but I sure worked hard on it!so PLEASE R&R, LONG LIVE JHOENEN!!!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2001
first love by deprived reviews
zim falls for a barbie
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2001 - Published: 5/1/2001
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An Important Decision reviews
Someone wants to kill Johnny. Because really, he shouldn't have killed that girl's parents. R&R, please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Keep Silence reviews
"Why doesn't she talk to me? Is there something wrong with me?" "There is something wrong with the world. And you're the part of it". HIATUS
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Johnny C.