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Joined 11-15-11, id: 3432710, Profile Updated: 03-21-12
Author has written 1 story for Sherlock.

Hi, I'm Molly, a plaid-shirt-wearing, coffee-drinking, saturday-nights-spent-alone-watching-doctor-who, gif-reblogging, homosexual-shipping BAMF. I suck at writing profiley-about me thingies, so if you don't want to vomit with rage at my incoherent ramblings, I suggest you stop here.

Constructive criticism is welcome and so-fiercely-solicited that if I respect you as a writer I may come to your house and threaten you with an axe until you critique my work.
That all sounded a little mean, so I'm going to tell a joke now.

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One of them was assaulted.
Heh heh. Get it? Assaulted. A salted. Heh.

My tumblr is no longer quitsextingmyunicorn, due to a sequence of events beyond my control. It's now getyourhandsoffmyunicornsarse

Uh... I actually have nothing else to say. I wish I had Olympic-gold-medalist-worthy bio writing skills, like ifearnofish, (go check her out, she's also a time lord, and she's got a fantastic Creed/Doctor Who crossover fic going down) but I don't, so yeah.

That is all.

Molly out.

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221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eluding Love by Snippy-the-Sniper reviews
John has been avoiding Sherlock for a few days now and Sherlock is determined to find out why. Johnlock warning, don't like, don't read.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Gestures by happyeverafter72 reviews
Sometimes in a relationship, a simple gesture is all you need. A series of fluffy John/Sherlock drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Charcoal and Color by all.I.want.to.do.is.fly reviews
When John discovers something he wasn't meant to see it leads to a very...interesting discussion with a certain consulting detective. "You are the light that inspires genius. You are color. And you will always...matter. To me." Prompt: Drawing. R&R
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 times Lestrade caught John and Sherlock by DefenderoftheEarth reviews
and one time they caught him! Short fics about the kissing encounters and rude interruptions. Features established Sherlock/John, and later will feature Lestrade/to be revealed. Rated M for mild swearing and some sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Blood Tests by IfEaRnOfIsH reviews
Mycroft's paid John to get some of Sherlock's blood. But Sherlock's not having any of it. This is just me testing the waters in this part of the fandom - a bit of fun and no shipping. Unfortunately.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cuddles by hevaann reviews
John/Sherlock fluff
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Must Be Mad by Squilf reviews
There are some things that none of us can understand. Things like falling in love with Sherlock Holmes. Some Johnlock love to celebrate the anniversary of the day they first met. This is the first story in a series of fics - Must Be Mad, More Than I Am, Lovers of the Lost, and Of Course, Of Course. They can be read as a series, or as stand-alone stories.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Universe Condensed reviews
Bits and pieces that the BBC skipped over.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.