Shnerdle
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Joined 11-15-11, id: 3432987, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 2 stories for Vocaloid.

Name: Call me anything, I really don't care (e.g. Mary V., Llama lady, Starfish Hub, Shnerdle...)

Age:...minor?...

Color: Purple

Animal: Shnerdle (sea turtle/dolphin/armadillo/angler fish/ water cat/ magical sea creature) I made it up when I was 7, ok?

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, Sleeping, Eating (yup, def those two), internet, TV, being lazy

Sports: Rhythmic Gymnastics, Soccer, Skating

Music: J-pop, Pop, Classical, Rock, House, Alternative, Electronic, K-pop, Hip-hop, Experimental, VOCALOID! (idk if that's a genre), Anything I like, really.

Books: Hunger games, PLL, Maximum Ride (manga), NIGHT CIRCUS - FOR ANYONE THAT LIKES MAGIC AND STUFFS, THIS IS SO AMIZING, OMG i CNT SPEL ANY MWORE

Writing Skills: Mediocre

Ninja Skillz: Nonexistent, wannabe

Nationality: Like, the entire world, baby! Some sort of International mutt, I don't know (see: Canadian)

I obsess over Vocaloid and Greek Mythology a bit...I'm so weird /-_-\;

So please, try to understand that if I could, I'd call and I would be there
And if I didn't hurt so much, you know I'd give it to you all
You know I'd give it to you all


SaVe: A group of scientists are determined to make the vision of their deceased professor become a reality: a human with robotic components, created for the sole purpose of singing; a Vocaloid. This series documents the 'Vocaloids' before and after their transformation and how song and music is intricately woven into their lives. Because nothing is ever an accident.

Well hello there. Shit happens, y'know. So much shit that you forget about it so you then leave it to the last minute, and then stay up til the sun rises cramming like sardines in a can. Life.
But exams are gonna be over soon, so things will resume, yay! *...crickets...* Okeh, then.

Overdue A/N.

I have a one-shot coming up soon-ish-ly. (contains yandere, twincest and other fun stuffs) As for SaVe...um, a work in progress. I don't want to pull out the hiatus card, but I'm sort of lost and uninspired at the moment. But I will push myself. *coughreveiwscoughcoughwouldbenicecough* Sorry 'bout that, I got something in my throat. No, but in all seriousness, I have so many one-shots and stories in my documents (I'm working on something for Ryuchu's pairing contest)...it's embarrassing. So, hopefully some will get to see the light of day, eventually. And I hope you have a great rest of your day. :) peace, love, kittens.

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Heaven & Hell by StuntDouble reviews
Rin and Len are from surprisingly different parts of life- one of torture, greed, and full of the sinners of the world; the other of peace, kindness, and only made to enjoy life to its finest. At yet, surprisingly enough, these two somehow managed to find love in it all. So let's have a look at this odd little romance, shall we?
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 3/2 - [Len K., Rin K.] - Complete
For Old Time's Sake by Cosmic Wind reviews
Zeus and Hera, long since divorced, meet again in modern Japan. Where will this encounter take them?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 1/25 - Hera, Zeus - Complete
Night & Day by AmasVeritus reviews
Prequel to "Bound to You." A story about lusty virgins, unlucky mortals, and love in all the wrong places.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Apollo, Artemis
Tag, You're It by 67Sexy-Whales42 reviews
The rules are quite simple. Players will have twenty hours to escape from the hotel. Failure to do so will result in the building's detonation at the twentieth hour. We advise that you begin your escape as soon as possible and, of course, we wish you good luck. Rated M for violence and gore, and some language
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Luka M.
So what if I'm different? by Nekolatte reviews
"Thirty days, ma'am. If there is nothing else, please excuse me," muttered Miku as she stepped out of the door, immediately transforming it into a cement wall. With that, an evil smirk formed on the female's face. 'Just enough time to change the ending, of that wretched love story.' She thought, licking her lips in anticipation. RinxLen, Read and review! thanks a million!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Kaito S.
Maybe by Beiowulf reviews
"Maybe you never get girls because you can never tell when they like you." She ponders quietly. He shakes his head. "No, I can tell." "Maybe you don't get them because they see how you treat girls that like you." She retaliates and he frowns. "But I always treat them nicely. Or I would." She sighs and pulls her arms back from over the rail, staring ahead. "Well, I could disagree."
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
REWRITE Skeleton Life: Restart by Ersatz Arcana reviews
"I want to know what it means...how to swim, how to do many things on my own. I want to know what it means...to breathe beside you."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rin K., Len K., Rinto K., Neru A.
A Message Too Painful to Send by pastel-chan reviews
"Um…hello? Mikuo, are you there? Well, I know you're not there…. right? You always used to pick up the phone, even if you didn't know the number, just because you were someone who always did that…" Miku tightened her grip on her cell phone, viewing the night sky on her living room balcony for comfort."U-Um...well… I just wanted to see how you were doing…"
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Miku H., Mikuo H. - Complete
Sincerely Untrue by Liriell reviews
You don't realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring about you. Multiple Pairings, HadesxHeraxZeus
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,841 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Hera, Zeus
Lab Rat by Parabola Beam reviews
The cornered rat bites the cat. But who's really the rat? Rin/Len, takes place during Karakuri Manji Burst. Hard citrus content in future chapters, mind games, dark themes.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
paper planes by Puppet Chi reviews
paper planes. because texts, tweets and facebook messaging are too mainstream for a pair of neighbours. RinxLen. Fluff. One-shot. Rated T for language
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Intertwined by Chibirini1 reviews
Inspired by the Synchronicity Series, Follow Len and Rin's parallel but yet intertwined lives as Rin tries to escape and Len tries to free her. RinxLen twincest. Goes beyond the first two videos. Last Chapter
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,016 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Secrets and Whispered Confessions by Unyielding Wish reviews
Rin's a girl from a lonely mountain villa. Len's a boy from the soot-stained cities. Rin is lively and energetic, while Len has little hope in living. They meet because of a friend who is bringing Len medicine. Will a series of unusual events change their feelings about each other? RinLen [Complete]
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
The Beast by GrotesqueGunsForRomance reviews
There's a myth about a beast who lives in the forest surrounding the town. Maybe it's just a tale to tell children so that they won't go out into the forest, or maybe it's true. Mikuo sets out to find it only to find out that the beast is as beautiful as angel, though, this is no Disney movie. What will become of his finding? One-shot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Miku H., Mikuo H. - Complete
Shot by fearingtheunknown reviews
The one thing Len didn't expect to happen that day he went bike riding with his friend was to get shot. And Rin didn't expect to hear the news either; RinxLen; one-shot; R&R
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Dear Desperation by athenares reviews
How can a god be able to split his love—or yet to admit a portion of lust—to one who is bound to be a virgin forever? Dual perspective one shot. Tear jerker.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Ares, Athena
The Riddler by Anonymous.Crystal reviews
An ad attracted Rin's eyes. Len, a former murderer is looking for an assistant. Will Rin accept the offer? Kinda based on the songs Nazotoki / Nazokake. RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 238,490 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Spices or Sweets? by PKAquaFlame reviews
Never trust an innocent face, especially when said face is well-known in the music industry. A fic in honor of Valentine's Day and White Day. Meiko/Kaito and a bit of Rin/Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Mirror the Alphabet by art-attacks reviews
I pause, but my emotions get the best of me as I fling myself at the boy. He catches me easily and keeps us both from falling. His musical laugh making my cheeks heat. "Right." I say, as I wrap my arms around his neck. "Left." he answers. Epilouge ch27
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,500 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Desire by soul-maka-kid98 reviews
"No one could ever know about what they had done. But now, Miku was filled with such lust—such desire that there would be many more nights just like this one in the near future. " Twincest, don't like, don't read. MikuxMikuo
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Miku H., Mikuo H. - Complete
Someone Like You by Chibirini1 reviews
Rin shows up at Len's door in need of her twin, bringing back old memories and dangerous old feelings, especially now that Len is married to Miku. However, the twins feeling grows stronger the longer they are together... RinxLen Twincest!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Rin K., Len K.
Amelia Jean by aestheticisms reviews
The ice cuts to the bone. - Gumi, Piko. AU.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Gumi/Megpoid, Piko U. - Complete
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Tsundere Cocktail by Sakagami Hina reviews
In which Luka has a chat about her love life with a mind-reading bartender and Gakupo wakes up with someone in his bed. Read, and it'll make sense. GakuLuka, of course. Rated T mostly for language, sorry. :D
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,846 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Adolescence Sequel Len Side by LeVampireCat reviews
RINxLEN fanfic, based on the song Adolescence. After I wrote the adolescences, I kept getting requests for a sequel...so here it is! WARNING!-This version is a LOT more mature than the first 2, and goes into MUCH more detail, read at your own risk!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,202 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
The Girl in the Cracked Mirror by GirlWithCrookedGlasses reviews
Len is an unpopular kid. He has no friends. His mother abuses him, his father is gone. He's lonely. That is, until he finds the mirror, and the girl inside. My first fanfic, R&R, be nice
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
And 1 Teaspoon of Love by LazyBee reviews
There's a reason why the phrase is "easy as pie" and not "easy as cookies". MikuxMikuo one-shot, with a tiny bit of RinxLen on the side.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Miku H., Mikuo H. - Complete
Satisfied by Integrity FTW reviews
Meiko has the best roommate ever. Period. KaitoxMeiko oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Kaito S., Meiko S. - Complete
Vocaloid Valentine's Day by Sakagami Hina reviews
Valentine's day is filled with anticipation, love, and heartbreak all over the world, and the Vocaloids are no exception. RinxLen noncest, GakupoxLuka, out of season and filled with fluff.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Make Life Better by hamxham reviews
Len’s pants are always falling, and Rin wonders why he can’t just sag like a ‘normal guy’ – it’ll make his life better. Too bad she didn’t believe that Len’s pants would actually fall completely down if he tried. Written because it’s fun to embarrass Len.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
My Wish by hamxham reviews
“Hey, happy birthday,” he said from the other side of the mirror. “Make a wish?” I looked at him, and I suddenly felt a sharp pain somewhere in my chest. I lifted my hand my hand to the cold glass, as did he. “I… I wish… we could be… together.” T for lang
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Lebensraum by saramon reviews
In which many events of 1939 are recounted. Er, it's basically the same stuff as chapter 5 of the manga, only in a completely different way. Russia x Ukraine, but there's a REASON for that. Lots of historical name-dropping.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, Ukraine - Complete
A True MELTDOWN by Mew-Flynn reviews
A oneshot based on the deeper meaning of the song MELTDOWN by Kagamine Rin No character deaths . We must all learn to let go of the past...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
R E A C T i O N by Beijing Express reviews
She’d just wanted to take me to see the nuclear reactor on the outskirts of town. ...But I didn’t know that she was going to throw herself in there. An AU version of Rin’s “Meltdown”. Len x Rin. Noncest! Vocaloid fic.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Hera's Secret by Smiling Eyes reviews
Hera, the queen of the gods keeps a secret within her heart. Until one day she makes a mistake and it gets discovered
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
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SaVe: First Sounds of the Future reviews
Hatsune Miku is the epitome of the flawless girl. But life within the walls of her home is far from perfect. Struggling to collect the pieces of her broken family, music is her only escape, linked to her dream of being a diva. When her older brother Mikuo starts coming back into her life, he carries a strange attachment to Miku and is bent upon making her dreams come true.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Miku H., Mikuo H.
Experimenting
Gumi always viewed herself as the big sister, grown up and responsible, while Yuki and Ryuto were the ones who needed to mature. All it took was a lack of funds and a babysitting licence to get the two youngest Vocaloids to prove her wrong and bring out the child in her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Yuki K., Ryūto/Gachapoid