Dphantom
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-15-11, id: 3433508, Profile Updated: 06-13-12
Author has written 1 story for Fable.

Place Skyrim and Minecraft in a large mixing bowl. Add a handful of saxophone and marching band uniform. A dash of Dead-Space is advised, but four-wheeling and/or camping will make a good enough substitute. If available, put in 1/3 of a cup of hate-for-vegetables. Stir until doughy. Let set in nature for at least four hours. Once dough has risen, place into an Xbox. Let bake until slightly tan. Be sure that outer layer is impervious to sunburn.

Icing: Add only bright colored food coloring. Sugar, spice, and I-don't-care-what-you-think-of-me should be mixed well into a green or blue bowl. Love of animals must be added or icing will taste dull. Part of a running shoe may be added if nessessary. Add water. Stir until it's of creamy consistancey.

When spreading icing on cake, be sure to garnish it with Warheads and sour skittles. Make it look creative and insane. If cake looks like it daydreams all day and thinks in "book form" (on top of creativity and insanity) then the chef has done well. Taste before serving. If it taste like bad-spelling, dubstep, and a burnette writer, then serve. If it taste like a whore or a person who doesn't love their family, then scrap the cake and start over. Be sure all ingredients have originated from a farm. Serve only with Mountain Dew and alternative music playing in the background. Last thing: if the cake isn't married to Spider-Man (Master Chief will be an acceptable sub.), then all hell will break loose.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Captured by Pitch by Fantasygurl23 reviews
Based on the Rise of the Guardians movie. Jack Frost is captured by Pitch, and he finds that Pitch is more sadistic than he ever imagined. Will the Guardians be able to save him in time? Or will he become Pitch's newest fearling...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,277 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Runaway With My Heart by AshleighAishwarya reviews
Kayleigh Leanne returns to her home, Skyrim, after 13 years and she's to deal with Dragons and the Imperials. As she gets closer with dealing her horrid past, maybe a certain Stormcloak might be able to help her with it. A story of strength, trust, commitment, love and family. Main, Daedric, and Stormcloak Quests, and post-Skyrim. (CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN, NOW AT CHAP 8)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 109 - Words: 201,437 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Sheogorath, Molag Bal, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Sequel to Water: Twist of Fate] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC
Torn by ShoutFinder reviews
Across Alternate Certainties, something is killing the Dragonborns before their due time, and chaining them to the borderland realm, Pass, in order to be harvested. Alyssa Laryssin learns that in order to defeat this new menace, not one Dragonborn is required this time, but many. Stars Tiberia Morwyn, Kajsa Red-Blade, J'shana Tygra, Quill, Jon Stormcloak and Shouts-at-Sun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 149,032 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Intertwined by teeceecee reviews
Throughout her whole life, all Mary Katherine had ever known was evil, darkness and rot ever since she was adopted by the Boggans. But all of that changed when the Leafmen from Moonhaven attacked and she was saved by a daring soldier- Nod. As romance blooms, will her loyalty remain with the darkness or will her attachment to the light overcome it?
Epic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,267 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Nod, M.K.]
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 2,013 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
Avarice by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
She was stealing his underwear. He walked in on her. Perfect start to any affair? One wouldn't think so. Reaver/Princess. [ on hiatus, but may be completed soon. ]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 126,054 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Reaver, Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Snowflakes by Magnolium reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 97 - Words: 81,675 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Coaptation by Twisted Skys reviews
Coaptation: A joining or adjusting of parts to one another. Jack is the school prankster, the class clown. His tricks have angered more than a few people, but he's never hurt anyone. So when his pranks become a little too dangerous, it's up to a certain group of misfit students to find out why. [High school AU For CottonCandy1234's contest]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, Tooth
The Crux of the Matter by Alexa Piper reviews
They've been keeping him in the dark all his life. When Danny finally learns the truth he's not exactly thrilled, and definitely not ready to comply. DxS. Revelation fic with a twist. No PP. Slight AU concept. CONTENT WARNING INSIDE! Cover by the lovely Ghost-Chicky.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,199 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F.
The Bear and the Wolf by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Ulfric Stormcloak is determined to win the Dragonborn over to his side and make her his. But is he capable of dealing with the mercurial, prideful heroine - and the dark secrets from her past that resurface to haunt them both? Loosely follows Stormcloak questline with some of the main questline; eventual Ulfric/OC. Rated M for adult content and violence.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 190,742 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak] - Complete
The Adventures of Lydia by TheFantasyNerd reviews
The Dragonborn has come. Only problem? She's a bipolar, insane Argonian who tends to run while her companion fights. This is the story of Skyrim, from Lydia's point of view. T for lots of stabbing, rampages, and Shouting at chickens.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012
Down The Rabbit Hole by ToryTigress92 reviews
She was a rising star within Starfleet, a successful first officer aboard the USS Hotspur, until London. Until the night she locked eyes with the terrorist who assassinated her commanding officer. Little did Commander Cassandra Mason comprehend the darkness just waiting to consume her, and everything she thought she believed, in the arms of the creature called Khan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,620 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [John Harrison/Khan, OC] J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Burnt Circlet by Apathyisdeath reviews
After being saved from her humble thief beginnings, a young Nord finds her fate colored at Helgen, all due to a charismatic rebel and his devoted followers. On this new path, she encounters death, magic, romance, rebirth and, of course, dragons. Can the dovahkiin truly be a hero and a foolish young girl? Even love and taboos of class can trip the mightiest of dragons up. OC/Ulfric.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ronthil - Complete
Water: Twist of Fate by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
People always dream of getting transported into another world. They always wonder if they will be strong, if they will be weak, and if they will be needed. Well, the time for wondering is over for Dakota. This is the story of a 21st century teenager thrown into the thick of the Hundred Year War, burdened with unreliable knowledge as well as a stubborn conscience.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,801 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - OC, Zuko - Complete
Beyond the Shadows by Inkletter reviews
She wasn't always this cold. Then again, she wasn't always a criminal either. The story of how one thief finds her peace and prosperity. Brynjolf x Nord OC.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,077 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - [Brynjolf, OC] - Complete
Re-Forged by MadameHyde reviews
When Vilkas sends the fiery Dragonborn, Tiberia Morwyn, out of the room in tears, he knows he's mucked up big time. And so begins the most tumultuous relationship of their lives. Oneshot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas - Complete
Honor Among Thieves: The Unwilling Nightingale by MadameHyde reviews
Tiberia Morwyn has been cracking skulls for the Stormcloaks ever since she took care of Alduin, but her latest assignment, infiltrating the Thieves Guild, leaves her wondering what, exactly, she stands for, and who, exactly, she stands with. When her past catches up to her present, it's all she can do to hunker down before the firestorm.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 97 - Words: 283,198 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas, Brynjolf, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
The Captive by w Blitz reviews
AU. Shepard and Vakarian were sworn enemies. Then, she saves his life in a meeting with a Thresher Maw and changes everything. Rated M for language and adult themes. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,130 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Goodbye, My Love by w Blitz reviews
When Shepard said goodbye to her crew mates just before the final battle, Javik- The Prothean gave her his memory shard. He told her to leave behind her memories for a new cycle to discover. With the Reaper threat gone, Garrus sets out to find his love's memory shard, to relive her last moments with her and give her the proper goodbye. Rated T. Garrus/Femshep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Marvelous Spiderman by MarvelWriter03 reviews
Peter Parker continues with the struggles of juggling relationships, work, and school as he protects the city from the likes of several classic villains. How will he handle it when things turn completely upside down? Join Peter, Gwen, Harry, and Mary Jane as they star in this re-telling of the classic hero in a new universe that is nothing less than marvelous. Please Review!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 180,991 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S. - Complete
Invincible by new lights reviews
I wonder why he's helping me, is this a plan or something? I can't tell if he is serious or not right now. Then I realize what Cato just did. And it's something brilliant. He's in my head now, and I'm not going to be able to get him out.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,543 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
To Be… a Dragon's Servant by Delgodess reviews
She was cold, hungry and miserable. And it was all because of that stupid Dragon. HIATUS.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Paradise of Light and Shadow by Dulce Periculum reviews
A single bet throws Sparrow into yet another plot laid out by Fate, one she may not survive. Along with Reaver, a bandit, and an old friend, she will have to face an enemy that is determined to have both her and the pirate dead. Reviews anyone?
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Reaver
Sky, Spring, Summer by Metrophor reviews
*MAIN QUEST SPOILERS AHOY* In the end, the only choice left to her is whether to follow the path of birth, or the path of blood. Originally written for the Skyrim Kink Meme.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Paarthurnax - Complete
Avatar Chronicles:: To Truly See by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
Sara Mason is twenty-five years old, and after the battle with the Na'vi and RDA, she's torn between loyalty to Earth and love for Pandora. When she is given the opportunity to become one with The People, she is forced to choose the path she will walk.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 111,035 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Innocence is Bliss reviews
Sparrow is about as innocent as they come, and ex-pirate king, Reaver knows this, and when he returns, he leaves Bloodstone to visit her. Little do they know that danger and mistakes lie ahead of them. Rated T just in case.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Reaver