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Joined 11-15-11, id: 3433751, Profile Updated: 05-14-12
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Hi, I'm PaDiYaFLAME if you didn't know.

Gender: Female, duh!

Location: Turn your head to the left, a little more, keep going-nope! Too far! Backbackbackback-Oh forget it! I'm the chick on the other side of the screen waving at you! *waves*

Likes: Transformers, Bleach, Naruto, Transformers, Fairy Tail, Transformers, Transfor-oh wait...

Hobby: I'm an artist (though I get really lazy when i comes to posting stuff *sobs*)

I'm a little odd and I have the tendency to procrastinate...a lot...I'm a bit silent though I will try to make an effort to respond but if I don't please don't hate me, I don't hate you!

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Starcrossed Lovers by DaemonicKitten reviews
They say 'be careful what you wish for', but do any of us ever listen? I never did. I mean, I never thought I'd ever have reason to. Then I bought raffle tickets, won an entirely unexpected surprise, made a careless wish, and suddenly my world's been turned completely upside down. Suddenly, I'm thrown into something I'm not entirely sure I can handle. At least I'm not alone?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,162 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 20h - Published: 3/4 - Bumblebee, Jazz, Optimus Prime
My Family, My Home by Cairistona reviews
Prowl finds life complicated, but it gets even more so when his spark starts getting melted by a young femme, Auri. Worse, Soundwave gets shot down and ends up in ends up in Autobot hands. Add an ex-Decepticon Praxian refugee to the mix, along with Auri's upgrade completion, restive twins, and Prowl's conflict with logic and emotion, and it gets even more fun.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 552,474 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Chromia, Ironhide] Soundwave, Elita-1
The road less taken by way of life reviews
Death is annoyed at an Asgardian for all the dead that he had been sending to Death's realm before their time. And Death lets his annoyance show. Master of Death Harry! Powerful Harry! Dark-ish Harry! And now a two-shot on popular demand!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., Thor, Loki - Complete
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 374,483 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hayate G., Rin, Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 449,942 - Reviews: 7469 - Favs: 7,002 - Follows: 6,706 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
The Green Beastling by sweetlilsunshine reviews
If you think being reborn in Kohona is tough; try being reborn as the spawn of it's infamous 'Green Beast'. Let me tell you, my life got a whole lot more difficult when my disease finally finished me off. -Self Insert-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,000 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gai M.
Through the Eyes of a Beastling by SNicole25 reviews
If there was one thing in the afterlife she wasn't prepared for, it was being reborn as the daughter of Konoha's 'Fabled Green Beast'. Rewrite of 'The Green Beastling' I wrote on my other profile, Sweetlilsunshine. SI/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 431 - Published: 6/27 - Gai M., Kakashi H., OC
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 83 - Words: 436,992 - Reviews: 4048 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, OC
Introductions: Prowl by Botosphere reviews
Prowl received the first of Optimus' transmissions but missed the second. Seeing a Prime in flight is the least of the surprises awaiting him on Earth.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 6/3
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Spider Thread by blackcatgirl reviews
I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert. Because the plot bunnies have laid siege to my brain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 201,696 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/14/2013 - OC, Kakashi H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
AU: A Saiyan Warrior by darksupersayian reviews
What if Goku hadn't lost his memory as a child? Alternate universe starting at the beginning of Dragonball. Recently reposted better than ever.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 188,250 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Goku, Bulma
Growing Pains by Transformersfan123 reviews
Sequel to Side Effects. The time when Silverstreak got along with Optimus was long ago. Nobody seems to have enough time for him anymore. Even Bee's growing distant. When Silverstreak's life on Earth is bleaker than it has ever been, something happens that throws him into another adventure. It will further change him, and the way mechs view him forever.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,816 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sam W.
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 1/19 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Quincy Craft by Jaydoggg39 reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki despises the fateful night that left him powerless, so he ran and left his tragic life behind in Karakura Town. His life changed when hope was offered from the empire within the shadows, revealing to him a new future... One where he could finally discard the spiteful memories of his past.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 59 - Words: 274,877 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ichigo K., Juhabach, Bambietta B., Haschwald - Complete
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,365 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,491 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2313 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 1,867 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Earth: Bring it Down by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
[Sequel to Water: Twist of Fate] The Earth Kingdom is an impartial maze, its paths constantly twisting and turning. The Avatar and his friends have taken one path, Prince Zuko and his companions have decided upon another. Along the way, enemies and friends will be made, unexpected feelings will arise, and loyalties will be tested. Nothing is set in stone.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,284 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Zuko, Iroh, OC
Synergy by Agent 0r4ng3 reviews
A freak 'gas-line break' in the local cafe renders her blind and scarred, with no mention of the giant robots that caused the injury. Her brother is hauled in by 'Sector Seven,' whoever they are, for hacking top secret information. A car just kidnapped her, demanding her to take him to his twin brother. Since when does a car have a brother? Sunny/OC/Sides slow-build -COMPLETE-
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 418,129 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sideswipe - Complete
Rotted Rowan by Darkpetal16 reviews
The stories go with someone always trying to do good in the Narutoverse, but good is a subjective term. What qualifies as 'good' for them, could be drastically different for those who actually live in the Narutoverse. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,228 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Madara U., Mito U., OC
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Free Falling by Hubero reviews
It's been over a year since Jaime met the Bots. The Cons are searching for something, but that's the least of Jaime's worries. Lately she's been dreaming of a horrible monster who calls himself the Fallen. And who is the prisoner plaguing her dreams? There's a storm coming that only Jaime can sense, and when it hits, she's going to be right in the center of it. "I Feel Home" Sequel
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/5/2013 - W. Lennox, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe
Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Hermionechan90 reviews
Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,614 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 12/6/2014
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 225,709 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 6,922 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Scales by Straight-Outta-Hobbiton reviews
In which Ichigo is a dragon and his hoard consists of people
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,333 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 9/16/2014 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fading Memories by Darkpetal16 reviews
A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,707 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,493 - Reviews: 1962 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 214,330 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,860 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 4,224 - Follows: 3,672 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Rules For Not Getting Squished by StoleTheSpider reviews
A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 101,586 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Ironhide, Ratchet, Optimus Prime
I Feel Home by Hubero reviews
Jaime Hawthorne lost her parents to a car accident. Years later she thinks that her luck has finally changed after she is adopted. But strange things are happening. Like the voice she's been hearing from someone named Jazz. And why was that cop car following her? And what's with the weird vibe she always gets from that black pickup truck? And most importantly, what's the Allspark?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,662 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/15/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - W. Lennox, Ironhide, Jazz, Sideswipe - Complete
The Biggest Toad in the Puddle by Tsume Yuki reviews
In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,034 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 4,632 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Jiraiya, Team Seven, Team Ten
Rules to Keep You Alive by DuskMoon15 reviews
Look, I don't know how you got here, and I don't want to. But if you're going to stay here, then there are some rules you need to know to stay alive. Oh, and I should probably tell you who I am before we get into that. My name is Shiloh Winters, and I'm the only human who lives on the Nemesis.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,374 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 4,324 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Rise of the Western Empire by Sadono reviews
After the Sasuke retrieval mission Tsunade suddenly stops her support for Naruto on the village council, bringing him into the clutches of Danzo. But with a little help from his friends Naruto manages to escape the village. His flight leads young Naruto into the west where he soon trades his dream to become Hokage for a new one. M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,189 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 2,909 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bleach: Deathberry Chronicles, Reprise by badliar 2312 reviews
Different actions, different consequences, instead of Final Getsuga Tenshou, Zangetsu and Ichigo's hollow side decided to fully merge with Ichigo to defeat Aizen, but the act also sent Ichigo back in time before he rescued Rukia, what will Ichigo do now?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,529 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ichigo K.
The Daily Buzz by Botosphere reviews
In ROTF, Sam and Leo disappeared for parts unknown. Back home, their roommates made a startling discovery-the alien robots like to blog! The continuing story of four boys, a blog and a year in college.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fassbinder, Sharsky
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
Amenaza by Alban55 reviews
After Naruto dies, he changes into a Hollow. This single death will change the lives and afterlives of many. And it's not exactly for the better.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 399,444 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 2,558 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Beginnings by Challenger2011 reviews
A collection of one-shots that cover events before, during and after Little One leading up to the Battle of Tyger Pax.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 4/21/2013 - [Optimus Prime, Elita-1] Bumblebee, Sideswipe
Revealing Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
A year ago, Katrina left Tranquility for a more peaceful life; now Megatron has returned. The key to changing Katrina's mind about fighting may lie in her shadowy past, but will her guardians accept the dark truth? Some things are best left hidden.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,375 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Barricade, Jazz - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prankster God of Huecco Mundo by AnisoulJ93 reviews
Ichigo and Rukia have a run in with what is quite possibly the weirdest Hollow ever. The problem? It won't leave them alone! Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,615 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 4,252 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,667 - Reviews: 2565 - Favs: 1,736 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Primary Mechanisms by UlurNaga reviews
She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 118 - Words: 428,287 - Reviews: 4245 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Optimus Prime
Clearing Mist by shadownumera reviews
I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 193,787 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Kisame H., OC] - Complete
The Water Quota by Fire0770 reviews
A collection of letters letters between Aizen, Gin, Tosen and The Espada. When you are living in the middle of a desert, water is the last thing you would expect to see. In order to compensate for this, the inhabitants of Las Noches have to take it in turns to go on daily water runs. Unfortunately, Aizen didn't anticipate just how incompetent his arrancar can be...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 178 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen, Tousen K., Espada
Gin's Notebook by Totoromo reviews
Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,504 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Orihime I., G. Ichimaru, Ulquiorra
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3024 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 6,188 - Follows: 5,973 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 2,871 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thanks to a Snake by lucky14now reviews
Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Ch1 beta'ed March 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 3,943 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Soundwave's life on the Nemesis by BeeSamusnChief reviews
Soundwave being the first decepticon to listen to every problem and accomplish every task, as emotionless as he looks, hop on the Nemesis with him and you willl find one of the most sarcastic immature mechs on the Nemesis, if not even more sarcastic then Knockout, he dosen't dare to speak any of his thoughts to the others, but why is he so sarcastic and immature?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 67,501 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Soundwave, Megatron, Knock Out, Bumblebee
Trouble by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Lost and Found by xotakux2002x reviews
Cleaning out on moving day results in unpleasant things for Hidan and Kakuzu. light kakuhidan, zettobi, and sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
Forging Destiny by White Angel of Auralon reviews
When Harry left the Dursley's after blowing up his aunt he didn't imagine how his life would change. Meeting a man who can bring light to the past, Harry discovers secrets kept from him his whole life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 166,770 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Solemnly Swear by Death's Inevitable Kiss reviews
Transfan didn't even begin to cover Noah's love for Transformers. In Lyra's opinion, it was borderline obsessive, but he was her little brother, so she didn't mind. Thanks to a stupid birthday promise, they find themselves stuck in the fandom for Primus knows what. Add in a mild separation, some excruciating injuries, and bizarre dreams, and Lyra's living in Hell. Sides/OC/Sunny
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,100 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Sam W., Mikaela B., Bumblebee, Sideswipe
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 3,246 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bleach and the Half Blood Prince by Eradona reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix; picks up where that story left off. Ichigo and Harry main characters; go with them as they return to Hogwarts and ready themselves to battle two enemies! Part two is now COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 273,769 - Reviews: 1845 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Transformers: All for One by SingingFlames reviews
Thundercracker and Skywarp try to figure out why their trine is being punished, and yet Starscream is strangely mute on the subject. No pairings. No OCs. UPDATE, CHAPTER EIGHT'S UP! Each chapter is a stand alone story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,467 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Starscream, Thundercracker
Introductions: Ratchet by Botosphere reviews
RotF. If Ratchet ain't happy, ain't nobody happy, and while resurrections are awesome, a stressed-out Ratchet isn't a happy one. Sam's new status doesn't exactly help matters.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sam W., Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
My Dad, Megatron by Arguyus reviews
After escaping from the Stockade with Megatron, Shockwave has come up with an evil schema that involves the capture of Sari Sumdac. But what is this plan and, more importantly, will it work?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sari S.
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 179 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
To The Moon And Beyond by Whozawhatcha reviews
Following the movie canon, Rochelle finds herself thrown into the world of the Autobots. However, when unexpected things happen, how will Rochelle cope with loss, love, sparklings, and the question of Decepticons or Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 262,792 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Shockwave
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 703 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Mind Over Matter by Sayla Ragnarok reviews
Ever since Jack discovered the Autobots it's rare for him to be completely alone. Between school and his job it's also rare for him to have nothing to do but when he does he doesn't spend it like most teens. Instead, he goes out to his secret place in the canyons where he practices mind over matter, literally.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,222 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jack D.
Introductions: Mirage by Botosphere reviews
Mirage had sworn to serve Optimus Prime and his kin. When the proud Towers mech finally arrives on Earth and meets Sam, however, things suddenly get a lot more complicated.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Dino/Mirage, Optimus Prime
Duck Attack by Hubero reviews
"What are you up to?" Ironhide scrutinized Jaime warily. "Have Jazz or Sides ever got on your nerves, and you wanted to get payback?" she asked slyly. "Every Orn," he grunted. "How'd you like to make them paranoid that someone was after them?" He looked at her. She had his entire attention now. "Who?" he asked. Jaime grinned devilishly. "Karma." T because of swearing.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Ironhide, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Introductions: Optimus Prime by Botosphere reviews
With the death of Optimus, the last descendant of the Ancient Primes, the Dynasty comes to an end. Sam Witwicky is a Prime of an entirely different kind, though, and Optimus learns that the boy can't fulfill his fate alone because it also involves his big, younger brother Prime. Set during RotF.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,147 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Optimus Prime - Complete
A Spark's Haven by Lunar Mist reviews
They were the last of the seekers on Cybertron and the only Autobot seekers alive. With a rough transition to Earth, the three set out to help in a war that had torn their world apart. DISCONTINUED
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,237 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Jazz, Sunstreaker
Side Effects by Transformersfan123 reviews
Just because Sam couldn't hear them, didn't mean the Primes had left. They said they had been watching him for a long time, and they hadn't stopped just because he'd met them. Rated T for safety.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,385 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Sam W. - Complete
Iron Struck by Foreign Inhabitant reviews
Elizabeth Lennox has moved in with her uncle, Will Lennox, and his family. She knows of the Cybertronians and decides to avoid their presence on Earth; but unfortunately, doesn't know she has come to close friends with one of the most obstinate.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ironhide, OC
A Decepticon Christmas by Prander reviews
Santa Claus meets Megatron. Ho-Ho-Holy shit! Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Through a Cybercat's Optics by Lunar Mist reviews
I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,860 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Guilelines to living with Decepticons by Deception is Decepticon reviews
The one and only guidebook to living with Decepticons. Be warned, life insurance is essentual.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,035 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 806 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by Botosphere reviews
The Autobots have always had a lot to learn about acting human in their holoforms. This is the story of human nature, force fed, and thanks to one Annabelle Lennox. Happy birthday, RK Striker JK 5.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Optimus Prime, W. Lennox - Complete
Destroyer of Worlds by Botosphere reviews
Companion fic to Kinship 'verse set right after TTB. To fulfill his fate and replenish the All Spark, Sam must first do the impossible - beat his brother Prime in an argument. Optimus is less than thrilled.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,589 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Sam W. - Complete
Science and Fiction by Faecat reviews
When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 146 - Words: 620,683 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Sideswipe - Complete
Megatron Goes to Energon Mountain by Faecat reviews
CRACKFIC! Parody of Charlie the Unicorn Goes to Candy Mountain. I am not to be held responsible for the crack within. anasazidarkmoon's giftfic in response to Showtime!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,894 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Her Twins by DaemonicKitten reviews
She's just an everyday, normal Trans-fan. One like any other you'd meet on the street, complete with habits and slang taken from almost living in the wake of the movies. When she realizes the hard way her fandom has suddenly become real, can she survive?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 96 - Words: 351,736 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Wrench to the Helm! by Ninja School Dropout reviews
Implied character death. After Ratchet's offlinement he leave precise directions that are not ignored. Parody Crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ratchet - Complete
Grab It By The Horns by Mercedes Wolfcry reviews
I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 270,475 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Not Quite as Planned by cerokun reviews
Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,753 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Tie That Binds by Botosphere reviews
RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,541 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
New Revelations by A. Rouge. K reviews
Sakura has no memory of anything until age 7, and she has a bad habit of never going all out when facing the Akatsuki. On a mission with Naruto and Kakashi they run into the Akatsuki who know about her past and who she is. contains War, Romance,& Swearing. Editing by Elivira
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,817 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
HOW TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH DECEPTICONS by catincanada reviews
Just a few rules for human decepticon agents to follow when living at the decepticon base. Ignore at your own peril.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010
Harry Potter and the Order of the Bleached Phoenix by Eradona reviews
Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,883 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Harry P., Ichigo K. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2023 - Favs: 6,117 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Christmas Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
Takes place before Revealing Secrets. Katrina has never celebrated Christmas, so her guardians are determined to make this holiday an unforgettable one. The only problem is, Jazz is called off on a mission, leaving Barricade in charge of the details...
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Barricade - Complete
Seeklets: The Rules of Trine Forming by BooLoo2 reviews
When seeklets search for trine members there are, of course, rules to follow. Light slash. Cute, baby seekers!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Watch Yourself by Theoretician reviews
The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Optimus Prime, Wheeljack - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
Point of No Return by niteryde reviews
Trunks was going back in time to warn the others about the androids, but instead ended up in a time when Vegeta was Frieza's most ruthless soldier... can he keep his power and identity a secret when he sees the brutality of his father's past?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,088 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010 - M. Trunks, Vegeta - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 5,352 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Chance of Survival by mumblybee reviews
Red vs Blue. In which Delta learns York's favorite color, and York learns that there's no such thing as a stupid question.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - York, Delta - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 499 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Transformers: Prime Crack Fic by deathoftoast reviews
Both the Autobots and Decepticons find they desire the same thing...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
Campaigns Pelliquum and Jazz by Ell Bee Someone Else Now reviews
In most fanfic, it is Jazz who courts Prowl. Not here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
If an Autobot do NOT do the following 2 by hummergrey reviews
Rules to survive, rules to laugh over, cry over and ignore when you want. Add the differences of two races, femmes, sparklings and human teens. What's an Autobot Second in Command to do? Roll with it. STORY ARC: Prime is the result, this is their journey.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 149,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Optimus Prime, Annabelle L.
An Exercise in Concentration by Steelfeathers reviews
...or how to drive the Autobots insane in 100 words or less. A series of small drabbles. Pure crack. First: Red Alert. Second: Optimus Prime
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Unforeseen by Erailea Evenstar reviews
Tragedy brought them together. An accident means to separate them. Ironhide had never meant to let things go as far as they had, he had simply promised to watch over her. But fate and the Decepticons had other ideas. IH/OC. NOT a mary-sue.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 148,540 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Precinct by shadowblade-tara reviews
An unexpected act of mercy has far more dangerous repercussions than anyone could have ever imagined. For every day that passes by, a dark secret comes closer to being exposed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bridge by vericus reviews
In which Elita refuses to file essential paperwork, Prowl is stubborn, Jazz is even more stubborn, and the future is fluid. Slashiness. Sequel to 'Prologue'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Prologue by vericus reviews
Some first meetings are stranger than others. Implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On A Different Cybertron by Shadowgirl119 reviews
AU. The Great War never started, Cybertronians have always considered organic lifeforms as beneath them. However, when they start importing some new slaves from Earth...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,171 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W.
Fanon by Angry Archer reviews
G1: The Decepticons know what you've been writing... and they're not happy...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Megatron, Starscream
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 5,468 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Best Christmas Ever by DaemonicKitten reviews
After repainting Optimus green and white, Bella is hit with a powerful prank muse. Tag to Her Twins. Canon and non-Canon pairings inside.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
The Poet and the Pendulum by Disgruntled Cola reviews
Allison was having a bad month. When her car breaks down, her boss goes missing and she finds herself stalked by a sentient robot named Wheeljack, things take a turn for the worse. OC, harmless fluff r/r plz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,243 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Showtime! by Anasazi Darkmoon reviews
Oneshot. Gift-fic for Faecat. The Autobots and their NEST comrades embark on a mission to wipe out a possible Decepticon base, only to find something far stranger than anything they thought possible. No pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Two Times Two by DaemonicKitten reviews
Two real world Trans-fans are simply hanging out one day, when they happen across a man driving a yellow Hummer. Immediately, friendships are struck, and the trio grow closer until... The entire world changes. S&M, Ironhide/Chromia, OC/Ratchet, OC/Jazz.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 171,856 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Ratchet, Jazz - Complete
Trials of a Seeker by Sorciere reviews
Will gets turned into a Seeker. Things really go downhill from there. Semi-serious crack-bunny, rated for a couple of later chapters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 202,590 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - W. Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
To The Limit by LifeWriter reviews
AU. Inoue Orihime can reject reality. Aizen Sousuke thinks he is a god. In the week between Orihime's capture and her 'rescue', Hueco Mundo gets turned upside-down. Oneshot, crack.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/12/2010 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Full Moon Rising by Pagen Godess reviews
Sam has a secret. One that could put all he loves in danger. Now when it truly matters most can he protect his loved ones from his curse or will they be destroyed.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,568 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Love Finally Known by Kira michi reviews
COMPLETED! Shun, Rio, and Yuri are back! And this time, they've changed in the past three years. And the big change, is that they all have Bankai. Follow their crazy adventures as they discover love. Sequel to Captains' Love. :D Sucky summery? Yep. Don't review, please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 187,807 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Rise by Oni-Gil reviews
The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,018 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8073 - Favs: 15,118 - Follows: 6,464 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Quest for the Other All Spark by rhombusofterror reviews
Revised. When the All Spark from the movieverse warps itself and Sam into the Animated!verse, things go downhill from there. Plenty of OOC. Could be crack. I suck at humour so beware! Rated T for safety. Crossover with Animated!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Prowl, Sam W. - Complete
Kinship by Botosphere reviews
Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,674 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Captains' Love by Kira michi reviews
What if three friends win the hearts of their Captains? They won't know what to do, since they never been in love before. But they do know one thing, they will have fun being in their squads. Zara/OC, Bya/OC, Hitsu/OC Don't review, please.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 205,103 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Pay What You Owe! by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Anzu Kimura was a girl who liked monotony in her life. Monotony was her safeguard; monotony kept her sane. The slightest change was bound to set her off... So when her monotony is challenged, she's determined to fix it. Go figure it would lead to this...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,964 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Shinji H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5891 - Favs: 9,103 - Follows: 3,443 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,605 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 5,084 - Follows: 2,532 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Keeping Secrets by LunaeShark reviews
'07 Movieverse. School's out, but a quiet summer is not what's in store for Sam, Mikaela and their transforming friends. A neighbor's cousin is staying with the Witwickys, and soon it becomes clear that she has a dangerous, possibly deadly, secret... R&R
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
If an Autobot, do NOT do the following by hummergrey reviews
Humans and Transformers have a lot to learn to coexist. These are the fun times and cultural differences of two worlds. Prank pulling twins, Annabelle, Wheelie, Autobot femmes, a ninja Bumblebee and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 225,531 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
Wrenchie Claus by DaemonicKitten reviews
Since 'Undercover' Bella's been through a lot. Now, the main threats have been taken care of, and life has been settled and peaceful, for the most part. However, when Winter rolls around... Bella will play! Ratchet/OC, Optimus/Elita, Ironhide/Chromia
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Undercover by DaemonicKitten reviews
A young woman with secrets attempting an undercover mission is interrupted by several strangers. She suddenly finds herself running from people claiming to be military, for numerous possible reasons, and bringing a friend along for the wild ride.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,658 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10324 - Favs: 12,750 - Follows: 5,221 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
The Great Forgotten by anihana reviews
A girl wakes up with no memory of her past. She's adopted by the Kyouraku family and bonds with Shunsui and eventually falls in love with Ukitake. How will her past reveal itself over time? JuushiroxOC. Reviews welcome, no flames please. Complete
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 248,842 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Baby Got Back by DaemonicKitten reviews
A side one-shot of a prank the Lennox's pull, with a little help, on two very unsuspecting, but very deserving mechs. Loosely related to 'Autobot Pranks'. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Hard to Forgive by Tiro reviews
Banished from Konoha after an accident with Kyuubi, Naruto swears to come back too powerful to be brought down. Years pass with no sign. Until they hear a Hidden Village has risen, and its' residents are demons and outcasts. Will they find Naruto there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
I hate my job by Kaekokat reviews
CRACK! This is what happens when I just start writing. All things considered, this is quite mild. This is all Fayola's fault. She brings the crack out of me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Hook, Soundwave - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 226 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cards by quixotomy reviews
Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Aporia by Lnzy1 reviews
The day the new Allspark came into being was the day Sam Witwicky died. But a millennia later on a renewed Cybertron, a new life is sparked; One with green optics and memories of another world. AU movieverse.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,210 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 967 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of Transformers 07 by Kibble Beast reviews
When the Transformers heard that Transformers 2007 was coming out, they just had to tune in and watch the premiere. But just what will their reactions be? Warning: this is deranged. G1-verse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,990 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
A Passion of Controversy by Tranquilized-Night reviews
UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,863 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 203 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Vegeta, Bulma
The Road Less Travelled By by Ashen Skies reviews
Five years ago Naruto brought Sasuke back but received only hurt in return, and so he left. Now it is Kitsune, strong and deadly, who returns to his old village to take the jounin exam. When war erupts with Konoha at its heart, what will he choose? SLASH
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,483 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4142 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 647 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Keep All Limbs Inside the Vehicle At All Times by Arctic Banana reviews
Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 3,813 - Follows: 927 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
April Fool's by Devious Decepticon reviews
With a day devoted especially to pranks, Sideswipe wreaks havoc in the Autobot base. After all, April Fool's Day only comes once a year...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 5,130 - Follows: 1,014 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
From the Bottom Up by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Purple rain by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Thundercracker must face the mistakes of his past as he tries to recover his most precious treasure. Without notice, all our life can be decided in one single moment.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,598 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Thundercracker, Skywarp - Complete
Code Of Honour by LittleMewLugia reviews
When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Great Toaster Prank by LegacyRBluesummers reviews
Crackfic, Ratchet, the Twin Terrors, and Toaste
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Whose Idea Was This Anyways? by Mazarine Fennec reviews
Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Secret Student by Sephy-Chan reviews
Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,276 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 3,516 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jealousy by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are surprised to find Prowl has a fanclub. Jazz just wants it gone.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Byakuya: He or she? by Greenzaku reviews
Yachiru has a burning question for Renji. What's his captain's sex?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Byakuya K., Yachiru K. - Complete
A Perfect Plan by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/14/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Yachiru K. - Complete
Bathtime by Melora Maxwell reviews
Turbofleas plus decontamination plus bath equals one peeved Ravage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 292 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Drinking Game by Beertree reviews
MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 451 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
More than Brotherhood by MariaShadow reviews
G1 Something is up with the twins... Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,408 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Sue to end All Sues reviews
Punished for trolling sues, follow a not so normal girl and her best friend from our world into the Transformers verse as she becomes a Mary-Sue against her will. Not to be too taken seriously. Warning: Language. Heavy OOCness. Mary-Sues.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,866 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Starscream