Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
Hello, peoples of FanFiction! My name's Crimson, and I like to obsess over fandoms. Oh, and Yaoi. I LOVE YAOI!!! Especially Naruto yaoi, but any yaoi is fantastic. I also watch Doctor Who and I like the Eragon books. I'm really not that interesting... most of my stories will be yaoi and will contain lemons, and they will be boy-boy, so if you don't like then don't read, and please don't flame. Thanks :) Oh, and PS... I'm a bit of a pervert. Just warning you, in case you hadn't figured that out already. If you like you can request a lemon yaoi pairing and I might write a oneshot for you, depending on if I like the pairing. If I'm gonna publish a story that's curse and lemon-free I'll state it in the summary.
I am a huge pervert. I am also a huge fan of uke Sasuke. Especially slave BDSM uke Sasuke... so I would be eternally grateful to anyone who knows of a good story like that and told me about it. I don't even care who the seme is (although I do enjoy Itachi and Naruto as seme), as long as Sasuke is uke... and him being a slave is just a bonus. So yeah, drop me a line if you know of any good ones, I'll love you forever :) If I don't want any more I'll delete this note, so if it's still up then please, do tell. I've been tearing FF apart recently for good, slave Sasuke fics and I'm running extremely low :( help, anyone?
Also something you should know: I am Bi. It's been an interesting process, accepting that about myself. But I've begun to realize that sexual orientation isn't all there is to a person, even though when my parents found out they sent me to the loony bin to try and fix the 'problem'. Damn bastards. I have attempted to tell them that simply because they don't believe in being bisexual or gay doesn't mean it is wrong, and that I DON'T need to see therapists because I am 'confused', but to no avail. I'M NOT INSANE BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL. It pisses me off and makes me sad :( Ahem, anyways... didn't come here to read my sob story, did you? So, moving on.
Stories I'm working on:
Seme and Slave (Naruto, ItaSasu, yaoi lemons, in progress) Next chapter's in progress. I thought I should warn you guys in advance this time, it's looking to be a long wait this time around. I'm so sorry but the motivation is eluding me... I'm still hacking away at it but every sentence feels choppy and forced and downright painful. So. My apologies but it's probably gonna be a while :(
Love like This (Naruto, Oneshot, SasuGaara, yaoi lemon) quite possibly the worst piece I've ever written, my first lemon ever and god is it bad. I should really delete the horrendous thing off the internet but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
Three's a Party (Naruto, ItaNaruSasu, yaoi lemons, in progress) As of right now I'm focusing mainly on Seme and Slave, and once that's finished I'll give this one some love. I do fully intend to get back to it though, just not soon. When I do though, I think it's gonna be good :) lots of pervertedness and ItaNaruSasu lemony fun.
I should introduce you to Neko-san, if you don't know him already - he's my mascot. Neko-san's at the end of every chapter along with my author's note. He is also sometimes known as Hypno-kitty.
Oh, and you know something that annoys me? People who favorite and/or alert a story and don't review it. I mean, I can see if you alert it and then review the next time it's updated, but if you're just freeloading it makes me unhappy. And very few things make me unhappy. On Seme and Slave in particular, I'm starting to wonder if I have to hunt people down... and I will hunt you down.
On a happier note - my favorite people in the world are my reviewers. Seriously, with my family trying to counsel the bi-ness out of me, my readers are some of the only people who seem to care and accept me. And even more than the feedback (which is also brilliant), I love you guys for that. Wouldn't be where I am not if it weren't for you.
Alright, enough of that... here's some random info on me, which none of you are probably interested in, but I thought I'd put it here anyway. These are common misconceptions people like to make about me and everybody else.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Lie. I'm tall, it's an optical illusion that I'm skinny. I'm average.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (blatant lie, this)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. (Bullshit. I'm not crazy, just unbalanced)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (i dance, but not professionally or anything)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (That's so untrue it's insulting.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. (Fucking lies. I was raped, okay? I'm NOT easy.)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (this one happens to be true... but whatever)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Not true. I eat lunch, every day, thank you very much. Still not fat. Not skinny either, but not fat.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Yeah... previously stated. I'm single by choice, fuckers.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (damn idiot Christians giving us all a bad name... for the record, I'm a christian and I am great friends with lots of gay, bi and lez people.)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Not a loser. Being weird just makes me more awesome. :D)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'll kill you if you tell me that... Seriously, don't. Annoys the shit out of me.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (not true.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (You know, not all artists are arrogant bitches... although I'll admit some are. I just happen to not be.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Actually somewhat accurate. I hate groups...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Already stated. Awesome, not crazy.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Absolute bullshit. I'll have you random person who is reading this know that physically, I'm not exactly what you'd call weak. Not crazy strong either. But not weak.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (Yeah, I didn't even know Wales was affiliated with sheep...)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (These two Canadian ones annoy the shit out of me. Yes, I'm Canadian, and we do not live in igloos, or keep polar bears as pets, or drive around in dog sleds, nor is it snowy all year around here. We do not have weird accents, but we are very polite to people. There, rant over.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Bull-fucking shit. That's all I'm saying. My only have on OC, and she is the farthest thing from a Mary-Sue I've ever seen.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (True, I am against abortion)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Again, true. Always been a loner, probably always will be)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Lies... I'm not brilliant or anything but I'm capable of getting mostly A's if I'm willing to try for it. Which I'm not, so in school it was mostly B's, because I'm a lazy-ass.)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Lie. I don't want a boyfriend or girlfriend because it creates attachment and ties, which right now, I don't need.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (Formerly true... now it's just my friend.)
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I see (or used to see) A COUNSELOR OR PSYCHIATRIST, so I MUST be INSANE and ready to KILL MYSELF OR OTHERS. (Must I call bullshit again? Honesty, the stereotypes some people come up with, it's almost insulting with how stupid they are.)
Okay, that's over and done with. I'm high on sugar right now so I'm just gonna go rambling on, I know most of you probably won't read this, it's okay, don't bother, there's nothing important or useful here anyway.
THE LADYBUGS ARE COMING FOR YOUR SOUL.
Also, I met an Itachi cosplayer. I glomped him with love and chased him around for the next three hours, it was hilarious. I'm not usually that weird. But then again, this sugar high has been going on for a very long time, and sugar makes me do weird things.
Did you know that I sing? I do. I like to sing. My mom is better than me though, she makes me feel small :( she's so pretty and cool and kind to everybody but scary when she's mad she's just, oh I love my mom. Except when she's being a bitch about me being bi, then she's evil and I'm sad that she doesn't understand that being bi isn't all I am.
I took the Seme and Uke quiz, I got the Chibi Seme, just like the first time I took it three years ago... I guess I haven't changed much :P
I don't know why any of you would care to know any of this. Sugar is like alcohol to me, I'm probably gonna freak out and delete this in the morning... hehehe...
Ok. I'm tired now. Need to go work on SAS... will see you peoples latur :)
Mah life hates meh! I stare for hours on end at the computer screen trying for the life of me to WRITE SOMETHING but I can't... waaahh... *dissolves into writer's-block-induced depression* STUPID SASUKE BEING SO CUTE I CAN'T WRITE YOU ANYMORE!