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Joined 11-15-11, id: 3433861, Profile Updated: 01-15-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Bleach.

Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters in no particular order, and answer the questions below! No peeking.

1. sakura

2. Shino

3. neji

4. pein

5. Gaara

6. Hinata

7. Deidara

8. Hidan

9. Shikamaru

10. Kiba

11. Kakashi

12. Itachi

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic?

Kakashi and Hinata... no, i havent... it seems way too unlikely...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Pein? hell yeah!!!! rawr! :3

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

if itachi got hidan pergnant, i bet pein would kick them out of the Akatsuki, hidan would be killed by Jashin and Sasuke would give up on Killing Itchi because it would be too emarrassing to be seen near the brother that got another man pregnant...

4.Do you remember any fics about Nine?

yes, they are usually cute

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Shino and Hinata? hell yeah, they would be adorable

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Gaara and shikamaru, or Gaara and Kiba, Gaara would kill them both with his cuteness, Temari would kill Shika for chosing her little brother over her, and Kibas mom would probably kill kiba... though both pairings are unlikely.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in a awkward situation?

If deidara walked in on Itachi and shino, i think he would laugh then blow them up, unless Itachi Mangekyou'd his ass first, in which case, Dei-kun would be a puddle of mentally f'd up goo, then Shino would feeds said goo to his bugs.

8. Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Neji was training in the forest one day, when he stumbled upon a nin dog puppy. deciding to find the little dogs owner, he arrives at the Inuzuka conpound, only to find that the puppy chose him as its master. Can Kiba teach Neji about the dog, ninja relationship before the puppy drives the young Hyuuga up the wall?

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight fluff?

surprisingly, yes, i have read a fluffy fanfiction about Sakura and Hidan

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

uhhhh... blood, clay, and betrayal? hell, i dont know, Dei kun and ita chan dont strike me as the mushy type

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Pein would walk up to sakura and tell her they were going on a date, then get punched through a wall. then he would kidnap her in her sleep, lock her in the basement and make her have dinner with him.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

i dont think so

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

i write stories with Kakashi in them, cause he is the best.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No

15. What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?

I think kiba is more of the growl/bark/howl kinda guy,

16. If you write a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bodies, by Drowning pool

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic what would the warning be?

Sakura/Hinata/Itachi... WARNING: Itachi has a lolita complex, or WARNING: Sasuke bashing, cause look!!! Sasuke cant even keep his fangirl (sakura) and even Hinata prefers Itachi! lawlz

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kiba: do you like sleeping?? Shino:... Yes? Kiba: OMG me too!! we do it together!!! Shino:...*Blush*

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Kakashi would describe a relationship between shino and Hidan as a good idea for Jiraiyas next book

20. How emo is Seven?

i would not describe Deidara as emo

21. Write a sexy Eleven/One title.

Kakashi+Sakura+sexy=NOT RIGHT so i cant really write one, sorry.

Hey, This is Tsume, so, i dont really know what to put here, so i'll just do a little 'ABOUT ME' thing.

From: Canada, the true North strong and free!

Age: well, im in my teens, that should be good enough

I like all types of music, and i hate my english teacher. Blue is my favourite colour, and Taco in a bag is my favourite food!

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers.

It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice.

Two thirds of Americans can't do fractions. The other half, just don't care.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I only know how to do things 3 ways: the WRONG way. the RIGHT way. and MY way. Which is really the WRONG way, only faster!

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

Those are just some of my favourite quotes to amuse you while i keep blabbing about myself here...

Favourite characters from different animes are as follows: from Naruto: ALL Akatsuki members, Sakura (in shippuden only) Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Jiraiya, Sai, Kimimaru, and other but for now, thats all. From Bleach: Byakuya, Renji, Shuuhei, Shunsui, Hitsuguya, Ririn, Noda, Ukitake, Yoruichi, Urahara, Karin, Ulquiorra, and so on, moving on... FMA: Ed, Mustang, Havoc, Hawkeye, Scar, Envy, Greed, Al, and others, next is Blood : Haji, Diva, Nathan (cause thats my bro's name lol) , Karl, Kai, Luis, The guy who always smokes... and Riku!!! um... thats all for now...

my favourite colour is blue, i like sour candy, and hate hazelnut chocolate. um...i'm currently watching Uta no Prince sama Maji love 1000... its so cute!!! Ren is my favourite!!!!!!

so, yeah, i'll at to this later...

Au revoir ppl. hope you like my fics.

~ AZT

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PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it...


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Itachi more than Sasuke, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a crush on a Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile.


You know you watch too much Naruto/Naruto Shippuden when you start to:

X --> Dye your hair blonde & try to walk up a tree.

X --> Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

X --> Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.

X --> Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

X --> Roll your eyes back in your head & shout "Byakugan".

X --> Copy every thing a person does & claim it's your bloodline.

X --> Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

X --> Start adding the words chan & kun on the end of your friends names.

X --> Paste a piece of paper that says "Ichi Ichi Paradise" on the front of adult books.

X --> Jump off a cliff & attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

X --> Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet

. X --> Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

X --> Stick your hand in a electric box & scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

X --> Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

X --> Start to call your teachers Sannin/Sensei.

X --> Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

X --> Sit in your local book store & read the manga all day.

X --> Agree to stay up & write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

X --> Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

X --> Graduate high school & proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

X --> Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

X --> Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (Yea, I'm never gunna try to hit Itachi)

X --> List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

X --> Can spout out a random character quote on command.

X --> Draw symbols on a scroll & try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

X --> Sneak around & try to beat your grand father.

X --> Wake up in the middle of the night & scream "Itachi why?!".

X --> Eat all day & all night, & then try to roll into a ball & run someone down.

X --> Get bit by a snake & decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

X --> Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

X --> Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times, then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

X --> Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

X --> When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

X --> Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

X --> When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

X --> Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

X --> Take a leave of absence for two & a half years, & when you come back pretend you're cooler & smarter.

X --> You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach, & claim you have a demon inside of you.

X --> You dye your hair red & carry around bags of sand

. X --> You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

X --> You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

X --> You always wear sunglasses & keep bugs in your pockets.

X --> You get red contacts & claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

X --> You always wear green, skintight clothes.

X --> When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

X --> You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

X --> You collect frogs & claim to be a Toad Sage.

X --> You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it & claim to catch demons.

X --> You sharpen chop sticks & claim them to be senbons.

X --> You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

X --> You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, & say that you're Orochimaru.

X --> Throw knives around the house & scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

X --> You try to gulp down ramen & nearly choke.

X --> Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes & claim to be able to control sand.

X --> You faint when someone touches your forehead.

X --> You flail your arms in circles to try & kill bees.

X --> You try to kill your brother every day.

X --> Dye your hair pink & follow around the hottest guy you can find.

X --> You constantly crack your knuckles & do hand signs without even thinking.

X --> You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

X --> You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

X --> You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

X --> You drink sake & say you are in the "spring time of youth".

X --> You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

X --> You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

X --> You poke people in their butts & yell "A thousand years of pain!".

X --> You always carry a large fan behind you.

X --> You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends & claim to have met him.

X --> In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes & yell "Chidori!"

X --> Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

X --> Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

X --> Carry a fan & wave it at anyone with a shadow.

X --> Draw a swirl on your palm & claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

X --> When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

X --> When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

X --> You name your pig Ton-ton.

X --> You look in the mirror & think its your shadow clone.

X --> You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

X --> You carry around a puppet all day & claim it is dangerous

. X --> You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

X --> You go to school with a forehead protector & claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

X --> You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

X --> When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

X --> You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

X --> You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

X --> You have a frog wallet. X --> Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

X --> You get angry & feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke. (=_= Like Id ever do that)

X --> Paint your skin red & tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

X --> You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms

. X --> You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

X --> You draw mouths on your palm during art class & pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.

X --> When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

X --> Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.


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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


Never Argue With A Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''

"Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.It's likely she can also think


If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think that Tobi should come back instead of Madara, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you think that Itachi is badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a ninja!


If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.


Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.


If you are antisocial sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.


I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile. (IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE!!!)


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think that writing FanFiction stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!


If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.


If you are obsessed with FanFiction copy this into your profile.


If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think that the Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!


I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.


If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!

Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.

Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones

Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.

Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.

Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.

Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.

Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.

Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.

Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.

Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.

Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.

Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.

Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her

Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'


A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and bitchslaps the mothafucker that causes the 3rd.

Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little shit, 'cause there's about to be a murder.

I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the shit out of him.

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.

I only seem like a smartass 'cause I'm surrounded by dumbasses.

Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine.

Trust no man, fear no bitch.

Hating me won't make you pretty.

Don't underestimate me, pal. See this smile? It's not really a smile. It's a destraction so I can punch you in the face.

May God have mercy on my enemies, 'cause I sure as hell won't.

It's a beautiful day... now watch some asshole fuck it up.

You were born an original, don't die a copy.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I’m not clumsy… the floor just hates me.

I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up to.

I am NOT saying your stupid... I'm just implying it.

Kids are the future. Be scared. Be very scared.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Note to self: It is illegal - repeat, illegal - to stab stupid people.

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

If your problem can't be solved with duct tape or Tylenol, then you're seriously fucked.

Some people are just like slinkies. They're not good for anything, but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'd take over.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you; you can't lose what you never had.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects. Its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

I'm bored. Run for your sanity.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather; not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.

I swear, officer. I didn't punch her; I just high-fived her face.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday, don't give a fuck today, probably won't give a fuck tomorrow.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

He who laughs last didn't get it, and he who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.

Therapy pays off later; screaming obsentities and beating the shit out of people pays off now.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.


~R.I.P Uchiha Itachi~

You will always live within our hearts.

Copy and paste this into your profile if Itachi's death affected you greatly


At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want." and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright. REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name 'Faggot'.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu >.

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

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~20 QUESTIONS WITH THE AKATSUKI:

1. Who is your favourite character? Pein

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing? i miss Tobi being a good boy...

3. Who would you be teamed up with? Deidara

4. If you could have any abilities, what would they Pein's Rinnegan and Sasori's puppet skillz!

5. Madara comes up to you and asks, "Wanna go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" How do you react? Hell, no, im not into old farts...

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off, then begs you to convert to Jashinism. How do you react? i'd listen to him then tell him i'm not into religion...

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose. He asks what you think of it, how do you react? I would squeal and glomp him, while screaming about how cute he is.

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea. However, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you. Thinking you have something on your face, you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi. He asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is. How do you react?i'd say, 'only if i can brush yours'

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone, he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping. How do you react? i'd call him a mooch, and then go along to make sure he doesnt cheap out on food. or else we would be eating instant ramen for the rest of our lives.

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' the Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto. He'd been tracking you for years- almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him. How do you react? i would tell him no, sorry, but you were too busy eye humping Sasuke, i have new friends!!!

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?i would tell them they both have their own beauty, but Hinata is prettier than both, then i would tell them Sakura is stronger, (assuming we are talking about Shippuden) and all Ino can do is her mind fuck thingie. and seducing men. even Tenten (who i think is useless) is stronger than Ino

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's? Deidara's art, in my opinion, because he can blow the shit outta you, and i always liked things like fireworks, and other stuff that you can only see for a short while, because its short existance makes it that much more rare to see, so its more special.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do? Tell them that everyone has their own opinions, meh!

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming- your answer? YAY! SWIMMING!.

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim. How do you react? "MORE SWIMMING!"

16. What are your views on Sasuke? Man slut, useless bitch, Emo king, Spoilt child who thinks the world revolves around him, can die in a ditch and i will throw a party, accts so hard done by, when everyone he knows has had just as bad experiences, Has a thing for Naruto, likes being molested by Orochimaru.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction? Hide behind Pein

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime? About the same

19. Which village would you prefer to live in? Amegakure, Konohagakure, or Yukigakure

~final question~

20. Which Naruto couples do you prefer? ShikaxTema, NaruxHina, HinaxGaara, NejixSaku, ShinoxHina, KibaxHina, KibaxSaku, ChojixIno,

PeinxKonan,KankuroxHina,


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