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Joined 11-16-11, id: 3435800, Profile Updated: 11-22-11
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.


I'm a rather sardonic soul with an affinity for impolite swear words; however, underneath it all I have a decent heart and, as the Sorting Hat might say, not a bad mind. I'm a pretty laid back eldergoth - I don't take myself too seriously. I'm a terrible housekeeper and can't cook my way out of a Chef Boyardee can, but I collect cookbooks and cleaning supplies in an ongoing attempt to overcome my domestic impairment. I adore: music; all things Victorian and Edwardian; Steampunk; costumes; pug dogs and poodles; the occasional night out clubbing; fashion and sewing; self confidence; vanilla-flavored ciggies and dirty martinis. I don't like: hypocrisy; netspeak and poor grammar; passive-aggressiveness; twatty OTPers; crappy parents; suburban gutterpunks with no real reason to complain; homophobia; religious hatred and intolerance. I am passionate about: the law; social work; ending homelessness; parity for mental health treatment; topics in mental health and mental illness; forensic psychology; politics and civil rights.


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NOTE: I AM ALSO THE AUTHOR KNOWN AS SLYTHERINCESS! I have written: Benefaction; Under the Cold Wan Moon; Stars As Bright Spots Only; A Thousand Little Deaths; Heartsease; Strange Darkness Comes Creeping; Ourselves Like We Were Yesterday; and more. PLEASE DO NOT REPORT ME TO MYSELF FOR PLAGIARISM!


Please feel free to visit me at my Livejournal at slytherincesss (with three sss)!

You can e-mail me at slytherincess at G-mail.


"Potter, you can skin Malfoy's shrivelfig." Severus Snape - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." Albus Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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On License reviews
Following a terrible crime and four-and-a-half years in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy is granted early release and is placed on license with an innovative new programme through the Auror Office of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Draco finds he doesn't know which is worse: Azkaban, or being under the legal supervision of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Strange Darkness Comes Creeping reviews
He looks as forsaken as she feels. Year six finds Pansy Parkinson's parents missing and Severus Snape preparing to keep his Unbreakable Vow for Draco Malfoy. Preparing for the end, Snape and Pansy offer each other bleak comfort. SS/PP DM/PP *HET*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,111 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
Ourselves Like We Were Yesterday
Under a certain death sentence, Draco Malfoy sets out to find Pansy Parkinson the perfect replacement boyfriend. He finds a little something for himself along the way. POST-HBP DM/ZS DM/PP ZS/PP *SLASH* *HET* *POLYJUICE* *GENDER SWAP*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,538 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Draco M., Zacharias S. - Complete
A Thousand Little Deaths reviews
He would die a thousand times with her, but not like this . . . A Slytherin love story. POST-HBP TN/PP *HET*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Theodore N., Pansy P. - Complete
Heartsease reviews
Darkness brings home fathers, with their real, unspeakable power. There is more to fathers than meets the eye. Draco was not the one to see her first. POST-HBP LM/PP DM/PP Nabakov/Lolita tribute fic. *HET*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Lucius M., Pansy P. - Complete
Under the Cold Wan Moon reviews
Following his failed mission to kill Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy finds himself under the protection of the Order of the Phoenix, hidden away at a hexed-up and dangerous No. 12 Grimmauld Place. POST-HBP HP/DM *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stars As Bright Spots Only reviews
Draco Malfoy is struggling to maintain his sanity while carrying out his duties as a sixteen-year-old Death Eater. The events of Half-Blood Prince as told from Draco's POV *NEW* HP/DM DM/PP PP/GM *SLASH* *MULTI-PAIRINGS*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62,832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Benefaction reviews
Following a bizarre accusation in a brutal crime, Harry Potter finds himself a loner and an outcast, as Draco Malfoy reigns supreme in the innermost social circles. Blaise Zabini makes an unusual bet with Draco. *NEW* HP/DM *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete