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Joined 1998, id: 3436, Profile Updated: 06-16-12
Author has written 39 stories for Bones.

Latest Update: 30/04/12

Thanks very much for popping in.

I saw the spoliers for the finale of season 7 and had a flash of inspiration. Therefore, unable to resist, I've started to pen, Pelant. Its dark tale - that's all I'm saying. But for those that have followed by scribblings over the years will, no doubt know, how I trim my bush. TMI? Odd metaphor? Yes - I'm a little drunk - forgive. Enjoy the ride. :)

I've posted, 'An Egyptian Odyssey' - a Parker centric novelette. I hope you enjoy the shameless mushiness and the giggles too.

A few last questions answered from my last fic. Which Bruno song did Parker sing to Isis? - Just The Way You Are. Which book did Bones give Parker to read? - The Perfumed Garden.

A massive, sincere thank you to all of you who've been gracious enough to let me know how much you've enjoyed reading my scribbles; even those that had the courage to tell me they didn't. May your God bless you all. To those who've encouraged, supported and cajoled me over the years; your loyalty humbles.

On to my actual profile:

I'm proudly English, I'm old-ish, I'm a little lighter than when I wrote this before, I'm delightfully tethered, 22 years married, 27 with the same man. He needs a medal STAT! I'm a relapsed Catholic; dyslexic, life-long Arsenal supporter- for my sins, I meditate, play drums & guitar - badly. Burn everything I cook, work part-time, drive a clapped-out purple Micra like Hamilton, (stop laughing!). I've travelled. My true passion: to travel and meet as many of my fellow humans on this blue, fragile marble and see as much of it as possible before I pass through the veil.

I've visited India. Trekked in Nepal; Pokhara, Katmandu, Everest - Where I was chased by a tiger, and sucked on by leeches! Such fun! Rode elephants and white water rafted the Kalikandaki. Even body surfed a rapid there. Woohoo!! Watched human cremations beside river banks, survived Rhino charges and crock's snapping my fingers. Flew twenty feet in the air on huge delicate swings. (Their national pastime).

USA coast-to-coast on a Greyhound to; New York, Washington DC, Philly, Boston, up to Canada & Toronto, Detroit, Chicago, Rapid city, Salt Lake City, Cody, Carmel, Las Vegas, San Francisco, LA. I saw every town and landmark between the cities! Whoa, that was a hellova trip. Fav City? Without a doubt, Chicago. Best view? New York skyline, prior to 9/11. Most beautiful sight? Dawn helicopter flight over the rim of the Grand Canyon: awe-inspiring. I spontaneously wept. And again in Yellowstone, at the waterfalls, who's name escapes me. Worst thing about the US? McDonald's. IMHO. Sorry, Mac supporters. Ooo & Aruba. (2010) That's me, on Eagle Beach, Aruba, in the avatar above: inebriated & clinging on. ;)

Sri Lanka, post tsunami. Go - its an incredible country, people extraordinary, and need the tourists to recover fully. Umpired a cricket match on the beach with the locals. Saw a tornado, bathed, fed and rode elephants. Best night skies I have ever witnessed. Watched transfixed the devotion of the Buddha tooth: fascinating, humbling.

Several African nations: a Tanzanian safari (2009) - witnessed the migration of thousands of wilderbeast & Zebra. Awed at Ngorongoro Crater, Serengeti savannahs & all the BIG seven. Attacked by Tetse fly - EEK!. My Hubs climbed Kilimanjaro for charity, (so proud of him). Then over to Zanzibar- mind blowing-ly beautiful, and the birthplace of Freddie Mercury (Queen). Egypt: Cairo and Nile cruise in 2010; which was incredible and we ended up staying longer than planned due to ash clouds from Iceland. A sincere thank you to Iceland's, fantastic volitile volcano's.

Most recent trip: a China adventure. (May 2012) - Climbed The Wall, visited Tibet - Nine Valley Villages (Jiuzhaigou). Strolled around the Forbidden City in Beijing, Xi'an: Terracotta Warriors, Chengdu: Panda sancturay & cruised the Li River at Guilin; where we saw the cormorant fishermen, fish. :)

Next booked trip - a week doing sweet FA on a beach: The Red Sea, Eygpt - alone. (Blissss)

Visited tons of places in Europe. I got stoned with my sister in Amsterdam on a ladies rugby tour! It is legal there?? Walked Paris' sewers on my honeymoon, yeah we did. Other bits of France too. Belgium; Germany, Spain, and islands, all over there! Venice - gondola trips - opera in palace. Iceland, Prague, Austria, skied in the Italian Alps. Rome; Portugal, Turkey, Morocco casaba shopping, hung cobra's around my neck! I've been all over the Greek Islands, the best and the most spectacular, where I hope to retire - Santorini/Thira. A sun drenched caldera and crescent shaped volcanic island, where we shared a roof top drink with Ange and Brad. OH! I'm such a name dropper... LOL

Which reminds me... I've been fortunate to met so many people you might know or heard of; Elton, George, Paul and Ringo, Dawn French, Jenifer Saunders, Victoria wood, Patrick Stewart, Julie Walters, HRH, The Queen, Duke and Princess Ann. (I held her horse while she took refreshments) and so many more. I've already bored you. Ooo and Mr Stephen Fry.

I've flown bi-planes, and looped the loop. Clocked 120MPH on the M25. (who hasn't!) Hot air ballooned over the Serengeti, swam with dolphins, released turtles back to the ocean, abseiled, felt the earth quake many times, walked on volcanoes. Seen the Moon eat the sun and comets and millions of shooting stars. Walked across lava fields, rode camels, horses and cuddled a monkey. Witnessed my mother die slowly of ovarian cancer, lost my father to a coronary. Seen and felt the miracle of birth. Fired a gun, kissed a stranger, but never been arrested. (Still time, wink). I've faced my own mortality, DVT and pulmonary embolism in the 90's. And bugger me, had another over New Year 2009.

Hobbies; astronomy, photography, learning new stuff, laughing, singing at the top of my voice anytime, anywhere. Family, driving on long trips, and singing. Vodka; friends, crying, reading autobiography's, sex. But not necessarily in that order: usually I just sing during all of the above. (wry smile)

I'm a hopeless unrelenting romantic. Hence the fanfic's I try to write. Angst is soul food, romance the heart's fondant icing and sex, the delicious unmissable dessert.

If you're still reading, I'm sooo impressed! ,g,

Best TV show around, Bones, IMHO. Booth is hot, Bones scorches the screen, together they ignite the sky. They have great chemistry which is hard to create but they pull it off with aplomb.

Annoying habits: Smoking, talking too much, singing all the time, forgetting birthdays, working. Writing too much. (My Hubs says.) Knowing all the lyrics to every song ever penned. Knowing countless useless facts and spewing them out whenever. Being too tidy and expecting everyone else to be the same.

Things I love: Family, life, smoking, singing, making love, travelling, loyalty, living in my head, my friends, vodka, cold side of the pillow, coming home.

Things I hate; Intolerance of peoples ethics, religions or spiritualism, racism, liver, (gag), running out of milk, working, betrayal, ironing, my wobbly belly.

That's about it really.

May your God bless you and keep you safe, if you have no God; trust and have faith in your fellow human, I've found divinity in all of the one's I've met.

Hugs, Lebxeb. X ( AKA; Bexbel on Twitter or AOL)

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Pelant reviews
Epilogue. What happens after the dust has settled? Find out here.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 207,844 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
An Egyptian Odyssey reviews
A Parker heavy Bones novelette. B&B rekindle their relationship overseas with their new family. You'll find; chuckles, tears, love, mystery and a dash of danger amid these pages. Pack shades, drink plenty - enjoy the vacation.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146,522 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
In Pursuit Of Solace, Part II reviews
Will Booth recover his memory? Has he cheated? Has he been gambling again? Will Bones get her answers - will you? Epically long conclusion to this hiatus filler. Stamina & wine required Angst - Baby cuteness - Possible spoilers - Most characters appear.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54,894 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/24/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
In Pursuit Of Solace, Part I reviews
Can you work out what's got Booth acting so strange? New Mother, Bones is compelled to after a tragic event appears to be more sinister. Be brave reader, and look out for the clues. Most characters appear. Spoilers. Epically long-winded story.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,471 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2012 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jacob's Ladder Part Two reviews
Death threats, test results being waited on, Broadsky aiming for B&B. Will Jacob get to them before they hunt him down? Will B&B's intimate relationship thrive? TTFN Have a great summer! XX
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,125 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Jacob's Ladder Part One reviews
B&B make honest headway in their relationship, but is everything as it seems? A fluff strewn sexy two part drama/season ender. Pure indulgence on my part & the last from me for a while. A pitcher of Long Island ice tea to slurp with this might be good.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,174 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
The Agony And The Ecstasy reviews
B&B feel both strong emotions in, The Agony And The Ecstasy. Angst-y lovin' from the outset. Slight plot, bit of Ange, Parker, Hannah, 'nuff said. For the requests, as wasn't going to post this. 2hr read max. Note rating for adult themes and language.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,355 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/16/2011 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Never In Panama reviews
Bones shows us a well hidden side of her character, in a tale of what love can push us to do and endure. You'll need a quiet corner, a mosquito net and plenty of rations for this one. A little different from my usual stuff, wink
Bones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,817 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Runaway reviews
A Parker & Bones heavy story. Little angsty, little sexy, a tad fluffy with just a sniff of Hannah in passing. Some giggles along the way too. Health warning: Take plenty of vitamin C before embarking on this read. Minor spoilers.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,423 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2011 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Romanesque reviews
B&B romance, fun and frolics. Reloaded.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58,745 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Trust reviews
Angst ridden new season inspired plot/case with a little joy for the forlorn shippers of our show. Milk and cookies might be a good choice for this one. Most characters appear. Two hour read or so. wink Note rating please.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,285 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/21/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Son's and Father's Part Two reviews
Has Booth recovered from the loss of his cherished Pops? Read with ouzo & meze, wearing shades & bikini, better yet take it on holiday with ya. This part is intended to be the fluffy light from the sad dark. Sorry it's late out. I hope you enjoy.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61,267 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Son's and Father's reviews
Booth needs his partner. Will Bones hold true to her promises? This story comes in two parts. Good things come to those that wait...So I'm told. An hour or so of your time. Tissues required by some.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,830 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Seven Degrees Of Separation reviews
Season 5 cliffy/ending? Maybe, maybe not. Possible spoilers. Twenty minutes of your time. Short but not so sweet, depends on your point of view. Very mild M rating just to be safe.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,533 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Pastures New reviews
Bones moves on with her life, who will she leave behind, if anyone. Little easy fluff for the hiatus. Melted chocolate and strawberry's a good choice for this one. Enjoy.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,567 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Case File 2010C reviews
Booth and Bones face their worst case to date. Will our duo catch their man? Dark themes and imagery. Note rating. Written as an episode. Most characters appear...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,453 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Exchange reviews
Booth is required to go back to Tokyo for a few weeks leaving Bones & Parker behind. Lovin' sprinkled throughout, as well as humour, romance and adventures. Enjoy the trip people. This is a long one, take fluids and sustenance regularly.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,215 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/11/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Letter J reviews
It's Valentines Day. Just a little fluffy, smutty fun. One hour of your time. Chocolate an essential accompaniment. Hugs to all X
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Nuptials? reviews
Marriage, Jared, Booth & Bones. How I envisaged this episode to go from the sides. Talking and other stuff happens. Beer, chips 'n' dip recommended for this hour long read.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Surrogate reviews
Sweets' book causes a few problems between Booth and Bones. Can they work it out? One shot. Fluff and smut. whatelse is there? Twenty minutes of your time. A tea time relax and relief fic. .g.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire reviews
Christmas fluff and stuff, little late for the festive season I know. But please read, you still might enjoy the fluff and sexiness.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,507 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/6/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Repose reviews
This is the follow up to Digging The Grave, Internment and Absolution. It can be read as a one shot. Brennan's POV. Thanks to all those who have stuck with me on this story. Merry Christmas. X
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
Absolution reviews
Booth has escaped. Please read Digging The Grave, Internment, prior to Absolution. Thank you to those who have stuck with me on this. Your patients is admirable. X
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Internment reviews
This is the second part to, 'Digging The Grave'. Please read first or you will be lost! Be brave people, have corage as the French say. Reviews always welcomed.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Digging The Grave reviews
The Gravedigger seeks revenge, and gets it. Thiller, trauma, angst. Strong language, blasphemous in parts, mature themes. Have faith people! Part two to come...
Bones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Vegas reviews
Booth has a serious gambling relapse, for good reason. Can his partner put him back together? Let's find out shall we? For this you will need a pot of tea/coffee, dunkin' cookies and a quiet place to read it. Enjoy.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Seed reviews
Remember that sample Booth gave? Just a quickie... Very little plot Wink Ten minutes of your time.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
After reviews
Dr. Brennan wakes up the morning after, and to her delight she hasn't run away. Short, sickly sweet and ten minutes of your time.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Karaoke reviews
Booth and Brennan face some old demons. Angst, romance, sex, humour. Not necessarily in that order..
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Nobody knows reviews
Booth ruminates on the previous evening spent with his partner. Possible spoilers.Should make you go, aaaww.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Max reviews
Dr B's having trouble coping. Fluffy sexy angsty. Note rating. No infringement intended. Hate summaries.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Space reviews
Booth and Bones angsty, fluffiness and rompy pompy, not too explicit.. shame.. but please note rating. no infringement intended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Taken reviews
Dr Brennan is asked to do a professional favour for her country. Note rating. This is fiction remember..no infringement intended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Away reviews
Dr T Brennan goes on a trip, angsty sexy fun eventually. Note rating. No infringement intended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Comfort reviews
Booths 'pops'passes. Dr B is on hand. Note rating. No infringement intended.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
I'll pay reviews
Little off the cuff. But just letting my smutty mind run amok. No infringement intended. Note rating
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Just sex reviews
Oooo guess what this is about? B&B . Note rating. No infringment intended. Little fun.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Yule tide reviews
Christmas is coming the goose.. and all that jazz. Booths alone. Possible spoilers? No infringment intended. Note Rating Please if under age, back off.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Time reviews
Bones and Booth having a bad day. sexy fun ensues. Not Rating. Be warned. Not for the fiant hearted.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2009 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete