First of the Geeks
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Joined 02-16-03, id: 343625, Profile Updated: 08-21-08
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm seventeen and I've never been in a tree house.

I'm not entirely certain that this has anything to do with anything -in fact, I rather think that it doesn't- but we'll just say that it's the reason why I write.

Fanfiction.

Poorly.

Other than THAT nonsense, I do quite a bit of reading. I have this great little quirk of being able to find the perfect romance novel to fit your tastes. (Seriously. I'm not kidding. Hit me up and I'll totally be able to find one for you.)

Really. It's great. Yea... -awkward-

I also act in plays and perform as much as possible and write whatever bits of fluff are floating around in my cerebral cortex. And I'm pretty much addicted to music and chocolate and the color yellow.

If any of this didn't scare you off, drop me a line. I'm Reader202@aol.com, or just plain Reader202 on AIM. It'll be great. I swear...

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Better than Perfect by Margaret Rose reviews
Ten years after the end of Book V, Mia struggles to be the princess the Genovians want, and Michael tries to avoid running into his ex-girlfriend, her family, and the Genovian national guard.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 128,253 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
In the life of Eevie Bramson by luckyclover357 reviews
Eevie Bramson is your typical sixth year student at Hogwarts. Only, she's terribly shy. What will she do about the unwanted attention from a certain Euan Mckesson and studly seventh year William Durriken's flirty, hopefully, winks?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - OC
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
1945 by Freelancer reviews
Grindelwald wasn't the only thing that made this year one to remember forever... Ch. 27: Albus makes a bold move, and Paul wonders what Tom is obsessively searching for. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 6/18/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
I am an Incredibly Attractive Man: Snape's Journal by Mmm Johnny. drooooool reviews
This is funny. Read it and you will laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Severus S.
Really Bad Fanfiction by Mmm Johnny. drooooool reviews
New chapter. Don't read if you can't stomach Mr. Clean, penguins, and a whole lot of randomness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 7/24/2003
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of the Phoenix by LeTimbo reviews
My guess on what Harry's sixth year will be like. This started off as one of the first 6th year stories out there, but took a year or two break. Expect OWL results, advanced classes, Vodlemort, and more! Pretty much abandonded at this point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,564 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
Tears of Flame: From the Ashes by Lily Itriwi reviews
Lily is badly scarred after abuse from her father. Hogwarts is a new start for her, but things never seem to go her way. She's forbidden from doing magic, bullied and belittled by her peers - will they ever see there's more to Lily than even she knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,119 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bring Me To Life by The Second Geek reviews
See Kori. See Kori be depressed. See Kori try to kill herself. See Oliver. See Oliver save Kori. See Oliver bring Kori to life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 6/28/2003
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
One Fine Snape by my mom thinks I'm cool reviews
A beautiful true story, featuring love, hate, lies, lust, angst, and dark humor. Prologue up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Lady of Darkness by Necrosia of the Moon and Night reviews
Wyndi Syn, forced to go to Hogwarts becomes a living model of what every Slytherin wishes they could be. She has cunning and ambition. She knows what she wants and WILL get it. But then something happens which changes her view on everything. Ch1 redone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,705 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2004 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort
King of Hearts, Queen of Spades by PeRkieGuRL reviews
Lily & Jason have been Friends forever. One day, Jason's mom sets up a day with a boy Lily learns to Hate, Befriend, then Hate again, and one day love.DELAYED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Frozen Moon by Jesabelle reviews
Here is the fic where I explore the unlikely yet strangely appealing pairing of Draco & Luna... read and let me convince you ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/25/2004 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Draco M., Luna L.
Believe in Heaven by timeisrunningout reviews
[COMPLETE] The wizardry world is running out of pure bloods. And when Lucius Malfoy needs a fiancee for his son, Draco, the only choice might be Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,738 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Midsummer Nights by primal scream reviews
[WIP] An autumn soiree in celebration of tales of old brings four unlikely students together in the most unconventional way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pitch It Like Pendragon by Lily Itriwi reviews
A L/J fic based on the great film, Bend It Like Beckham. Lily dreams of being a Quidditch player, but in a world where female Quidditch players are few and far between, how will she achieve her dream?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,857 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Art of Seduction by Ryoko Blue and Heaven reviews
AU!: Blaise bets Hermione that she can't seduce a certain boy. Hermione is a sucker for a challenge, but is she in way over her head or could she possibly seduce Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,906 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2196 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Diary of a Siriusly Skewed Individual reviews
I'm just your average 16 year old student. Who may or may not cost my house victories and conduct conversations about my nether bits in public. And I am NOT obsessed with a certain Mr. Black. Honest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,230 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 7/25/2005 - OC, Sirius B.
Happy Drunken Birthday reviews
It’s Pippa Rightwing’s birthday, and while she should be celebrating it with her friends, she’s drunk in an empty classroom feeling sorry for herself. And then comes Sirius. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2006 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Corruption of the System: a Journal reviews
I am just your above average seventh year who likes to conduct converstaions about nether bits in public and can't seem to stop mildly stalking a sixth year Ravenclaw. But no matter, I'm still sexy. SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sirius B.
Room of Requirements reviews
Luna and Draco are stuck in the Room of Requirements. Character study, but enjoyable (hopefully?) all the same. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Luna L., Draco M.
Flying High reviews
Seeker Kevin Johnson gets signed for Puddlemere United, and not as a reserve Seeker either. And while she seems to be getting more popular by the second, all she wishes to do is find out just what exactly her relationship is with Keeper Oliver Wood. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,647 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Oliver W.
Loving, and Lying reviews
James Potter has just moved to the States, and he is looking for an apartment. He finds it, but it happens to belong to Lily Evans, a woman who doesn't want to have a male roommate. So what does James do? Why, tell her he's gay, of course! Totally AU! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,471 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
She Went all the Way reviews
Seventeen year olds Lily Evans and James Potter are foes to the greatest extreams, have been for forever. But what happens when for an assignment for Advanced DADA they get paired up to spend an entire month together in the Forbidden Forest? R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,913 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Solitude reviews
A song fic that tells the story about Hermione's unrequited love for Harry. Now with second chapter of Harry's thoughts at a later time. Done to Evanescence's SOLITUDE, and Smashing Pumpkins' Blank Page. My first ever song fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.