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Joined 11-16-11, id: 3436831, Profile Updated: 06-18-12
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and Magic School Bus.

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Detention slips by maraudersmoon reviews
This is a few of the marauders detention slips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
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The Lioness' New Cubs reviews
After Death Eaters kill the elder Weasleys and Grangers, Minerva adopts them. How will the twins react to having Minerva be in total control of their punishments? Will Ron accept his teacher as his mum? How about Ginny? What about Percy and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Minerva M.
Minerva's Child reviews
Minerva has a child and it changes things...a lot. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Minerva M., OC
Antics
Ron is being a prat because Seamus insulted the Chudley Cannons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
Gryffindor?
The Sorting Hat decides Draco needs to change his attitude and Sorts him into Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Draco M.
Truth or Dare reviews
At Christmas Break, some of the teachers and students Sprout, Potter, Weasley twins, Lovegood, Goyle, McGonagall, Hooch, Dumbledore,Flitwick and Snape decide to play truth or dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Minerva's Rant On War reviews
After the battle, Minerva talks to Severus about things bugging her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Chamber of Backstories reviews
In Hermione's second year, she and McGonagall get locked in the Chamber of Backstories and have to tell the other about their past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
James' First Time Drinking Firewhiskey reviews
When Sirius and James go to the Hogs Head, James gets drunk. What happens when they bump into a teacher who is very easy to tick off?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Marauders - Complete
Harry Frizzle reviews
What if Lily Potter didn't die on Halloween? What if she changed her name to Valerie Frizzle and taught elementry schoolers?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magic School Bus - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Lily Evans P.
Changed reviews
After Ron breaks up with Hermione, Hermione decides that she doesn't want to be a Know-it-all anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete