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Hey, mothers. Its me, denimgirl. If you don't like swearing, then don't read my stories.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
Fuego! Pyrofuego! BURN YOU GREASY BAT-FACED MOTHERFUCKERS! BURN!!- Harry Dresden (The Dresden Files, book three) (never read these, just thought it was a funny quote.)
If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriter, ChibiSkitty-donna, Clockwork Oracle King, Skoolgrl09,starryblossoms, ShinoHina4eva, denimgirl
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
95% of teenagers would die if Jacob pushed Edward off a cliff, Bella jumped after him, and Jacob fell because he was laughing. If you're one of the 5% who'd record this and post it on YouTube, put this in your profile.
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