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I used to have a really long profile, but then I realized, hey, it's really annoying to have to scroll ALL THE WAY to the bottm through all those words, so I cut down, because, lets be honest people, you don't actually care.
You Know That You Are An Author If...
You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Actually, my friends still do think I'm crazy. ;))
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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