Author has written 22 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Total Drama series, My Little Pony, Super Smash Brothers, Bomberman, Game X-overs, Web Shows, Homestuck, AdventureQuest Worlds, and SEGA Superstars.
Okay, I decided to clean out my profile (Who wants to read a long ass profile that is much longer than the author's stories?) and some of my tastes have changed.
Name: Call me Suzy or Chaos
Gender: Questioning my identity. For pronouns I prefer they/their/them but I'll accept any pronouns.
Height: Let's just say I am probably a lot taller than most of you on here (5'11"-6')
Blood Type: O positive
Personality Type: ESFP 4w3-7w6-9w1 sx/so, Sanguine
Sexual Attraction: Pansexual
Romantic Attraction: Panromantic
Relationship Status: Single
Fandoms: Hetalia, Total Drama, Homestuck, Bomberman, Blue Exorcist, SEGA, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Nostalgia Critic, Les Miserables, Dude, That's My Ghost!, Bee and Puppycat, Bravest Warriors, tumblr, anime, video games, music
About Me: Yeah, I am a 17 year old Aspie chick who loves the internet and drawing. I also like playing Mafia games on the Fanfiction Forums and roleplaying. I am a Liberal and I am an Egalitarian.
Characters I really like (Bold means Love okay): AMPORAS (especially Orphaner Dualscar (I am his lover okay!))(Homestuck), MEPHISTO PHELES (Like with Dualscar, I AM TOTALLY his lover) (Blue Exorcist), Amaimon (Blue Exorcist), The Crush Bombers (Bomberman Generation), Everyone from Steven Universe (Steven Universe), Billy Joe Cobra (He's starting to grow on me okay O3O)(Dude, That's My Ghost!), Spencer Wright (Dude, That's My Ghost!), Everyone from Hetalia (ESPECIALLY POLAND, THE BAD TOUCH TRIO, GERMANY, AND RUSSIA OKAY! BUT ESPECIALLY POLAND!) (Hetalia), Max (Bomberman), Duncan (Total Drama), Mordecai and Rigby (Regular Show), Everyone from Adventure Time (Adventure Time), Ulala (Space Channel 5 and SEGA ALL STARS), Beat (Jet Set Radio and SEGA ALL STARS), Everyone from Bravest Warriors (Bravest Warriors)
Characters I Hate (Bold means DESPISE Okay): Gamzee Makara (Homestuck), Doc Scratch (Homestuck), Grand High Blood (fucker killed Dualscar 7:P) (Homestuck), Courtney (what an abusive CIT douche)(Total Drama), Chris Mcclean (Total Drama), Principal Ponzey (Holy shit that guy is a major douche and he really needs a punch in the face. HOWEVER, at least he gets what's coming to him in the end) (Dude, That's My Ghost!), Mujoe (Bomberman), Muslceman (Regular Show), The Golden Rhinos (Jet Set Radio), Sasuke Uchiha (Naruto), Bill Hawks (I haven't even played the game and from what I have heard about this twit on YouTube Top 10 Hated Video Game Characters, it's enough for me to really dislike his guts)(Professor Layton and the Unwound Future), Jasper Batt Jr (Same thing with Bill Hawks) (No More Heroes 2), Porky Minch (only character I despise more than him is Gamzee) (Earthbound/Mother 3)
Characters I am unsure about (bold means REALLY conflicted): Kurloz Makara (Thing is, he is probably my favorite of the Makaras, but not sure whether to like him or hate his guts because even though he is definitely an interesting character, he really scares the fuckin' shit outta me okay. And because he IS Pre-Scratch GHB, I am really fuckin' scared of him okay)
YouTube: Suzy F. Jones
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Forums to go on:
Yeah... my stats are not that good. Also, Mafia is an awesome game. OoO
Are you more like a GUY or a GIRL? Bold the ones that apply to you, and count up your total.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own(ed) an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own(ed) a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You are/used to be in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, post this on your profile (The bold applies to ME)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, So I MUST be a ditz. (I'm brunette, but I'll admit it, I'm probably more of a ditz than any blonde person that I met to be honest. I probably fit the tropes Ditzy Genius and Cloudcuckoolander now that I think about it.)
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm SHORT, so I MUST be vulnerable
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*tch
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or use to take) ANTI DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST so I must dance around a campfire screaming like savage (FUCK THIS RACIST FUCKING STEREOTYPE SO FUCKING MUCH! I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS RACIST FUCKING STEREOTYPE! 7:( )
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be sexist
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and whore
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kinda girlfriend (Once again, I am questioning myself okay.)
I'm TALL, so I MUST be a bully (No, quite the opposite actually.)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with mysandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (I get mostly A's and B's, but it's not straight A's. My Math grades suck okay.)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*cking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER, so I MUST go in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly
I’m BLACK, so I MUST like fried chicken and kool-aid
I’m a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (I am a PERSON who eats lunch. I'm questioning my identity okay.)
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST only wear BLACK and only date other punks
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I’m MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up
I’m MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist
I’m in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I’m BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ MA BROTHA
I’m MORMAN, so I must be perfect
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black too
I’m GOTH so I must worship evil
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem self control (Not really, I have lost some weight before. And I am only slightly overweight. Take THAT shitty ass stereotype! 7:D)
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie and Hollister
I’m on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and whore...
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot (I think I might be either this or pansexual to be honest...)
I’m a ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino
I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo
I couldn’t HURT A FLY, so I MUST be pussy
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I hang with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling A-hole
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch
I a NUDEST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be whore myself
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual (Well, I bind my chest sometimes...)
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak (I draw more in a catoonish style but I do sometimes draw anime/manga)
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant(I hate this...)
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love to sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo (I am more of an artist to be honest. I am on here simply for the forums okay OvwO)
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on earth (I'm an Egalitarian. I don't have a problem with most Feminists at all but I have a SERIOUS problem with the Trans* Exclusionary Radical Feminists (AKA TERFS)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: Past, present and future
THIS IS THE AWESOME TEST! BOLD ONES APPLY TO YOU!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Have actually achieved over 9000 texts in one month
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Have choked on absolutely nothing.
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand/right in front of your face
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (disgusting, but surprisingly possible)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle/bike/scooter/SOMETHING LIKE THAT
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Twirled around until you were so dizzy you could barely stand—and then did it again because you were bored
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped/sat in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings/shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Are in love with a fictional character. (I HAVE A THING FOR THE AMPROAS FROM HOMESTUCK OKAY!)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Go out and sell magazines that are trying to sell stuff, then forget to give the stuff to the buyers.
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Forgot someone at a store.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally hurt yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have told your little cousin/sibling that the boogie man was going to get them if they didn't do what they wanted you to do
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Have changed clothes a million times in one day.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (when you were little)
83. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (in the present/recent years)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Scream at your video game when you can’t defeat it
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Tell someone you’re awesome at playing an instrument then screw up completely making it sound like a nightmare
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers and made them a family
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (when you were little)
93. Have gotten numerous songs from video games stuck in your head then sang them at school/work/meetings (In my case, also anime themes)
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have gotten caught passing notes in class
101. Have used somebody else’s toothbrush without even realizing it wasn’t yours (present/recent years)
102. Blurted out the wrong answer to a question that everyone else said the right answer to.
103. Muttered to yourself, then realized you spoke out loud
104. Were fixing to push someone into a pool when they sidestepped and you fell in and everyone laughed at you (including yourself)
105. WROTE A WHOLE SENTENCE IN CAPS WITH REALIZING IT AND HAD TO GO BACK AND FIX IT.
106. Are allergic to sunlight/are a vampire
107. Have accidentally swallowed a bug.
108. When someone asks you how to spell dog, you say “C-A-T” just to see their reaction
109. Have never played the video game series but love the anime they made of it, so you really wanna try the video game.
110. Have played a lot of NES/SNES/N64 games (on the system itself, not on the Wii/virtual console/dsiware/3ds/ds) and actually own the system.
111. Have played a lot of Gamecube/Gameboy games (for the system itself, not on the Wii/virtual console/dsiware/3ds/ds) and actually own the system.
112. Have played a lot of Wii/Ds/Dsi/3ds games (for the system itself) and actually own the system.
113. Can recite the Twilight books from heart.
114. Are a Nintendo fangirl/fanboy.
115. Read/watch Harry Potter so much you have dreams based on being a wizard.
116. Love Disney movies that involve singing/sing with the characters.
117. Have run inside a revolving door just for the heck of it the first time you ever went inside one.
118. Laugh hysterically at absolutely nothing at all.
119. Wish on a shooting star for things that you know will never come true.
120. Do RPs based on your favourite video game characters (aka Mario, Link, Kirby, etc.)
Copy and paste in your profile! Bold everything that you’ve ever done!
1 x] Your name is unusual (rare or unheard of) where you live.
TOTAL: 23 (out of 51)
10-19: PROTAGONIST'S BEST FRIEND OR ANTAGONIST'S RIGHT-HAND (WO)MAN
20-29: PROTAGONIST OR ANTAGONIST
30-39: EPIC HERO
40-51: MARY SUE
Total : 4
You have a short temper.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You are physically strong.
You have a free spirit.
You spend most of your time alone. (I do, but I prefer spending time with others, particularly friends)
You are very polite.
I am AIR Motherfuckers!
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