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Joined 11-17-11, id: 3438588, Profile Updated: 04-01-12
Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who.

Um. . .Hi. I'm not much of a writer, more of a reader. I consider myself a Whovian more more than I consider myself a human, but I've only seen the new the new series. But that doesn't mean that I'm not a fan of other things too. Too many things to list. I am happiest when I am so involved in a work of fiction that I forget what the real world is for a little while. My Pen-Name is suposed to be a suspiciously specific denial (except for the Captian part, Captains are just cool) I thought about saying Certainly instead of IAm but I don't think robots would say certainly, atleast not the really emotionless robots the ones with individual presonalities maybe, but they would also realize that specifically stating that you are not a robot might be just a bit suspicious. My favorite types of stories on this site are crossover one-shots and crackfics. If I find a cracky, crossover, series of one-shots then I'm happy all day.

(Copied from MerlinsBeardItsTheDoctor's profile)

Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry
When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron
When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione
When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore
At the thought of the greater good
I promise to “Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”
For Fred, George, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony
And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Snape
When My heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Narcissa
When I’d do anything for family
I promise to remember Dora Tonks
When someone is hyper
I promise to remember Hedwig,
Who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy
When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to be careful
For Moody’s sake, of course
I promise to remember Hagrid
When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville
When I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders
When a friend says “Call me and I’ll be there.”
Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter

(Copied from Huff the Puff's profile except for what is in bold)

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. (Does that mean I can make sonic-screwdriver noises instead?)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. (Even if I give them sunglasses?)

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (or to any of the ghosts)

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. (What about Slytherins?)

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. (Alright but only because I can't pronounce it)

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. (What about WHOOSH!?)

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees" or make FIND jokes in front of them.

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (But the ink only stays on skin for a month!)

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. (Becuase my patronus is obviously the TARDIS}

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (It is a very bad idea to do thiss while raiding his suply closet)

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. (conquering the universe though. . .)

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) Enchanting my tea leaves to spell out 'Bad Wolf' does not count as predicting the future.

52) But yes, I will do it all anyway. (TWICE)

You Know You Have Been On This Website For Too Long When {PM me any suggestions for the list} :

1. You think about writing fanfiction for a story you're reading, and then realize you're reading fanfiction.

2. You occaisionally have to think for a minute about whether a certain event happened in the story itself or in a fanfic

I didn’t lose my mind. It’s at home sitting right next to my common sense.

I do not suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

I don’t obsess. I think intensely.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

I'm going to live life or die trying

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It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 184,265 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
To The Grave by Grimm Sister reviews
Everyone has secrets. These are the ones they took with them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/23/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
The Doctor and Donovan by geekgrl113 reviews
The misadventures of everyone's favorite Time Lord and Junior Warehouse Agent. The Doctor and Donovan, saving the world and getting hopelessly lost!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Claudia D.
Watching Doctor Who: Series 1 2005 by WatchingNewWho reviews
When Eleven, Ten, Rose, Amy, Rory, River, Ianto, Gwen and Jack are all put into a room, they get a note telling them to watch the doctor who episodes, so of course, they oblige.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Well, This Is Complicated by freckles-knows reviews
100 Wholock drabbles that are 100 words long.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Capitol Punishment by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
The Games have been won. The story is just beginning.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 58 - Words: 149,715 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
The Flirtoff by acegraysons reviews
This couldn't continue. He was Captain Kirk, for God's sake; he had a reputation to uphold! Harkness would have to be stopped.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jack H., J. Kirk
Illustrations In Red by inkvoices reviews
Red is the colour of River's shoes, Rory's centurion cloak, and the Doctor's bow tie, but she doesn't remember those days when she puts together her wedding outfit. Amy has always liked red.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Musical by Optimistic Dreamer reviews
The Harry Potter Characters watch 'A Very Potter Musical' by Team StarKid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,619 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
Protect What's Yours by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Universes collide when Aziraphale is visited by a Time Lord looking for a missing angel. Meanwhile, two hunters take it into their heads to do the same-but this time, they've got the wrong Crowley.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
If There's One Thing I Believe In by intheclearyet reviews
Little drabble about Gale and what he believes in. I'd be wary if you're easily offended by religion.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Always At A Quarry In Wales by inkvoices reviews
John Barrowman meets the man he's been playing all these years at the edge of a quarry in Wales. Torchwood/RPF.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jack H. - Complete
Careful What You Ask For by inkvoices reviews
At the beginning of Hounds of the Baskervilles Sherlock gets a lot of requests. Aziraphale and Crowley ask if he can help them find the Antichrist.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Severed Limbs with Morning Tea by swabloo reviews
Sherlock/Doctor Who. Because Sherlock was an extraordinary man, and all his life there'd been these small, inconsistent details that would tip his moments on their sides and he'd stop and feel the world spin. A series of interconnected oneshots.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H.
Cheating Fate by Miniflip999 reviews
The holiday season has rolled around, and the Doctor ends up meeting Sherlock. They have a brief yet important conversation.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Wholock OneShots by Q.Sullivan reviews
A collection of drabbles and prompts from Tumblr. More to be added
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011
The Milk Goes Off by Garmonbozia reviews
Time stops, and yet somehow the milk still turns. Sometimes you just need to talk to someone else who gets it. Oneshot, post-Silencio Falls, if you know what I mean.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, John W. - Complete
The Bentley VS The Metallicar by RebelWriter6561 reviews
In a race, who would win: Good Omen's Crowley or Supernatural's Dean? The Ultimate Question is answered.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
I'll Just Wait Here, Then by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Dean hung up the phone, and Castiel was left standing by the side of the road with nothing but his thoughts for company. "I'll just—wait here then." Brief Destiel one-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - 11th Doctor
In which Jack steals dinosaurs and seduces aliens by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
A continuation ish of 50 Things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Complete
Priority by inkvoices reviews
Written for the prompt: Gen or Jack/Ianto, "Hypothetically, Jack, what if I didn't make anymore coffee?"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Hole Punched by inkvoices reviews
For Doctor Lanie Parish the real crazy call outs were the ones with the crazy live people. Castle/Doctor Who crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Lanie P. - Complete
Of WakeUp Calls And Possible Skull Fractures by inkvoices reviews
Amy hates their bunkbed and Rory isn't fond of it either.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Impossible Things by inkvoices reviews
Amy remembers the first time that Rory kissed her. SPOILERS for The Wedding of River Song
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
The Most Dangerous by inkvoices reviews
Once again Beckett walks into one of her team's odd conversations.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kate B. - Complete
Bluest Blue Ever by inkvoices reviews
The origins of calling it TARDIS Blue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
A Good Coat for a Good Man by freckles-knows reviews
An 11 year old Sherlock meets the 10th Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/10/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
By the 13th year by freckles-knows reviews
13 year old Amy Pond is on a school trip, and miserable.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
It's The End by Senorita Cumberbatch reviews
The Doctor visits a grief stricken Claudia after Jinx's death. Oneshot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Claudia D. - Complete
An Unexpected Visitor by seeingnotobserving reviews
Jim returned home that evening to find the door kicked in.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2011 - The Master, J. Moriarty - Complete
Getting Rid Of Leftovers From An Early Experiment by inkvoices reviews
Fred and George have been experimenting again and they're trying to hide the evidence from Mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
America's Attic meets Blue Box by Rogue Soul Alchemist reviews
The Tardis is taken over and pulled to Warehouse 13. Why did they bring him there? (Oneshot. No continuation.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
I Bet You Didnt See THAT Coming! by my-beautiful-idiot reviews
What REALLY happened when the Ninth Doctor regenerated?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
Of Scarves by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
John is surprised at Sherlock's new scarf. More specifically, at its length. And color. And length. One-shot, pre-slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Saturday Morning Ritual by torchwoodtimelord reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a strict routine for his Saturday mornings. What starts as a programming error turns into quite a surprise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Man in the Mirror by acegraysons reviews
You glance in the mirror, as you do every morning. Except today, you see something that shouldn't be there...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
GibblyGook by TKDgirl101 reviews
Martha makes the mistake of asking the Doctor a question while he is working on the TARDIS, a long techno-babble conversation ensues.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
10: Bought Online By Mistake by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Sally Sparrow only owns 17 DVDs. Casa Erotica 13 is one of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Dean W. - Complete
The Doctor is going back to the future by Your-Loveable-Tiger reviews
The Tardis has a run in with a Delorean. just a short drabble
Crossover - Doctor Who & Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Marty McFly - Complete
That Man And His Box by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope you had the time of your life. Character study of sorts, on being a companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Rules of the TARDIS, Seasons Five and Six by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Guidelines to a smooth and problem free* time traveling enviroment for use by the Doctor's companions, including but not limited to: River Song, Amy and Rory Williams. Non aplicable in alternate universes. *Nothing with the Doctor is ever problem free.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Police Box On Montague Street by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
The Doctor visits Sherlock Holmes at home, and guarantees his expulsion from the flat on Montague Street. The Doctor proceeds to say too much, establishes a bromance that will last a long time, and fanboys on the world's only consulting detective.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Silence by Bellalyse Winchester reviews
Penny doesn't believe in those science-fiction monsters...perhaps she should! After she walks into the gang watching The Impossible Astronaut, she experiences her own close encounter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Penny - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5618 - Favs: 13,001 - Follows: 1,751 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
50 things Jack Harkness isn't allowed to do by The-Hufflepuff-Death-Eater reviews
Just what it says on the tin. Teen to be safe, cause it's Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/28/2011 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Museum by tfm reviews
Parker is trying to steal a priceless artifact. So is the doctor. Gen.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/14/2010 - 11th Doctor, Parker - Complete
Appreciating Good Cars by Irken Invader reviews
Set probably first season of Supernatural, I guess. Concerning how far GO's Crowley will go to avenge anyone who harms his precious car.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. Crowley, Sam W. - Complete
the wind walks through them by Min Daae reviews
Vulcan was just another planet he couldn't save. Drabble.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010
An Artist's Apology by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
Cinna's departure was so abrupt, there were many goodbyes that went unspoken, and many apologies that were never accepted. Poem.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Cinna - Complete
A Capitol Experience by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
An average Hunger Games, as seen by the Capitol. The games have ended, but the victor's memories will last a lifetime. That lifetime, however, might end sooner than expected. Massive Mockingjay-compliant epilogue now updated. No spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 100,403 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
Met War once, lovely woman' by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
One shot, full summary inside. Please R&R. The Master meets War and strikes a deal.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - The Master, War - Complete
Sherlock Wholmes, the Doctor and Whatson by Sarshi reviews
Sorry about the shamelessly punned title. I couldn't resist. A gift fic containing crack, Jack Harkness, the Eleventh Doctor, Amy, Rory, Sherlock and John Watson. And the great question: Why Did The TARDIS Explode?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Relative by mute90 reviews
The Doctor always came back for him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/31/2010 - 9th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Really Bad Days by Sarshi reviews
Alternate title: "Harry Potter and the Things That Tried to Take Over the World". Contains: Narrative Causality; Narrator's Voice; So many X-over elements that it might be simply Harry Potter again; Gorillas fighting; Guerrilla fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Harry P.
Landings by LemonBubble reviews
I dunno, I wrote this at 1:30am, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Gavotte by Aibari reviews
Aziraphale is teaching Castiel how to dance.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
Insert Key In Lock by inkvoices reviews
The important thing is that keys make doors open. Multi-fandom: Harry Potter, Firefly/Serenity, Dr Who, Buffy/Angel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Luna L., Zoe W. - Complete
Symbiosis by Kesomon reviews
Eleven/TARDIS, Spoilers for 5.01. She has always been his constant companion. A look at the bond between TARDIS and Time Lord on the trail end of rebirth. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Castiel and Slash Fiction by JoyHeart reviews
Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 140 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Divine and Demonic Interview by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Yes these have been done before, but as far as I understood it you could do them with your own spin on it. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Remastered to fit guidelines.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
Guess Who? by enigma-kar reviews
An unexpected guest shows up in the squadroom, which leads to a somewhat unexpected revelation. Warning for complete and total randomness!
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Number 15 by missalyss reviews
While looking for Natalie, David knocks on the door of a familiar face. Well, to us, anyway.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Love Actually - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jackie T. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 9,676 - Follows: 2,539 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
New Teacher by missalyss reviews
Harry is the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher in Fourth Year. He has an announcement to make. Based on a dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Untitled by auberus11 reviews
Very brief snippet. More like a drabble, really.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2009
Just Deserts by auberus11 reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale have dinner in Santa Barbara.
Crossover - Good Omens & Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2009 - A. Crowley, Shawn S. - Complete
The Ape and the Angel by InsanityInside reviews
Apparently the place where the ape meets the angel is... some sort of library.
Crossover - Discworld & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2009 - The Librarian, Aziraphale - Complete
A Different School Of Power by LeonaWriter reviews
Adam has the weekend off, Aziraphale gets his hands on some new rare books, and the Slytherin crest may never be the same again. Harry Potter crossover. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Harry P., Adam Young - Complete
Other Than Ordinary by inkvoices reviews
After his second year he is never entirely sane: Xenophilius Lovegood's life in ten drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
NearLuna Experiences by InsanityInside reviews
Another crossoverish thingy. A series of loosely connected oneshots about Luna and Death. Includes 'Don't Cry'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Luna L., Death
Death comes to everyone by InsanityInside reviews
... what happens when he comes to the HP characters? HPDiscworld crossover, kind of...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Death
200 Words by auberus11 reviews
on Crowley and the fourteenth century.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Complete
The Martians stole my peaches! by Kesomon reviews
Or, how Donna saved the world, completely unintentionally. It all began with a recipe for peach cobbler. 710MarthaAceDonna (Now Archived to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
The Boring Job by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Death and Adam make a little trip to the Forbidden Forest to recover a lost item. Slight Deathly Hallows spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Adam Young - Complete
The Sweetest Fruit by Kesomon reviews
Massive Major Spoilers for the end of Utopia. Revenge is the sweetest fruit of all. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Lessons (past and present, 1855, 1901) by Kesomon reviews
Spoilers for Blink. Missing moments in which the Doctor and Martha try to get back home. (Now Archived to Ao3) - UPDATE 7/2018 - this fic has been updated and expanded and posted to Ao3 in entirety under this new title. I will not be updating the contents on FFN.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/10/2007 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., 13th Doctor - Complete
All Around Me by ricebol reviews
“I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.” He doesn't have a deathwish, not exactly, but it feels like one sometimes. Ten, PostEotD.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/30/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The NotQuite Drabblefic Collection by Kesomon reviews
I can never get the hang of writing EXACTLY 100 words, so this is the NotQuite Drabblefic collection. Doctor Who shorts on various subjects. Latest: Relief [poem, unspecified Doctor and Companion] and Why? [poem, spoilers for Evolution of the Daleks] (Now Archived in part to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
She Smiled Back by Kesomon reviews
Season 3, Ten and Martha. Missing Scene from Ep1 Smith and Jones. DO NOT READ if you haven't seen the episode yet, MAJOR SPOILERS. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
Waiting on Season 3 by Kesomon reviews
Waiting for season 3 is an EVIL EVIL EVIL test of patience and blood pressure. lol. A really long poem I wrote at 11:48pm. Possible spoilers if you haven't heard all the circulating rumours. (NOT ARCHIVING)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Only Scars by ricebol reviews
Badwolf in the throes of its birthdeathloveburningechodarknesstimeshatter. The sun's so bright, it leaves no shadows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/9/2007 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Borrowed by Kesomon reviews
Because if you were stranded for a lifetime in the seventies, you'd steal..er..borrow from UNIT too. Drabble that came to me during Terror of the Autons. Ten, Martha, UNIT in mention. (Now Archived to Ao3)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Ode to the Fandom by Kesomon reviews
A poem in which nothing rhymes, makes sense, or follows proper rules, yet still pays homage to my Fandom: Science Fiction. DocWho is first, hence catagory (NOT ARCHIVING)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
A Little Bit Off by Kesomon reviews
A chance encounter between psychic schoolteacher and wandering Timelord in a small Maine diner, and a glimpse into a fascinating world. My very first fanfiction written and posted successfully, please Read & Review! Crossover with The Dead Zone (Now Archived at Ao3)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dead Zone - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Old Habits by MusingCalliope reviews
Crowley is in a rage, but Aziraphale is used to this and handles it as he always has done.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
The Last Letter by InsanityInside reviews
Before his death, Regulus writes his last letter to his brother. A weird little oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Escaping destiny by InsanityInside reviews
A different timetravel story. Fred and George’s dream comes true. And turns into a nightmare! And possibly affects history. But how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - George W., Sirius B. - Complete
Running Out Of Sound by ricebol reviews
Ford in the 29 seconds they spend floating in space. Rated for thoughts on death, etc, that kids might have a tough time grasping.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Spawn of Satan by InsanityInside reviews
HPGood Omens crossover. Adam goes to Hogwarts, Hogwarts goes crazy. Not as stupid and plotless as it sounds, but it does involve flying fish, CrumpleHorned Snorcacks and a very confused Draco
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Draco M., Adam Young - Complete
A Beautiful Friendship by helga3 reviews
A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.
Crossover - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Better late than never… by JA Baker reviews
Two agents of the Powers That Be find that timing is everything…
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2004
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 361 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Twist Ending reviews
I'm sure everyone writing a difficult story has wanted to end it like this, though maybe not this exact situation, at some point. Rated T for mentions of violence
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete