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 Author has written 23 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, Doctor Who, Lord of the Rings, Once Upon a Time, Babylon 5, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hunger Games, Good Omens, and X-Men: The Movie. Hello there, intrepid profile-readers. I'm Elim, a geeky young bank teller from House Baelish currently living at 221-B Baker Street in a rural flyover state that would probably be District Nine. After being welcomed into Hermes' cabin at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, I chose Amity as my faction and flew away with the Ninth Doctor. Once he dropped me off two months earlier, I found my way back through the wardrobe, with a short detour through Mirkwood and the swamps of Dagobah. In my spare time, I inspect dinosaur-filled theme parks, run a tailor shop on a space station, and serve as the ambassador to Minbar. I enjoy Martian-grown potatoes, lembas bread, and shawarma, served alongside one of Mrs. Lovett's hot meat pies. I can sometimes be found feeding the ducks in St. James' Park along with a rare book dealer and a vintage car enthusiast, but I'm always home by 6:00 to read "Where's My Cow?" I'm Catholic, asexual, and a cat-lover. Things like this make my heart feel all warm and fuzzy. My pronouns are she/her. I write mostly Hunger Games fics but dabble in crossovers and Good Omens fluff. Si non confectus, non reficiat. Non timetis messor. My Less-and-Less-Canon-As-They-Go-Along SYOTs Doomed to Die: The Ninth Hunger Games (doomedtodie . weebly . com) - Complete Edge of Chaos: The Tenth Hunger Games (edgeofchaos . weebly . com) - Complete Born in Pain: The 25th Hunger Games (borninpain . weebly . com) - Complete For a Reason: The 42nd Hunger Games (forareason42 . weebly . com) - Complete Hide Your Fires: The 50th Hunger Games (hideyourfires . weebly . com) - Complete Failures are Forever: The 55th Hunger Games - (failuresareforever . weebly . com) - In Progress (Training) My At-Least-I-Kept-the-Canon-Twist-This-Time SYOT Forged in Fire: The 75th Hunger Games (forgedinfire75 . weebly . com) - Complete My Abandoning-Movie-Canon-Post-X2 X-Men Crossover SYOTs Mistakes of the Past: The First X-Games (mistakesofthepast . weebly . com) - Complete What You Fight Against: The Second X-Games (whatyoufightagainst . weebly . com) - Complete My We-Haven't-Decided-How-Canon-This-Is SYOT Collaborations with My Brother Rage Towards It: The 11th Hunger Games (ragetowardsit11hg . weebly . com) - In Progress (Reapings), probably on hiatus if we're being honest with ourselves Other Goodies: My sister MornieGalad Baggins My brother Howler33 Some fanart for Born in Pain made by kopycat101 (mexicancat-girl . tumblr . com / tagged / Born % 20 in % 20 Pain) Here and now, we are alive. |
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Bringing Him Back by StillWaters1 reviews
When Crowley walks on consecrated ground, his feet burn. When Aziraphale walks on desecrated ground, he faints dead away. Over the years, Crowley has learned different ways of bringing the angel back.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/18/2019 - Complete
Into That Good Night by Ellana-san reviews
"Thirteen's out." The whiskey Haymitch had been quietly savoring in his corner of the ballroom went down the wrong pipe and he almost choked on it. / Catching Fire AU. Hayffie.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 208,397 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 6/23/2017 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
SYOTS writing for dummies by Anla'shok reviews
Because when on chapter 20 everyone is still rooting only for their own tribute, you have a problem. Here you are, with 24 earth-shatteringly awesome tributes and an arena like no one has ever seen before. What's next? A parody of what's wrong in so many Original Hunger Games stories.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,039 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Complete
To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins reviews
The 18th Annual Hunger Games Submit Your Own Tribute. Head Gamemaker, Brutus Laertes looks forward to his 24 tributes to make shine in their own flashes of Hunger-Games gore as the 18th Annual Hunger Games commence.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,234 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
Blood Splatters: The 23rd Hunger Games by bobothebear reviews
"The screams. The blood. The cries for help. All are precisely planned to remind them who they are. Where their place is. How easy it is for me to smash them to pieces. They'll remember me. Not as a weak leader, but a ruthless dictator. They'll remember every detail. All because of the way their kids cry. The way the cannons boom. The way their blood splatters." Closed.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 155,769 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
That's What Effie Trinket Hates by Eversmile-The-Weird reviews
Based of off "That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates". Just picture the horrified look on Effie's face as you read this.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bilbo B., Effie T.
Traitor by Willofthewisp reviews
Someone knows Elizabeth's secret, someone who knows only too well what it is like to kill Captain Jack Sparrow... one-shot, j/e implied if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
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Failures are Forever: The 55th Hunger Games reviews
"Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,714 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 1/19/2022 - Other tributes, OC
What You Fight Against: The Second X-Games reviews
"Take care not to become what you fight against. Vengeance begets nothing but a vicious cycle of further vengeance."
Crossover - Hunger Games & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 496,143 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/3/2023 - Published: 11/18/2018 - OC - Complete
When I Was Young and Dreamed of Glory reviews
"Let me tell you what I wish I'd known when I was young and dreamed of glory: You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2022 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Rage Towards It: The 11th Hunger Games reviews
"The darkness wails at me, but I do not stop. If this is the end, then I will rage towards it."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/19/2020 - Published: 5/15/2020 - Other tributes, OC
Hide Your Fires: The 50th Hunger Games reviews
"Stars, hide your fires. Let not light see my black and deep desires. The eye wink at the hand, yet let that be which the eye fears, when it is done, to see."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 344,536 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2020 - Published: 4/29/2017 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Not a Bad Thing to Be reviews
A few weeks after Almost-geddon, Aziraphale and Crowley are enjoying a cozy night in the bookshop when a few chance remarks raise some uncomfortable questions. Featuring discussions about Aziraphale's role in the First War and Crowley's plants, along with a generous helping of asexual fluff - hand-holding, hugging, and snuggling up with a good book. Seriously, this is mostly fluff.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/6/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
The Picnic reviews
"Maybe one day we could ... Oh, I don't know. Go for a picnic." Following the Nope-ocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally get to have that picnic. Asexual fluff featuring a tasty lunch, getting buried in the sand, and a nice warm hug.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
Mistakes of the Past: The First X-Games reviews
"This is a moment. A moment to repeat the mistakes of the past, or to work together for a better future. The next move is yours."
Crossover - Hunger Games & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 262,868 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2018 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Between the Sinners and the Saints reviews
"I think I understand." "No, you don't," Nicodemus said quietly, leaning back in his wheelchair. "It's not your fault. It's just hard to imagine something like that when you've had more than enough all your life. You can pity them, but you don't really understand their desperation, their NEED for a better life." Eldred leaned forward a little. "Then show me."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2017 - OC - Complete
Forged in Fire: The 75th Hunger Games reviews
"Great men are forged in fire. It is the privilege of lesser men to light the flame ... whatever the cost."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 163,788 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
For a Reason: The 42nd Hunger Games reviews
"I'm not a big believer in magic. But this place is different. It's special... What if everything that happened here, happened for a reason?"
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 324,172 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Born in Pain: The 25th Hunger Games reviews
"The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 205,860 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Complete
Edge of Chaos: The Tenth Hunger Games reviews
"We imagine the edge of chaos as a place where there is enough innovation to keep a living system vibrant, and enough stability to keep it from collapsing into anarchy ... Extinction is the inevitable result of one or the other strategy: too much change, or too little."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 39 - Words: 156,415 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
Doomed to Die: The Ninth Hunger Games reviews
As the first decade of Hunger Games nears its end, the Games are truly starting to take shape. Patterns are set, arenas become more complex, and Gamemakers are more ruthless. Tributes are beginning to realize exactly what it takes to survive. But there are still a few surprises waiting for them. Welcome to the 9th Annual Hunger Games! T for violence only.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 129,700 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
How You Play the Game reviews
Chosen by her own district to compete in the 25th Hunger Games, Holly knows she doesn't stand a chance of winning. So the young toymaker sets her sights on a more personal victory. Determined to die smiling, Holly learns to find joy amid terror, laughter amid pain, and friendship amid the threat of betrayal. Because it's not whether you win or lose ... but how you play the game.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,817 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Other tributes, OC - Complete
I Feel Cold reviews
On the way to Davy Jones' Locker to rescue Jack, Barbossa and Elizabeth discuss life, death, and the settling of old scores. One-shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Elizabeth S., Hector B. - Complete
While There's Life reviews
The Doctor is on his way back to Earth after a fatal encounter on Metabelis III. Commander Sinclair is on his way back in time to take his place as Valen. Their paths cross briefly in the time vortex. Set near the end of "Planet of the Spiders" and "War Without End." One-shot.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2013 - J. Sinclair, 3rd Doctor - Complete
The Price of Freedom reviews
While freeing Robin Hood from Rumplestiltskin's dungeon, Belle discovers a second prisoner. But what does the Dark One want with a doctor? One-shot for now.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2013 - 3rd Doctor, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
The Survivor reviews
Cora asks Hook to pose as a survivor. But what sort of man could have survived her attack? Set just before "The Doctor." One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Complicated reviews
A chance meeting between Mr. Gold and Brian Williams, two fathers who miss their sons. Set during "Tiny" and some time after "The Angels Take Manhattan," respectively. One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Brian W., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Merry, Did You Know? reviews
Before leaving Rivendell, Merry persuades the rest of the Fellowship to participate in a secret gift exchange.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Meriadoc B., Elrond - Complete
Ashes reviews
Following the events of First Class and Inferno, respectively, Charles Xavier and the Third Doctor are brought together by a temporal accident. In the process of finding a way home, they help each other come to terms with their recent losses. Rated T to be safe due to memories of violent events. One-shot. Hurt/Comfort, but not slash. Enjoy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Charles Xavier - Complete
ThanQ reviews
Q has a favor to repay, a favor that lands Picard and his crew in Middle-Earth with a guide they aren't sure they can trust. Will any of them survive Q's gratitude? Rated M to be safe. Most is teen-appropriate, but the last few chapters do get rather dark.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Q - Complete