Hello there, intrepid profile-readers. I'm Elim, a geeky young math teacher from House Baelish currently living at 221-B Baker Street in a rural flyover state that would probably be District Nine. After being sorted into Hufflepuff and welcomed into Hermes' cabin at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, I chose Amity as my faction and flew away with the Ninth Doctor. Once he dropped me off two months earlier, I found my way back through the wardrobe, with a short detour through Mirkwood and the swamps of Dagobah.

In my spare time, I inspect dinosaur-filled theme parks, run a tailor shop on a space station, and serve as the ambassador to Minbar. I enjoy Martian-grown potatoes, lembas bread, and shawarma.

I'm a Catholic, a political moderate, and a cat-lover. I write mostly Hunger Games fics but dabble in crossovers. I tend to submit younger, outer-district males. I finish SYOTs.

Things like this make my heart feel all warm and fuzzy.

"Every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. It might not seem that way sometimes, but it's true. If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do."

- Mark Watney, The Martian

My Not-Quite-Canon SYOTs

Doomed to Die: The Ninth Hunger Games (doomedtodie . weebly . com)

Edge of Chaos: The Tenth Hunger Games (edgeofchaos . weebly . com)

Born in Pain: The 25th Hunger Games (borninpain . weebly . com)

For a Reason: The 42nd Hunger Games (forareason42 . weebly . com)

My Even-Less-Canon SYOTs

Forged in Fire: The 75th Hunger Games (forgedinfire75 . weebly . com)

My X-Men Crossover SYOTs

Mistakes of the Past: The First X-Games (mistakesofthepast . weebly . com)

Other Goodies:

My sister MornieGalad Baggins

My brother Greybeard mmmmmm3

My tributes in various SYOT stories:

Victors

Minet Nikelle, 18 - District Two female - Blood Splatters by bobothebear

Jonas Tanner, 17 - District Seven male - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins

Deceased

Alton Shelding, 15 - District Ten male - Madhouse by Jakey121 - Placed 5th

Ambrose Montgomery, 13 - District Nine male - Hunting Season by JabberJayHeart - Placed 5th

Chandler Kennewick, 12 - District Nine male - Light up the Sky by bobothebear - Placed 6th

Candice Graham, 13 - District Nine female - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins - Placed 10th

Harlan Pearce, 12 - District Eleven male - Devils and Dust by District 11-Olive - Placed 10th

Elric Trace, 15 - District Five male - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins - Placed 15th

Cheyenne Macrae, 13 - District Nine female - Teen Idle by nevergone4ever - Placed 15th

Vincent Worthing, 81 - District One male - Remember Me by jakey121 - Placed 15th

Nadene Travers, 15 - District Three female - Monsters Among Us by LokiThisIsMadness - Placed 16th

Dalios Foster, 12 - District Twelve male - Silver Ashes on the Bloody Field by addicted-to-my-reflection - Placed 16th

Odrey Hume, 14 - District Three male - They All Fall Down by Chaos In Her Wake - Placed 18th

Esther Malarie, 15 - District Six female - Infamy by Sovereign2 - Placed 18th

Aldous Clement, 17 - District Eleven male - Chaos is a Ladder by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 19th

Meridian Vaelin, 61 - District Seven male - Measured in Blood by Jakey121 - Placed 20th

Peros Nebron, 13 - District Ten male - Shot in the Dark by Cashmere67 - Placed 21st

Isaiah Emerson, 12 - District Eleven male - Infamy by Sovereign2 - Placed 23rd

Colm Miller, 13 - District Nine male - Blood Splatters by bobothebear - Placed 24th

Fabian Tanaka, 17 - District Eight male - The Origins of Monstrosity by LokiThisIsMadness - Placed 24th

Emmer Cassel, 11 - District Nine male - Blood on Stone by SkyeBird128 - Placed 64th (out of 96)

Still Alive and in the Games

Jasper Graves, 18 - District One male - Iridescence by District11-Olive, Call Me Fin, and AceReader55 - 11 tributes (out of 30) remaining

Lincoln Tantalum, 12 - District Three male - Chaos is a Ladder by when-is-winter-coming - 16 tributes remaining

Marlowe Bastion, 18 - District Four female - Under the Black Flag by IronManRidingaNimbus - 24 tributes remaining (launch)

Errol Ford, 13 - District Nine male - Under the Black Flag by IronManRidingaNimbus - 24 tributes remaining (launch)

Not Yet in the Arena

Chalcedony Griffith, 15 - District One female - Outcasts by KayKay the Demigod

Danika Mueller, 17 - District Two female - A Deadly Song by Greybeard mmmmmm3

Puck Forge, 18 - District Two male - 25th Hunger Games by I believe in nargles too

Thaddeus Ganister, 18 - District Two male - The 93rd Annual Hunger Games by hungergamesfan23

Emrys Palmer, 12 - District Three male - A Deadly Song by Greybeard mmmmmm3

Sylvester Morse, 15 - District Three male - Self Portrait by betttyy

Ferdinand Boyle, 43 - District Three male - Equally Guilty by stuckathomebgs

Marley Jensen, 14 - District Four female - Vale Ad Aeternam by MornieGalad Baggins

Sebastian Keyes, 17 - District Four male - Nowhere to Run by TheHGfanatic

Amber Burke, 18 - District Four female - Snip Snap by whimsicalvillager

Orion Trent, 18 - District Four male - Picking Up The Pieces by ElementalEvolution

Cedric Newton, 12 - District Five male - Snip Snap by whimsicalvillager

Kyra Murphy, 13 - District Five female - The 87th Annual Hunger Games by The Girl With The Knives

Kelvin Fritz, 62 - District Five male - Clouds of Compassion by li'l fat necrosis

Trey Cotter, 12 - District Six male - Friendly Fire by jakey121 and Jalen Kun

Duncan Lane, 13 - District Six male - Lorax by SnowLucario

Wyatt Harrison, 14 - District Six male - The 93rd Annual Hunger Games by hungergamesfan23

Luther Perrimon, 16 - District Six male - Call to Arms by JabberjayHeart

Leaf Barker, 12 - District Seven male - The Cliche Games by Dinosaur-of-Fabulousness

Bianca Thorne, 13 - District Seven female - Snip Snap by whimsicalvillager

Logan Harlowe, 14 - District Seven male - The 87th Annual Hunger Games by The Girl With The Knives

Naomi Spindle, 15 - District Eight female - Wade in the Water by jacob1106

Gideon Avelard, 16 - District Eight male - Vale Ad Aeternam by MornieGalad Baggins

Charlotte Benson, 18 - District Eight female - Battle of the Broken by Youghis

Richmond Clarke, 12 - District Nine male - United by beauthg03

Isaac Hensley, 14 - District Nine male - A Deadly Song by Greybeard mmmmmm3

Desmond Stout, 15 - District Nine male - Battle of the Broken by Youghis

Rickard Kent, 16 - District Nine male - 25th Hunger Games by I believe in nargles too

Tucker Lindstrom, 16 - District Nine male - Nowhere to Run by TheHGfanatic

Harvey Thatch, 17 - District Nine male - Outcasts by KayKay the Demigod

Simeon Teff, 73 - District Nine male - Equally Guilty by stuckathomebgs

Carol Mulligan, 12 - District Ten female - Nowhere to Run by TheHGfanatic

Roland Ostler, 14 - District Ten male - Snip Snap by whimsicalvillager

Emilia Sheppard, 17 - District Ten female - 25th Hunger Games by I believe in nargles too

Tyson Brindle, 17 - District Ten male - Vale Ad Aeternam by MornieGalad Baggins

Zebedee Barnes, 17 - District Ten male - Over the Edge by IVolunteerAsAuthor

Lennon Pareski, 12 - District Eleven male - Dawn of Light by Reader Castellan

Noelle Withers, 14 - District Eleven female - Lorax by SnowLucario

Denver Bergamot, 15 - District Eleven male - The 87th Annual Hunger Games by The Girl With The Knives

Lavender Seward, 15 - District Eleven female - Nowhere to Run by TheHGfanatic

Heather Berring, 16 - District Eleven female - A Deadly Song by Greybeard mmmmmm3

Theophilus Larch, 12 - District Twelve male - Wade in the Water by jacob1106

Harper Whitaker, 13 - District Twelve female - The 93rd Annual Hunger Games by hungergamesfan23

Warden Bellows, 18 - District Twelve male - A Deadly Song by Greybeard mmmmmm3

Orlando Flint, 59 - District Twelve male - Equally Guilty by stuckathomebgs

Adriel Harding, 13 - District Zero, Sector B male - Skipping Stones by District11-Olive

Mitchell Davies, 14 - Arvada, WY - Off to the Races by nevergone4ever

A Few Quotes:

"What I want to know is, of the stories you've told me, which ones were true, and which ones weren't?"

"My dear doctor, they were all true."

"Even the lies?"

"Especially the lies."

- Dr. Julian Bashir and my "namesake," Elim Garak

"Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do, anyway."

- the (Third) Doctor

"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armour yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you."

- Tyrion Lannister

"In every moment, there is the possibility of a better future, but you people won't believe it. And because you won't believe it, you won't do what is necessary to make it a reality. So you dwell on this terrible future and you resign yourselves to it for one reason: because that future doesn't ask anything of you today."

- David Nix

"I am pleased to see that we have differences. May we together become greater than the sum of both of us."

- Surak

"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

- Elim Garak