Hello there, intrepid profile-readers. I'm Elim, a geeky young math teacher from House Baelish currently living at 221-B Baker Street in a rural flyover state that would probably be District Nine. After being welcomed into Hermes' cabin at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, I chose Amity as my faction and flew away with the Ninth Doctor. Once he dropped me off two months earlier, I found my way back through the wardrobe, with a short detour through Mirkwood and the swamps of Dagobah.

In my spare time, I inspect dinosaur-filled theme parks, run a tailor shop on a space station, and serve as the ambassador to Minbar. I enjoy Martian-grown potatoes, lembas bread, and shawarma, served alongside one of Mrs. Lovett's hot meat pies. I can sometimes be found feeding the ducks in St. James' Park along with a rare book dealer and a vintage car enthusiast, but I'm always home by 6:00 to read "Where's My Cow?"

I'm Catholic, asexual, a political moderate, and a cat-lover. Things like this make my heart feel all warm and fuzzy. My pronouns are she/her.

I write mostly Hunger Games fics but dabble in crossovers and Good Omens fluff. I finish SYOTs. I'm a lousy reviewer, so, by extension, nothing in my stories is based on how often other folks review.

I tend to submit younger, outer-district males. My tributes have a solid average of 15th place. I enjoy helping my fellow submitters complete their tribute placement lists. I've finally got a full set myself. :)

Si non confectus, non reficiat.

My Less-and-Less-Canon-As-They-Go-Along SYOTs

Doomed to Die: The Ninth Hunger Games (doomedtodie . weebly . com) - Complete

Edge of Chaos: The Tenth Hunger Games (edgeofchaos . weebly . com) - Complete

Born in Pain: The 25th Hunger Games (borninpain . weebly . com) - Complete

For a Reason: The 42nd Hunger Games (forareason42 . weebly . com) - Complete

Hide Your Fires: The 50th Hunger Games (hideyourfires . weebly . com) - Complete

My At-Least-I-Kept-the-Canon-Twist-This-Time SYOT

Forged in Fire: The 75th Hunger Games (forgedinfire75 . weebly . com) - Complete

My Abandoning-Movie-Canon-Post-X2 X-Men Crossover SYOTs

Mistakes of the Past: The First X-Games (mistakesofthepast . weebly . com) - Complete

What You Fight Against: The Second X-Games (whatyoufightagainst . weebly . com) - In Progress (Games)

My We-Haven't-Decided-How-Canon-This-Is SYOT Collaborations with My Brother

Rage Towards It: The 11th Hunger Games (ragetowardsit11hg . weebly . com) - In Progress (Reapings)

Other Goodies:

My sister MornieGalad Baggins

My brother Howler33

Some fanart for Born in Pain made by kopycat101 (mexicancat-girl . tumblr . com / tagged / Born-in-Pain)

My tributes in various SYOT stories:

Victors

Minet Nikelle, 18 - District Two female - Blood Splatters by bobothebear
Jonas Tanner, 17 - District Seven male - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins
Orlando Cimber, 15 - District Twelve male - The Whisper by Krystal Fox

Deceased

Jethro Brackish, 14 - District Four male - Who Tells Your Story by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 2nd
Esteban Graft, 18 - District Nine male - Betrayal by Greywolf44 - Placed 2nd
Calvin Kelvin, 13 - District Five male - Lex Talonis by symphorophilia - Placed 3rd
Bernard Hancock, 12 - District Twelve male - Distorted by TheAmazingJAJ - Placed 3rd
Orville Mullen, 13 - District Six male - Haus der Toten by BamItsTyler - Placed 4th
Jasper Graves, 18 - District One male - Iridescence by District11-Olive, Call Me Fin, and AceReader55 - Placed 4th
Alton Shelding, 15 - District Ten male - Madhouse by jakey121 - Placed 5th
Noelle Withers, 14 - District Eleven female - Lorax by SnowLabrador - Placed 5th
Audric Bract, 15 - District Nine male - Renaissance Island by LiveFreeOrDie - Placed 6th
Keelan Spinnaker, 17 - District Four male - Distorted by TheAmazingJAJ - Placed 6th
Clemence Aldrin, 14 - District Six female - Serendipity by Predatory Flamingo - Placed 6th
Chandler Kennewick, 12 - District Nine male - Light up the Sky by bobothebear - Placed 6th
Edison McSmartyPants, 12 - District Three male - We all must die by Fire'sCatching - Placed 7th
Homer Feldspar, 17 - District Two male - Reaped by TheBlaBla245 - Placed 8th
Athos Flint, 37 - District Five male - Ohana by santiago.poncini20 and SilverflowerXRavenpaw - Placed 8th
Carlisle Talbot, 18 - District Six male - Serendipity by Predatory Flamingo - Placed 9th
Hesper Chock, 15 - District Six female - Pawns by foxfox12 - Placed 10th
Mercedes Buckler-Marque, 67 - District Six female - The Victors by TheBlaBla245 - Placed 10th
Candice Graham, 13 - District Nine female - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins - Placed 10th
Harlan Pearce, 12 - District Eleven male - Devils and Dust by District 11-Olive - Placed 10th
Orion Trent, 18 - District Four male - Picking up the Pieces by My-Mental-Mind - Placed 11th
Willoughby Trundle, 14 - District Six male - Pawns by foxfox12 - Placed 11th
Zebedee Barnes, 17 - District Ten male - Over the Edge by IVolunteerAsAuthor - Placed 11th
Simeon Peladon, 92 - District Eleven male - The Victors by TheBlaBla245 - Placed 11th
Tucker Galvani, 14 - District Five male - Ohana by santiago.poncini20 and SilverflowerXRavenpaw - Placed 12th
Mitchell Davies, 14 - Wyoming male - Off to the Races by nevergone4ever - Placed 12th (out of 12)
Charlotte Jacquard, 17 - District One female - Who Tells Your Story by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 13th
Carlos Albedo, 12 - District Five male - In Ruins by Krystal Fox - Placed 13th
Malvolio Renard, 18 - District Ten male - Pawns by foxfox12 - Placed 14th
Lennon Pareski, 12 - District Eleven male - Dawn of Light by Reader Castellan - Placed 14th
Lincoln Tantalum, 12 - District Three male - Chaos is a Ladder by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 15th
Elric Trace, 15 - District Five male - To Die But Once by MornieGalad Baggins - Placed 15th
Cheyenne Macrae, 13 - District Nine female - Teen Idle by nevergone4ever - Placed 15th
Hermia Rhodes, 52 - District Nine female - Metamorphosis by BamItsTyler - Placed 15th
Phoebe Linden, 12 - District Eleven female - Who Tells Your Story by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 15th
Dalios Foster, 12 - District Twelve male - Silver Ashes on the Bloody Field by symphorophilia - Placed 16th
Nadene Travers, 15 - District Three female - Monsters Among Us by LokiThisIsMadness - Placed 16th
Tobias Ledger, 63 - District Three male - Metamorphosis by BamItsTyler - Placed 17th
Raphael Sylvan, 14 - District Eleven male - In Ruins by Krystal Fox - Placed 17th
Sylvester Morse, 15 - District Three male - Self Portrait by betttyy - Placed 17th
Abner Demerath, 14 - District Eleven male - Eternal Penance by bobothebear - Placed 17th
Duncan Lane, 13 - District Six male - Lorax by SnowLabrador - Placed 18th
Cherimoya "Cherry" Thatch, 16 - District Eleven female - Serendipity by Predatory Flamingo - Placed 18th
Desmond Shard, 14 - District Twelve male - The Devil is in the Details by The Voice of Night Vale - Placed 18th
Odrey Hume, 14 - District Three male - They All Fall Down by Chaos In Her Wake - Placed 18th
Stanley Newton, 18 - District Three male - Serendipity by Predatory Flamingo - Placed 19th
Crispin Arkley, 18 - District Six male - The Whisper by Krystal Fox - Placed 19th
Dexter Normande, 12 - District Ten male - Renaissance Island by LiveFreeOrDie - Placed 19th
Carol Farrier, 13 - District Ten female - Distorted by TheAmazingJAJ - Placed 19th
Aldous Clement, 17 - District Eleven male - Chaos is a Ladder by when-is-winter-coming - Placed 19th
Marlowe Bastion, 18 - District Four female - Under the Black Flag by IronManRidingaNimbus - Placed 20th
Murray Keyes, 17 - District Ten male - Frozen Alive by Icye - Placed 20th
Titania Dent, 14 - District Six female - Betrayal by Greywolf44 - Placed 21st
Jensen Allard, 12 - District Eight male - Tremble by HoppsHungerfan - Placed 21st
Errol Ford, 13 - District Nine male - Under the Black Flag by IronManRidingaNimbus - Placed 21st
Peros Nebron, 13 - District Ten male - Shot in the Dark by Cashmere67 - Placed 21st
Ichabod Garjan, 13 - District Seven male - Serendipity by Predatory Flamingo - Placed 22nd
Basil Larch, 15 - District Seven male - Castaways by Captain of Sunken Ships - Placed 22nd
Elias Tartan, 13 - District Eight male - The Whisper by Krystal Fox - Placed 22nd
Nehemiah Bunting, 15 - District Eight male - Distorted by TheAmazingJAJ - Placed 22nd
Carlos Banvard, 13 - District Twelve male - Reaped by TheBlaBla245 - Placed 23rd
Icarus Behring, 14 - Capitol male - The Capitol Games by The Lonely Geek - Placed 23rd
Tristan Juniper, 12 - District Seven male - Crimson by paperairline - Placed 24th
Fabian Tanaka, 17 - District Eight male - The Origins of Monstrosity by LokiThisIsMadness - Placed 24th
Richmond Clarke, 12 - District Nine male - United by beauthg03 - Placed 24th
Colm Miller, 13 - District Nine male - Blood Splatters by bobothebear - Placed 24th
Marley Nash, 15 - District Six nonbinary - The Devil is in the Details by The Voice of Night Vale - Placed 26th (out of 26)
Emmer Cassel, 11 - District Nine male - Blood on Stone by SkyeBird128 - Placed 64th (out of 96)

Still Alive and in the Games

Nic Hadeshan, 12 - District Five male - Golden Gates by Xechasate
Viola Batiste, 13 - District Eight nonbinary - The Devil is in the Details by The Voice of Night Vale
Tanner Craven, 18 - District Eight male - Golden Gates by Xechasate
Ahron Ember, 15 - District Nine male - Golden Gates by Xechasate

Not Yet in the Games

Quint Delgado, 13 - District Two nonbinary - Atonality by Predatory Flamingo
Breccan Herschel, 17 - District Three male - Frozen Alive by Fire and Starlight
Lucinda Tweed, 15 - District Eight female - Atonality by Predatory Flamingo
Malachi Thorne, 18 - District Nine male - Atonality by Predatory Flamingo
June Persimmon-Teff, 15 - District Eleven female - History Has Its Eyes On You by ANTonio-banderas
Linus Persimmon-Teff, 14 - District Eleven male - History Has Its Eyes On You by ANTonio-banderas
Chester Persimmon-Teff, 13 - District Eleven male - History Has Its Eyes On You by ANTonio-banderas
Charlotte Persimmon-Teff, 13 - District Eleven female - History Has Its Eyes On You by ANTonio-banderas
Kennedy Persimmon-Teff, 12 - District Eleven nonbinary - History Has Its Eyes On You by ANTonio-banderas
Minerva Hesper, 13 - Eastside Capitol female - Dancing Lights by TitanMaddix

"Lord, we know there is no good order except that which we create. There is no hope but us. There is no mercy but us. There is no justice. There is just us. All things that are, are ours. But we must care. For if we do not care, we do not exist. If we do not exist, then there is nothing but blind oblivion. And even oblivion must end someday. Lord, will you grant me just a little time? For the proper balance of things. To return what was given. For the sake of prisoners and the flight of birds. Lord, what can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?" - Reaper Man by Sir Terry Pratchett