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Author has written 7 stories for Avengers, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, and Phantom of the Opera.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

If people say you talk too loudly, copy this to your profile.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tatooine, Naboo, Coruscant, and Kashyyyk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually enjoy reading, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Eragon (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Fang or Link is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into Build-a-Bear Workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to Bush Gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding roller coasters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you stay up all night and do nothing. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

Pessimism is good. If you are always pessimistic, you will never be disappointed, because you are thinking of the worst case scenario. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being normal is vastly overrated, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in


2) STAND silent and motionless in the

corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt

and strain to yank the doors open, then

act as if you're embarrassed when they

open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake

and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a

while. Then announce in horror: "You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And

push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone

presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger

for a while, then announce: "I have new

socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look

around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the

emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor

with chalk and announce to the other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person

in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they

give you a shock. Smile, and go back for


16) ASK if you can push the button for

other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're

waiting for your friend. After a while,

let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,

How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone

reaches to help pick it up, then scream:

"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of

everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant

and review emergency procedures and

exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book (Unless i'm with a good friend then we dance stupidly. not caring what people think.) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a mobile or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who has a comeback for whatever you say to her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Doctor Who, or anything else sci-fi, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

· There’s truth and knowledge behind every ‘I don’t know.’

· There’s curiosity behind every ‘just wondering.’

· There’s emotion behind every ‘I don’t care.’

· There’s pain behind every ‘it’s okay.’

· There’s love behind every ‘I hate you.’

· There’s ‘I need you’ behind every ‘leave me alone.’

· There’s a lot of words behind every silence.

I like any quote from harry potter, and yes i do know them all. I also know how many words, chapters and paragraphs there are. no this is not becuase im a nerd (which i am) im just good at math

I have an iphone, Siri. But i have renamed her, she is now a he and his name is Jarvis. Its great.

I love disney and fairytales though i am the one critizing every cheezy line or action.

I dont actually hate every person i meet, and if you talk to me for more than a sentence you'd realize im not glaring behind my sunglasses.

Im not afraid of heights, im afriad of falling. Im not afraid of the dark, im afraid of whats in it. Im not afriad of love, im afraid of not being loved back.

Im me. Im awesome, but im also accepting of critism because i have been desribed in oxymorons, such as, indecise impulsive or cynical romantic. I know who i am and im simply a realistic dreamer so dont be afraid to tell me things i dont want to hear.

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A Man Like Me Can Never Change by KittensWithDaggers reviews
She wanted a friend. He needed one. One day, the fearsome, ruthless Inspector Javert meets a young girl alone in the street. Elisabet was idealistic and young, and they awakened within each other dark memories and loneliness that were held at bay for years. But how could they trust each other if they could never trust themselves?
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 231,359 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/20/2015 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Inspector Javert - Complete
Another Piece of Gold: Magic is here! by c.cook13 reviews
The curse that froze the people of the Enchanted Forest in Storybrooke, Maine is now broken. As Avery predicted, her father, the notorious Mr. Gold has done something catastrophic. Bringing Magic. Now Avery must deal with her powers in this world, Emma's battle for Henry, Snow and Charming's 'happy' family, and a town with memories! OUaT 2 based Sequel to Another Piece of Gold!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 82,579 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, OC - Complete
The Story Teller by reviews
-COMPLETED- Upon recieving a letter 10 years after the disaster of the Populaire theatre, Christine de Chagny begins to unravel the incredible story of the Phantom of the Opera and the backstage girl who loved him. Erik/OC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,098 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Erik - Complete
Those Rare Moments by Spirit the Fire Dragon reviews
A collection of those sappy, fluffy, loveable and sometimes angsty moments between Holmes and Russell. /Previously Moments of Frailty/
Laurie R. King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Greater Game for Three by The-First-Step reviews
Charlotte Myers had only wanted to get away from all the games. Escape the insanity that had plagued her half her life. A bomber is loose in London but her feelings of guilt make it harder to deal with the great consulting detective of 221B Baker Stree
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,596 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Rudy Steiner's Soul by kingszey reviews
What Death didn't tell us about when he went to collect Rudy Steiner's soul, and what coulour the sky was.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Rudy S., Liesel M. - Complete
The Girl and the Dawn Treader by chibimaker reviews
Sequel to the Prince and The Stranger. Max returns to Narnia, joining Caspian and others on the Dawn Treader as it goes through the Eastern Sea. And with the changing of the sea, is there a changing in Max and Caspian's relationship? Caspian/OC. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,172 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Caspian X - Complete
The Prince and the Stranger by chibimaker reviews
Max is a foster kid that's been hopped from house to house all her life. Because of this, it's not easy for her to care about other people. When she falls into the realm of Narnia, she meets Prince Caspian. Will things change? Prince Caspian movie-verse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,828 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Caspian X - Complete
Half and Half by notthetype reviews
Did anyone ever think that Spock and Uhura just make too much sense? What if there was another option? What if there was a girl who's everything Spock NEVER wanted? Spock, OC, Chekov, Uhura, Bones, Kirk and Gaila. Rated for final chapter only.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,382 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Spock - Complete
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This is how the story of Jennifer Stark ends reviews
This is the sequel to Jennifer Stark. Please read that one first, otherwise you may be lost and confused. The title may sound like this will be short, but I assure you otherwise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC
How did they become friends? reviews
Their relationship works in snapshots, and every time they find themselves wondering, 'How did this happen' Sherlock/OC (Starts during his college years)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,400 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H.
Jennifer Stark reviews
The story of Tony Stark's little sister all the way through from Iron Man one to the Avengers. Read as she grows and all the while defies death, falls for a teammate and saves the world- yes i know bad summary but hey, it sounded dramatic- Jennifer Stark is OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 288,256 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The story of Kristina Black reviews
It's funny isn't it? She had such promise, the daughter of Sirius Black and one of the smartest witches at hogwarts... whatever happened to the child to make her into what she is? Why dont you read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013
Terra: Daughter of Earth reviews
A girl is sent to be raised on the planet Vulcan for mysterious reasons, at age 18 begins attendance of Star-fleet with her pointy eared 'friend' Spock and things begin to get a bit twisted
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,603 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Spock
My Song reviews
Erik finds his daily life disturbed by a young woman years before Christine. He makes his choice to help her early on. He has forgotten how to love, so when he finds himself slowly falling for her-the famous Christine Daae appears and gives him the chance at light and perfection. Only after does he realize where his priorities lie.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,802 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Erik - Complete
The Choices of the Young
Do Jedi play basketball? They did at the temple- Thats how Obiwan and Cara met- Obi was twelve when Sifo-Dyas and his padawan Cara came with Qui-Gon to see the duels at the Temple between the iniatives. First chapter only- Tell me what you think please! (Rated T for future chapters) Obi/OC
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Obi-Wan K.