I'm not sure what to write here so I guess I'll start with the basics.

Name: Let's stick with Kurosaki. Kuro for short _

Age: Depending on the day...anywhere from 5 to 40

Gender: Tomboy XD

Languages: American English, Sarcasm (it's my main form of communication), Nerd (integral to daily life), and fake (but rather good) British, Irish, and German accents

One thing you should know about me is this: I am a shonen-ai and yaoi fan. So if you have a problem with that, turn that little tush right around and walk out the metaphorical door, if you please.

WARNING: If you get me started on politics, I will most likely still be ranting the day I turn 100.

I SUPPORT freedom of speech and religion I OBJECT to socialism and communism, therefore, I am AGAINST President Obama (or Oblahblah as he is known by me and my friends). If you call me racist because of this, you are mistaken. I do not discriminate against anyone because of their race, gender, religion, or sexual orientation. I simply do not support Oblablah's slow but steady progression of the US towards Socialism. As a citizen of the United States of America, I will not stand by idly as our great country goes down the toilet.

Random stuff:

-I enjoy Yaoi.

-My liking of yaoi sometimes frightens me.

-My once innocent mind is sadly long gone...

-DENGEKI DAISY IS THE BEST MANGA EVER!!!!!

-I have recently become entirely obsessed with Supernatural.

-My absolute, total, most favorite, most loved pairing of all time is Destiel!

-I love archery!

-THE AVENGERS IS THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE YET!!! Hawkeye rules and Steve/Tony is so sweet :DDD

-World's Number One Star Wars Fan right here :D

-Seriously, I love Star Wars. I am the proud owner of three Star Wars Encyclopedias.

-I am a total nerd, otaku, and bookworm. Whatever you wanna call a geek, I am the definition of it.

-I am among the people known as the Grammer Nazis.

-I firmly believe that I have superpowers that I have not yet realized.

-I LOOOOOOOVE singing, but I HAAAAAAAATE anyone besides my dog hearing me.

-I can't believe that anyone is reading this unconsequential list of odd things pertaining to the strange Homo Sapien that is me.

-I like to think that I could care less about what I wear, but my jeans, graphic T-shirt, and leather jacket look actually takes a bit of thought.

-I frequently mix up left and right.

-I am such a big clutz that I can trip over things that aren't there.

-On several occasions I have been the oldest person in a movie theater showing a Disney movie.

-I feel very connected to nature, more so, I believe, than other people.

-Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out. And I said that before Avril Lavigne sang it.

-Every single favorite character I have ever chosen in a story (be it movie, book, anime, whatever) has either died, been horribly wounded, or have been given the shortest possible stick of them all. IT SUCKS!!! Why must I doom characters by calling them my favorite?!? *sobbing*

-BANANAS!!!

-I have this thing about them number of acceptable ending puctuation marks. I DESPISE YOU, NUMBER TWO!

-I am an INCREDIBLY picky eater. AND I am allergic to garlic, which is in about half the food on planet Earth. So, needless to say, I am a hard person to feed.

-My favorite musicians are (in no particular order): Elvis Presley, Avril Lavigne, Boston, Kansas, Selena Gomez, Ke$ha, Matchbox 20, Lemonade Mouth, Journey, The Police, Lady Gaga, Cascada, NSYNC, and P!nk.

-I find Twilight to be a very stupid story. But I go see the movies nonetheless, mostly just for a laugh.

-I randomly start speaking with accents unintentionally and have no idea what the accent is.

-I am currently embroiled in a fierce poking war with my frenemie Lance.

-I am a red belt in Banzenkan Aiki Ninjutsu, well on the path to becoming a black belt :D

-MAGIC BANANAS!!!

-Right now I am in the middle of a Big Bang Theory Marathon that has lasted hours. I cannot breathe at the moment as I am preoccupied at laughing so hard that I feel a 6-pack coming on.

My favorite couples:

-Yaoi:

-Dean Winchester and Castiel (Supernatural)

-Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)

-Charles Xavier and Erik Lennsherr (X-Men)

-Nowaki and Hiroki (Junjou Romantica)

-Kakashi and Iruka (Naruto)

-Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

-Steve Rogers and Tony Stark (The Avengers)

-Aragorn and Legolas (Lord of the Rings)

-Usagi and Misaki (Junjou Romantica)

-Sasuke and Naruto (Naruto)

-Straight:

-Kurosaki and Teru (Dengeki Daisy)

-Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff (The Avengers)

-Logan and Rogue (X-Men)

-Anakin and Ahsoka (Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

-Shikamaru and Temari (Naruto)

-Usui and Misaki (Kaichou wa Maid-sama)

-Kei and Hikari (Special A)

My biggest Pet Peeves (interesting phrase, pet peeve. Hee-hee):

-When people are disrespectful

-When people discriminate against others for ANY reason: gender, race, religion, sexual orientation, or political beliefs

-When people have kids without thinking about the responsibility that it is, the kids feelings, and when they don't parent their kids, saying, "Oh, they're just kids. They'll learn." Well, they won't LEARN if you don't TEACH

ANIME NERD:

[X] You watch anime.

[X] You read manga.

[X] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.

[X] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.

[X] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.

[X] You have cosplayed.

[X] You have done so in public.

[X] You have been to an anime/manga convention.

[X] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.

[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.

[X] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.

[/] You enjoy drawing anime. (I don't draw anime very often, but when I do I like it)

[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person.

[X] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.

Anime Nerd Points: 11.5

ART NERD:

[X] You like art.

[X] You actually consider yourself an artist.

[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.

[X] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.

[X] You give people your drawings as gifts

[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.

[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.

[X] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.

[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.

[X] You have considered a career as an artist.

[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.

[X] You have a favorite artist.

[X] Your drawings have been framed.

[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art Nerd Points: 8

MUSICAL NERD:

[/] You play a musical instrument. (I used to play the viola, the piano, and I can still play the recorder so-so. But I mostly just sing :D )

[/] You play more than one instrument. (USED to. See above)

[/] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument. (I enjoy singing)

[ ] You've given your instrument a name.

[X] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument. (For viola, piano, and singing :D )

[ ] You are known by what you play.

[ ] You listen to classical music.

[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.

[ ] You have a favorite composer.

[/] All/Most of your friends are from your band/orchestra class. (My BEST friend is)

[ ] You write music.

[ ] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite.

[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.

[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical Nerd Points: 3

VIDEO GAME NERD:

[X] You play video games.

[X] You've owned more than 4 different video game systems.

[X] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.

[ ] You play video games every day.

[X] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (Once, when I got a Star Wars game for Christmas XD )

[X] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3 player. (If Guitar Hero counts anyways :P )

[ ] You love to talk about video games.

[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.

[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.

[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends.

[X] Your gaming system is in your room.

[ ] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.

[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.

[X] You keep playing a game until you beat it.

[X] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.

Video Game Nerd Points: 8

COMPUTER NERD:

[X] You use the computer every day.

[X] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.

[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.

[X] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.

[X] You use emoticons

[X] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.

[ ] You spend time in online forums.

[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.

[X] You have friends you have only met online. (Just a few; remember internet safety and stranger danger folks!)

[ ] You have/had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.

[ ] You have actually met an online friend in person.

[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.

[X] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.

[ ] You can type really, really fast.

Computer Nerd Points: 7

So I am an anime and video game nerd who loves her computer and used to be musical...Interesting...

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!" Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny, and then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe. Crazy is if you laugh at Obi-wan Kenobi's accent! Crazy is stalking a lunch-mate when they disappear for no reason and them throw grapes at them when they see you. Crazy is when you run around on all fours for a year growling at people. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701, Afw, charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, thesistersthree, Charmedn1, KittyKat835, DethRose, Ying-Fa-Dono, Twistz of Doom, Eilonwy Arwen Kenobi of Narnia, swcwf22, AhsokaXAnakin63752, Kurosaki224

By the way, I know I haven't posted much yet, but I have two story ideas that are slowly forming in my mind, so hopefully I'll have something for you soon. And I thank you for reading this profile and hopefully laughing at my horrid attempt at humor, and will return soon when I have a story for you. Ja ne! _