Thanks to a little reconnaissance, Minto discovers that Berri's perfect exterior hides a dark secret.

Kish discovers the identity of the Okamura Junior High ghost before the Mew Mews do, and he has no interest in talking her down from the edge. Written for Soccer-Geek's Alternate Pairings Contest

AU. When Ichigo stumbles onto a strange mute boy imprisoned in the basement of the cafe where she works, she takes pity on him, all the while trying to keep what she knows a secret from the man who's holding him prisoner.

Purin and Taruto put on a puppet show for the Mews and aliens, with a few minor snags along the way.

Fifty TMM ficlets inspired by 50 random songs. Various pairings, genres, and AUs.

Sasame will do anything for his princess except hate her. Onesided-ish Sasame/Takako, set during episode 11.

Ichigo and Ryou finally become parents, but there are...complications. Flash fic, written for Kitty Kat K.O.'s Sudden But Necessary Contest.

A world of magic is bleeding into ours, threatening the entirety of human existence. Thirty years ago, six girls were given the power to save the Earth, but it may take more than that this time. An OC story.

Ryou suggests that Ichigo try going on a date with Kish, in the hope that it'll stop the alien from acting like such a creep. But, of course, Ryou has an ulterior motive. Written for iTaffy.G's contest.

I make my initial incision, careful not to press too hard and damage the tissue beneath the skin. Human flesh is unexpectedly fragile. /Written for Devilish Aisha's Murder Contest./

AU. Oklahoma Territory, 1879: A young woman is brutally attacked, a handsome doctor nurses her back to health, and together, the two ride out to hunt down her assailant. Zakuro/Ryou, written for mew-serene's contest.

A triple-drabble. When Taruto's defenses are down, Purin makes her move. Written for TazzyBizzy as part of Chiharu's 2010 Secret Santa exchange.

After seeing Masaya and Ichigo together, Pai gets it into his head that Deep Blue wants Earth-style romance. Pai/DB, written for True Colours' Literary Kryptonite challenge.

Post-series. Pai is ever-curious about the scientific secrets of the universe. Kish has faith in the girl he loves. In space, with nowhere to get away from one's thoughts, perspective is an endangered quality. Written for kisshufan4ever's contest.

A set of drabbles to get you in a spooky mood, written for Halloween 2010. Various pairings, lots of AUs.

AU. When the town's Wise Dog goes missing, it's up to Alto the witch-cat and his feline friends to find out what happened to her. !2nd place in Zenaga's AU Contest!

A fairy tale. After Ichigo finds an unconsious young man outside her house, she embarks with him on a quest to save his soul. !2nd place in Immortal x Snow's Europe contest!

A La Mode AU. When the new threat to Earth is a woman from Ryou's past, he can't help but stumble in his dedication to saving the planet. A sequel to "Stop the World," written for True Colours' Alternate Pairings Contest. Ryou/Duke.

Nira hated every part of this. The hours, the fighting, the ridiculous costume, the secrecy... Absolutely everything. Written for Rhia-chan8910's contest.

AU, OCs. You think five disparate girls will magically become best friends just because they have to save the world? Please. Saving the world is more stressful and dangerous than you could ever imagine. If any of us even survive this, it won't be without sacrifice. (!WINNER of Tomahawk 3.0's contest!)

Upon learning that Ichigo likes American country music, Kish kidnaps Moe and Miwa and forces them to help him write a song for her. Written for Safaia Bara's country music contest.

Slight AU. As a teenage doctorate student, Ryou feels like a total outcast. Luckily, he has someone even stranger by his side, but there are some storms not even the closest friendships can weather. An entry for MewMidnight and Stik 'n' Marv's contests.

In which Kish, despite his best efforts, is a master of disguise. Written for DragonTamer94's BitterSweet Blood contest

Shattered by Ichigo's death, Ryou embarks on a desperate quest to bring her back and, just maybe, win her heart. !WINNER of Saba's Reflection and Forever Mesermised's respective contests!

Severance-verse. A snowstorm-chimera struggles to retain its mind when faced with the unavoidably familiar. Written for Chiharu as part of a Secret Santa exchange.

Fifteen years after saving the world, Ichigo finds herself trapped in a life she doesn't think she can bear. !Winner of BroadwayObsessedGirl54's Kish/Ichigo contest!

AU. In which the only thing more difficult than being responsible for the fate of the world is loving the girl who is. IchigoMasaya. !2nd place in K.O. and Tomoyo's End of the World Contest!

After dealing with Zaladane and retreating to Asteriod M, Magneto tries to come to terms with breaking the promise he made to Charles Xavier. Written for the FPA Quote Challenge.

Ten loosely-connected drabbles dealing with the evolving relationship between Kish and Deep Blue. Written for IchigoPudding's contest.

The Mew Aqua was like a bomb detonating in his chest. A 100-word drabble written for TazzyBizzyNya's contest.

AU. London, 1893: A young scientist's invention goes terribly awry, leaving the fate of the world in the hands of a motley group of super-powered British girls. No OCs at all!

AU. A middle-aged scientist returns to a planet he hasn't visited in 30 years, only to fall back in love with the robot girl he left there so long ago. RyouIchigo. !WINNER of Kish's Kittie's AU Contest!

Or: How Halle the cockroach-girl came to join the Justice League. A side story to Nighty999's Young Justice, although it can be read independently.

Now that Minto and Zakuro are a couple, everyone from Ryou to the tabloids has to have their say about the pair. How will their romance fare? Shujoai. Shockingly, updated and finished! Does anyone still care?

Part of the Tokyo Ew Ewniverse. Ichigo and Masaya are sick of the way the fandom treats them, so they enlist Kish to help them make a public service announcement

Future AU: Deep Blue has won the final battle and now controls the world, but his obsession with Ichigo Momomiya may prove his undoing. !WINNER of Kish's Kittie's One-Shot Contest!

When Ginny confronts Draco over his latest nasty trick, he makes a startling, and musical, confession. Monty Python filk ahoy!

Happiness is a prison. Happiness is the most insidious prison of all. [KishIchigo]

Sequel to Tokyo Ew Ew. Now the canon characters are here, and all the Mary Sues are loose! Can Ew Llama do anything at all to stop the madness? Well, no, not really. She doesn't even make much of an effort, actually. It's kinda pathetic.

Takes place somewhere between TEE and Llamarama. After Ichigo breaks up with Masaya, she looks to Ryou and Kish for comfort. Various Ichigo pairings.

Have you ever wanted to write a bad Mary Sue story, but had no idea how? Look no further than the Tokyo Ew Ew Mary Sue Writer's Guide! Instant bad fanfiction at your fingertips!

The Mew Mews were saved by some new mews, but Ichigo isn't happy. Now the final battle is here, but who will win, cannon or original characters? Not for anyone who seriously likes New Mew stories. Look at the genre. The title is not a typo. Finished.

Yoh and Manta plot how to keep their growing romance a secret from the other residents of the onsen. As though they're fooling anyone. Slight shounenai.

Harry and Hermione meet after x-number of years, suddenly fall in love, and ride off into the sunset. If that summary made you sick, this story is for you. Why? It's a parody of every story that follows that basic plotline.

When all delusions have disappeared, when all pride and falsehood have been stripped away, true light shines through. Here is that light. Here is Seto Kaiba.

While in a fit of depression, Pegasus is given an interesting choice. How will Cyndia deal with it?finished