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Author has written 1 story for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.

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I was hacked.

They deleted my stories.

BUT I have a note that regards to SFA, which is undoubtedly my most popular fic (even though it's not popular). Read it if you were a fan.

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Two Wrongs Equals A Right by Amethyst Raindrops 16 reviews
Anybody related to Voldemort must be inherently evil... right? Harry Potter thinks so. Nobody good could come from Voldemort. When Dumbledore announces that Voldemort has a grandson named Percy Jackson, Harry's already labeled Percy as EVIL and put him on his enemy list. But Percy Jackson is not whats expected by a long shot and he's not going to take any prejudices lying down...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,352 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 10/17/2013
Boundaries by Zahira Raja reviews
The Vongola, as well as all of Italy, had learned a concrete set of rules and boundaries to follow when it involved Sawada Tsunayoshi. Rule One; You don't attack before Vongola Decimo has had his coffee. Or things like this could happen, "You've got exactly five seconds to get the fuck out of my house before I set you ablaze and dance on the ashes." And that was him being nice.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,675 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Varia
Infiltration by hiholly123 reviews
After stumbling across a large source of magic in Britain, Foaly sends none other than Artemis Fowl to investigate Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, disguised as an exchange student from Ireland. A/Holly if you'd like to read it that way. T for occasional language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,482 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 1/1/2008
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4047 - Favs: 8,235 - Follows: 9,983 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews
FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,694 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,286 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Daughter Of Time by GaleSynch reviews
AU: Fem!Percy. Male!Thalia. Finding out she was a half-blood was bad enough, but when Percy's long-lost father turned out to be the Titan Lord of Time, Kronos, Percy was left wondering just who she'd piss off in her past life. Jason/Percy/Thalia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,682 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Thalia G., Percy J., Jason G.]
Babysitting Days by amethyst-ice22 reviews
Dame-Tsuna, well, was dame. No matter what he did, he failed, except for one though, and that's his innate ability to make children like him. That fact doesn't change even if the child is the son of the infamous Hibari Kyoya.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,933 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Troublesome Discoveries by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
At age twenty-six, Sawada Tsunayoshi dies without regret, leaving his place as Vongola's leader to another. In another world, Sawada Tsunayoshi wakes up once more: alive, de-aged to ten, with a younger twin brother, and ... female? …What? - AU; dimension-crossing; fem!Tsuna; No pairings as of now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,157 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
I'm A Rock Star by smiles555fofo reviews
AU Sure her tutor had caused a ton of havoc on her life, but forcing her on this challenge is beyond sane. Recruiting band members and partying with celebs would surely flip her world...into romance? FEM27Xall, singers, models, rich kids, and much more
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,166 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Absence makes thy heart grow fonder by Senchi Codo reviews
Female Percy/Jason. One sided Jasper. Please read, and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
The Herbivorous Carnivore by RenegadeWarrior reviews
AU Nine-year-old Hibari Kyouya meets eighteen-year-old Sawada Tsunayoshi, a carnivore who seems determined to be an everyday herbivore. Too bad his carnivorous companions are just as against this as the little skylark himself. 1827, All27, and more.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,322 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Groundhog Day by Arglefumph reviews
Ron Weasley drinks the Groundhog Day potion, which causes him to relive the same day, over and over again, for twenty years! What mischief will he get into, now that he lives outside of time? Can he find a girlfriend and/or figure out a way to defeat Voldemort? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Things About Tony Stark that No One Really Knows by Crashing Star reviews
Some are because he's worked to keep it a secret. Some are because no one's ever bothered to see. Either way, they're all things that won't be unknown for much longer. Story 8: Tony doesn't like to be handed things. OR, Tony teaches his pets to fetch.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,460 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Hibari Kyouya's One-sided Love by AniManGa19930 reviews
[One-Shot] He is just a normal still-a-virgin teenage boy...scratch that, he's a still-a-virgin carnivorous boy, why getting this girl to love him is so damn hard! Pairing : one-sided!18fem27. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/4/2013 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Mukuro R. - Complete
Stranger in a Familiar Land by eradicating reviews
Old Vongola Decimo Sawada Tsunayoshi died peacefully in his sleep with few regrets, knowing that his grandson had the Vongola Famligia well in hand. In a parallel world, at that same moment, salaryman Sawada Tsunayoshi woke up and fell out of his bed. AU/Dimension Travel/Gen/Possible OOCness.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation
Waking Up by NowComesTheNight reviews
Just how much strength does the average person posses? The depths of human will surpasses impossibility and is without measure. Kanda is about to discover the depths of his own will. Kanda-centric. Yullen, AU oneshot. Drama with a bit of romance. Rated for some gruesome details. Not too bad though.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Pyro Lover by Byakuzee reviews
Small oneshot collection. Five: When she was a teenager, barely reaching fifteen, she was asked a question by Hana, "What's your favorite type of kisses, Kyoko?"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Kyōko S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Shot Through The Heart by Byakuzee reviews
A collection of pairing based oneshots. Chapter Eight: Enma wondered about what he'd done to deserve this. Champ00.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enma K., Naito Longchamp
The Black Order Academy by Takanami reviews
Welcome to the Black Order Academy, where the gym and history classes are at war, Asian literature has a perfect attendance rate nearly every day, Calculus can be detrimental to your health and the substitute teacher is a professional pickpocket.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Arystar Krory III, Lavi - Complete
To That Faraway Sky by cywscross reviews
Tsuna's never liked attention so it's only natural for Ienari to stand out more. But being himself means a mom and a brother who don't care about him, and Tsuna doesn't have enough tolerance to overlook it for long. He won't change who he is just to make them like him so he leaves. Three years later, Reborn arrives to train Nari, only to discover that there's one Sawada missing.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,374 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 4,267 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 4141 - Favs: 9,017 - Follows: 9,390 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Alien Mine by Byakuzee reviews
One was an alien, the other was an alien freak. AU!4YL. 2759, 8088. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2013 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Twenty Six to Sixteen by hokkyokukou reviews
"To my high-school self, how are you? Today, where I am now, everyone is gone from this world. Please. Fix the future for yourself. Watch them closely." It's a letter from the future, pleading and full of regrets. Tsuna's just an average boy at a not-so-average school with a definitely-not-average therapist, Reborn, and an above-average-at-clumsiness teacher, Dino. What can he do?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,763 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Vongola 10th Generation, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Abnormality by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Tony Stark was a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and an Avengers. Ashton Carter was a student to Charles Xavier-he was a mutant. Twenty years ago, Tony walked out, and he never looked back. Sometimes, you don't have to turn around, when fate just throws something three inches infront of your face...just peachy. Warning- There's X-men in here...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,234 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 322 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by Byakuzee reviews
Damn his eyes that made them swoon. Crack-ish Tsuna/All, somewhat I think.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dieci Tempeste by Byakuzee reviews
Ten times they caused storms to erupt in each other, storms that made path for a clear sky. 5927/2759, mixed timelines.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,849 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Vongola High by Kasu-Hika reviews
Definition: n. An elite private school where many girls apply in hopes of having their dream come true... And to stare at the young, male teachers all day. -KHR Cast all become teachers! Pure crack from the minds of two obsessed fangirls.-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011
The Victor's Guardian by Deception's Call reviews
Howard Stark's point of view of Tony's childhood, his capture in Afghanistan, and his transition to becoming a hero.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Horror Movies Cliches by Byakuzee reviews
"It's not a good strategic move to walk into the woods when it's dark." 8YL. 5927. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
Nintendo Hard by Byakuzee reviews
Tsuna wasn't a sore loser, but he couldn't say the same about his guardians and the Varia though. Oneshot. 4YL.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Letters by Morning Lilies reviews
In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,445 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Sky Sin by Ri-Ryn reviews
"Are you a philosopher, too? Alright, here's a question. Do you know what kindness is, Reborn? It's a euphemism for greed." OOC/Possessive/Dark!Tsuna *ONESHOT*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Beautiful Lies by FeastofDeath reviews
Surrounded by lies ever since becoming Vongola Decimo,Tsuna couldn't help but think, a few minutes before meeting Byakuran, that maybe this time, it was his turn for one last beautiful lie. "I won't die." Liar.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Quality over Quantity by DarthMittens reviews
The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Carve the New Path by cupid-painted-blind reviews
When Sirius accidentally screws up a mission and almost gets them killed, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Frank Longbottom wake up in a tent with three dead-eyed teenagers who tell them that they've got a mission, but can't give up any details, not yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,680 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3176 - Favs: 5,917 - Follows: 7,982 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Mechanical Madness by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Secretly, all of Tony's kitchen appliences are AI's, they're just a little scared of the other Avengers. But the moment Tony enters the room...'WHAT ARE YOU DOING'
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Several Odd Things About Artemis Fowl by toufan-goddess reviews
Everyone knows Artemis Fowl II is a genius. Everyone also knows genii are very...eccentric. This is a collection of drabbles/short stories about our favorite mud boy and some of his quirks. A/H, featuring cameos by Holly, Foaly and others. Chapter 7: In which Artemis conducts research for his latest romance novel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Family Man by discipulapauper reviews
Howard Stark had never thought of himself as a family man. Faced with the daunting task of being a father, he turned to a ghost to help him raise his son-but his son didn't understand why. Pre-Avengers. Movie-verse. One-shot. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A tour you don't really want to take by ThanksIllPass reviews
Natasha offers a once-in-a-lifetime tour around the Land of Gay and Random a.k.a Stark Tower. Natasha/Clint, Thor/Loki, Steve/Tony, sharp objects/Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Tokubetsu by Ms. Mumpsimus reviews
Summary: "Sometimes, I couldn't really help but think what made you take this job, Yuu. You are not really a shining example of patience and virtue, you know. You're an asshole – no offense meant, really. I was just saying."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
Before and After by KuraiArcoiris reviews
It is not unusual for a person to judge their lives before and after a person or event, and for Tsuna, that person and event is definitely Reborn. Sentences on the difference before and after.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Just My Luck by Whispering Darkness reviews
Staring at the one-eyed man across the table who was either trying really hard to use Legilimency on him or trying to reduce him to a pile of ash with his stare, Harry Potter couldn't help but wonder how in the world he always ended up in situations like these. Two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
On The Subject of Cooking by Lillidappler reviews
Have you ever wondered how Tsuna got rid of all that stress from paperwork? Well, here's your answer. Now no longer a oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
How to win a war by ThanksIllPass reviews
Obviously, it's a war between fangirls. Loki already has an army. How can the Avengers even the score? A not-so-secret admirer of Captain America has an idea. I warn you, this is a whole new level of retarded...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Resistance Is Futile by Thai Tea Addict reviews
Tsunako is the beautiful and mysterious younger sister of Tsuna - and also his Shadow Guardian. Adored by hitmen and Guardians alike, she has a great effect on the Vongola. The problem is Tsuna doesn't have a sister, but no one is listening to him...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,513 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Left For Less by Corsiva Vyrae reviews
Honestly, Tony just didn't know when to shut up sometimes. Slash
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,015 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Things Come in Small Packages by Emotive Gothika reviews
Tsuna's running around in his underwear at school again. But an accident has him revealing the not-so-little secret he harbors. Implied 2718.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Clam's Awkward Moments by Tristitia13 reviews
A series of drabbles describing awkward, random, or just plain weird moments in the Vongola Family. Mostly First Generation-centric, but will have others. Chapter 19: The Guardians all gather, and Tsuna fears for the fate of the world...and his virginity.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo
What He's Seen by eloquentelegance reviews
Nobody asks the idiot cow what he's seen when he travels into the future. Drabble.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lambo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Dear Fanfictioneers by My Dear Professor McGonagall reviews
"You all know the truth now, I am very scary when it comes to my children. I will end you." -Molly Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
We Are Nothing by Ruskbyte reviews
Snape's Occlumency lessons have shattered the last defences of Harry's mind. Now, completely unprotected, his dreams have become home to a nightmare other than Voldemort. A nightmare that has taken on a life of its own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,706 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P.
Chest of Hearts by missherlocked reviews
Tsuna might not win Japan Idol, but he brought a chest full of hearts home. American Idol spin-off. Mentions of All27. Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Dog Days Are Over by CharlieSchulz reviews
There are times, ones like this, where James can't think of a single thing he loves more than Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Infestation Coleoptera by Nightsmoke reviews
Without the positive influences of Tsuna or Reborn, Hibari spirals deeper into the throes of mental deterioration. Idea credit goes to Reidluver. Rated M for violence, insanity, and suggestive themes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2011 - K. Hibari
It's a Mafia Life by Reidluver reviews
As Christmas draws near, TYL!Tsuna starts thinking his Guardians would have been better off without him. But would they? Tsuna's about to find out when his Guardian Angel takes him for a ride, but why does he look so much like Reborn? Not crack
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,032 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
A Dragon is still a Dragon by Forgotten Toaster reviews
Hiccup has gotten himself stuck in a situation he had hoped to avoid. Of course. HPGoFxHTTYD, oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Criminality by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
Andrew Meyers never meant to get between formidable boxing champion Dudley Dursley and incurable criminal Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Tired by Instant of Insanity reviews
James Potter is fighting so many battles, and he is tired of it. It seems that fighting so quickly turns to losing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2010 - James P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 451 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Namesake by AllIncestIsWincest reviews
James attempts to win his father's love and Al attempts to bring back the dead. A tale of revenge, redemption, death, resurrection, sibling rivalry, and a little brotherly love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,924 - Follows: 5,276 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
A Memory of Strawberries by xPhineasx reviews
It was the simplest, sweetest kiss Luke had ever had, and it would haunt him for ever. Luke/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
Agony Uncle by Bad Mum reviews
James Sirius Potter is tired of dealing with the love-lives of his siblings and cousins. When Scorpius Malfoy seeks his advice as well, it is just too much for him. Written for respitechristopher as part of the Reviews Lounge Birthday Ficathon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/22/2009 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Situational Awareness by breadsticks reviews
One-shots. Eight Target: Signs and symptoms of delusional people: Please take heed, Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
83 Great Reasons Not To Share A Body With Kronos by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"At least Hermes never wanted to get a giant pocketwatch tattooed on his-- excuse me, YOUR-- back."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Luke C., Kronos - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 657 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
All Problems Solved by Ruskbyte reviews
The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 42,576 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mary Sue by SilverDrama reviews
On her sorting day, the New Generation almost make Mary-Sue Smith cry, and, WHAT?, she ISN'T screaming for revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 469 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Brief Summary of Every HP Fanfic Ever Written by Viskii reviews
It's not brief, or a summary, or every Harry Potter fanfiction ever. It is humor uploaded stupidly and sporadically for your enjoyment. Chapter One: Harry Goes Shopping at Protagonist Mart. There should be a genre for it. I need a life. And some nachos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P.
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Bright the Day by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty somewhat related facts about the Marauders. And Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Queer by deews reviews
The last person that Cedric expected to confide in was Ginny Weasley. Onesided HC, onesided HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Cedric D., Ginny W. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 5,388 - Follows: 1,123 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sette Fiamme Academia: The Incomplete Series
A not!fic that finishes up what the original Sette Fiamme has started because my account got hacked and every single one of my stories got deleted. Includes a lifetime promo for EVERYONE, if you're patient enough to read through all of this (or better yet, tl;dr). Original SFA included a fem!Tsuna, bands, Flames, an academy and floating islands if you need to refresh your minds.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete