Kaorihide bio
 Author has written 53 stories for Gundam Wing/AC, Black and White, Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, and Anime X-overs. About Me Birthday: October 26 Height: 5' 6" Nationality: Bahamian I am the Episkos of The Discordian Sect of The Perpetual Seven Day Weekend: ManiActual the Insolent. I like: martial arts, music, anime, action/adventure and comedy movies, good food, traveling, animals (with noted exceptions), video games, computers, designing web pages, photography, spa days, and prestidigitation (look it up!). I don't like: most beers, white onions, my job, paranoid, rude, hypocritical, and pompous people, thieves, politicians (did I just repeat myself? meh), spiders, scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches, cows (eat 'em 'cause I hate 'em and they taste good), fashion, beauty magazines, romantic movies and novels, being carded at restaurants and bars, being mistaken for a guy (I'm lookin' at you guy from Otakon 2007), and the security guards that keep hitting on me. Favorite anime: Gundam Wing, Slayers (NEXT and TRY not so much), Ghost in the Shell (the movie and the series), Tokyo Undergound, Black Magic: M66, Excel Saga, Bobobo-bobo-bobo (or however it's spelled), Love Hina,Tenjho Tenge, Desert Punk, Air Master, Basquach, Lucky Star, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Hetalia, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Nerima Daikon Brothers, [C] The Money of Soul and Possibility, Accel World, Kill la Kill, Kyosougiga, Yowamushi Pedal, Log Horizon Favorite manga: Naruto, Dragon Knights, No Need for Tenchi, Ranma 1/2, Air Gear, Soul Eater, Black Lagoon, Hunter x Hunter, Mr. Fullswing, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi, Beelzebub, Ansatsu Kyoushitsu (Assassination Classroom), Toriko Favorite manhwa: Witch Hunter, Transfer Student Storm Bringer Favorite web comics: MegaTokyo, Bob and George, 8-bit Theatre, Dominic Deegan Oracle for Hire, El Goonish Shive, Sinfest, Girl Genius, Neko the Kitty, Order of the Stick About my writing I write humour, parodies, songfics, and the occasional adventure story. I started out writing solely in the Gundam Wing section with a few stories in the Black & White section and one or two in others. Lately I've been concentrating on the Naruto series which I'm really enjoying writing for. I don't write romance and every time somebody asks me about pairings in a story it annoys the heck out of me. I don't mind suggestions as to what could happen next (because sometimes I get stuck for ideas) or story ideas, but I draw the line at people telling me that I should write a part where such and such falls in love with so and so because quite frankly I don't care about that sort of thing. My only concern is getting the story itself written as it is. If I decide to write a funny story I write a funny story, if I decide to write a tragedy I'll write a tragedy.I don't care if two, three, or a hundred people fall in love in the process, if the overall point wasn't to follow the growing romantic relationships of those people then it's nothing but filler. Events in a great story should flow so that each part connects seamlessly not just for the sake of it happening. I'm not there yet but I do my best. Also, I never got into this to improve my writing skills in hopes of becoming a famous author. I got into this because otherwise this crap would be stuck in my head for the rest of my life; inflicting it on other people makes me feel better. |
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The This Bites! Omake Collection by CV12Hornet reviews
The Cross-Brain tells the main story of Jeremiah Cross and Soundbite and their travels with the Straw Hat Pirates. Here, however, is what the talented fans of This Bites! have created for "what else"s, "what if"s, and "what the ****"s.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 111 - Words: 222,748 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 11/6/2016
This Bites! by Xomniac reviews
Sea Kings, sea-sickness, sunburns, a 95% genocidal Navy and more than a million and one other assorted ways to die. It's official: Being inserted into an anime sucks ass... Buuut I guess it could be worse. I mean, look on the bright side: At least I'm sailing with the future king of the pirates. (Self-Insert) [COMPLETE... FOR NOW]
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 2,002,288 - Reviews: 9971 - Favs: 11,162 - Follows: 10,358 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Luffy, Tashigi, OC - Complete
The Realities of a Magical Post Apocalyptic World by wd50 reviews
When a mature, pragmatic YGO fan is stuck in the Satellite, and her struggles for survival in this abandoned city. Priorities: Food, water, laptop, WiFi; not necessarily in that order. Oh, and saving the world. Right, probably. Full summary now inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 284,531 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 11/26/2023 - Published: 3/4/2016
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 85 - Words: 1,081,945 - Reviews: 11477 - Favs: 20,181 - Follows: 19,186 - Updated: 7/28/2023 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Will of D by UnknownRegion reviews
Being reincarnated into the One Piece universe is not what one would expect after death. Especially when the 'character' you've been born into is someone who technically doesn't exist. Were things supposed to remain the same, or were you supposed to change them? Only time will tell, supposedly. (OMC is Ace's uncle)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,779 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/13/2023 - Published: 4/24/2018 - Garp, Ace, OC, Corazon
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,461 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 7,610 - Follows: 7,874 - Updated: 12/29/2022 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Tag Force 2 by Hiyuusha reviews
Rise, Earthbound Immortals! As the WRGP approaches, the Red Hat awakens one night to find himself cursed with a Mark of the Shadows. Intending to use its power for the greater good, he tasks himself with recruiting his former enemies, the Dark Signers, to assist him, but will the price of their help be too high to pay? The sequel to Yu-Gi-Oh! Tag Force.
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,745 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/18/2022 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Kiryū K., Misty L., Carly N., OC
AI Lance and Krye by Anna Sai reviews
Lance gets uploaded into the galras matrix. he now has complete power over their entire computer system. But this is Lance, most of the damage at first is unintentional until Pidge and Hunk are able to help him out. the team works on trying to down load him back out...There is also a new threat in the way of Zarkons adopted son, Krye.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,551 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2021 - Published: 11/1/2020
Medic Lance by TheFullmetalBitch reviews
This is a multi-chapter story based on my headcanon that Lance is the unofficial team medic. This is my second Voltron story so please give it a shot and let me know what you think!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,052 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 9/20/2018 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Blue Lion - Complete
Vinic Ways by uncouthpeasant reviews
A crack fic that turned whumpy. Basically, you can pry the idea of our Paladins knowing vines out of my cold dead hands. Like, they're teenagers with internet access. No *way* would they not be fully immersed in that culture. Toss in a manipulative Galran commander, a dark turn, and excessive Lance whump, and you've got yourself my first oneshot!
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2020 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H., Blue Lion - Complete
Agent McClain by Anna Sai reviews
another request by Shiranai Atsune! (dang i'm enjoying these so much!) What if Lance was a secret agent and already knew about aliens before voltron? What if he already knew about the galra and the threat they posed and why Earth never really was contacted by aliens before? How long would he be able to keep that secret?
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 69,543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 2/8/2019 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Iverson - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 10,992 - Follows: 9,997 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Get your own channel! by niyah606 reviews
Lance McClain is known in the YouTube community and is a large requested person. Though he doesn't have his own Fucking channel. "Oh my gosh! your Lance McClain!" "yes I am." "I loved you in Pidge's Gaming video! you two are sooo cute!" "aww thanks!" "I subscribed to Hunks Food Hacks because you two on screen is life!" "his food is preetty good!" "same! with Allura!"
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2019 - Published: 12/6/2018 - Lance, Keith, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
One Billion Stars in this Universe (And None are Mine) by Spiralled Fury reviews
Loverboy Lance; Not the fastest, or the best fighter, or the smartest, or the strongest, or the princess, the seventh wheel... And all alone. He has no idea in hell what he can do. Except he knows he needs to get back to the others. Because the team might live without him, but at the very least, they need Red. Voltron can't form without Red.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Keith, Lance, OC, Red Lion - Complete
Things the Paladins of Voltron are No Longer Allowed To Do by CV12Hornet reviews
As any sergeant will tell you, bored soldiers are dangerous soldiers. And in between saving the universe and fighting the Galra, the Paladins of Voltron get very bored indeed. Updates irregularly.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,219 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Keith, Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H.
As Color Fades Away by IcyPanther reviews
"There is no escape for you, Paladin," Haggar whispered, voice echoing from from the very depths of his mind and filling Lance with a horror and dread he could not begin to describe. "Not from this ship. Not from death." She let out a soft laugh that rang with dark promise. "And especially not from me." / In which Zarkon desires the Black Lion and the Blue Paladin pays the price.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 469,965 - Reviews: 5519 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 7301 - Favs: 13,944 - Follows: 12,031 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
You light up my world like nobody else by wildcatinuzuka reviews
Lance was a constant light to the others. Or the times that Lance helped a friend and the one time they help him.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 2/27/2017 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 2,657 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Poison Gas by PinkWhirlWind reviews
Get coffee they said. Be useful they said. Duo is a Preventer doctor and medic. How much trouble can he get into getting coffee for Heero and Wufei?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2017
Sell Me Your Nightmares, I'll Trade Them for Dreams--Boom Crash Sequel by Laura of Maychoria reviews
After the jungle planet and everything that went down there, Shiro is struggling. His nightmares have gotten worse and much harder to control. But he has a new ally, and a new little brother, in Lance. And Lance is determined to help, no matter what it costs him. Meanwhile, the others have noticed how much closer Shiro and Lance are now. Some are happier about it than others.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,429 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 7/29/2016 - Keith, T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance, Hunk - Complete
Boom Crash the Sound of My Ship by Laura of Maychoria reviews
After a Galra attack splits Voltron, the blue lion is damaged and falls toward the jungle planet below. Shiro follows, and now he and Lance are stranded in hostile territory, fighting to survive. Lance is injured, Shiro is having flashbacks, and help is far away. And the Galra just...keep coming.
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,751 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - T. Shirogane/Shiro, Lance - Complete
Wannabe Student by The Shrubbery King reviews
Lewis isn't exactly sure how or why he ended up at Honnouji Academy, or why his scarf is talking to him, or what'll happen if he actually talks to any of the main characters. What he does know however is that he wants a front row seat to all the sickass fights that are about to happen right in front of him! Preferably without actually getting involved in any of them.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,624 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 8/18/2014 - OC - Complete
Flu Shot by Keigh the Stoic reviews
Duo isn't too keen on getting his yearly flu shot. Rating for language.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Duo M., Heero Y.] Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Check, Please by OrbitZero reviews
Quatre thought he was doing a nice thing to take the other pilots out to a fancy restaurant soon after the war. In retrospect he wasn't sure why he decided that was a good idea. Rating for some bad language. Mostly Duo POV in spite of summary.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2016 - Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's: Tag Force by Hiyuusha reviews
"Red Hat" Konami is not your average duelist. He's spent time battling it out with the best of them, but just when he finally starts to settle into his new home at Neo Domino City, strange events start occurring. Will Red Hat be able to help the Signers achieve their ultimate destinies, or will he drown in the sea of the Dark Signer's madness? Novelization of Tag Force 4
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 108 - Words: 628,613 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Yūsei F., Aki I., Divine, OC - Complete
Demon of Justice by Mel and Christy reviews
An experimental OZ energy weapon blows Wufei into another dimension, one with Gods, demons and mythical races. Can the other pilots overcome their own problems and reunite with him? 1x2, 3x4, 2 5, 5 ? • AU-ish/ crossover with Weber's Oath of Swords universe • TWT • multiple plot lines
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Book X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 262,892 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013
Red and Blue Makes Purple by Coffeetailor reviews
In his fight against Sasuke in the Valley of the End, Naruto would have died and taken Kyuubi with him had Shinigami not told the Fourth that he would keep Kyuubi sealed. And the dead cannot contain or be contained. Bringing the two together into one being in another world, he joined them to keep the seal intact. And thus was one violet eyed terrorist born. Naruto/GW crossover
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,264 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Duo M., Heero Y., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Mission Parameters by SailorChibi reviews
A mission on L2 leaves Heero wondering about Duo. Now the Perfect Soldier is determined to get behind Shinigami's mask. But it turns out there's more to Duo and all of them than he ever imagined… because there's more than one God wandering the Earth. 1x2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 119,070 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,735 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Again by kimcat reviews
-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,080 - Reviews: 2872 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 3,790 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6714 - Favs: 15,104 - Follows: 6,339 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Worlds Apart by Mieren reviews
Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Subject is Reacting Negatively by Deekamon reviews
Oh, Josh can be quite the jerk at times; tormenting Neku for kicks is hardly beyond him. Including stealing... certain things of Neku's to get a reaction. Utter, total crack; mostly clean, just a couple milder swear words. Yeah.
World Ends With You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Neku S., Yoshiya K./Joshua - Complete
Take it on the Run by Moczo reviews
The Knight Captain is pregnant, and the father is missing. More surprisingly, so is the baby's grandfather...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 7,387 - Follows: 2,401 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Dragon by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
Au Major. Naruto is a bit of an enigma. A mystery you might say. He sleeps twenty hours a day, He quotes fortune cookies, and he kicks more ass than anyone this side of the universe. How? Read to find out. UP FOR ADOPTION. Contact me for the One Rule.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Get low Naruto! by Meinos Kaen reviews
A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! [RXR]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,141 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Naruto U.
Shinobi of Genius by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Afterwards by Moczo reviews
The party that fights together, stays together. But the party that gets caved in together in a very small space soon comes to realize that they really don't like each other that much.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
Gundam Tekkamen by Xenriel reviews
A Gundam Wing Tekkaman Blade crossover fusion. Epilouge! Please R&R
Crossover - Teknoman & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 207,950 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Ninja News by JFalcon reviews
Five years after Time Skip the gang is lacking money and decides to throw together a news show, poor Kiba gets to be the anchorman. Shikamaru with weather, Ino with fashion, Lee with sports, and Naruto with an important announcement!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Kiba I.
Mysterious Rurouni by Mieren reviews
Kenshin and Saito get dragged into the Universe of the Four Gods. Psychotic crossover with Fushigi Yuugi (or Mysterious Play, if you prefer).
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,705 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 11/22/2002
Akuryou by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Duo has a yami, and his name is Shinigami... Timeline, what timeline? Yaoi, Heero/Duo.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,525 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Duo M., R. Bakura
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,668 - Follows: 1,049 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pain in the Ass by kakashidiot reviews
Kakashi stabs himself... and everyone wants to look. Extreme silliness and nosebleeds! REVIEW ! [Complete. Edited.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
When Goldfish Attack by NightMaiden02 reviews
Chapter 10: Final Chapter here. See how it all ends! ::Complere::
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 11/3/2002
And It's On, Again by Nanashio reviews
Same rating, since I'm cautious. More or less a sequel. Shounen-ai. Trowa and Wufei have a weird mission.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,221 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Duo M.
Ransom of Duo Maxwell by Lady Douji reviews
Duo gets kidnapped by some very foolish kidnappers
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2004
Acherontia Atropos by Katsu reviews
An alternate universe, where Duo finds out that everything he ever learned from Dracula movies was WRONG (warnings for bad language, violence, shounen ai)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,511 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2004 - Published: 2/6/2001 - Duo M.
Gundam WingTenchi Muyo Time of Discovery by Light02 reviews
The Gundam Pilots are trapped on Tenchi's world but are they needed for a reason [on indefinate hold until muse is done with other ideas]
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002
I Hate Americans aka Duo by Mieren reviews
What happens when you have more than one Maxwell? Besides Wufei going insane, that is. This is a jab at Duo, so please don't flame.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,586 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002
Card Captor Death by Starlife reviews
What happens when Duo happens to unleash a hoard of Sakura Cards into the world of AC195......and how he must become a Card Captor to get them back. [Shounen-ai, 1221][Finally! Chapter 12 up]
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,594 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 5/27/2002
Quarter to Three by Ezra reviews
Jou's newly recieved, unmarked bracelets seem harmless enough, but will he be able to recognize the adverse reactions he's having before it's too late!? {Warnings: J/S yaoi, foreshadowing, and overall weirdness} {Author Note: Please read} {Discontinued}
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
GUNDAMMIT! by Dr Megalomania reviews
Pure sillyness is abound as the LAST CHAPTER is posted!!! that's it, finito, enough!! Can Heero and Duo make up in time, can Deathscythe and Wing Work it out in time and can Quatre and Trowa make out in time?! Plus it's a surprise ending ... UPDATED!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,671 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002
The OTHER Episode of Gundam Wing You DIDN'T See by Lonely Wanderer reviews
Okay, I had to reupload this story, 'cause it was all messed up, and hopefully it's fixed now. . .anyway. . .What do the Gboys do on a mission. . .in Iowa! . . .With a. . .COW! Read and enjoy! Cowritten with Amethyst Tiger.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2003
The Highway to Life by P-chan-TheLostGirl reviews
Quatre moves into a new house where he meets Duo. One thing,Duo's dead. Eight years later Quatre is 15 and a new boy comes to school,and Quatre finaly starts to wonder about how Duo died,but the answer might not be as simple as he thinks.yaoi1x2,3x4
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Quatre W., Duo M.
Being Dead Ain't Easy by ddraggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
When the dream ends by Melyn Tenshi reviews
Duo fear his past is coming back. But it is not the past everyone thinks it is. Duo's fears soon become a reality and he is faced with something he never wanted anyone to know. A lot of fantasy in this as well as a supernatural twist.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,707 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 10/23/2002 - Duo M.
Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Baby by PhoenixFire Lia reviews
Home movies with a Valentine's twist as the Gundam Boys and their camera-monkey Hilde parody some great classics in romantic film. But like heck this is a mushy love story!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2003
Shameless Waltz by Chiizu reviews
...title courtesy of my beta. Previously "Songs That Should Never Have Songfics". It really has nothing to do with EW, and is instead a collection of warped sonfics. Part 2: B****. Quatre and Trowa have a late night meeting.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/29/2002
Evil Coffee Holiday Specials by Kiriska reviews
Duo. Evil Coffee. Holidays. Absolute and continuous insanity! T rating is solely for language.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Duo M. - Complete
Mistaken Noises! by The 3 ladies reviews
Wufei tries to stuff a box into his closet with the help of Duo. But to the others the noises come out differently. About 5x2x5. R&R Please!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002
Blood Fetish by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi, 1x2, violence. When Duo takes the brunt of a torture session, his friends are determined to see him revenged. And Heero is equally determined to see that Duo stays in bed until he's recovered, whether he likes it or not.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Revenge on the Phone Solicitors II! by The 3 ladies reviews
Chapter 2 up! Relena, again, tries to punish the g-boys for making fun of phone solicitors! The g-boys fight for those who try to eat dinner in peace! We learn some interesting secrets about Mr. Peacecraft too! R&R!-Lady Blink
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2002
Gundam Airlines by CCT reviews
Wonder what would happen if the five Gundam Wing pilots worked for an airline instead? AU, sillyness...good stuff!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2002
Home Movies by PhoenixFire Lia reviews
While looking for a movie to watch, Hilde and the G-Boys run across one that's labeled "Home Movies." Lo and behold, it's a tape the boys made parodying themselves. See Duo as Relena, Trowa as Noin, Treize, AND Mariemaia, and clever usage of grapefruits!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/31/2002
Duo's Dilemmas by Nanashio reviews
01 likes 02, 02 accidentally encourages him, chaos ensues... or so I like to think. shounen-ai, 1+2, some 5+2, 3+2, and hints towards 4+2... who would've thought Duo was so wanted, ne? **COMPLETED! I think** maybe somewhat improved, too
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,925 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Guardin' The Gundams by Dr Megalomania reviews
My first Gundam Wing fanfic, sounds like a child's book, don't it? Anyway, this is just me experimenting with the character, but please R&R anyway. A random OZ and the Five Gundam Pilots... hmm... what could happen there then?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2002
Living Legends by dragon-gal reviews
Now Complete. A few years after the war Duo is attacked on a dark night and when it reveals his unknown heritage, his life is forever changed. Warning: yoai, 1x2, mythical creatures.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,351 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Complete
Thanksgiving (Explained by Mudpie) by Mudpie reviews
Mudpie has a bit too much sparkling cider and decides to tell the Gundam Boys HER version of Thanksgiving.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2001
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Cliff Notes for Ninjas reviews
A series of Coulda Been Shinobi'sGuides. All of the stories that didn't meet my requirements for Guide status ended up here. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2006
Killing Time reviews
The Where the Hell Are We Now filler arc! [Discontinued: attempting a re-write]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Complete
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 66,486 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven - Complete
There's a Gundam Out There reviews
All right, this is a parody of Randy Newman's "It's a Jungle Out There"; better known as the theme from the TV show Monk. Just imagine some poor OZ schmuck is singing it. *sheepish grin* Enjoy!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
Shinobi's Guide 2: Bored Teenagers reviews
That's right! The Shinobi's Guide series returns with more ridiculous hijinks. When the missions run dry and the shinobi get bored what do you suppose happens? Well, here's what I think...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Complete
Twenty Minutes with Jerks reviews
Uchiha Sasuke forcibly attends Avengers Anonymous. Includes cameo appearances from various sources.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the Hell Are We Now! reviews
Three friends are taken captive by mistake and, after an accident, now find themselves in a completely different reality. Follow them on their adventures as they try not to get killed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 105,786 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Yellow Flash reviews
Has it ever occurred to anybody else that the Iwagakure ninja hated the Yondaime for more than JUST kicking their asses? ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Minato N. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Politricks reviews
Ninth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Sentai reviews
The crack! It burns! Shinobi's Guide number eight gives homage to cheesy Japanese import TV. Parodies include Godzilla, Super Sentai, every magical girl anime you've ever seen, and some mecha anime just for the heck of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,963 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Ninja Amnesty Week reviews
This is a song parody of Tom Lehrer's National Brotherhood Week song. Yeah, I don't know what that is either.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/8/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Kisame: Kyuubi Kapturer reviews
The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Complete
Cain Slew Abel reviews
A bit of speculation on my part as to how Orochimaru got his sword, Kusinagi. It's short and it's not my usual humourous fare. Read if you so desire.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
The Konoha Conga reviews
It had to be done. This is practically the only genre left without a Copacabana parody in it. I'm only doing my duty! Don't hit me!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Ode to the Uchihas reviews
This is a little demented parody of Ode to the Blazes. Better summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Complete
It Could Only End in Tragedy reviews
The young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Tank Police Division 195 reviews
singing It is finished... The battle is over....
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,003 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Complete
Alas Poor Trowa reviews
This is one of my farewell fics. The semisequel to Post Mortem Ceremony, it's Trowa's funeral!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
Watch Out for Egyptians reviews
The formatting is a little screwed up but I think it's legible. This is a parody of Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Complete
Crappy Valentine's Day reviews
Semisequel to Crappy New Year. Heero tells of the tale of the Valentine's Daysaster.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Heero Y. - Complete
Silvermask reviews
The final scenes of the Bond movie run amok! I think it's a little anticlimatic but oh well...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Heero Y., Zechs M. - Complete
When Pilots Come Marching Home reviews
I have no excuse for this except that this is my mother's fault for getting me started with the first verse, curse you mommy!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Post Mortem Ceremony reviews
We are gathered here to mourn the passing of one Chang Wufei...HEY! You in the back! Stop laughing this is a serious occasion! Okay...so I lied...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Wufei C. - Complete
Dog Days of Duo reviews
Totally random snapshot fanfic. Examines three typical Duo moments using dog haikus.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Duo M. - Complete
Bakura and the Big, Fat, Ugly, Boston Terrier reviews
Errr...how to explain this... Bakura Yami Bakura to you dub monkeys a mutant Boston Terrier silliness
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2003 - Complete
Crappy New Year reviews
A recount of Relena's fateful New Year's party, as told from Trowa's point of view. Oneshot.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
MS List in Approximately One Minute and 40 Seconds reviews
How many of you know the Can Can? Good, then singing this song parody shouldn't be too hard then...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Complete
Disorder in the Court reviews
It's the case of Lina vs Martina, with Xellos as the judge. Only Lsama knows what kind of insanity this will lead to...
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2002 - Complete
World's Oldest Terrorist Cat reviews
Some of you are probably looking at the title and going What the France has she been smoking?. Presenting the all too brief tale of Heero's misadventures with El Gato.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Complete
When Bogeymen Attack reviews
The final installment Bogeymen in Space. A shuttle disappears on its way to L3 and the only clue is strange, orange goop. And where the hell is Duo!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Complete
Nothing to Do and All Eternity to Do It reviews
PG because of one curse. This has almost nothing to do with the GW characters. The story revolves around their dead relatives and what they might have been doing during the war.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/16/2002 - Complete
Night of the Cow reviews
It's not scary horror it's more like Scary Movie horror [i.e. mockery of conventional horror movies]. I had this posted on another site and figured I'd bring it over. Rated PG13 for language it has Relena bashing, cow bashing, and minor bashing of othe
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3/22/2002 - Complete
Hokey Pokey Gundam Style Revisited! Oz Version reviews
I don't know why I'm doing another one of these after all this time...oh well... This is the Oz version to my other Hokey Pokey parody. Read that one first if you haven't already.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Complete
Fun with Dick and Jane reviews
This is a parody of a very annoying book for children learning to read. I thought it could use a rewrite and this is what I came up with. Plot hole explained, Relena dies.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2001 - Published: 12/7/2001
UFPM Unidentified Flying Processed Meat reviews
There really ought to be a category for plain stupidity, but anyway... this is a Spamfic in the truest sense. I honestly don't know how to describe it except that it involves Relena and spam. Warning: Relena bashing.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11/6/2001 - Complete
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear reviews
Crossdressing. That's all there is to it. There is no way to summarize this fic any more than that.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10/9/2001 - Complete
Freak Flying Cow reviews
It's very short but I like it. This is why villagers should look up when they go out walking.
Black and White - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2001 - Complete
The Quat Came Back reviews
In celebration of over 500 reviews I wrote this little song parody. For those of you who REALLY like Quatre, don't kill me when you read it or just don't read and save yourself the aggrivation. Everyone else, enoy!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6/26/2001 - Complete
Stupid Cow reviews
Rated PG13 for cussing. This is just a little thing I thought about while I was playing the game. Some of this stuff actually did happen when I had played the cow, the rest I made up. R & R please!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Complete
Rock 'n' Roll! reviews
The safehouse is empty when three of the Gundam pilots are out shopping. There is only one thing you can do in that situation....DANCE!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2001 - Complete
The Adventures of HYPER MAN! reviews
This is the most pathetic piece of humor ever! And I wrote it AAAAAAAGHH!!!!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3/25/2001
Hokey Pokey Gundam Style! reviews
Is a summary really neccessary, I mean look at the title! Anyhow, read and review.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3/5/2001 - Complete
Uno, Dos, Treize reviews
Follows events in The Hunt for Mrs Freshley's Gem Donuts drool but it's not a sequel in the purest sense. Anyway, Treize is causing trouble in Mexico...
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2/7/2001 - Complete
The Hunt for Mrs Freshley's Gem Donuts drool reviews
The Gundam Boys are out of powdered donuts! Oh the humanity! OOCness and Treize bashing ahead Also included in this fic...will the GBoys get their revenge on the malicious fanfic author?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2/2/2001 - Complete
Kaosu Akihabara Sequel to Minna de WAHAHA! reviews
Like the title says it's the sequel. Gundam Pilots get their revenge on the girls. Read the Minna de WAHAHA! to find out exactly why.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 1/19/2001 - Complete
Minna de WAHAHA! reviews
Songfic featuring Minna de WAHAHA by Tokio. Drunken Gboys, spying Ggirls, and brief yodeling! Absolute fluff piece.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2001 - Complete