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Joined 02-17-03, id: 344092, Profile Updated: 10-17-08
Author has written 9 stories for Hellsing.
"This isn't really conventional warfare. But then again, Hellsing isn't really a conventional unit."

- Lieutenant-Colonel Sir Geoffrey Hellsing speaking at Hedge Manor (Station HF), 1942


Mr. Mitts : Purveyor of mediocre art-house fanfiction for Hellsing and probably more series, when he bothers to get around to it.

Out of the game for nearly two years; doesn't really want to get back into it. Rather more interested in trying his arm and groin at pumping out ropey strands of literary mucus, preferably all over your face. Otherwise known as bookkake.

Enjoy.

Black Knight, White Queen by Thess reviews
The year was 1938, when Alucard thought he was going to spend a dreadful time as freak show to the Royal Family, he met an interesting young girl. Manga based.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2004 - Alucard
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Celestial Shadow Gatekeeper HELLSING: The TV reviews
An unfinished foray into short fukus, mystic wands-of-power, twinkly-hearts, familiars, and the emo-drama of High School teen-angst. Originally, anyway. It lacks all of those AND MORE! Including a plot or even a chapter ending. Woe betide, reader! Woe!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Integra - Complete
And The Star It Doth Swing Low reviews
AU. Welcome to the Hellsing that never was, but could have been. Welcome to the Hellsing Bureau: they're all that stand between y'all and the Creatures of the Darkness. And not just the escaped 'uns.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2006
With Furious Wings reviews
If any question why we died, Tell them, because our fathers lied...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Fantasy, Shut Your Mouth reviews
Integra and Seras journey into the mouth of madness to battle remorseless Tolkein pastiches and parodies, harangue pointyeared freaks, and leave Pip to get all the best lines. Quite possibly the worst story you've read this year or your money back
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2005
Der Lebendtoten reviews
There are far worse fates than death in this world, as two Nazi Millennium Projekt translators begin to discover, high in the German mountains... Vaguely Hellsing written as a LovecraftHellsing crossover challenge
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Cut From The Same Cloth reviews
Holy Order Iscariot: Section XIII tells it like it is... In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Now pass the ammunition.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
We, Her Majesty's Prisoners reviews
... nine millimetre pension plan ...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Complete
The Last Charge of Their Fearsome Red Dragon reviews
The August of 1942; as America mobilises and Russia falls - in Europe Britain stands alone. The last charge of Hellsing's Draig Goch draws near... (For The First Time Complete And Unabridged! Now a Major Motion Picture!)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/4/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
Die Schachfiguren reviews
It is sometimes hard to discern who is more monstrous the one by choice or the one by order. And sometimes harder to decide which is which. A young knight with bloodstained hands. An ageless vampire driven for perverse thrills. MangaBased WxR
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,897 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
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